Hairspray (헤어스프레이) [ost] (2007) by Various Artists (보컬) on maniadb.com

Oh oh oh
Woke up today
Feeling the way i always do
Oh oh oh
Hungry for something
That i can't eat
Then i hear that beat
That rhythm of town
Starts calling me down
It's like a message from
High above
Oh oh oh
Pulling me out
To the smiles and the
Streets that i love
Good morning Baltimore
Every day's like an open door
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony
Good morning Baltimore
And someday when i take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Baltimore and me

Oh oh oh
Look at my hair
What do can compare with mine today
Oh oh oh
I've got my hairspray and radio
I'm ready to go
The rats on the street
All dance around my feet
They seem to say
Tracy it's up to you
So oh oh
Don't hold me back
'Cause today all my dreams
will come true
Good morning Baltimore
There's the flasher
who lives next door
There's the bum
on his bar room stool
They wish me luck on
my way to school
Good morning Baltimore
And some day
when i take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Baltimore and me
I know every step
I know every song
I know there's a place where i belong
I see all those party lights
shining ahead
So someone invite me
Before i drop dead
Before she drops dead
So Oh Oh
Give me a chance
'Cause when i start to dance
i'm a movie star
Oh oh oh
Something inside of me makes me move
When i hear that groove
My ma tells me no
But my feet tell me go
It's like a drummer inside my heart

So oh oh
Don't make me wait
One more moment for my life to start
Good morning good morning
Waiting for my life to start
I love you Baltimore
Every day's like an open door
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony
And i promise Baltimore
That someday when
I take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Gonna wake up and see
Baltimore and me
Yes More Or Less We All Agree
Baltimore and me
Someday the world
Is gonna see
Baltimore and me

CORNY Hey there, Teenage Baltimore! Don't change that channel! 'Cause it's time for the Corny Collins Show! Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! CORNY (& COUNCIL MEMBERS) Ev'ry afternoon When the clock strikes four (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) A crazy bunch of kids Crash through that door (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) They throw off their coats And leave the squares behind And then they shake it, shake it, shake it Like they're losing their mind You'll never see them frown 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town Every afternoon You turn your T.V. on (na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na) And we know you turn the sound up When your parents are gone, yeah (na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na) And then you twist and shout For your favorite star And once you've practiced every step That's in your repertoire You better come on down And meet the nicest kids in town Nice white kids Who like to lead the way And once a month We have our "negro day!" And i'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round Mr. Corny Collins With the latest, greatest Baltimore sound!! So every afternoon Drop everything (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) Who needs to read and write When you can dance and sing? (bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba) Forget about your algebra And calculus You can always do your homework On the morning bus Can't tell a verb from a noun They're the nicest kids in town Roll Call!! COUNCIL MEMBERS I'm Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender! Brenda! Sketch! Shelley! 1.01 Lou Ann! And I'm...LINK! (All of the girls scream.) CORNY (& COUNCIL MEMBERS) So, if every night you're shaking As you lie in bed (mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony) And the bass and drums Are pounding in your head (mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony) Who cares about sleep When you can snooze in School? They'll never get to college But they sure look cool Don't need a cap and a gown 'Cause they're the nicest Kids in town They're the nicest. Nicest They're the nicest, nicest They're the sugar 'n' spicest, The nicest kids in... Kids in town!

