Fannypack

Get your top down money up
Pinkie rings be trillion cut
Down to make some bucks but
I'll shut up you silly sluts
Now you all know how we get down
Don't wanna make you look like a clown
Every city and every town
Tootsie roll now doo doo brown
Now boo yaa kaa b'woy lick a shot
At my grill boy gimme a lot
Beats that'll make your party hot
People be sweating up in the spot
Buggin' out to the words that I spitted
Cute throwback on with the fitted
Benz outside all custom kitted
You ask whodunnit well bitch I did it

Everybody get it twisted
Everybody gotta get it twisted

Your grind is on and your freak is too
Just grab the boy that's next to you
Pull him real close and call him boo
That's the way that players do
Everybody's drinking
I know whatcha thinking
You got my lights all blinking
Sweat til your t-shirt's wet and stinking
Big rims big ride
Big ass trucks is parked outside
Sky is clear my rear is wide
Boys and girls all coincide
Gettin stuck gettin truck
If you came too late then you shit outta luck
Chickenheads lemme hear you cluck
Back to the hotel so we can HEY!!!

Everybody get it twisted
Everybody gotta get it twisted

Twist off twist on
Word up Cameo yo word is bond
Concorde when I cross the pond
Get Benjamins like Goldie Hawn
Casio not rollie wristed
This is where we get explicit
Navigator or Bravada
Let's all go back to the Ramada
G5 or the Escalade
Hotel on wheels when I wanna get laid
Backseat leather just gettin sprayed
Quarter in the slot in my arcade
Only hits be gettin played
Don't have a clue but I get Kay Slayed
Brooklyn to Miami Dade
Holla if you gettin paid

Everybody get it twisted
Everybody gotta get it twisted

Brooklyn Brooklyn had to say it twice
Shoot the gift like a pair of dice
Nice on the microphone device
Only eat the black beans with the white rice
Sometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quick
But your wack rhymes always make me sick
You're such a trick and I'm a nice treat
Can't tell you twice go take your seat
Just feel the heat that we generate
You can't compete we beat you out the gate
You're one day late and a dollar short
Now I'm gonna tell you all the things I bought
A golden blimp and a submarine
A laundromat and a club in Queens
Fannypack is Saks and you're a shop that pawns
But hey homegirl keep on

Brooklyn the borough of kings
Where three little birds got thorough with things
Had school all day and shows right after
Interviews provided you laughter
Work and school can be real hard
Haters steady tryin to pull my card
But I keep my cool yo and I carry on
The road to riches unpaved and long
Miss Suthiwong is on the job
When money gets low it's time to rob
A record label for the cash advances
Take that money like I'm taking chances
Matt just dances and we leave the spot
With all the crisp new money we got
You might get shot if your hear me wrong
Mind your business keep on

Step step ya'll freak freak ya'll
Gotta move til your knees get weak ya'll
Imma make you scream like Howard Dean
Know what I'm sayin uhh know what I mean
Make the mercury rise cause I'm the real queen
Then all the boys bust outta they jeans cause I'm
Smooth like silk on the hot popcorn and I
Get butt naked like the day you were born
Movin' out and lookin' in
Say a little prayer cause I know you sin
In the last two years yo I made some moves
Toured the world and I paid my dues
Second album so you know the steez
Just drop the top and feel the breeze
Stacks of dough that you can't sleep on
Come one everybody just keep onet's go

I'm still takin the train and
My metro card's empty
The windows of the stores when I walk by tempt me
I was on MTV but I don't have a Bently
F*** it in my pockets I barely gotta twenty
Dollar bill but I go to shows
And make you holla still
I gotta pay my bills and it's not like Prada will
I go to the check cashing spot
Will I always be a have not
Never gonna live in no lavish spot
Always gonna live at home with mom and pop
Shop at Old Navy and Payless
I'm just tryna be honest that why I say this
Hopefully radio plays this I doubt it though
Yo pass that Olde English

Yeah I be rockin the discotech
Every single night no self respect
Sometimes I feel like I party way too much
Premieres openings and shows and such but
What else is a girl to do
Go home by myself at 2
In the AM I'm sayin I'm not playin
I'm doin the same stupid shit and it's day in day out
I know that there's gotta be a way out
But I keep drinking and I just stay out
At the hot spots with superstars and the hardrocks
I wish that I could disappear to the boondocks
Why not, maybe I'll hire me a pilot
To take me away to the shade and I'll stay
Get a slice at Ray's like we did when we was kids
Something's gotta give real soon but it's not this

On the real I be hatin myself sometimes
I know you do too but it's okay sometimes
I'm tryin to escape the grind sometimes
It ain't gonna get better if I do some lines so
Enough with the parties and bullshit
I go to the parties and bullshit
It never gets better when I do this shit
So stressed I wanna get up and quit
It's like maybe tonight's the night and
Maybe if I socialize I'll feel alright but those
Never seem to be the best laid plans
Never did I dream I'd go to foreign lands I just
Wanna lay in creamy sands
Doing nothin all day with my dreamy man maybe
Buy that house across from the projects
So I can stay trading gossip like stock tips

It's not at the after party
It's not in the hotel lobby
It's not in magazines
And It's not even in my dreams
The things that I need
Ain't in the vip
Dont know what it is
It's definitely not this

um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

i could see her uterus her pants were too tight
she must'nt own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontal wedgie
a Camel Toe

<i>[chorus]</i>
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe

girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out
with your Camel Toe

<i>[Repeat Chorus]</i>

first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe

<i>[Repeat chorus]</i>

Pump that, pump that
Yeah, I want that
Pump that, pump that
Yeah, I want that

Uh, I want, you want
We wanna do that
Uh, I want, you want
We wanna do that

It's alright, it's okay
You gonna pump our gas someday
On fire all night
Make it hot like great white

I don't know if you know
Okay, here we go
Time to make it really hot
Pump it, give me all you got

We pump, you pump
Dump trucks blow the trumpet
Puppy doggies wanna hump it
Oh well, what the hell

Never ever kiss and tell
Butterscotch on the crumpet
People, let me see you pump it

Pump that, pump that
Yeah, I want that
Pump that, pump that
Yeah, I want that

I'm sorta like trump
And you my apprentice
If you don't pump, you fired
And you got a life sentence in purgatory

What's yo story?
Why'd you have to go and bore me?
Cheers normy, pour it for me
Weather's gettin' stormy like a hurricane in the rain

Ready percoset go when I kill the pain
Tell me what's good people
Real sugar never equal
No artificial flavor

No, I can't do you no favors
First you gotta sign this waiver
Suck up on this lifesaver

Pump that, pump that
Yeah, I want that
Pump that, pump that
Yeah, I want that

For my down home cats
My smokin' home grown cats
Totin' chrome packin' gats
Brooklyn to hackensack

Act a fool, but do it right
Keep it in the trunk, tonight
Gon' get drunk, tonight
Puff a lotta skunk, tonight