Frenzal Rhomb

Morning. Wake up and smell
All the breakfast foods that are an offer.
But no one prepared us for what's on the menu.
I've never tried this before.
If this is the breakfast of champions.
I don't wanna be an athlete.
Gastro-testicular bad combination,
At least they're not serving it raw.

Cooking with balls, who would of thought
It could be so normal. Now we know
He's a Ball Chef.
He's a Ball Chef.
He's a Ball Chef.
He's a Ball Chef.

Come in, sit down, please be assured
That you won't find a bad ball here.
Culled straight from the rocky mountains
The difference between a bull and a steer.

Cooking with balls, who would of thought
It could be so normal. Now we know
He's a Ball Chef.
He's a Ball Chef.
He's a Ball Chef.
He's a Ball Chef

I thought I saw you crying on the stage
It must have been embarrassing for someone of your age
Success can't be that fun
You sweat, it makes your makeup run
I guess that's why you're full of all that rage

It seems as though we're left behind
'Cause we're just normal guys
Haven't got the cash to empathize
Just cheer up, just cheer up, cheer up, get over it
Cheer up you little whinging shit

You bare your soul upon the lyric sheet
The pain you feel behind closed doors of your penthouse suite
The tour bus and the backstage pass
The record company kiss your arse
The heavy burden of celebrity

It's not really hard to bare fucking easy life
And maybe one day you will realize, open up your eyes
And cheer up, just cheer up, cheer up it's the lucky few
Cheer up, do the job you do

Now let me wipe away those tears
Take another pill, I'll buy you one of those expensive beers
Send a statement to the press
We'll talk about professional stress
They don't know the pain you feel of another million dollar deal

So cheer up, just cheer up
Cheer up, don't be such a nob if it's so damn hard, get a fucking job
(Cheer up)
Cheer up, things don't look that bad
Just cheer up, you're rich, so don't be sad
Cheer up [Incomprehensible] there's nothing wrong
Just cheer up, you're not in Frenzal Rhomb
So fucking cheer up

Black it out like a war-torn city, black it out
I still deny, I will decide, I will deny

Positively charged most of the time
Take a breathe and toe the line
I never want to fill this space

Block it out when the bright light's hurting, block it out
I still pretend, it all depends, I will pretend

That nothing went wrong along the way
No regrets, I hear me say
Looking up from both sides now
I still feel the same, I don't feel the same

Next stop, alternative failure
Today isn't turning out that good
Feel like the local resident failure
And I still feel misunderstood

Cut it out, 'round the headlines flashing, cut it out
I'm allowed unique mistakes, yeah, I'm allowed

Drive me away to a better place
Start to believe that I'm a stupid waste
Time moves quicker in my wake
I still feel the same, I don't feel the same

Next stop, alternative failure
Today isn't turning out that good
Feel like the local resident failure
And I still feel misunderstood

Flat knocked down in a city street
Machine won't let me go to sleep
It's obvious today is not my day

I must have offended someone before
Six men kicking through my door
Apparently today is not my day

Black it out, black it out
Still pretend, I will pretend
That nothing went wrong along the way
No regrets, I hear me say

Looking up from both sides now
I don't feel the, I still feel the same

Today isn't turning out that good
Feel like the local resident failure
But I still feel misunderstood

Flat knocked down in a city street
Machine won't let me go to sleep
It's obvious today is not my day

Chemicals spilt in the bathroom sink
Another cockroach in my drink
Apparently today is not my day
Clearly now today is not my day

Lights out on the street tonight
Walking alone in the fading light
Vague sounds of a distant band
The desperate howls of a one night stand
Thin smile and clenching fist
Scoping tags like sniffing piss
Stay in control as the tension mounts
Magnetic pull from north to south
And I wish I had the resolution
skills to walk away
It never happens quite that way
Do you want to start a war?

Base thump on the stereo
Tongue tied and I want to know
Cut and dried, I'm all cut up
Sting like amphetamines and ready to go
And I wish I had the resolution


skills to walk away
It never happens quite that way
Do you want to start a war?

