There were four of us One of us was the landlord There were, we were on a drinking spree I had eaten my take-away I washed my landlord, he was covered in gravy The others were amazed how dirty he was How I was, but I said, He never took a bath, He never takes a bath, So why, why don't we just shoot him?
Bjork Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you just shoot him?
Einar I said that's no polite manner to behave in But something like that I was too drunk to remember I said, he can't suffer the cold water He'll die! He'll die! They said no way, Jose! I said, my name ain't Jose He said yes it is But I think he was already dead He suffered a stroke in the bath So why don't you shoot him? Why don't you shoot him?
Bjork Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you just shoot him?
Einar I said oh no And he was so dirty But why give him a bath? Why don't you just give him a bullet
Bjork Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you shoot him? Why don't you shoot him?
Bjork Riding on my bicycle, I saw a motorcrash, A proper motorcrash, And lots of spectators, I rushed to the centre Saw the injured parents, Cuts on the children, An awful motorcrash.
Took the mother, Sneaked with her secretly All the way to my home, And nursed her gently Put on her bandages,gave her Milk and biscuits, She sighed pleasantly after this Awful motorcrash.
Einar That girl on that bicycle showed great interest in all the motorcrashes in the neighbourhood, she looked quite innocent.
Bjork Then we disguised ourselves, Took a taxi to her home, When her husband opened the door She introduced herself, he said "Where have you been all this time?"
Einar But believe you me I know what innocence looks like And it wasn't there, After she got that bicycle.
Einar This blue eyed pop It's just fabulous to go twisting,
Bjork Twisting.
Einar Boogieing, in beat with
Bjork Beat with
Einar the thousand pound
Einar and Bjork Snare sound.
Einar After boogieing We all crave for a hot-dog spashed with noise ( noise ), Queue and spew then back home to our love nest, Need I say more. Oh! This blue eyed pop is just pure ecstasy.
Bjork This is too much fun, fun, fun, Everyone is so close to laughing, This kind of joy won't last,
Bjork Something wonderful is about to happen. I feel perfectly ready don't know yet what it is, I will look here inside this disco, this is so hot hot, We melt together like tigers and we are dancing together.
Bjork You love him You want to make him happy He loves you He wants to humiliate you He's a bastard! You should leave him! Paranoid manipulator, To hell with him. He's dragging you Along.. On a leash called love. He controls you. You should do him in Before he gets to you. Watch out girl. He's dragging you Along... On a leash called love.
Einar You have torn me, inside out. Nothing but, a nervous wreck. You have got me, on a leash, You whip me with, a leash called love... I've lost all sense of direction, you make me a victim To your friends' nasty remarks, and I don't know how I survive, I can no longer Distinguish from, right or wrong, Sane insane, whip me back, Back and forth, paranoid. Leash called love...
Bjork and Einar This is hot meat This is metallic blood This is hot meat This is open sweat
Bjork I'm gonna show you with my fingers
Einar With her fingers
Bjork I'll have to draw with the eye
Einar Draw with the eyes
Bjork With your own breath
Einar With her own breath 'huff and puff'
Bjork I'll tear your lungs
Bjork and Einar This is hot meat This is metallic blood Here is hot meat Open sweat
Einar Well I'll be damned If this ain't the country and Western version of cold sweat I heard it ... ago It's bad, bad, bad But in this side of the blackest meadows I make my winter dwelling And there, I crush my bones
Bjork This is hot meat This is metallic blood Is hot meat Uh-open sweat I'll sail out the window
Einar I'll sail out the window
Bjork I'll walk down the edge I will not finish Till I'm fully satisfied
Bjork and Einar This is hot meat This is metallic blood This is hot meat This is open sweat
This is hot meat This is metallic blood Hot meat Open sweat
Bjork The universe it is so big, I feel dizzy when I think about it, My head swims I get giddy, Still I realize that long ago, It was so small I could have kept it, Underneath my little skirt, At least until the big bang happened,
Einar Every man, every woman.
