Ugly Kid Joe

I've got the hair
I've got the teeth
I've got the eyes
Well Peggy, take a look outside the window
I've got the car
I'm the lead singer
I'm the man
She, she come to me and set me free
That makes me feel good
She, she's New York grown I'm all alone
She makes me feel good
Never going down a suckerpath baby
She, she makes me real and sex appeal
That makes me feel good
She, she fills my soul, it makes me whole
That makes me feel good
Never going down a suckerpath baby
Now all day as you're calling me lazy
Never going down the suckerpath baby
Never go down never go down
She treats me like a foolish child
And laughing all the while
Makes me wanna be alive
She sees me in a different light
And knows I'll be alright
Makes me wanna be alive
All the things I could have said
Some days now I wish I'm dead
A foolish child an awesome dream
I think you know just what I mean
Never going down a suckerpath baby
Come on come on
You don't want to ride me I don't even care
You don't even move my style now
I don't even care now

Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
I've takin' a likin' to your game
I think we all, we feel the same
Is this a dream of is it real
You say you want to cut a deal ?

Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?

Don't need much time to think about
I'm sure that you have got the clout
I only hope that you're my friend
And stand by me until the end

Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?

Sell a lotta records 'n' tour 'round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa' girls
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?

It sounds like music to my ears
I've dreamed of this for many years

To sell a lotta records 'n' tour round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa girls
Have a lot of fun and hang with my bro's
'Cause these boys 'n' this band is all I know

If not for the money and not fot the show
Are you here for me of here for the dough ?

Oh yeah!
Some people say my love cannot be true
please believe me, my love, and I'll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
my name is Lucifer, please take my hand
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
my name is Lucifer, please take my hand

God, please push me in the right direction
God, I'm hoping that you'll understand
God, I'm trying to make amends now
God, I'm asking for your guiding hand
Everybody's got the wrong opinion
Everybody says what's on their mind
Everybody's got the wrong tradition
Everybody pray to the man
God, I'm reading in your holy books now
God, I'm singing and I'm not afraid
God, I'm looking for the only way out now
God, I'm hoping that I can be saved
Everybody's got the wrong religion
You won't say what's on your mind
Some won't hear why others listen
Everybody pray to the man
Why don't you ever answer questions
Now my faith is slipping away
I'm looking in a different direction
Believing is the only way
Everybody's got their own tradition
(Everybody's got the wrong religion)
Everybody's got their own salvation
(Everybody's got the wrong submission)
Everybody's got their own religion
(Everybody's got the wrong tradition)
Everybody pray to the man

You don't even know me
You don't even care
I've got something for you
You must this beware
Don't say that it's over
I'm still a part of you
Our love is eternal
Hope in tomorrow's world
Your life's getting closer
Will you make the grade
Slowly going nowhere
Will you die afraid?
Everybody dies

I'm, protected by the leaves of the four leaf clover
And I, refuse to die for you
And I, was tempted but the apple made me stronger
And I, spit it up on you
And I'm here to free you
And I'm here to free you
I'm infected by the lies that made me colder
And I, I put my trust for you
Time has passed me by, my soul is getting stronger
And I, I never lie for you
And I'm here to free you
And I'm here to free you
I'm protected by the leaves of a four leaf clover
And I, I never lie for you
And I, expect to die for my life won't live much longer
And I, I never lie for you
And I'm here to free you
And I'm here to free you

I'm Frank Sinatra in a rock 'n roll band
I'm a hevayweight demon with a heavyweight plan
I'm Uncle Sam with a joint in my mouth
And my V8's floored when I headed down south
This ain't hell, sure ain't heaven
Pull on over to the Seven Eleven
Stop Rich now, Pontiac here
Big blue love Budweiser beer
Can't you see them
Can't you see them
GI Joe I'm Stretch Armstrong
Every blade of grass I'm the water in the bong
I'm aqua man I'm the devil with a grin
Ambidextrous now 'cause I use both limbs
East Palo Alto, age 26
Full love circle not one love missed
A1 liquor, Berone's too
Crown Royal, No. 502
Can't you see them
Can't you see them
August 27th on a calendar scale
And on this day I went to jail
The blue man on my trip and on my ride
See I gotta go and will I survive
I'm the man and I do and I don't
I'm the man and I will and I won't
I'm the man and I could not lie
Why most should live now some should die

Disneyland is the place to be, c'mon baby, just you and me
Hand in hand, to Disneyland, we go ! Not slow
Happiest place, in the world until a madman grabs a girl;
Hand in hand, with the madman she goes ! Oh oh !

Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)

Come here little girl if you wanna see, Peter Pan's Magic
Flight on L.S.D.
Up and down, all around, we go ! Whoa oh !

Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)

Madman is loose in Disneyland, he's back here by popular de-
mand
Madman is loose in Disneyland, he'll take no shit but he'll
take your head!