COUNCIL GUYS ???, ???, ???, ???, ??? ???, ???, ???, ??? It takes two ???.???, ???, ???.???, ??? Doo doo, wop! LINK They say it's a man's world Well, that cannot be denied But what good's a man's world Without a woman by your side And so i will wait Until that moment you decide LINK & GUYS That i'm your man And you're my girl That i'm the sea And you're the pearl It takes two, baby, It takes two Doo doo - wop! LINK A king ain't a king Without the pow'r behind the throne A prince is a pauper. Babe, Without a chick to call his own So please, darling, choose me I don't wanna rule alone Tell me, LINK & GUYS I'm your king And you're my queen That no one else Can come between It takes two, baby, It takes two GUYS Don't you know LINK Lancelot had guinevere Mrs. Claus has old st. Nick Romeo had juliet And liz, well, she has her dick They say it takes two to tango Well, that tango's child's play So take me to the dance floor And we'll twist the night away Just like frankie avalon Had his favorite mouseketeer I dream of a lover, babe, To say the things 1 long to hear So come closer baby, Oh and whisper in my ear TRACY (in anything but a whisper) Yeah! LINK That you're my girl And i'm your boy That you're my pride And i'm your joy That i'm the sand And you're the tide I'll be the groom If you'll be my bride It takes two, baby, It takes two TRACY (& GUYS) I'm your girl (you're my girl) You're my boy (i'm your boy) You're my pride I'm your joy I'm the sand You're the tide Be the groom I'll be your bride (be my bride) It takes two... It takes two... LINK It takes two, baby TRACY & LINK It takes two GUYS ...Two - oo - ???!

VELMA
Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn.
TRACY
Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
PENNY
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
VELMA
Fron't step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and, oh, Amber, look at this motly crew!Things
sure have changed since when I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs!

VELMA
Oh, my God how times have changed, these girls must be blind, or completly deranged!
But time seemed to halt, when I was Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Amber, that move is far too dirty!
AMBER
Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
VELMA
You can laugh, but life's a test!
Don't do this, don't do that!
Remember, Mother knows best!
And the crowns in the valt
from when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
AMBER
These steps are perfect ammunition.
VELMA
Let me show you how your Mommy dear,
took out tha competition.
Girls, go get 'em, boys lets ramba!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Those poor runner ups
mite still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But I screwed the judges!
Those broads thought they'd win,
If a plate they would spin in their dance...not a chance!!
Boys, put me down!
Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
COUNCIL MEMBERS
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
VELMA
Ready-begin
On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or backbone grind bind!
AMBER
Was that a dance for fleas and ticks?
VELMA
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
Oh I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
and preparing SOUFLEES!
But that triple somersault
Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
DANCE BREAK!
VELMA
Proceed.
AMBER
Are you scared, we're on live?
TRACY
No, I'm sure I can cope.
AMBER
Well, this show isn't broadcast in
COUNCIL GIRLS
Cinemascope!
VELMA
I never drank 1 chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
AMBER
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
VELMA
Kid, she'll never get a date
'til daddy buys her a new nose!
I would say
Oy gevalt!!...
if I wasnt miss baltimore crabs
AMBER
Do you dance like you dress?
LINK
Amber, theres no need to be creul
VELMA
wuld u swm in an intergrated pool?
TRACY
I sure would! I'm all for intergration! It's tha new frontier!
VELMA
Not in baltimore, it isnt.
and may i be frank?
1st impressions can be tough
and when i saw you I knew
if ur size weren't enough
your last answer just blew it!
and so my dear
so short and stout
you'll never be in
so we're kicking you out!
with ur form and ur face
Oh,but it isn't your falt!
You're just down with a case of Miss
ENSEMBLE
Baltimore
VELMA
Crabs!!...ugh, you may go
PENNY
I think they secretly liked u!
LIL INEZ
May I please audition?
VELMA
Of course not
but u can bow and exalt
'cause i am miss baltimore crabs!
COUNCIL GIRLS
crabs, crabs, crabs

