[Verse 1: Asher Roth] They say they want that hot shhhh, say no more Had to walk around the block, couldn't take no more! Like escaper from the rock, couldn't wait no more Sean Con cocked penis mightier than the sword So I'm sleeping with the whores while I file for divorce Plain and simple and in short, when it rains, man, it pours Stepping in manure, second sippin in the moor Quickest leopard gets the boar, secret weapons win the war Guessed, but I'm pretty sure that I'm destined to endure Flesh into the core, Pauly D to Pauly Shore World of cyborgs and tours of cyberspace What's behind the door, the allure something strange? Of course, this is why I came, the forces are untamed No corporate or dumb fame, I'll record for chump change Course is unphased, contorted or concave I'm sort of a poor sport, nothing short of Liu Kang Got me feeling like
[Hook: Akon] I fall and I rise, with the fire still in my eyes My scars and my stripes, You know I will survive The strength that I find when I dig down deep inside
Got me still in this fight, and I'll be the last man standing! Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey! Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
[Verse 2: Asher Roth] I tried conversing with God, but only hearing myself I be throwing up a lot but I ain't here for my health When I'm feeling like blah, I had to loosen my belt Ate the corn right off the cob, didn't need no help So, now I've come to realize I'm on my own for real So most of em I approach em with a Slomin's Shield Keep my enemies close cause they prone to steal When friends become foes know you're doing it well Just keep it going I'm a red pill taker, who's my real maker? Group homes and tombstones to feel safer Loopholes for new souls, lets keep praying Too grown to complain, I create the lane I stay in Forever underrated, so now I'm Nicholas Cage-ing it Doing all about anything as long as you put my face in it Face it, I didn't want to be famous, but that's the way it is Way I play the game, it's no wonder the brother made it like
(Chester French) Take me as I am my friends, ain't going to change Won't be no Em, rock these songs Rock these shows, only good life I know
(Asher Roth) I was in seventh grade when I heard The Slim Shady LP Yeah, my mom brought it down when I was ironing; irony Getting out the wrinkles, just a little kid in middle school, Sink my teeth in anything to think I'm cool, riding the bus I feel the rush from I "Still Don't Give A Fuck" Yeah, I wish I could agree but I've already had enough I've already given up from playing the same game Every interview I feel like I'm saying the same thing, like Em was great, yeah, he paved the way for me He was inspiration for everybody from A to Z But they keep relating me, I can't get away Chasing me (all day long) I hear it (all day long) And now the masters thinks that Asher wants to be a Marshall Mathers They say, "Asher's not a rapper, nah, he's actually just a actor" 'Cause we have the same complexion and similar voice inflection It's easy to see the pieces and reach for that connection Each second, every minute, each hour of everyday I'm constantly on the fence defending my own name Explaining we are not the same Not much that I can say, except I'm sick of it, Critics arrantly sparked up a flame, it's on
(Chester French) Take me as I am my friends, ain't going to change Won't be no Em, rock these songs Rock these shows, only good life I know
Take me as I am my friends, ain't going to change Won't be no Em, rock these songs Rock these shows, only good life I know
(Asher Roth) Now don't get it twisted, I've definitely benefitted It's like suddenly everyone wants to hear what I be spitting It's so different, the image they don't get it It's simple I'm just a kid who wants to rap to make a living But Em was in it way before I committed And his lyrics were the shit so I really got to come with it But each critic been picking apart my writtens And if it's not up to par then Asher's Paul is just a gimmick Is it my fault must I be more convincing? Ya'll talk all you want, never halt me from my mission Using his ammunition, would you please keep dissing me? (All day long) I hear it (all day long) And yeah, the haters want to hate because I made it and I'm famous But until you take my place you'll never know 'bout what it takes to make a record for respect, take a second to inspect When you look like someone else then what the fuck do you expect? I just want to be accepted as the illest in the game But it's harder for an artist creating his own lane That's synonymous with his rhyming and combine with perfect timing All the time all that's declining and about to explode
(Chester French) Take me as I am my friends, ain't going to change Won't be no Em, rock these songs Rock these shows, only good life I know
Take me as I am my friends, ain't going to change Won't be no Em, rock these songs Rock these shows, only good life I know
(Asher Roth) Yeah, yeah So fuck it that's all I got, there's nothing else for me to say If I don't confront the problem it will never go away Unless it is addressed there is nothing left for me to do It's impossible rejecting an elephant in the room Say goodbye to all the bullshit, notions preconceived So long to all the blogs, could have swore they knew me If you have no further questions and can't think of other thoughts Then let me introduce you to Asher Paul Roth... gone
(Chester French) Take me as I am my friends, ain't going to change Won't be no Em, rock these songs Rock these shows, only good life I know
Take me as I am my friends, ain't going to change Won't be no Em, rock these songs Rock these shows, only good life I know
Sitting on a truffet Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet Me and teddy ruxpin stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck a dick butt kiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment let the whole world know I run shit jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget Ash can get nasty Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley Heading to the mall Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off 10 feet tall with the balls of a matador Door matted whore with your words heard that before Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few you gone need it Yea got your Wii fit to practice your freeze with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp You can take kapowsky (as in saved by the bell) I'm a take lark on my go-kart!
Mario kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist Wait no erase it meant to a racer Traded in my cell phone for a new pager Take off your blue tooth now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms Bout 35 with at least 2 kids We can make out while my friend babysits All up in your fridge eating left over shit Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my sips and then split
Throw that J up is it rolled? Yeah, Roll it up.
Hair like a troll doll Basketball shorts on yeah I'm a dork but im still holing court ball up balla Yea I take to long get dolled up Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up Who my tryna impress Honey in the sundress With the breasts luscious Just sent me a text O-M-G your the B-E EST If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it!!
