got up this morning to make some coffee everything sucks today prayed someone hired a hitman to off me everything sucks today got up on the wrong side of life this morning nothin today is gonna go my way horoscope told me lies this morning i don't think anything is gonna be okay today everything sucks today everything sucks today everything sucks today right girl didn't call and the wrong ones knockin everything sucks today flat tire on my car so i guess i'm walkin everything sucks today taxman came and took my money now all my other bills are gonna be late my girlfriends movin in this mornin i don't think anything is gonna be okay today everything sucks today everything sucks today everything sucks today got up on the wrong side of life this mornin nothing today is gonna go my way horoscope told me lies this morning i don't think anything is gonna be okay today everything sucks today everything sucks today everything sucks today
i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on nice guys finish last no one knows as good as me we're just good friends and you come to me for sympathy you tell me that i'm not your type still you call me late at night everytime he picks a fight after all he's said and all he's done i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on he's a total dick that's the truth and you know i'm right from everything you say theres no way he'll ever do you right you love a man who treats you wrong you think you'll change him but you're wrong he'll use you he'll say so long after all he's said and all he's done i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on i'm the one who wants you more than anything you don't feel the same way you made it clear to me but i'll stand my ground and maybe you'll hear what i've been sayin after all i've said and all i've done i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on i'm the one i've been here for you all along i'm the one who's shoulder you've been cryin on i'm the one
mug mug mug coffee mug gonna clear away the haze liquid proof that i can win this race coffee mug the grip that keeps me tall my inter-link keeps me questing all i don't need no booze or drugs i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug and i don't need your kiss and hug i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug they haven't banned my liquid drug of choice there's too many hooked and they've got too much voice so for the moment we're all pretty good to go with 98 cups with 98 more to go i don't need no booze or drugs i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug and i don't need your kiss and hug i just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug here a bean, there a bean everywhere a mean mean bean chug - a - lug - o - my coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug
shove all your problems under the rug then you wonder where the smell came from rotting out from the inside this is your fucked up family so many minds that nobody ever speaks rotting out from the inside.....rotting out nuclear family falling out winter forever in this house, they're rotting out from the inside so put me out of my misery if it ever happens to me, no rotting out from the inside....rotting out rotting out...rotting out...rotting out...rotting out beat my head till i can't speak not gonna let it happen to me, no rotting out...rotting out...rotting out...rotting out
new love new fun new me, isn't that the way it's supposed to be new fear, nothings clear to me and that's how it's always gonna be i've never been real sure of myself never trusted someone else something you do puts my fears to rest we'll bring it up and never touch the ground and when you need me i'll be around this is how it's gonna be if you don't get sick of me she loved me and i loved her it was all so fun and new we were going to go all over the world and do everything there is to do but something spoiled our plans we couldn't meet our own demands every problem put us to the test we brought it up but then we let it down and when she needed me i wasn't around that was how it had to be, then she just got sick of me relationships deteriorate i've seen it from the start easy as it is to fall in love, it's easier to fall apart i won't let it fall apart bring it up and never touch the ground and when you need me i'll be around this is how it's gonna be if you don't get sick of me we'll hold it up and never let it down and when you need me i'll be around this is how it's gotta be so you don't get sick me so you don't get sick of me so you don't get sick of me
Hear about the president? He used to smoke pot He never broke the law Cause he never got caught
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time While the millionaire murderer just pays a fine
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent like you
So many stupid laws gonna hve to break a few Speed or run a red light i might too When the man pulls you over like it or not You're just one of the many Only you got caught
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
what will it be like when i get old will i still hop on my bike, and ride around town will i still want to be someone, and not just sit around i don't want to be like other adults cause they've already died cool and condescending, fossilized will i be rich will i be poor, will i still sleep on the floor what will it be like when i get what will i be like when i get what will it be like when i get old will i still kiss my girlfriend and try to grab her ass will i still hate the cops and have no class will all my grown up friends say they've seen it all before they say hey act your age and i'm immature will i do myself proud or only what's allowed what will it be like when i get what will i be like when i get what will it be like when i get old will i sit around and talk about the old days sit around and watch t.v. i never want to go that way never burn out not fade away as i travel through my time will i like what i find what will it be like when i get what will i be like when i get what will it be like when i get old