TRACY I can hear the bells Well, don't ya hear them chime? Can't you feel my heartbeat keeping perfect time? And all because he... Touched me He looked at me and stared, yes he Bumped me My heart was unprepared when he Tapped me And knocked me off my feet One little touch Now my life's complete 'cause when he Nudged me Love put me in a fix, yes it Hit me Just like a ton of bricks, yes my Heart burst Now i know what life's about One little touch And love's knocked me out and, TRACY (& ENSEMBLE) I can hear the bells My head is spinning I can hear the bells Something's beginning Everybody says That a girl who looks like me Can't win his love Well, just wait and see 'cause I can hear the bells Just hear them chiming I can hear the bells My temperature's climbing I cant contain my joy 'Cause I finally found the boy I've been missin' Listen! I can hear the bells Round one He'll ask me on a date and then Round two I'll primp, but won't late because Round three's When we kiss inside his car Won't go all the way But I'll go pretty far! Round four He'll ask me for my hand and then Round five We'll book the wedding band so by Round six Amber, much to your surprise This heavyweight champion Takes the prize and... I can hear the bells My ears are ringing I can hear the bells The bridesmaids are singing Everybody says That a guy who's such a gem Won't look my way Well, the laughs on them 'cause I can hear the bells My father will smile I can hear the bells As he walks me down the aisle My mother starts to cry But I can't see 'cause Link and i Are french kissin' Listen! I can hear the bells *Key change* I can hear the bells My head is reeling I can hear the bells I can't stop the pealing Everybody warns That he won't like what he'll see But i know that he'll look Inside of me yeah, I can hear the bells Today's just the start 'cause I can hear the bells And 'till death do us part And even when we die We'll look down from up above Remembering the night That we two fell in love We both will shed a tear And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin' Listen! I can hear the bells ENSEMBLE We can hear the bells TRACY I can hear the bells ENSEMBLE We can hear the bells TRACY I can hear the bells ENSEMBLE Bum, bum, bum, bum!

Hey little girl with the cash to burn I'm sellin' something you won't return Hey little g irl take me off the shelf 'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself Once you've browsed through the whole selection Shake your hips in my direction A prettier package you never did see Take me home then unwrap me Shop around little darlin' I've got to be The Ladies' Choice, (Ladies' Choice), Ladies' Choice Hey little girl lookin' for a sale Test drive this American male It's gonna take cash to fill my tank So let's crack open your piggy bank Hey little girl going window shopping I got something traffic stopping Hey, little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree I'm the Ladies' Choice, (Ladies' Choice), Ladies' Choice (ahhhhh, ahhhhh, ahhhhh, ahhhhh) (Wow!) Hey, little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree Hey little girl, listen to my plea I come with a lifetime guarantee And one day maybe we'll find that baby makes three It's the Ladies' Choice I'm the Ladies' Choice The Ladies' Choice I'm the Ladies' Choice choice choice I'm the Ladies' Choice

AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY Hey look out for that moving van Driving down our streets You better lock up your man Before he meets The New Girl in Town AMBER Who just came on the scene AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY The New Girl in Town AMBER Can't be more than sixteen AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY And she's got a way of makin' A boy act like a clown Wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo We don't know what to do 'Bout the new girl in town The New Girl in Town SHELLY Seems to dance on air AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY The New Girl in Town TAMMY She's got the coolest hair AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY You better tell the homecoming queen To hold on to her crown Wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo Or she's gonna loose it to The New Girl in Town SHELLY & TAMMY She's hip, she's cool AMBER I'm gonna get her after school AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY And yet we'd like to be like her 'Cause she's the kitten That the cats prefer ladies step aside DYNAMITES The New Girl in Town DYNAMITE #1 Has my guy on a string DYNAMITES The New Girl in Town DYNAMITE #3 Hey look she's wearing his ring DYNAMITES I can't stop crying and so In my own tears I'm gonna drown Wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo DYNAMITE #1 Cause he wants to rendezvous DYNAMITES With the new girl DYNAMITE #2 We're kinda sad and blue DYNAMITES Yes it's true We'd like to say... To The New Girl in Town The New Girl in Town Wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo From out of the blue girl This town's in a stew girl What a hullabloo girl She ain't just passing through girl She's sticking like glue girl To the man I thought I knew girl Wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo, wo-oo Hey look out for that moving van Look out, look out, look out, look out She was...The New Girl in Town

