Steve Vai [Guitar]

Ya know, Steve, I wish we could just always have fun, and never, never, ever have to be sad. And just always smile and laugh, and sing, and play. And just always be having so, so, so, so, so much fun. And, never cry, never be sad, never have to frown, never have anybody mad at us. Just always having fun; always laughing, and laughing loud, and getting other people to laugh, too. And have so much fun and never, never, never be sad for any reason. And if anyone would ever try to make us sad (or mad), we wouldn't be. Because we would just be too glad. And then we would make everyone else glad because our "Gladdys" would be so big, everyone else would have to be glad, too. And, Steve, I never, ever wanna cry, and I know you don't either. And I hope that we will never, never have to cry. And if we just laugh a real lot, and laugh loud 'n' hard and long, we will never, ever have to cry. And if anyone tries to make us cry, we will make them laugh instead; we will make them glad and we will keep them from feeling bad, and we will never be sad, 'cause it's so fun to be happy, and I always wanna be happy with you Steve, and I never want it to be a cloudy day. I always want the sun to shine. And even if one day the sun doesn't shine, we'll pretend the sun is shining. And we'll be so happy, and we'll just laugh and laugh anyway. And pretty soon, all the dark clouds will go away. Because we can't have those dark clouds, no! We will always be happy, and having fun instead. And if it should ever start to rain little drops of rain, we will pretend it isn't raining. We will go inside and pretend there's no rain, and sure enough, our gladness will make all the rain go away.

("They told me I was gonna get a balloon.")

And, Steve, you and I are so happy; and, and, Steve, we will just take our happiness with us everywhere. We could go into bad neighborhoods where very sad and very bad people live. But we'd make them happy, and they would be sad or bad anymore. And we would walk the streets of the worst places in the world, and make everyone so happy. Why, why, we could go to New York, and make all the people in New York so happy. Why, we could even go to Tokyo. Why, Steve, we could go to all the big cities, all over the world, making people happy wherever we go. And make 'em laugh and make 'em sing.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-. Make them sing. So many little, come on everybody sing along with me now; just everybody go, do-do do dodo do do, do-do-do; whatever you feel like singing; just go do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do do do do do, etc...

Do you think you can fool me?
Do you think you can lie to my face?
Do you think I believe you?
Well, what you tell me is a total waste

Do you think you can use me?
I bet you think that you are great
Do you think you can get away with murder?
I think you can use a kick in the face

Eh - you can fool some of the people some of the time
And you can fool most of the people all of the time
Ah - you can fool a few of the people none of the time
But you cant fool me any of the time

So I sit and I eat a TV dinner
I watch an old funny Marx Brothers movie
And a flash comes across my TV screen
And its you in all of your glory

You like to tell me about brutal murders
You make me choke on my pasgetti
Korean airlines that was shot down by the Russians
You even show the dead peoples families crying

Well, you can gross out some of the people some of the time
Eh - you can gross out most of the people none of the time
Most of the people like to get grossed out all of the time
Aint that right
But you make me sick every time, every time

I see your face is laced with a new kind of taste
Its great the way you waste all that space
Youre right, its night and I shouldnt go outside
But if a stiletto stabs me
Itll make your job so exciting
If a razor cut me
You can give them something worth watching

We interrupt this song to bring you a special news bulletin. Hello, this is Wilma Wasko, anchorwoman at the Eyewitness News Center in New York. Hey - do I have your attention? Look at me, me, me (etc.) Im on TV. Check this out, ladies and gents. This is good stuff, real good stuff, real good-good-good-good-good-good great stuff.

The two bodies of Trisha and Connie... (uh, what was their last name?) (That doesnt matter, anyway). The bodies of two young school children were discovered today buried in the Carle Place Rushmore Grade School playground at ten oclock this morning. Despite the semi-decayed carcasses of the young school girls (who were found to be 10 and 11 years old), the autopsy report shows that the girls were brutally raped, strangled, beaten and stabbed excessively. Young Trisha was reported to have at least 27 stab wounds in the chest and stomach area, with severe stabbings in the neck, head and eyes. Young Connie was found to have a severed left leg and heart displacement. And it is this doctors opinion that anal sex was performed on the dead bodies after the brutal, slaughterous act was done. Details at 10.

The junk that you feed to my children
Is junk that you believe in
I dont care about crooked politicians
I dont wanna see someone bleeding while Im eating

And when you review a motion picture
You like to kill the actors and writers
You do this to feed your own ego
So your own life wont seem so damn miserable

Well, you could screw some of the people some of the time
And you do screw most of the people all-a-da time
Ah - you could screw a few-a-da people a couple of times
But you cant screw me any of the time, any of the time...

Youre lookin for trouble
Youve come to the right place
Come on baby, smack the smegma
All across the place because...