Do you want to stand up and keep your head held high?
Can you place yourself on the other side?
Do you remember what you're fighting for?
Do you really want to start a war?
Always searching for some answers or some cigarettes
I'd be happy either way.
Do you want to start a war?

Once twice, his shoes are oversibed,
He's got three, or four, friends bur never more
Try and squash in the car, drive around in circles,
Until he goes crash, we find,
There's other things on his mind,

He's so happy, but that's not that funny, sodom the clown,
He makes us smile and frown,

He loves to dance, and play those funny games,
Now that the lights are off, whispering our names,
Wiping the smile away, it' not a happy day,
Out that's just the way it goes,
Oh that's not a red nose,

He's so happy, but that's not that funny, sodom the clown,
He loves to bring us down,

We laugh, we cry, if it hurts we don't ask why,


We laugh, we cry, cross our hearts and hope to die,
We laugh, we cry, if it hurts we don't ask why,
We laugh, we cry, cross our hearts and hope to die

Blowing ballons, no ones immune,
Hum a sad, sad tune,
Flower squirts your face,
Spending his life disgrace,

We laugh, we cry, if it hurts we don't ask why,
We laugh, we cry, cross our hearts and hope to die,
We laugh, we cry, if it hurts we don't ask why,
We laugh, we cry, cross our hearts and hope to die,
We laugh, we cry, we laugh, we cry,
We laugh, we cry, we laugh, we cry,

Ever felt you've been at the bottom of the barrel
There isn't any sunlight and there's no room to extend your arms and legs
Have you ever felt like someone's always criticising everything about you
Don't let the bastards keep you down
Don't let them no don't let the ones that you trusted
Loyalty for granted
When it comes to the crunch and you don't know where to turn they'll try
and make you believe them, it's in your best interests
But they're not the ones that burn
Don't let the bastards keep down
Don't let them, no don't let them
And I can't help falling in love with you

Twenty past four and we're feeling kind of bored 'cause there's nothing to record and we're poor
There's nothing on TV, how can that be? Not even bullshit I don't want to see

Spent all day in bed, throbbing in my head, my legs are made of lead
feeling dead, there must be something to do to loose this mood
I looked in the kitchen, there's not any food

Something must be done, I'm craving some fun

Put on my favourite band, yeah we need to make a plan
Well I really hope we can 'cause the situation can't be much worse today, nothing's OK
If I worked I probably wouldn't get paid
We start to fight
Then we decided that
We're going out tonight

Walk to the shop, CDs I can hock and that suck 'cause they never
give you much but I don't give a damn we're sticking to the plan we need to
buy some beer now the hour is getting near to the time that we know we've
really got to go, we're sitting in the park and it's getting pretty dark

We have a sup
now things are looking up
We're going out tonight

Now the time has come, we're going to have some fun
Now it's understood the night is looking good
Let's go out and find someone to shout we'll get to the pub and there's
going to be no doubt that
There'll be some trouble there, broken glasses and stupid hair
We'll be without a care all night
We're going out tonight

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I'm feeling sick to my stomach 'cause I'm on my way back
The scene of the crime and I'm a nervous wreck
Now I need to try to keep my head clear
The last thing I want is what's happening here

Well I stopped for no reason but to bring some device
[Unverified] feeling alright
The right to make friends and that's it
And then he starts to treat me like a piece of shit

I was drugged by the cops
I'd do anything to make them stop

Well have you ever dealt with someone with an even hand
Can you look me in the eye without a gun in your hand?
Do you want to try to break another mind?
I think he got arrested but there's no crime

Well you can keep your stupid questions for someone who cares
And your juvenile remarks about piercings and hair
Have you a mirror have you had a look
I know you went to school but have you ever read a book?