EDNA Tracy, I haven't left this house in ten years TRACY Then isn't it time you did? EDNA Oh no Tracy You have your father meet with him I don't wanna be seen like this The neighboors haven't seen me Since I was a size 10 Don't make me do it Tracy TRACY Ma, it's changing out there You'll like it People who are different There time is coming TRACY Hey mama hey mama, Look around Everybody's groovin' to a brand new sound Hey mama hey mama, Follow me 1 know something's in you That you wanna set free So let so, go, go of the past now Say hello to the love in your heart Yes, 1 know that the world's spinning fast now You gotta get yourself a brand new start TRACY, DYNAMITES & ENSEMBLE Hey mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go! DYNAMITES & ENSEMBLE Welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hey mama Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah TRACY Hey mama, hey mama, Have some fun EDNA I haven't left this house Since 1951 TRACY Hey mama, hey mama, Take a chance EDNA Oh Tracy, it's been years Since someone asked me to dance TRACY So let go, go, go of the past now Say hello to the light in your eyes Yes, i know that the world's Spinning fast now But you gotta run the race To win the prize TRACY, DYNAMITES &, ENSEMBLE Hey mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go! DYNAMITES & ENSEMBLE Welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hey mama, hey mama Yeah, yeah, yeah (Tracy & Edna arrive at Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway as new fans besiege Tracy for photos and autographs.) DYNAMITES Welcome to the rhythm of a brand new day TRACY Take your old-fashioned fears TRACY & DYNAMITES And just throw them away MR. PINKY'S STAFF You should add some color and a fresh new "do" DYNAMITES & ENSEMBLE 'Cause it's time for a star Who looks |ust like you! MR. PINKY There's my shining star Fantastic to meet you I'm Mr.Pinky TRACY It's so nice to meet you MR.PINKY Tracy, is this your older sister EDNA Flattery will not distract Mrs.Turnblad's agent JUDINE Dontcha let nobody Try to steal your fun 'Cause a little touch of lipstick Never hurt no one KAMILAH The future's got a million roads For you to choose But you'll walk a little taller In some high-heel shoes SHAYNA And once you find the style That makes you feel like you Something fresh Something new DYNAMITES & ENSEMBLE Step on out Hear us shout TRACY, DYNAMITES & ENSEMBLE Mama, that's your cue!!! (Edna emerges from Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway all brand new.) EDNA Hey Tracy, hey baby, Look at me! I'm the cutest chickie That ya ever did see Hey Tracy, hey baby, Look at us Where is there a team That's half as fabulous?! (Tracy takes her turn in "Mr. Pinky's".) EDNA (& ENSEMBLE) I let go, go, go of the past now Said hello to this red carpet ride Yes 1 know that the world's spinning fast now Tell lollabrigida to step aside! EDNA & ENSEMBLE Your mama's welcoming the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh Oh your mama's welcoming the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go, mama, go, go, go! ENSEMBLE Welcome to the 60's Open the door For the girl who has more, She's a star... Tracy, go, go, go! (Tracy re-enters in a matching outfit.) ALL Hey mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh Oh mama, welcome to the 60's Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh Go mama. Go, go, go! Hey mama welcome to the 60's KAMILAH Welcome to the "6", to the "0" To the apostrophe "s"! ALL Hey mama welcome to the 60's (JUDINE riffs.) ALL Hey mama welcome to the 60's (SHAYNA riffs.) ALL Welcome to the 60's Go mama go, go, go! DYNAMITES Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Go mama, go, go, go!!