I took little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body. Yes I did. I really did. It was all over your body. Eh, your body looked like a road map, and my best friend got so confused, he thought you were doubting Thomas and put his fingers in your holes that I left there after I beat you up with an axe.

I looked at you and I suppose that youd like to stick a pair of speakers in my throat because you dont like the way I speak. Of course you dont. Why dont you put me in overdrive and well get in treble. Well have triplets together. Well have to talk to the staff about it. Oh, Im so flat; Im so flat; Im so flat; Im so flat.

Ah, youre under arrest. Youre under arrest. Youre under arrest for smiling in Sector V, now; dont step across the line. Take off your clothes. Put your buttocks in your pocket and spread your hands. Now bend over. Now bend over. Bend over, bend over and spread those cheeks. Bend over and spread those cheeks. Bend over and spread those cheeks. Bend over and spread those cheeks. Im going to insert my notes from an isotope that I scored off Einstein while he peeled off his pimples with plutonium. Why cant he perform the way he did earlier? (Well, Ill tell you). Whats wrong with him? Hes lost his style; hes lost his spunk; hes no good; hes funk. He smells like a cowbell. He has the personality of a road accident. He has the IQ of salamander sweat. And he smells like stale cat piss shoved intravenously through the IV of an aging welfare patient. Welfare, all fare, were all fair on this universe, and Ive got a ticket to ride you any time I want because Im abusive. Dont cry at me with your wah-wah pedal. Dont plug in your amplifier and tell me you paid your dues. Dont tell me you went for this guys act and you went for your own fame. Dont tell me that Im to blame.

And I took little pieces of seaweed. I took little pieces of seaweed. I took little pieces of seaweed. I took little, I took little pieces of seaweed. Pieces of seaweed. I took little pieces of seaweed. Pieces of. I took little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body. Yes I did. I really did. It was all over your body. Eh, eh, your body looked like a road map, and my best friend got so confused, he thought you were a doubting Thomas and he put his fingers in your holes that I left there after I beat you up with an axe. And he put you in the car, and he drove you down to Sylmar to meet this guy who used to play for the big guy. You know, the big guy. Ill be Frank with ya, ya know. (Snork) But, no. It wasnt good enough for her. She wanted a sensitive guy. So I fuckin tok her out to the beach and I put some sandpaper in the KY Jelly -- because you always hurt the ones you love. (Oh, thats why you beat her up with an axe). I let the pelicans, I let the pelicans, have their way with her. (Im over here, Shorts. Here Shorts...). And I threatened her with a pelican. I threatened her with a pelican. Dont tell me that Im to blame. Ya tell me, tell me, tell me, ya tell me youre so good; you tell me youre so fine; you tell me youre so wonderful; you tell me youre sublime. You tell me youre so good; you tell me youre so fine; you tell me youre so wonderful; you tell me youre sublime, sublime, sublime, sublime, sublime. Eh ha, eh ha, ha, ha, eh, ha ha...

And he judges. He judges. He says whats good and whats right, and whats good and whats right, and whats good and whats right, and whats good as whats right. He says, This product will sell many units in that demographical area. And I took little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body. Yes I did; yes I did; yes I did; yes I did....

I'll hold you so tightly
That you'll never suspect
That I may not always care
'Cause I live to deceive womans
Who are so lonely

I'm the Beast of Love
And you just got in my way.

At the end of this night
You'll not care to admit
That the time has come
To call it a day
Women won't believe my kisses
Are just like Satan's lies

I'm the Beast of Love
And your love is old and grey

Left by the lions
Torn by the hounds
Picked by the vultures
Scattered on the ground
You wouldn't have fallen
But your eyes were above
The belly of the Beast of Love

We walked the sands at sunset
Oh, what a dickens of a time we had
A time to laugh, a time to talk
We had so much fun
For a moment I nearly forgot
That I'm the Beast of Love
And you are my helpless prey

Left by the lions
Torn by the hounds
Picked by the vultures
Scattered on the ground
You wouldn't have fallen
But your eyes were above

The belly of the Beast of Love
The belly of the Beast of Love

You didn't break it
You didn't break it
You didn't break my heart when you split
You only cracked it just a bit

Somethin's changed
Though I know my heart ain't plastic
I guess through the years it's grown
A little more elastic

'Cause this time cryin' time
Didn't last as long
And my heart just needed minor repairs
And it feels pretty strong
(Feels pretty strong)
And it's movin' right along

You didn't break it
You didn't break it
You didn't break my heart when you split
You only cracked it just a bit

You didn't break it
You didn't break it
You didn't break it
You didn't break my heart

Losin' love, it used to crush me
Now it doesn't
I just figured it was meant to be
Or it wasn't

So if you wanna know
Now that you're gone, the shape I'm in
You never clipped the wings of my heart
It's gonna fly again.

