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| 1. |
| 2:33 | 
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| 2. |
| 4:09 |
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| 3. |
| 2:37 | 
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Not on your arm
Not on your leg Not in the toast Not in the eggs Not on the carpet Nor the linoleum Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Not on your brother not on your sis not on any family member, you might wanna make a list not on the plants not in your hair not on the porch no, we do not want to share Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Not on the swing not on the slide not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride not on the window not on the wall no more surprises on the light switch down the hall hey! Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty Not in the yard you're on your honor don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty... |
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| 4. |
| 3:14 |
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| 5. |
| 1:42 |
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| 6. |
| 2:20 |
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| 7. |
| 3:57 |
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Tonight was just great, she taught us the sign for peace
Now she's made us some popcorn, we've turned out the lights and we're watching movies I don't understand and she tries to explain How a spaceship is riding through somebody's brain And there's blood and guts and... She's the best one that we've ever had She sits on her hair and she's tall as my dad And she tie-dyed my shirt and she pierced her own ear And it's peace, man, cool, yeah, the babysitter's here... Her boyfriend is Tom, but we call him the king of romance He wears an American flag on the butt of his ripped-up pants And will they get married with kids of their own? He says, "Not if she's going to college we won't," And he kisses her, oh... Someday I'll have a boyfriend just like that... She's the best one that we've ever had She sits on her hair and she's tall as my dad And she got mad at dinner when Tom drank a beer But peace, man, cool, hey, the babysitter's here... And we all went to see her go dance at the high school We made her a big card And she told us that she'd be the unicorn wearing the pink leotard And there she was, leaping up just like she said With a sparkling horn coming out of her head And she's oh... oh... I can't wait to give her the card, I can't wait to give her the card! She's the best one... Okay, so, the play was called The Unicorn, and she was the unicorn, so that means that the star was... my babysitter. But it's Saturday night, I can't sleep And we're watching the news She says "Do me a favor, don't go with a guy who would make you choose," and I don't understand and she tries to explain And all that mascara runs down in her pain 'Cause she's leaving me... You're the best one that we ever had You sit on your hair, and you're tall as my dad And I'll make you a picture for college next year So hush now, peace, man, the babysitter's here. The best babysitter's here. |
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| 8. |
| 3:04 |
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| 9. |
| 1:38 |
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| 10. |
| 3:53 |
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| 11. |
| 3:31 |
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| 12. |
| 4:12 |
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| 13. |
| 2:52 |
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| 14. |
| 2:08 |
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| 15. |
| 1:49 |
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| 16. |
| 2:26 |
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| 17. |
| 2:10 |
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| 18. |
| 2:54 |
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| 19. |
| 3:15 |
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| 20. |
| 1:23 |
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