I can't see Why people look at me And only see the color of my face And then there's those That try to help, god knows But always have to put me in my place but i won't ask you to be color blind 'Cause if you pick the fruit Then girl, you're sure to find... The blacker the berry The sweeter the juice I could say it ain't so But darlin', what's the use? The darker the chocolate The richer the taste And that's where it's at... ...now run and tell that!! ENSEMBLE Run and tell that! SEAWEED Run and tell that! ENSEMBLE Run and tell that! SEAWEED (& ENSEMBLE) I can't see Why people disagree Each time i tell them what i know is true And if you come And see the world i'm from 1 bet your heart is gonna feel it too Yeah. I could lie But baby. Let's be bold Vanilla can be nice But if the truth be told... The blacker the berry The sweeter the juice I could say it ain't so But darlin', what's the use The darker the chocolate The richer the taste That's where it's at Now run and tell that!! ENSEMBLE Run and tell that! SEAWEED Come on girl, This is my sister Li'l Inez! LI'L INEZ Oh I know Tracy Turnblad! Good For you girl you got on the show! TRACY Well you better be next Li'L INEZ You got that right. SEAWEED Oh you know she is you better show em' girl! LI'L INEZ I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE So give me five on the black-hand side LI'L INEZ I've got a new way of movin' And i got my own voice SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE So how can i help But to shout and rejoice LI'L INEZ The people 'round here Can barely pay their rent They're "try'n to make dollar Out 'a fifteen cent" But we got a spirit Money just cant buy LI'L INEZ & ENSEMBLE It's deep as a river And soars to the sky!! SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE I cant see The reason it cant be The kinda world where we all get our chance The time is now And we can show them how To turn the music up and let's all dance 'Cause all things are equal When it comes to love Well, that ain't quite true 'Cause when push comes to shove... The blacker the berry The sweeter the juice I could say it ain't so But darlin', what's the use The darker the chocolate The richer the taste That's where it's at SEAWEED ...Now run and tell that!! ENSEMBLE Run and tell that! SEAWEED Run and tell that!!

MOTORMOUTH Bring on that pecan pie Pour some sugar on it Sugar don't be shy Scoop me up a mess Of that chocolate swirl Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl 1 offer big love With no apology How can i deny the world The most of me I am not afraid To throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound Because i'm Big, blonde and beautiful There is nothin' 'bout me That's unsuitable No one wants a meal That only offers the least When girl we're servin' up The whole damn feast Slice off a piece Of that hog head cheese Then take a look inside My book of recipes Now, don't you sniff around For something fluffy and light I need a man who brings A man-size... Appetite I'll use a pinch of sugar And a dash of spice I'll let ya lick the spoon Because it tastes so nice I'll keep it in my oven 'Til it's good and hot Keep on stirring til it hits the spot Because i'm... Big, blonde and beautiful And Edna girl, you're lookin' so Recruitable Why sit in the bleachers Timid and afraid When Edna, You can be your own parade! They say that Black is whack And big ain't in Well that's just bull Cause ladies big is back And as for black It's Beautiful All shapes and sizes Follow me Who wants a twig When you can have the whole tree

MOTORMOUTH Bring on that pecan pie Pour some sugar on it Sugar don't be shy Scoop me up a mess Of that chocolate swirl Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl 1 offer big love With no apology How can i deny the world The most of me I am not afraid To throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound Because i'm Big, blonde and beautiful There is nothin' 'bout me That's unsuitable No one wants a meal That only offers the least When girl we're servin' up The whole damn feast Slice off a piece Of that hog head cheese Then take a look inside My book of recipes Now, don't you sniff around For something fluffy and light I need a man who brings A man-size... Appetite I'll use a pinch of sugar And a dash of spice I'll let ya lick the spoon Because it tastes so nice I'll keep it in my oven 'Til it's good and hot Keep on stirring til it hits the spot Because i'm... Big, blonde and beautiful And Edna girl, you're lookin' so Recruitable Why sit in the bleachers Timid and afraid When Edna, You can be your own parade! They say that Black is whack And big ain't in Well that's just bull Cause ladies big is back And as for black It's Beautiful All shapes and sizes Follow me Who wants a twig When you can have the whole tree

MOTORMOUTH There's a light In the darkness Though the night Is black as my skin There's a light Burning bright Showing me the way But i know where i've been There's a cry In the distance It's a voice That comes from deep within There's a cry Asking why I pray the answer's up ahead 'Cause i know where i've been There's a road We've been travelin' Lost so many on the way But the riches Will be plenty Worth the price we Had to pay There's a dream In the future There's a struggle We have yet to win And there's pride In my heart 'Cause i know Where i'm going And i know where i've been MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE There's a road We must travel There's a promise We must make 'Cause the riches Will be plenty Worth the risk And chances that we take There's a dream In the future There's a struggle We have yet to win Use that pride In our hearts To lift us up To tomorrow 'Cause just to sit still Would be a sin ENSEMBLE I know it, i know it I know where i'm going MOTORMOUTH And lord knows i know.. Where i've been MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE Oh! When we win, I'll give thanks to my god 'Cause i know where i've been