You didn't break it
You didn't break it
You didn't break my heart when you split
You only cracked it just a bit

You didn't break it
You didn't break it
You didn't break it
You didn't break my heart

I got somethin' that keeps me goin'
I got a habit of comin' around, honey
You didn't run me off the highway
You only slowed me down

Instrumental

Some spoken words in between

Instrumental

With some oooo's in between

I didn't even know what I was doing
Didn't even know what I was saying
I felt my face and it was inside out
Well I could hear the blood rushing through my brain
And I could see tiny lights shootin' from my veins
And little voices in a swarm

Throat is like a fireplace
Tongue is like a razor blade
Illuminated before me
Looks to me like little honey bees

Well they were neat and sweet
with nectar dripping from their cheeks
It sounded like this...
No really, just like that
But they they danced it sounded like this...

It was dark and I was freakin'
Somebody seduced me into sex
My body moved like drop frame video
My hips looked like this...

It feels pretty good, though
Feels good though, feels good!

And when that feeling you always get
Well it made me make a mess
And I was left in a puddle of...
Honey

In the distance I could hear
Words of wisdom whizzing by my ear
So I shut my brain
And let the filth run down the drain
My inner eye revealed the queen bee
With a turban wrapped around her head
Shaking her fist at me, she was angry
And it sounded like this...

When I awoke I thought I'd died
I actually did but not inside
I lay there swimming in a pool of scum and smut
that my ego threw up

Now I walk on water
Now I see the light

And if you see my friend the queen
Then you'll be alright

Instrumental

Some spoken words at the beginning and end

Endless time is arriving in this lost and found
What is now was always but never seemed to be
In the breath of a heartbeat the walls tumble down
An elusive light and sound enraptured me

But I remain in my body
Words fail to describe what we feel when we die inside

God only knows what we're feeling
when the lights grow dim
Is there really a voice inside
in the silent within

Torn apart by a twister of greed lust and pride
When I bleed it's a need to be one with you
Why is anger so hungry and love so blind
Why do we hurt when we cry
Well God only knows what we're dreaming
in our ultimate sin
Do we really hide anything
in the silent within
Silent within, within

Ohh hide in your darkness
And I'm dreaming today
Only for a moment would you hear
Oh slow me down
Run away
God only knows and He ain't talkin'
In the sound and the light and the life

There's no end to the bottom when we start to fall,
There's no top to the high when we want to climb
And this heart is a prison bound by chains of gold
Wherein lies the keys

God only knows how we're falling
While reaching for Him
In this vacuum of time and space
in the silent within
God only knows
within

It's a drop from the ocean
A star from the sky
A grain of sand from the earth
A tear from an eye

When the light is before us
And shines in our life
In the silent within
God only knows

Words fall silent when no one will hear
Emotions are deadly when there's too much to fear
Touch a feeling and we feel again
To know the pleasure, we must know the pain

I'm going down for the last time
Open your eyes

Who's gonna hear you when you're callin'
And who's gonna catch you when you're fallin'
Who's gonna trust you
Well I'll be around for a while

And who's gonna heal you when you're bleeding
And who's gonna give to you when you're needing
And who's gonna love you
Well I'll be around for a while

When love lies bleeding only fools are bold
They search for pennies in a pot of gold
Faith is dying when no one's to trust
But your soul is crying
And it's glorious

It's coming down to the last time
Open your heart

Who's gonna hear you when you're callin'
And who's gonna catch you when you're fallin'
And who's gonna laugh with you
Well I'll be around for a while

And who's gonna warm you when you're freezing
And who's gonna hold you when you're screaming
And who's gonna promise you
to be around for a while

There you stand, drowning in the rain
Kidding yourself the wind don't sting
And all this time the thing you want is calling to you

I dig the way you take that storm
While spitting in the face of right and wrong
Well you could let down your defenses
When you're in my arms

You could my face
in my arms
You could dream on and on
in my arms
You would never be alone
in my arms
You could cry like a child
in my arms

Who's gonna hear you when you're callin'
And who's gonna catch you when you're fallin'
And who's gonna trust you
Well I'll be around for a while

And who's gonna mend you when you're broken
And who's gonna find you when you're stolen
And who will always love you
I'll be around for a while

And who's gonna shield you when it's rainin'
And who's gonna kneel with you when you're prayin'
Who's gonna feel for you
Well I will, I'll be around for a while

Who's gonna help you when you're tryin'
And who's gonna hold you when you're dyin'
Who's gonna beg you
To be around for a while

Can you hear me can you feel me in the darkness
I can hear you and I can feel you in the darkness
And it's good

Can you see my mind, can you feel how I use it
And if I let you in will you try not to abuse it?