Do you like you rage power on the way to the shop
Do you like to be an arsehole, yeah you like it a lot
I think I know a number that can make it stop
1-800-dead-mother-fucking-cop

Oh my God, is this what we've become?
Spending our whole lives without a sun
Devote your time to fighting off a tan
It's time to stock up on your travel mags
Pack your bags

All the children playing in the park
I would too if it was only dark
I have to leave, I need to take a break
I need to go where munchies can be made in the shade

Albino holiday

I need to go, I need to get away
Because inside is where I always stay
In the winter time I'll travel south
Where the sunlight only comes around for an hour

Albino holiday

I would give it all away
Just to take a holiday
They're designed to convince the world it's feeling fine
But it's just there to waste my time

Don't believe what the commercials say
You'd better off without a single ray
It's us or them no time to make a fuss
Just remember now it's time to toss the 15 plus

Albino holiday

Dont get a million bucks for getting out of bed
Dont get a million fucks when i punch folks in the head
But even if we know we never get a billboard top 10 hit.
Atleast we know russell crowe's bands a fuckin pile of shit.

dont get olympic athletes to my barbecue.
dont get extortion threats from the coffs harbour saloon.
but even if our pay checks may aswell as be conterfeit.
atleast we know russell crowe's bands a fuckin pile of shit.

If you're wonderin' what's been goin' on
If you think I've almost lost my mind

My DJ's got the cuts and the beats are on
We're comin' with the limericks and we're comin' strong
And the rhythm's on time to every word and rhyme
When it comes to keep it real, I keep it really wrong

At the risk of soundin' crass I would like to mention
That I am well aware of your wack intentions
To usurp my prose you so and so
It's my primary bone of contention

I tell you everybody I've had it
With all these people with static
I'll go insane, if it don't rain
Sucker MC's are problematic

I love it when you hit those switches
A curve ball's what my pitch is
So here we here we come
Like dum ditty dum
I keep all five boroughs in stitches
You're right man

The sound, sounds sweeter through the echolex
It'll spin you around and throw you in a hex
Until you feel no pain inside your brain
All your worries are soothed by the sound effects

You, read it in the Post and the Daily News
Listen everybody let's show improve
Don't let me begin about heroin
Livin' six feet deep just ain't the move

We're givin' you soul power
I like it sweet and sour
When it comes to rhymes and beat designs
I'm at the control tower

Tell me what makes you so afraid
Of all these people you say you hate
Just give it one time for your mind
And let's try to negotiate
Let's try to negotiate
Let's try to negotiate

If you're wonderin' what's been goin' on
If you think I've almost lost my mind
That you think I've almost lost my mind

Hey there believers
Best thing I can do is keep you all in the dark
Hey there believers
Thanks for another sympathetic remark

But I can't see who is watching over me
Only dark clouds break, wash the filth into the sea

My revelation
Was not that good but it's still locking me in
My medication
It holds me stable and it's keeping me thin

But wait and see I am not some prodigy
And I can't love all these angels after me

Well, don't pick me up when I crash to the ground
Don't try and stop me falling
Have a drink when I'm waiting for the final call
Don't you rescue me

With the worms in the bedroom and the rats in the walls
It's a wonder I get anything done at all
With the bottle and the pipe and the cards up-faced
I never, ever, ever wanna leave this place

Well, don't pick me up when I crash to the ground
Don't try and stop me falling
Have a drink when I'm hungry for the final call
Don't you rescue me

Well, should I feel ashamed when our heroes weep?
Is that the sound I hear as I go to sleep?

When God's in His Heaven all is wrong with the world
Don't you rescue me
When God's in His Heaven all is wrong with the world
Don't you rescue me

The band has stopped the night is young...
This bar is closed but there'll be more to come...
She whispered softly. "I don't wanna be alone...
Can me and all my friends come back for cones?

I called ahead I felt so cheap
Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep
I shoulda noticed that her look was kinda smug
She only wants me coz I got the drugs

My mouth was dry my knees were weak
She held my hand as we walked down the street
I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong
She only wants me for my Bucket Bong
She only wants me for my Bucket Bong

And when we're at home I'm feeling scared
Coz there's no bucket, sink or (vessel?) anywhere
And if she wants a bucket I'll have the last one
And she'll hafta have it with me in the bath
She'll hafta have it with me in the bath
She only wants me coz I got the drugs....