LINK Once I was a selfish fool Who never understood I never looked inside myself Though on the outside, I looked good! Then we met and you made me The man I am today Tracy, I'm in love with you No matter what you weigh 'Cause... LINK (& ENSEMBLE) Without love Life is like the seasons with No summer Without love Life is rock 'n' roll without A drummer Tracy, I'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be Without love Tracy, never set me free No, I ain't lyin' Never set me free, Tracy, No, no, no!! SEAWEED Living in the ghetto Black is everywhere you go Who'd have thought I'd love a girl Whose skin as white as winter's snow PENNY In my ivory tower Life was just a hostess snack But now I've tasted chocolate And I'm never going back PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE 'Cause without love SEAWEED Life is like a beat that you can't follow PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE Without love PENNY Life is Doris Day at the Apollo PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE Darling, I'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be Without love SEAWEED So darling, never set me free No! PENNY & SEAWEED I'm yours forever Never set me free ENSEMBLE No, no, no! LINK If I'm left without my baby doll I don't know what I'll do TRACY Link, I've got to break out So that I can get my hands on you SEAWEED And girl, if I can't touch you Now I'm gonna lose control PENNY Seaweed, you're my black white knight I've found my blue-eyed soul SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE Sweet freedom is our goal LINK Trace, I wanna kiss ya! TRACY Let me out at the next toll! ALL Without love SEAWEED Life is like a prom that won't invite us ALL Without love LINK Life's getting my big break and laryngitis ALL Without love PENNY Life's a '45' when you can't buy it ALL Without love TRACY Life is like my mother on a diet ALL Like a week that's only Mondays Only ice cream, never sundaes Like a circle with no center Like a door marked "do not enter!" DARLING, I'LL BE YOURS FOREVER 'Cause I never wanna be... Without love PENNY & LINK Yes now you've captured me ENSEMBLE Without love SEAWEED & TRACY I surrender happily ENSEMBLE Without love PENNY Oh seaweed Never set me free PENNY & SEAWEED No, no, no TRACY & LINK No, I ain't lyin' PENNY & SEAWEED Never set me free ALL No, no, no No, I dont wanna live without PENNY Love, love, love LINK Yeah, yeah, yeah ALL Darling, you had best believe me, Never leave me without love!

[Corny](James Marsden)
And now, broadcast live in front of
A live studio audience, for the
First time, from the certified, up-to-code
WYZT studio-
It's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular!

[Council Girls]
He's Corny!!
[Corny]
...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!

[Corny]
What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, It's Hairspray!

What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, It's Hairspray!

If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind

But if you spray it and lock it,
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place

Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist
You use Hairspray

And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With 'Ultra Clutch' faithfully

So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get


The only thing better than Hairspray
That's me!

[Council Kids]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
[Corny]
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than Hairspray
[Council Kids]
Hairspray! Wow!
[Corny]
That's me!

[Corny & Council Kids]
What makes a man
Reach out and touch?
'Ultra clutch!'

So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
[Corny]
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me!
[Council Kids]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
[Council Girls]
He's Corny Collins!
[Corny]
The only thing better than Hairspray
[Council Kids]
Hairspray! Wow!
[Corny]
That's me!

[Council Kids]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!
Do wow!
[Corny]
'Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!'
[Council Member]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!