Bjork Sun planet the universe and me, When I'm excited and have to wait, My organs start to move, my lungs pump, Cells flow faster on tracks inside me, I demand to see myself from within, Be a cell for a day.
Einar Every man, every woman
Bjork Sun, planet, the universe and me The universe and me...ooh... The universe and me, am I a planet? woaah! The universe and me... woah!! Co-o-ome, na-na-na-hee-ooh!
The planets and me we get along so well together Gliding down imaginary rollercoaster-paths along the sky I can do somersaults around Jupiter if I feel like it Nothing can stop a planet But a planet can stop anything at all
Einar Every man, every woman
Bjork Sun planet the universe and me The universe and me, the universe and me, The universe and me, the universe and me.
Bjork A day called zero, Is the day we'll all relax, Mountains will tumble, With a long and heavy thump, Dust spreads on the sky, So the sun will grow pale, Oil tanks tear open, And the city livens up.
Bjork and Einar A day called zero
Bjork A day called zero, Will be such a busy day, Whistling marches, I'll hoover my past away, Controlling a bulldozer,
I will improve my town, Stacking concrete slabs, Me and you my pluto.
Bjork and Einar A day called zero
Bjork Will you be with me on that day? We'll be watching and smiling, At last it's over, Nothing stops us now, Come and enter, Me let's multiply, On a day called zero.
Bjork Wait for me underneath the water, Wait for me I have to go now Into the big city, She pulls me firmly towards her.
Wait for me underneath the water, Wait for me here, You'll be fine underneath the water, I'll be back early next summer.
Einar We met again at the lake, After all these years, You said "want a drink?"
Bjork I love you, And you know I will be back, Hold your breath, And nestle into the ice, Wait for me underneath the water Wait for me and count to ten, You'll look up and I will be there Wait for me.
Einar The lake was frozen, You took me for a walk over the ice, I cracked, The ice cracked, I fell into the lake, I watched you through the eyes.
Bjork Love into you, lover, i want you, Wait for me underneath the water, Wait for me and singalong, "She's coming, coming, coming," Wait for me, I'm coming.
Einar I watched you through the ice I expected you to crawl for help I smiled, you just stood there I tried to kiss you through the ice, You just walked away
Bjork Under frozen, over water, under, over Frozen mountain... Wait for me underneath the water
Bjork The universe it is so big, I feel dizzy when I think about it, My head swims I get giddy, Still I realize that long ago, It was so small I could have kept it, Underneath my little skirt, At least until the big bang happened,
Einar Every man, every woman.
Bjork Sun planet the universe and me, When I'm excited and have to wait, My organs start to move, my lungs pump, Cells flow faster on tracks inside me, I demand to see myself from within, Be a cell for a day.
Einar Every man, every woman
Bjork Sun, planet, the universe and me The universe and me...ooh... The universe and me, am I a planet? woaah! The universe and me... woah!! Co-o-ome, na-na-na-hee-ooh!
The planets and me we get along so well together Gliding down imaginary rollercoaster-paths along the sky I can do somersaults around Jupiter if I feel like it Nothing can stop a planet But a planet can stop anything at all
Einar Every man, every woman
Bjork Sun planet the universe and me The universe and me, the universe and me, The universe and me, the universe and me.
Bjork Plastic Nylon Terylene Made of atoms By tender fingers And determined heads Of inventors Tickling Perfection
Plastic Rayon
Einar I was born aeons ago Before anything human was known My friends the alchemists Told me everything was natural And always will be that way And possible to make gold from dirt
Bjork Plastic Nylon Dear plastic Be proud Don't imitate anything You're pure, pure, pure
Plastic Nylon
Einar I believed I was their dustbin for knowledge Took everything and digested Of course I became big, Big and really really strong
Today I'm old and withering away My friends the alchemists Long disappeared into dust I no longer get anything fruity No longer gold made from dirt The only thing I get is spacefood on a tray
Einar Limousines, oranges, Stars, moons, Submarines, Jeeps, Glaciers, Cars, Caterpillars, even grapes
Bjork It's none of my business But you have to eat Your appetite is appalling
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Have, have, have some salad
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Bite, bite, bite an apple
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Suck, suck, suck an orange
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Taste, taste, taste the pate
I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life
Einar I've got to eat something Otherwise I'll just die But the choice is too great I can't decide what to eat I'll possibly just eat the menu?