in the world of man in the great rat race makes his speeches then he does what he please winners of the mosh impart their grace as i wallow in the mush in a doggy daze i live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese chums lots of flies but why should i mind then i get trashed by the ho thats my wife can't get enough of kickin my hiney life in the canine world cats to chase and a bone to bury full of doggy stench in this poo poo place if i get a piece of tail i dont want to get married this is just a doghouse why should i stay if these folks are crazy they try to tell me that they know where its at i don't know maybe i'm lazy this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse so now its time to go work for the man i work for the man at the taco stand i keep on grinding like a dog always does no place to hide for this american dog this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse when i frickin find what i'm lookin for i dig right in and take my place maybe i seem crass and crude but a dog has to do what a dog has to do this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse i'm just a dog, i eat cat feces, feel like a hydrant on this doggy street live in the doghouse, everybody hates me i want to get laid, but everybody takes me i'm your dog and you're bitches
she loves me it's not just in my head she loves me even though it's not been said and if anything means anything then this means something good and i guess i'd love her back if i only could she loves me i can see it when she smiles ear to ear she loves me and i'm sure that she can't hear how i scream out for someone else when i'm asleep or by myself how i'm so sad i hate myself don't know where to go for help her love could never grow sour becomes more pure with every hour and i never wanted anything like that from her but still she loves me she loves me she loves me it's not just in my head she loves me even though it's not been said and if anything means anything then this means something good i guess i'd love her back if i only could she loves me and i know she can accept me for myself she loves me but i'm sure that she can't help how i'm this close to cashing in how i chase dreams that don't exist how i hate girls and i hate my life the pain that rips me tears me ruins me and her love could never grow sour it grows more pure with every hour i never wanted anything like that from her but still she loves me (now i don't have to be all by myself) she loves me (she don't love no one else) she loves me the way she loves me the way she loves me
The Words She Writes Will Change The World She's Much Smarter Than Me Inside She Writes A Side Of Herself She Won't Let Me See Such A Hateful Little Girl Her Little Book Is Her Whole World It's All There In Her Little Book And I Can't Help But Wonder But She Says I'll Never Understand She Says There's No Love And Everyones Out To Get Her She Keeps Me Shut Out And I Don't Want To Let Her Such A Hateful Little Girl Her Little Book Is Her Whole World It's All There In Her Little Book And I Can't Help But Wonder What Chapter I Fit Under, Yeah I'm A Stone Age Male And That's A Fact There's So Much More To Me Than That Such A Hateful Little Girl Her Little Book Is Her Whole World She's Writing In Her Little Book, She Don't Like Me But She's Got Me Hooked And I Can't Help But Wonder What She's Like Between The Covers And I Can't Help But Wonder What She's Like Between The Covers And I Can't Help But Wonder What She's Like Between The Covers, Yeah
I Don't Care What They Say Those Numbers Don't Mean A Thing We've Got It Made This World Is Just Me And You And We Know Just What To Do We've Got It Made Hey, Everythings Gonna Be Okay (We've Got It Made Together) Hey, Everythings Gonna Be Okay (We've Got It Made) I Don't Care If We Get A Job We've Already Got A Life We've Got It Made I Don't Know What The Future Holds All I Know Is You're There With Me That's All I Need Hey, Everythings Gonna Be Okay (We've Got It Made Together) When I Look In Your Eyes I Know What I Want In Life Nothing More, Nothing Less Nothing More, Nothing Less (Everything's Gonna Be Okay) Nothing More, Nothing Less (Everything's Gonna Be Okay) Be The Key To My Success Nothing More, Nothing Less
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy Don't Laugh At Him Cause He Can't Piss Straight He Can't Even Masturbate Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets Got No Bulge In His Pockets Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy Can't Even Make It Through A Day Of School They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool It Must Suck To Know You'll Never Fuck
This Place Sux I Haven't Found A Single Thing To Call My Own And There's Nothing Left For Me To Do Just Play The Game, Pretend To Do Work No My Boss Isn't A Jerk It's Just This Place This Place Sux I Been Slinking Through The Halls Like An Unwashed Dog And Everybody Treats Me Like A Criminal Talk About Me Behind My Back At Least I Don't Have A Stick Up My Ass Like The People In This Place This Place Sux This Place Sux This Place Sux I Feel My Confidence Draining Away I Feel Them Laughing At Me Everyday I Never Thought It Would End Up This Way Good Thing I'm Not Going To Stay This Place Sux I Haven't Found A Single Friend In Three Whole Years Cause There's Nobody Here But The Bible Boys Talking About Their White Bread Politics Gotta Leave The Room Cause You're Making Me Sick Gotta Leave This Place This Place Sux
