Dangerous Toys

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed
Laying down in the dirt
A big bottle of wine
Rather listen to some blues
or love a women 'til she's blind
Got a lot of time to waste
On shining my big guns
When I ride into your town
You and your sister want some fun:
I'm looking for a Juliet to take my cowboy blues away
The ten blue broken hearts behind me they're not mine
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
I'm a six foot all-American kid
My serial number's one nine seven six
Born down south where barbed wire plays
Where my parents met is in the U.S. of A.
Legendary, gunfighter
Buckshot,point-blank
Fast aim, six-shooter
Trail blazer, gunslinger
Pistol packin', rough rider
Wanted man, couch robber
Shot drinkin' cowboy
Gunfighter looking for love
I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

Who is the man in the white vest?
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away?
Or the same damn demon from yesterday?
Waking up is virtually impossible
Something in this story won't let me go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
Guess i'm gonna need a vodka quick

1st Chorus :
Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught up in my dream
Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if i get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like i'm drowning
The man's tied me up and i think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
why does the creature cling so tight?
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God, the man drives me a nervous wreck

2nd Chorus :
Why am i starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe i'm becoming his pet

3rd Chorus :
Hey man, I think i like being scared
An' i wish you all were there
Man i really, really think, really think that i think
I like being scared

Picked up the paper this morning
Could not believe what I saw
A friend of mine was killed
Runnin' from the law
I could still see the face of my old friend
In the picture that stared back at me
And through the tears I went back through the years to remember
The times that we were
Playin' pirates in the school yard, singin'
Soldiers in the fields
We were dreamin'
Brothers in blood 'til the very end
We were best of friends
Best of friends
Always hang together, forever
Thought we'd always be that way
But in time you grow up
And you slip away
It was thirteen years since I'd seen him
This man that I no longer knew
His mother, god bless her
Asked me if I'd say a word or two
Lookin' out in a room full of strangers
I didn't know quite what to say
All I could tell was of two old friends
And some long gone summer days of
Playin' pirates in the school yard, singin'
Soldiers in the fields
We were dreamin'
Brothers in blood 'til the very end
Friends like him don't come very often
You never treasure them while there's time
And if they slip away
You gotta somehow say
You're still on my mind
So your memory's all I have left now
These words are all I can give
And from time to time I turn back in my mind
To the place where you'll always live
Playin' pirates in the school-yard, singin'
Soldiers in the fields
We were dreamin'
Brothers in blood 'til the very end

You got nickels in your pocket, man
Your unconventional way of makin' money's sad
Call one of your sugar-babies when you get hungry
You goal's a lot bigger baby don't get funny
Got to
Take a look
Take a look at what ya got
All grown-up don't got a lot to show for
Take a look
Take a look to be sure
Don't let them tell you what to go for
Shake it up
Shake it up don't put down
You can be the one that you always dream about
Take a look
Take a look at what you got
You could be a star, ride in limousines
Line 'em up
And you knock 'em down
Line 'em up, watch 'em hit the ground
Line 'em up
And you knock 'em down
Line 'em up
And ya knock 'em...
Wore out your shoes but that sho ain't no news
Cried out your blues like John Lee
John Lee Hooker croons
Howlin' at the moon like a rabid
Like a rabid circus clown
You need to line 'em up and you need to
Knock 'em down
Mister
Take a look
Take a look at what ya got
All grown-up don't got a lot to show for
Take a look
Take a look to be sure
Don't let them tell you what to go for
Shake it up
Shake it up don't put down
You can be the one that you always dream about
Take a look
Take a look at what ya got
You could be a star, ride in limousines

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley
She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain
She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero
She said sugar for the time of your life
I get you on my horse so you will realize
She takes them boogie-woogie boys out the backdoor
Gets 'em all high on her flesh for sure
She rode my train, and then my plane
A nymphomaniac, a little insane
She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top
I took a picture of her
So I would remember
She likes those dirty movies
She says they're really groovy
Comatose, I couldn't boast
I noticed later on my baby was a liar
Catatonic, supersonic
Hot, high-heeled, lover, lady sure is on fire
I can't believe the things I've seen
Lucky that I remember where the hell I've been
Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley
She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain

I don't wanna hear about your miserable day
If I gave you the chance you'd talk my life away
You tell me that you love me and that's not a sin
But fifty times a day is kinda wearin' me thin
I know you like to talk just to hear your own voice
Is there a point you're trying to make or just a little noise
All ya ever do is, nag, nag, nag, nag
Can't you stop your bitchin', are you always such a drag
G-g-gimme' no lip, ya gotta shut-up baby
G-g-gimme' no lip, ya gotta shut-up baby
Your jaws always jabber, you're a pain in the neck
Even driving in your car you're gonna have a wreck
Talk about the thing I don't wanna understand
You hold the world's record, biggest mouth in the land
Once I had a dream you couldn't utter a peep
But then you woke me up, 'cuz you were talkin' in your sleep
Baby why ya talk so much, ya drivin' me crazy
Baby why ya yell so much, ya drivin' me nuts
Baby why ya talk so much, ya drivin' me crazy
Baby why ya yell so much, ya drivin' me nuts
G-g-g-gimme' no lip, gimme' no lip
G-g-g-gimme' no lip, gimme' no, gimme' no lip
Chiney mo, chiney mo
Chiney mo, chiney mo

I can drink gasoline
Ain't too much I ain't seen
Make a rabid dog seem so clean
Take ten slaves and set them free
Put your money where your mouth is
What i do sure ain't your biz
Rock'n'roll people come with me
Show ya how good the bad guy can be:
Bringing out the angel in you
Bringing out the angel in you
Brings out the devil in me
I go to work on time
Feels like i'm doin' fine
All my stuff i gave to you
Nothing seems to pull you through, baby
Too much frustration
On a joyous occasion
I can't do nothing right
Push and shove to start the fight
Thirteen years
Before i was tattooed
I thought i found myself
But i was screwed
Bringing out the angel in you
I go to work on time
Bringing out the angel in you
Feels like i'm doing fine
Bring out the angel in you
All my stuff i gave to you
Bringing out the anel in you, yeah, get it

People say I'm a dirty heartbreaker
Some people say I'm a cheap date maker
I must admit some call me a love shaker
I lick a smile from ear-to-ear
But the fun is what you fear
So let me tighten the straps and turn the wheel
So I can make this more than clear with some

Sugar, leather, and the nail
Sugar, leather, and the nail

I'll kiss your wrists with pieces of leather
Nail them high with a velvet hammer
You softly speak, you start to enjoy this get-together
I make you sticky with a splash of my honey
The honey that I got don't take money
So let me tighten the straps and turn the wheel
So I can make this more than clear with some

Heat rising like the haze of the sun
We get closer say that I'm the one
The sugar on you like a snake has scales
You ask for my phone number screamin' sugar, leather, and the nail!

I lick a smile from ear-to-ear
But the fun is what you fear
So let me tighten the straps and turn the wheel
So I can make this more clear with some

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero

She said sugar for the time of your life
I get you on my horse so you will realize
She takes them boogie-woogie boys out the backdoor
Gets 'em all high on her flesh for sure
She rode my train, and then my plane
A nymphomaniac, a little insane

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top

I took a picture of her
So I would remember
She likes those dirty movies
She says they're really groovy

Comatose, I couldn't boast
I noticed later on my baby was a liar
Catatonic, supersonic
Hot, high-heeled, lover, lady sure is on fire
I can't believe the things I've seen
Lucky that I remember where the hell I've been

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain

Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin', gonna live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dying on the way
Feel like makin'...
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you
Baby, when I think about you
Think about love
Darlin', if I live without you
Live without you
And if I had the sun and moon
We would shine in
I would give you both night and day
Both satisfying
Feel like makin' love
And if I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dyin' on the way
Feel like makin'...

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed
Layin' down in the dirt
A big bottle of wine
Rather listen to some blues
Or love a woman 'til she's blind
Got a lot of time to waste
On shining my big guns
When I ride into your town
You and your sister want some fun
I'm looking for a Juliet to take my cowboy blues away
The ten blue broken hearts behind me they're not mine
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
I'm a six for all-American kid
My serial number's one nine seven six
Born down south wehre barbed wire plays
Where my parents met is in the U.S. of A.
Legendary, gunfighter
Buckshot, point-blank
Fast aim, six-shooter
Trail blazer, gunslinger
Pistol packin', rough rider
Wanted man, coach robber
Shot drinkin' cowboy
Gunfighter for love
I got some big six-shooters
Packed upon my steed
And I only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed
Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

Ten boots, a-battered and a-beaten
Holes in our soles where the desert has eaten
But they're holdin' out and they're so easy fittin'
Just a few holes where the rattlesnakes have bitten

They ain't too fancy and they're just a little dirty
But they mean a lot to us, we think they're awful purty
We wear 'em all the time, from morning to night
If you wanna take 'em from us, then you're in for the a fight

We wouldn't trade for whiskey or a lover
They've taken us further than either of the other
And when we're gone, we won't be a-carin'
Six feet under, you know what we'll be wearin'

Ten boots, a-rollin' and a-rompin'
Ten boots, a-stompin' and a-kickin' up
A cloud of dust, a might hi-ho Silver
Ten boots, a-ten boots ain't stoppin'