Bjork How would you like strawberry juice? Or lemon red sea perch?
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Bite, bite, bite the kiwi
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Have, have, have some chicken
I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life
Einar The waiter came with the menu And said here you go. I said thank you but The choice is too great, Why can't I be a cod In the depths of the ocean And just eat small fish The cod has such simple taste But I've got all the choice
Bjork Bite, bite, bite an apple
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Limousines, oranges, Stars, moons, Submarines, Jeeps, Glaciers, Cars, Even Caterpillars.
Bjork Oh, you vague costomer You'll have to look somewhere else You have to find something to eat
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork No! eat eat, eat a moment
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Eat eat, eat the feeling
Einar Eat eat eat the menu
Bjork Eat eat, eat the feeling, Eat eat, eat the person, Eat eat, eat the rockband
Bjork Eat me Eat me love Leave nothing behind Swallow me, all of me Drink me love Pour me in you Devour me Drink me in large gulps
Einar I hate you! I really do, I think I do, I really, I really hate you!
Bjork I need you closer I want him now I want him in me Eat me love!
Einar Never say love to anyone!
Bjork Consume me love I want you To inhale me all of me Drown me love In a bottomless pond I'll never return Swallow me, all of me
Einar I don't love you! I really hate you!
Bjork I want you closer I want him now I want him in me Eat me love!!! Swallow me, all of me X3
Einar I hate you!
Bjork He's coming closer He's coming now He's gonna touch me Eat me love!!!
Einar I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate you!
Bjork Eat me love, your open mouth Eat me love, I, on your tongue You got to eat me love Eat me love, you gulp me Eat me love, I, I down your gullet You eat me love Eat me love- I in the stomach Eat me love, eat me love You splash acid on me Eat me love, I travel down the intestines Eat me love, through the bowels and out!
He's coming closer He wants me now I want to eat him Eat me love! X3 You got to eat me love!!!
Bjork When I've been just by myself I start thinking too much Unhealthy things start to happen Like gastric disorders Oh, oh oh
Einar Oh no...
Bjork Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Oh yes...
Bjork Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Oh no...
Bjork Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Ohh... I just go out walking With my favourite piece of wood With a 4 inch nail driven through it
Bjork Walking! I'm coming!
When I am just by myself I think too much I start polishing my behaviour Without any mercy Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Oh no...
Bjork Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Oh yes...
Bjork Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Oh no...
Bjork Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Somehow all the people Don't seem to like me I don't know why I just met them
Bjork Can't you see?
Einar Aaaah!
Bjork When I've been just by myself I start thinking too much I know I'm not talkative What! I've become dry?! An emotional biscuit?! That's nonsense! Not at all! Sir, this nail of yours is rusty It's evil! I can't deal with it! Oh-oh-oh!
Einar Came from the east, Relative forgot, To scrape away, Land in south, Exhausted engine, No teeth, No chance to stop, Meet Johnny.
Bjork Came from the east, Like the sun, But with tired engine, Regina otherwise magnificent, Regina in good bloom,
Oh oh as old as the sun, Oh oh with white teeth, Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina, Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina.
Einar Land on islands, Meet Johnny, Examine my red, Basalt cluster, Bottomless dust, terrific sun, And wetting quite nicely thank you, I do say nicely, I do mean that, Actually.
Bjork Blow into the chastity belt Regina, Regina, Oh oh Regina, oh oh Regina,
Einar Hex and bitch and, Deserves lobster and fame, Oh, Johnny, Teeth and gums, In my life, Moon and sun, In my life, Lobster and shrimp, In my life, I don't really like lobster (like lobster)
Bjork Regina is too old But the sun is much older Still the sun with white teeth But Mrs R. with none Sun with false teeth Give me lobster and fame.