Well the bus is pulling out and I guess I'd better go
Before I make a grave mistake and let my feelings show
And twenty miles away she waits alone for me
But when I try to picture her you're the one I see

And in another situation I could put up a fight
But you will be my downfall tonight

So the night is coming down, drowning us in blue
And it all points towards the things we know we shouldn't do
And as I look at you and I fall under your spell
Well I know I should be thinking of her lying there herself

And when faced with temptation
You know a man should stand and fight
But you will be my downfall tonight

Be my downfall, be my great regret, be the one girl that I'll never forget
Be my undoing, be my slow road to ruin tonight
Be my downfall, be my great regret, be the one girl that I'll never forget
Be my undoing, be my slow road to ruin tonight

So the bus is pulling out and I'm grounded here with you
And I want to say the sweet things babe I've always wanted to
So tell me now the tail-lights have gone out of sight
Baby won't you be my downfall once again tonight

Don't wanna got to the beach or the movies or hang around with you
I wanna go where I'll win lots of money
I'll do what I have to do
Always on my back telling me you need expensive stuff

Well this should be enough
I'm gonna buy you a grey hound and I'll name him after you
And when he wins I will buy that you want me to
Been spending all of my time on the doghouse

His well never change
Never enough the I cook dinner the puts restaurants to shame
If I raise the capital and rents not overdue
Well this is what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna buy you a grey hound and I'll name him after you
And if you leave me at least I'll have a friend who will be true
Its not cruelty if you inject enough amphetamines
I know that one day I'll have a proper job to do

But that won't be anytime soon
I'm gonna buy you a racehorse and I'll name him after you
And if he loses once I'll turn him into superglue

Grew up in an industrial town,
two blocks away from the industrial sounds.
Three generations in the same old home.
Seven kids mum feels so alone.
Six of them looked like they had a chance to do something with their lives.
Little Jeanie had a mind of her own, but it wasn't a very good one.

And we try not to be mean,
to our little lead poisoned Jean.
Little lead poisoned Jean.

No special school no one to understand,
her teachers tried to use the back of their hands,
she can't compute any information.

She likes pictures on the screen,
our little lead poisoned Jean,
little lead poisoned Jean.



One winters day it was the end of June,
her parents put together two and two.
She wasn't normal, no she's not the same,
the legal battle set the town aflame.
The company would be responsible for every time that Jeannie screams,
pollution so obscene. Little lead poisoned Jean.

Now the family's rich beyond belief
that sort of money's still a shallow relief.
Little Jeannie's got a new playstation so she

Stares at the screen
she's my little lead poisoned Jean.

You had such a terrible time at home, not as bright as your brother and sister. Though intimidating all your friends, still think that uniform's so cool. what a job you can make your own rules. Take your frustration out on them. Hanging out at your nearest protest. punching kids and making arrests in the name of whoever pays the most. Couldn't get in the armed forces, animals on the backs of horses, good sense and justice you oppose. Get a real job- who would be a fucking cop? Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry bout the size of your penis? Did the army kick you out? what the hell was that about? Didn't let you use your firearm in public? You don't protect me, no security, for my family and my friends. Your brain is just out of reach, you can shoot drunks on the beach. The corporations you defend- Get a real job. who would be a fucking cop? I don't know how you get to sleep, when junkies terrorise your beat. Feel like a hero when you punch alcoholics. And there's that secret no one knows, hidden from everyone. Those unnatural affections for German Shepherds- Get a real job- who would be a cop? Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry bout the size of your penis? Were you a cockhead from the start? You didn't need very good marks, and now you're suppplementing your income with money from drugs. Don't wear your name badge on your chest. In case of civil unrest. Wouldn't want anyone to think that your like violence best. Who would be a fucking cop?

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Congratulations you have won the right to anything you want
An astronaut, a TV host, and open hand a smiling face
Another medal for your race an open door
Another opportunity to find out what it means to be so lucky
Sit back forget about the rest
Just remember you're the best that this world has to offer
Oh baby baby it's a white world
I don't want anything to do with this birthright it makes me sick
To think of people feeling better
Treating everyone like shit
Sit back forget about the rest
Just remember that you're the best
That this world has to offer.