You cant stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop
the seasons girl
But ya know you never will
And you can try to stop
my dancin' feet
But i just cannot stand still
'Cause the world keeps
spinning 'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til
i heard the drums
Then i found my way
Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since this
old world began
A woman found out if
she shook it She could
shake up a man
And so i'm gonna shake
and shimmy it
The best that i can today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to
hold me down
I'm gonna spit in
your eye and say
That you cant stop the beat
What do ya' have to say Penny
I am now a checkerboard chick
You can't stop a river
As it rushes to the sea
You can try and stop
the hands of time
But ya know it just can't be
And if they try to
stop us seaweed
I'll call the n double a с p
Cause the world keeps
spinning Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost till
i heard the drums
Then i found my way
Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since we
first saw the light
A man and woman
liked to shake it
On a saturday night
And so i'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
They can try to
stop the paradise
dreaming of But they
cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
Cause you cant stop the beat

Tracy I have a little
something I'd like to add
if you don't mind
You cant stop my happiness
'Cause i like the way i am
And you just can't stop
my knife and fork
When i see a christmas ham
So if you don't like the
way i look
Well i just don't give a damn
'Cause the world keeps
spinning Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost till
i heard the drums
Then i found my way
Cause you cant stop the beat
Ever since this
old world began
A woman found out
if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so i'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
The best that i can today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to
hold me down
I'm gonna spit
in your eye and say
you cant stop the beat
Wilbur be a dear and
get me my oxygen NOW
Step aside Miss Buttercup
it's time to wrap this
mutha' up
Oh oh oh
You can't stop today
No
As it comes speeding down
the track
ohh ohh ohh child yes
Child yesterday is hist'ry
Be gone
And it's never coming back
Look ahead
Cause tomorrow is a
brand new day
And it don't know
white from black
Yeah
'Cause the world keeps
spinning 'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost till
i heard the drums
Then i found my way
'Cause you cant stop the beat
Ever since we
first saw the light
A man and woman
liked to shake it
On a saturday night
And so i'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
you can't stop The motion
of the ocean Or the
rain from above
They can try to
stop the paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot
stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
You can't stop the beat
Aah aah aah
Aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Come on you von tussles
Go on shake your
fanny muscles
We can't
Yes you can
No we can't
Yes you can
Yes we can
You can't stop the beat
Ever since we first
saw the sun
It seems von tussle
girls are always
Tryin' to please someone
But now we're gonna
shake and shimmy it
And have some fun
Today
you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
They can try to
stop the paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot
stop the rhythm
Of two hearts
in love to stay
you can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat

QUEEN LATIFAH Hey old friend, let’s look back On the crazy clothes we wore Ain’t it fun to look back And to see it’s all been done before ZAC EFRON All those nights together Are a special memory NIKKI BLONSKY And I can’t wait for tomorrow Just as long as you’re dancing next to me EVERYONE ’Cause it’s so clear Every year We get stronger ZAC EFRON What’s gone is gone ELIJAH KELLEY The past is the past NIKKI BLONSKY Turn the radio up QUEEN LATIFAH And then hit the gas ’Cause . . . EVERYONE I know we’ve Come So Far But we’ve Got So Far To Go I know the road seems long But it won’t be long ’till it’s time to go So, most days we’ll take it fast And some nights lets we'll it slow I know we’ve Come So Far But baby, baby We’ve Got So Far To Go ZAC EFRON Hey old friend, together Side by side and year by year NIKKI BLONSKY The road was filled with twists and turns Oh but that’s the road that got us here QUEEN LATIFAH Let’s move past the bad times But before those memories fade ELIJAH KELLEY Let’s forgive but not forget And learn from all the mistakes we made EVERYONE ’Cause it’s so clear Every year We get stronger So don’t give up And don’t say when And just get back on the road again ’Cause . . . I know we’ve Come So Far But we’ve Got So Far To Go I know the road seems long But it won’t be long till it’s time to go So, most days we’ll take it fast And some nights we'll take it slow I know we’ve Come So Far Oh but baby, baby We’ve Got So Far To Go Hey old friend come along for the ride There’s plenty of room so jump inside The highway’s rocky every now and then But it so much better than where I’ve been Just keep movin’, at your own speed Your heart is all the compass you’ll ever need Let’s keep cruisin’ the road we’re on ’Cause the rear view mirror only shows what’s gone, gone, gone Got so far to go ’Cause it’s so clear ELIJAH KELLEY Every year We get stronger EVERYONE So shine that light Take my hand And let’s dance into tomorrow land ’Cause . . . I know we’ve Come So Far But we’ve Got So Far To Go I know the road seems long But it won’t be long till it’s time to go So, most days we’ll take it fast And some nights we'll take it slow I know we’ve Come So Far Oh but baby, baby We’ve Got So Far To Go