While You Are Away I'm Waiting I'm Out Of My Mind You're Out Of Town You Know I'm No Stranger To Frustration I Won't Break I Won't Let You Down Cause I Know Right From Wrong And I Know I Can Be Strong You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down I Look Back On My Past, I'm Dirty I Know That Guy Would Always Let You Down But While I Am Away Don't Worry Just Keep Your Faith In Me And Have No Doubt Cause I Know Right From Wrong And I Know I Can Be Strong If There's No Lying Then There's No Crying Arrive In Your Own Time Stay Patient You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (I'm Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me,Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me) Won't Let Myself Be Led Into Temptation It's You And Me Nobody Else Allowed Well You Know I'm No Stranger To Frustration Just Keep Your Faith In Me And Have No Doubt Cause I Know Right From Wrong And I Know I Can Be Strong If There's No Lying There's No Crying Arrive In Your Own Time Stay Patient You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (I'm Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me, I'm Waiting) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down (You Know I Won't Let Me) You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down You Know I Won't Let Me Let You Down
I listen to you for hours, I'll listen all day Just keep hitting me the right way Sing your song in the shower Cause you got a way To say what I can never say right - right on When I feel weak you make me feel strong Make me feel strong
I won't say your name But you know who you are I'll never be the same again now - no way I just want to say Thank you for playing the way you play
You don't get played on the radio That's not the game you play Well I don't care anyway I glued your tape in the stereo So I know every word, every note And every chord is right - right on When I feel weak you make me feel strong Make me feel strong feel like nothing's wrong
I won't say your name You know who you are I'll never be the same again now - no way I just want to say thank you for playing the Way you play
Did you know you're why I go And waste my time At a rock and roll show You let me know I'm not alone You make me feel strong, make me feel strong, Feel like nothing's wrong
I won't say your name, you know who you are I'll never be the same again now - no way I just want to say Thank you for playing the way you play Thank you for playing the way you play Thank you for playing the way you play
Talking about our life, no matter how much I don't like Talk is never cheap between you and me Look at how far we've come and still we always come undone Maybe that's how it always has to be
I'm out here alone, talking on the phone Tensions are rising, it's never surprising This is the way it goes Maybe we'll fall in love when I get home
Talking about our life, seems like we never get it right But we always get an A for effort We sweat to find what to say, communication's the only way If we ever hope to stay together, communicate
I'm out here alone, talking on the phone Tensions are rising, it's never surprising This is the way it goes Maybe we'll fall in love when I get home
Tell me the problem, I wanna know If there's a solution, I'll fix it now And if there isn't, I'll just be there If I don't say something, don't say I don't care
Well, I go yaddadda-yadda-ya And you go yaddadda-yadda-ya Yaddadda-yadda-yadda That's what we gotta do
I'm out here alone, talking on the phone Tensions are rising, it's never surprising This is the way it goes Maybe we'll fall in love when I get home
Maybe we'll fall in love When I get home I said, maybe we'll fall in love When I get home
I don't wanna move I'll just sit here in my living room and See what's on the tube While I'm hanging out with you
People knock on my door, ringing my phone Telling me the things I gotta get done today To satisfy them, but what about me? Lately I've been wishing I was brain dead No responsibilities in my head today Maybe we'll see what's on TV
Doing nothing, having fun Off to bed to get things done I'm not lazy - I'm in love
I don't wanna move I'll just sit here in my living room and See what's on the tube While I'm hanging out with you
People pressing my flesh, taking my time They don't know a thing about my life with you I'm trying real hard - it's hard not to care 'Cause all I ever really want to do Is sit around doing nothing with you, because Nothing's only fun when you're there
Another night of maybe and almost Abandoning a land of passin' ghosts
Just a lot of sad people forgive them Lord They don't care what they do Or who they do it to At the dog and pony show
They don't wanna know
To think I could have stayed home Instead of watching this ugly lust and ordinary dirt But no one cares, so nobody gets hurt
Just a lot of sad people forgive them Lord They don't care who they do Or what it does to you At the dog and pony show They don't wanna know They're doing some blow
They all stand in line and take their chances Roping all their robot dances
Dying to get off There's a lot of pretty girls here looking tight They're not good girls But they're good for the night They're telling me to buzz off Well that's okay, cause I never liked them anyway
It's no place for a mongrel mutt like me Mating rights go to the best of breed
Just a lot of sad people Caught in between Desire and despair I guess I'll see you there At the lost and lonely Dog and pony show
They don't wanna know They don't wanna know They don't wanna know So afraid and alone
