> An elaborate taleSo convincingly realThings can seem so amazing'Til you get up closeAnd see they're no big dealLike the stars in the skyOr the one on the stageJust a big ball of gasAnd a regular guyFresh out of minimum wageIn a jackalope space, on a jackalope highI'm staring you down, creepy jackalope eyeMany things in this lifeAre not what they appearYeah, I look like a hareBut if you stop and you stareI'm related to a deerI got a jackalope face, I'm a jackalope guyAnd I'm staring you down, creepy jackalope eyeIs it so hard to imagineIs it so hard to believeSomething so outrageousSomething so far fetchedWell how 'bout Adam and Eve?I know you gotta have faithI know the need to hopeBut the truth is always in placeIt's right in front of my faceThe mighty jackalope, yeahIn a jackalope space, on a jackalope highI'm staring you down, creepy jackalopeAnd I'm staring down, creepy jackalopeAnd I'm staring you down, creepy jackalope eyeFreaky jackalope eye, creepy jackalope eyeCreepy jackalope eye
