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All!
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| 2. |
| 0:38 |
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Judgment time again, who's on the shit list this time around
Whose friends can we pick and tell them how to live Value judgment hide, it's a-comin' our way He's just a jerk himself, tryin' to earn his own He goes to the bar to get his girl But the rich he's got ain't what it's worth Says he needs his little sexual push Says two in the hand's worth one in the bush Because he's just a pain in the ass He's a thorn in my side Why can't he leave me alone? Instead of running my life? |
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| 3. |
| 1:42 |
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I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified.
I want to be stereotyped I want to be classified I want to be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home I want to be a masochist, yah I want to be a statistic I want a be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home I don't want no hippie pad I want a house just like mom and dad I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified I want to be masochistic, I want to be a statistic I want to be a clone I want a suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home, suburban home |
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| 4. |
| 2:23 |
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Started on a summer sunday
the pink dress in the setting sun You were going to grandmas' house I was too scared to come Silly girl. Im beggin' you Tell me all the things that i wanna hear Silly girl im in love with you I had to run to get you, you always move so fast With your cute little smile and a silly laugh, God gave me love at last They said just stay away and now I wish I had I'm so in love with you my silly girl They made me go away, sometimes life isn't fair But ill be back someday, i hope you'll still be there When you're just a Silly boy like me you're always so scared I was too scared to love you, even though I really cared |
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| 5. |
| 0:46 |
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Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health.
Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Feeling cranky, logged all night Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Where's my Bonus Cup? Come on man, fill me up I need some Krappers to wash it down Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Bonus! (20x) Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Went driving down to San Diego Passing up the nuclear tits Go away off my earth! Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Thanks to Modern Chemistry sleep is now optional. |
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| 6. |
| 3:14 |
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Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floor
I wanted your love and a shelf on your dresser drawer You tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turning But I turned back the covers and I saw those sheets are dirty Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you The warmth of a bed to a guy who sleeps on the floor Was enough to perpetuate all the lies I heard before Now I want to hold you, gotta hold my pillow instead 'Cause my pillow will never lie or be with a stranger in my bed Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you Where's the love I was looking for? It's out the door I'm afraid to see you anymore So it's back on the floor 'Cause those sheets are dirty Woke up this morning alone on the floor Thinking about those clean sheets and the way it was before When I looked in the mirror I saw your face and thought of the past But now I know how dirty you are, took my fist and smashed the glass Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you Even though you'll never come clean, you know it's true Those sheets are dirty and so are you Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty |
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| 7. |
| 3:49 |
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[spoken]
Hi, I was just noticing you, across the room, that's a really nice, pretty dress. Well, I saw you smiling, gee.. I've never seen you before, and I was wondering, you know, if you, like, you know... Oh, no? Okay, well, nevermind, see you later. [/spoken] Hey you, new wave, come over here You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year Hey you, new wave, don't turn away Close those pouty lips and listen to what I say Why must you smoke that clove cigarette? Why must you act like you've got a hole in you head? Why don't you split the squares and love me instead? You're all shiny and clean, I've seen you in my dreams Like the Rolls Royce I can't have Your presence makes me scream Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage Hey you, new wave, I pity you When you get old, what will you do? What will you do when you turn 21? You're cockteasing at the singles bar just for fun What will you do when you turn 31? What will you do when you don't know how to love anyone? I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes I refuse to climb the ladder for you I refuse to pant and paw for you I need love, don't need no beauty queen But still, when I look at you, I scream Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes Just go riding right by me on the crest of the new wave Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage Sour grapes |
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| 8. |
| 0:13 |
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Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel
May I take your order please? Yeah, I want: Two large Cokes, two large fries Chili-cheese dog, large Dr. Pepper Super Deluxe with cheese and tomato You want Bill sperm with that? NO! |
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| 9. |
| 2:02 |
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almost ready, almost there
or is it already over? she's a friend in need she's a friend in deed she needs someone to hold her alone at night, she plans her game correctly thinking that i'm in pain but every night it's always the same she be a-fuckin' with my brain she don't need no one she don't need no one we all want to play your game with you we know you're just a starter but there's no reason for you to quit just because we try harder i don't want to talk on the telephone i don't want to see no pictures she'll find out just what she needs and when she does i'll get her she feels safe when she's with him 'cause he'll never try anything with her well you know now girl, just what you want are you going to let it scare you? i knew it would she don't need no one she don't need no one she don't need no one she don't need no one and she don't need me |
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| 10. |
| 2:21 |
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I know a place up in the air