My boots an' me, oh, we're a-never knowin'
From day to day just where we'll be a-goin'
Down a dusty road, or a-ridin' on a rail
Lovin' or a-fightin', they'll never fail me
Yah ho huh

I can drink gasoline
Ain't too much I ain't seen
Make a rabid dog seem so clean
Take ten slaves and set them free
Put your money where your mouth is
What i do sure ain't your biz
Rock'n'roll people come with me
Show ya how good the bad guy can be

Bringing out the angel in you
Bringing out the angel in you
Brings out the devil in me

I go to work on time
Feels like i'm doin' fine
All my stuff i gave to you
Nothing seems to pull you through, baby
Too much frustration
On a joyous occasion
I can't do nothing right
Push and shove to start the fight

Thirteen years
Before i was tattooed
I thought i found myself
But i was screwed

Bringing out the angel in you
I go to work on time
Bringing out the angel in you
Feels like i'm doing fine
Bring out the angel in you
All my stuff i gave to you
Bringing out the anel in you, yeah, get it

Here comes that dog again
He bites me every now and then
Foaming with misery
He's covered with leather skin

Bad to bones, lookin' for you
Rabid to the core, bloody blue
I call him Billy Blad
His teeth cut, he's got tattoos yeah

Don't call the doctor
Don't call the priest
I need some rock 'n' roll
To live in the street

Mama was a shotgun
She was a winner, but never won
We'll never own a lot
Tell you somethin', man, ain't got no plot yeah

That dog, he's in the fog
But in the dark, he's a hungry shark
That dog, that dog, watch his eyes turn white, get funky

Back home in the woods
Raised by canine
Never learned the things I should
Had to learn to stay alive

Now that I live urban
I have a lot more fun heh
I might do something wrong
But I know how to run, run away

I got a twenty man posse right on my ass
I'm ahead of 'em now but they're comin' fast
Busted out at dawn, it's past midnight
Won't get a stop to drink till the morning light
I got a fistful of lead buried in my back
Got a hundred thousand dollars right in this sack
I'm just beginnin' my life, I'm ready for death
Been runnin' for a while and they ain't caught me yet

Lawman killer, I'm an outlaw
Livin' testament that crim pays
No such thing as a good job these days

My daddy was a sailor, my mother a whore
Brought up by a gypsy, left at her door
Raised on the street, I'm dirty and mean
Blink your eyes, I'll pick your pockets clean
Because I'm not afraid of death, looked him in the eye
Done unreal things you wouldn't realize
Sleep with one open, real smart
Take an inch of your life in the beat of a heart

Lawman killer, I'm an outlaw
Livin' testament that crim pays
No such thing as a good job these days
Go ahead punk, make my day

I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
Good times, bad times, hard times the same
Live my life same as Jesse James
Wanted poster showin' my name

I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw, yes I'm an outlaw
I'm an outlaw
Outlaw

She makes me shudder
She makes me shake
At night I think and I want to take her away
Rainbows are on her face
Visions of tattooed chains
Egyptian rain in my world
A princess on her throne

Queen of the nile
Love me like an earthquake
Queen of the nile
Please let me be your king

Down by the quiet sea
No tide of hatred calls to me
Queens last on through the time
I hope the stars say that she's mine

Mysterious, delirious, I wonder if she knows
Mindtamer, magicmaker, fortuneteller of long ago

Queen of the nile
I dream all over you
Save me from all I fear
My pyramids they wait for you

Who is the man in the white vest?
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away?
Or the same damn demon from yesterday?
Waking up is virtually impossible
Something in this story won't let me go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
Guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught up in my dream
Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were here

Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my Daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
Why does the creature cling so tight?
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God, the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
An' I wish you all were here
Man I really, really think, really think that I think
I like being scared

Well there' women in the city that make me feel shitty
And there's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of day

1st Chorus:
I ain't got no money, i ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

2nd Chorus:
Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day i die yeah

Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin you loosen up
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see
What the hell i been talkin' about

1st Chorus

2nd Chorus

Don't know what i'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well i wish you were sedated
So i could at least penetrate you
For an hour, maybe three yeah

I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
ya know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs and such
And all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappy!

Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...

2nd Chorus

Didn't go to school and I
Never been in a church
Those Social workers got me pinned up as the worst
I've always been a thief
Crime is my game
Sure, call the police
They know my name

Even tho' I'm trouble, kids look up to me
Gotta bust your bubble, nothin's for free
Got veins of wire, hey, got some speed
I'm bad luck, ain't worth a fuck

Here comes trouble
Yes, here comes trouble
And I'll make you see double
'Cause here comes trouble

When I walk up the street
Your mama locks the door
She don't want her little girl to fuck around with me no more
I bet you can smell me
From a mile away, yeah
Sure, take a straight look up
I make the buildings sway, yeah

I don't know where I went wrong
No, I don't know