Surprise, Surprise, I'm comin' at ya' live
I sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse, I'm a killer in disguise
You can run and you can hide
But you ain't gettin' away 'cause I got you in my sight

Axe wieldin', child stealin'
I'm a mad motherfuckin' man and I'm loose!... in disneyland!

have you heard the news, madman sure is loose
Got you by the noose, have his way with you
Nothin' you can do, headlines in the news
Madman sure is loose, in Disneyland

Disneyland is the place to be, in California, by the sea
Sunny day, well A.O.K., for now, and how

Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)

Well, they keep on taking my heart
And they keep on taking my soul
They keep taking an inch when I give them a mile
And now it seems it's been a while since anyone smiled
They don't know me
They don't know me
But my name is on the highway sign, never look behind
All those troubles are gone, nothing left but to run
So meet me down and don't be shy
A place where we can hide
There ain't nothing to fear
There ain't no-one back here
But you and I and these cloudy skies
So it's time to leave our home
And see the faces we've out-grown
Through the years we've kept our backs to the wind
So long, farewell, good-bye my friend

My superstars were laced up tight
And all the sinners were gathered in white
The pearly gates were opened up wide
And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes
So I stepped out to the clouds
The holy father was getting down
And as I ordered a round of drinks
He said I got a little story tell me what you think
Moses used to sniff the lines
Noah used to rock the boat sometimes
Mary used to get undone
Jesus rode a Harley Davidson
All the angels were gathered around
Leather boots and lace night gowns
And one started to kiss my feet
She said the Lord got a red light on at every street
My superstars were laced up tight
And all the sinners were gathered in white
The pearly gates were opened up wide
And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes

Verse 1
Shut up, talking out your ass
With your fake-ass grin and your backstage pass
Front row at every single show
But your heart's in the wrong place
It's in the rat race

I don't know what you're trying to prove
Always fucking at my band
When we're laying down a phat groove
I got no jealously not towards security
Why are you always bringing me
Stay the fuck away from me

I'm talking to you V.I.P.
I'm talking to you

Verse 2
I know the power you posess
Playing cool rock for the all access
Big which, it's jealousy
I see that your heart's in the wrong place
You can't follow me
I don't know why you're kissing my ass
Cause as soon as I turn my back you start stabbin'
I'm reality, you can't just even bother me
I'm the one they came to see
Stay the fuck away from me

Ending Bit (X2)
I'm talking to you V.I.P.
I'm talking to you V.I.P.
I'm talking to you V.I.P.
I'm talking to you

V.I.P.
V.I.P.
V.I.P.

You think you are V.I.P. V.I.P.

In the beginning
Had to pay for all man sins
Oompa doompa doopady doo
I've got another riddle for you
When you lie in your bed
We'll come in, kill you dead
Oompa doompa doopady dee
I've got another coming for me
If you lie, if you cheat
You'll lie dead, watch your fate
The power of metal, never forget

Pray by the candle and I hope to see light
Wait for the moment but it's never right
So now I'm sailing on the oceans so wide
I'm all alone, me and my daydreams and I
Pray by the candle and I hope to see light
Wait for the moment but it's never right
So I'm the captain my ship's got a hole in the side
I'm all alone, me and my daydreams at night
Can you see me walking through the trees
Can you hear me laughing in the breeze
Can you see me walking through the trees
Can you hear me laughing in the breeze
Pray by the candle and I hope to see light
Wait for the moment but it's never right
Across the water I watch my ship waves goodbye
I'm all alone me and my daydreams at night

Slower than nowhere
Playing Hide and Seek
Walking from room to room
Will you follow me
Will you challenge me
My destiny will follow me
And set me free
And set me free
Slower than nowhere
Cold in the mid-west
Don't take away my shine
Asking me something
Giving me nothing
That's okay, take your time
Prelude to madness
Certain circles hold
Fall to the west side, I'll take my own
Come on now, come on now
Down to my luck and
Speaking of nothing
Feeling the ground move under me
Do you feel the same
Do you feel the same
Slower than nowhere
I feel the ground move under me
Slower than nowhere
Prelude to madness
Certain circles hold
Fall to the wayside, I'll take my own
Come on now

Sittin' on a rusty park bench baby
Not much else to do
Smoke cigarettes and drink my Mickey's
Fine malt liquor brew
As I start drinkin' and I start thinkin'
That death is on my side
If my heart stopped beatin', the street kept reekin'
That's suicide... that's right
I grew up in the inner city
A dark part of this town
just another innoncent backwoods victim
Society like to put down
You can call me a boozer, or call me a loser
It really doesn't matter to me
I got a bench for snoozin', some sauce to keep boozin'
That's all I need
I keep it comin', sometimes don't know why
I'm gonna do it 'til the day I die
Consider me the duke as I dine in your dumpster
Unsanitary engineer
Baron of the bench the panhandlin' master
Well, I'm pullin' twenty G's a year
I know it ain't much but at least I'm in touch, yeah
With reality
I wouldn't trade no places to be in rat races
No siree
I keep it comin', sometimes don't know why
I'm gonna do it 'til the day I die
Yo, Mr. Trump, can I ask you a question
You got some spare change for me sucker
'Cause I'm down and out and there ain't no doubt
That I am here to stay
Yeah you see me with my brothers
Lyin' in the gutter with my paper bag in hand
Yeah the streets are cold but at least
There's soul all I need
You'll take away my peace of mind
You'll leave me there to rot and die
But look again, my careless frind
The world you live is just a lie
It's a give and take, the more the fake
The more the pain, the more you lose
So live your life, don't take no sides
N' seize the day and drink your booze

written by Klaus Eichstadt, Roger Lahr and Whitfield Crane

Suburban white alcoholic trash
We ain't glam and we ain't trash
We're victims of a society
That fucks with me about sobriety
They say don't drink this and don't drink that
'cause it does a little more than just make you fat
It's a serious disease that you learn about in school
And if your dad's an alcoholic then you'll be one too
Now my mom and dad don't have a clue
That the one-fifty-one is now eighty proof
And all the times I borrowed the car
Not as a ride but as a shitface bar
Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane
Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same
Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker, it's the best!
Weekend comes and my parents are gone
It's time to party once I mow the lawn
Havin' fun ain't that a fact
It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac
Invite everyone and your neighbors too
It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n roll zoo
But don't be blabbin' it around my mother
But invite everyone and your skate rat brother
Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane
Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same
Whiplash liquor, makes you sicker, it's the best!