It's not very far, I've been there before I know a place, cool and warm cooling my blood, warming my heart So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man I only want to know a couple of things about you Where were you when I was in so much trouble with myself And do you still believe in me like I believe I've been thinking good good things about you cool and warm, good good things about you If you've been thinking good good things about me So cool and warm when you put your arms around me On my own, I know where to go Living the lie, in your eyes I know a place, cool and warm Cooling my blood, warming my heart So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man Let's see if I can get it right with you this time around I'm not afraid of losing you my little girl But do you still believe in me like I believe |
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| 11. |
| 3:01 |
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Here in my van
I can beat my small cock Fart on your face Sleep on a loaf Here in my can I can piss in a cup Scrounge for some change Do what I want I can lose Here in my van I can eat my small squid Dance the can-can With my feet in the air Here in my can I can play the Last tape Play my small uke Write stupid songs Like this one Haven't slept in days, but that's OK. Gonna let 'er eat Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin Have a little snack Put in a quarter and play road rally Driving sown the dark corridor Fall asleep and wake up in another place Here in my can I can hate everyone Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night Here in my van I can lose my small mind |
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| 12. |
| 2:14 |
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Bikeage
Running out of time again Where did you go wrong this time? When your problems overwhelm you Go get drunk it's party time Take a quaalude, relax your mind Relax your body too Run from problems but You'll never get away No one loves you, and you Wonder why? Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? You're running out of breath again you're an Old maid, but you're only 15 You're losing your little girl's charm Cry all night but you'll never get it back Don't be afraid, it's not too late Save yourself, I need you here Wearing off, wearing out I can't think about it Cause it makes me sick Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? Not me. Not me. When you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. |
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| 13. |
| 2:11 |
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Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery Come and share a treat with me I can't recall the last time I washed my feet We're in for a treat Here's my shoes - Enjoy And here's my socks - Enjoy Make the most of my toe toast Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you're here I queefed - Enjoy Smell my feces - Enjoy Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy |
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| 15. |
| 2:46 |
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I'm not a cool guy anymore, as if I ever was before
I took a look at all the signs, then rolled it over in my mind The feelings I could not release Became a bitter part of me What was I thinking of? It couldn't stay the way it was Looked at my reflection and I saw a stranger's face I saw where I was going and I had to walk away I lost a girl, it's just as well, she tried to save me from myself I've still got her on my mind, tossing and turning in my bed But if she had stayed another week I would have dragged her down with me She took it 'til she had enough Was that what I thought love was? I told her "see you later" but it's hard to see at all At the bottom of the barrel with your back against the wall I'm not a cool guy anymore, left it behind and closed the door I know you can't escape the past, now I look back and have to laugh I was my worst enemy It almost got the best of me What was I thinking of? It couldn't stay the way it was I looked up one day and saw that it was up to me You can only be a victim if you admit defeat Well, I looked up one day and saw that it was up to me You can only be a victim if you admit defeat |
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| 0:19 |
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I like food! Food tastes good!
I like food! Food tastes good! Juicy burgers, greasy fries, Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls, with ketchup too! Get out of my way, or I'll eat you I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! I'm going to turn dining back into eating I like food! Food tastes good! I like food! Food tastes good! |
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| 17. |
| 0:43 |
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Got your jourdache jeans
Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie powder your nose Take their honey for lay Just like pay You're just a human being on this planet You're just flesh and blood like all the rest You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass Humans are ses I want to be a bear I want to shit in the woods In my cave hunt my prey Could be you, I want to have food Burgers not berries Ladies are women but women are ladies Got a baited hook you are calling it Your cherry You want to settle down And you want to get married I don't want to smell your muff |
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| 18. |
| 1:22 |
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I don't want to grow up
I don't want to grow up If growing up means being like you Then I don't want to be like you Recycled trash It's deja vu I don't want to grow up I don't want to grow up You're grown up told what to do Your suit can't hide the truth You're a fool And I refuse to be like you I don't want to grow up |
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| 19. |
| 3:02 |
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it's been so long since i've had a smile
i've been down for such a long while if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you you kiss me now and i'll turn away I think i'm still kissing yesterday if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream..no.. it looked bad, but it felt good I feel my heart though you're knocking on wood if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so generous, on being kind with selfishness in the back of my mind if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays promises it's been so long since i've had a smile i stayed sad for such a long while if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up |
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| 1:48 |
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Don't you think it's time I let you know
Don't you think I should before you go I'm not gonna let you get away Cuz I want to fuck you night and day I'm a pervert I like to go out on dates See a movie communicate We'll go home and have some fun I'll tell you sure you're the only one Then when I leave your house I smell of sex Then I know I'm a pervert because I like it Then I know I'm perverted because I want it Want it all of the time Don't you sometimes wonder what I want Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose But all I want to do is rip off your clothes I'm a pervert I like to hold you in my arms You know I wouldn't do you harm I never take advantage in my book that's a sin But somehow I find myself caressing your skin Then there's one word on my mind and that word is fuck |
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| 2:01 |
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why can't you see you torture me?