AMBER Tracy Turnblad, this is for you. They came from way far out In outer space And with her help They may destroy the human race AMBER & GUYS She's got cooties! GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER They've found a place to nest GUYS She's got cooties GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER If i were her i'd be depressed Long tailed, sharp nailed Fuzzy legs, laying eggs "Eww, get 'em away from me, get 'em away from me ... ewww!!" In science class She's like a walking show-and-tell Her pet skunk ran away 'Cause it couldn't take the smell GUYS She's got cooties GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER Nobody want to sit by her GUYS She's got cooties GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER She don't need a coat 'Cause she's got fur! Circle, circle, ALL Dot, dot, dot AMBER Hurry, get your cootie shot! "Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!" GUYS She's got cooties GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER She's just as friendly as can be GUYS She's got cooties GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER She shows them cootie hospitality GUYS She's got cooties GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER She's like a living "twilight zone" GUYS She's got cooties GIRLS ...Cooties AMBER Quick, get rod serling on the phone! AMBER Black, white, red, green AMBER & ENSEMBLE Every color in between AMBER Dresses like a circus clown AMBER & ENSEMBLE Somebody oughta hose her down AMBER Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too! "And that's for you!"

PRUDY Don't contradict me! VELMA Don't disobey me! EDNA Don't even think about going to that audition. TRACY, PENNY & AMBER Please! MOMS No! 3 GIRLS Mother!!!! MOMS Stop! PENNY Stop telling me what to do MOMS Don't! AMBER Don't treat me like a child of two MOMS No! TRACY I know that you want what's best MOMS Please! TRACY But mother, please, GIRLS Give it a rest!!! ALL Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Mama. I'm a big girl now! TRACY Once upon a time when i was just a kid You never let me do iust what the older kids did But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow GIRLS 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now AMBER Once upon a time i used to play with toys But now i'd rather play around with teenage boys So, if i get a hickey, please don't have a cow GIRLS 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now PENNY Ma, i gotta tell you that without a doubt I get my best dancing lessons from you You're the one who taught me how to "twist and shout" Because you shout non-stop And you're so twisted too! Wo -oh -oh -oh -oh TRACY Once i used to fidget 'Cause i just sat home AMBER But now i'm just like a gidget WRONG:But now i'm just like Gidget And i gotta get to rome! PENNY So say, arrivederci! TRACY Toodle-loo! AMBER And ciao! GIRLS 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now ALL Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! GIRLS Mama, i'm a big girl now (hey mama, say mama) TRACY Once upon a time i was a shy young thing Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing But let me hit that stage, i wanna take my bow GIRLS 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now AMBER Wo - oh - oh - oh - oh Once upon a time i used to dress up 'ken' But now that i'm a woman, i like bigger men And i don't need a barbie doll to show me how GIRLS 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now GIRLS Ma, you always taught me What was right from wrong And now i iust wanna give it a try Mama, i've been in the nest for far too long So please give a push and mama watch me fly AMBER Watch me fly GIRLS Hey, mama, say mama PENNY Someday i will meet a man You won't condemn AMBER And we will have some kids And you can torture them TRACY But let me be a star Before i take that vow GIRLS 'Cause mama, i'm a big girl now PENNY Oh - Oh - Oh GIRLS Mama, i'm a big girl now AMBER Hey - Hey - Hey GIRLS Mama, i'm a big girl AMBER Ooh, such a big, big girl! GIRLS I'm a big girl now ALL Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! No! Please! Stop! Don't! N01 please! WRONG: Stop! Don't! No! Please! GIRLS Mama, i'm a big girl now!!!