you're already thinking 'bout someone else, when he comes home you'll be in his arms and i'll be gone, but i know my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one so now you wait for his spark, you know it'll turn you on, he's gonna make you feel the way you wanna feel, when he starts to lie, when it makes you cry, you know i'll be there, my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one call me selfish, call me what you like, i think it's right to want someone for all your own and not to share her love, cuz i'll have my way, you won't have a say anyway, cuz i got you, you don't stand a chance so now you wait for his cock, you know it'll turn you on, he's gonna make you feel the way you wanna feel, when he starts to lie, when it makes you cry, you know i'll be there, my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one... my day will come, i know some day i'll be the only one so now you want perfection, i see your self-destruction, you don't know what you want, it's gonna take you years to find out, i'm not giving up, and when you've had enough you'll take your bruised little head and you'll come running back to me you know that i'm gonna be the only one |
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| 22. |
| 3:02 |
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Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed Thou shalt always go for greatness Thou shalt not commit adulthood Thou shalt not partake of Decaf Thou shalt not suppress flatulence Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution Thou shalt not have no idea Thou shalt not commit hygiene Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all |
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| 23. |
| 1:29 |
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Think that I'm a loser
'Cause now my pants are too low Think that I'm a slob 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like Just like my dirty shirt Well you can fuck off! 'Cause I'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out, she won't fuck you You just bought her a gram of coke Spend all your money on shitty drugs... I'm not a loser! That's right! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard wasting Mommy's gas While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night Your only goal in life is to smoke a joint And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch You arrogant assholes Your pants are too tight You fucking homos You suck, Mr. Buttfuck You don't belong here No way, you fucking gay I'm not a loser! |
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| 24. |
| 3:13 |
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When I get the time
I'd like to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you What you mean to me Yeah! When I get the time I'd love to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you What you mean to me When I get the time I'd Put it all down and pick you up I'd say throw it all away the world is me and you tonight And will there come a day when nothing is standing in our way? living that dream within your arms? Well, I'll make it happen someday I'll make it happen someday I'll make it happen I'll make it happen someday When I get the time I gotta get the time yeah........... I'd look in your eyes for places inside I've never been before I gotta find somemore and I know you don't owe me anything When I get the time When I get the guts to live my life for me and to do, what I wanna do I'd be the friend that you said you once knew or will there come a day when we give up and turn away and I'd have nothing left nothing left except I'd have all the time in the word all of the time in the word time to remember look through the window time to cry Time to cry........... I gotta get the time.............. Where can I find the time? Where can I find, where can I find the time? get the time |
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| 2:37 |
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Hurtin' Crue
Hurtin' Crue Hurtin' Crue Good future Get a life Get a job Get a clue Thought it would be so much fun Just played another solo run Fifteen hippies drinkin' Coors Yelling at us to play "Free Bird" Needless to say, all of our pay went into the tank 1420 I am better than you You are a piece of poo I am better than you You are a piece of poo 1420 Thought school would be such a blast Just flunked another fucking class Told myself too many lies My mind's unfolding before my eyes Now I know how it goes What it means to go crazy |
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| 26. |
| 3:04 |
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I'm looking straight down, I'm sick and I need a friend
I didn't know they came like that I'm thinking things now I thought I'd never think I didn't know they came like that You came so quickly right in and out of my life I didn't know they came like that Did I ever tell you how much I love to hold you? I didn't know they came like that And it doesn't really matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side No turning back from this one I judged too quickly, I've never been good at trust I didn't know they came like that But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you? I didn't know they came like that And it doesn't really matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side No turning back from this one There's no turning back from this one It's not that I don't want your love, but I don't deserve anyone I didn't know they came like that I will return to you when I am 32 I didn't know they came like that You came so quickly right in and out of my life I didn't know they came like that But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you? I didn't know they came like that Doesn't really matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side No turning back from this one There's no turning back from this one But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you? I didn't know they came like that |
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| 27. |
| 1:44 |
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Just because we've gone away
Here's a message from me and Ray We're not gonna let the music die Join us if you've got the energy We're the proud, the few Descendents rockin' alone tonight We're the proud, the few Descendents pickin' our butts tonight We're looking for a few good men Degenerates need not apply Attitude is a must On our endless quest To play hard, play fast You must sacrifice Nothing else will suffice Pay the price We never did a popular thing Don't even know how to sing Couldn't sell out a telephone booth What I'm telling is the truth |
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