However deep you go be aware we are binding at the skin
And when we're soul to soul you'll never know where I end and you begin
Save the sentiment for that storm that we call Life
Leave the dreck behind you and put me in your sight

Here I am giving you my everything
And here we stand at the start of a better way

If I could search your heart
I would treasure every universe that I found
Like a work of art
Its beauty is boundless and profound

After letting go
All your secrets are sacred in my keep
And everything I know
Will lie defenseless and naked at your feet

Breathe deep to relieve all your weary flesh and blood
Remember these visions when your other world comes undone

Here I am I give you my everything
And here we stand at the start of a better way

Here I am I offer you my everything
And here we stand at the start of a better way
Here I am
Here I am

A droplet falls
Like a moment from forever
Precious, sweet and tender
As a baby's heart

Fall from grace
Into the raging darkness
Just to find the way
Back to its lover's arms

And through this fate they never understand
Just how endless the sea

In this never-ending world
Everything keeps on reincarnating
In this shapeless world
Something flashes through your head when
You close your eyes

It's hard to fnd
That silent peace of mind
They die to be

And when you find the something
Reach out your hand
No need to be afraid

(Chorus)
Alive in an asian sky
So high to forever fly

If you have fun with me
A beautiful light lights the way
Now what lacks is a little bit of courage
So please push this little back

And this God they don't understand
Why what is should be

I lose my shape and you lose your shape and
Both os us ascend to the sky beyond
And become the rain and fall to the eath
And give life to a new beginning

Try to hide
In the Illusion that they fight
And die to be

And when the flower blooms
Give it a smile
no need to be alone

Alive

(Chorus)

A dark night
In a cold city
Hell in the air
Dreams have stopped and love is dead
Desperation
Nobody goes to sleep
Because everybody's dreams were dead
Or frozen

Oh pray...
For your soul
Come
Come

All the people's dreams were held prisoner
It is time for the fall from grace, the fall into fire
We must get down hard into our souls
Now purge

Oh, there ain't no life nowhere

Hail the power of Bombos

Now... they can dream again

Dream again

She never knew how cold it gets
Alone in a city she never will forget
As tears seem to fall like lead
Into his silent and empty bed
They were never meant to be alone
In two cities they never could call home

And all his letters she holds to her breast
So his words she could breathe into herself...
And they said...

We could go live in a city down under
Where all the sun shines and people are good
And the melodies flow in rainbows of colors
And we'll dance in the silvery light of the moon
We could be drinking the light of the moon
Of the moon

Without him her days are dark
And she can't see the sun rise or even the stars
He stares into her picture frame
Remembering her laughing while running in the rain
And he regrets the things he said
That broke her down the day that she left

But life's too precious to let it slip away
And now her message is clear as a bell...
And it says...

We could go live in a city down under
Where all the sun shines and people are good
And the melodies flow in rainbows of colors
And we'll dance in the silvery light of the moon
We could be drinking the light of the moon
Of the moon

And it says...
We could go live in a city down under
Where all the sun shines and people are good
And the melodies flow in rainbows of colors
And we'll dance in the silvery light of the moon
We could be drinking the light

We could go live in a city down under
Where all the sun shines and people are good
And the melodies flow in rainbows of colors
And we'll dance in the silvery light of the moon
We could be drinking the light of the moon
Of the moon

Everybody's a dreamer
And everybody's a star
And everybody's in movies
It doesn't matter who you are
There are stars in every city
In every house and on every street
And if you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Their names are written in concrete

Don't step on Greta Garbo
As you walk down the boulevard
She looks so weak and fragile
That's why she tried to be so hard
But they turned her into a princess
And they sat her on a throne
But she turned her back on stardom
Because she wanted to be alone

You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of
People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame
Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain

Rudolph Valentino
Looks very much alive
And he looks up ladies' dresses
As they sadly pass him by
Avoid stepping on Bela Lugosi
'Cause he's liable to turn and bite
But stand close by Bette Davis
Because hers was such a lonely life

If you covered him with garbage
George Sanders would still have style
And if you stamped on Mickey Rooney
He would still turn 'round and smile
But please don't tread on dearest Marilyn
'Cause she's not very tough
She should have been made of iron or steel
But she was only made of flesh and blood

You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of
People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame
Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain

Everybody's a dreamer
And everybody's a star
And everybody's in show-biz
It doesn't matter who you are
And those who are successful
Be always on your guard
Success walks hand in hand with failure
Along Hollywood Boulevard

I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show
A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
'Cause celluloid heroes never feel any pain
And celluloid heroes never really die

You can see all the stars as you walk along Hollywood Boulevard
Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of
People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame
Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain

La la la la, la la la la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la la la la

Oh, celluloid heroes never feel any pain
Oh, celluloid heroes never really die

I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show
A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain
And celluloid heroes never really die

The time had come when it was done
And I was made into this world
Damned to be for eternity bound
By immortal coil
And it's so sad how I'm driven madBy my human innocence
As I consume the forbidden fruit
That flows under the skin
You could be a poor boy
Or you could be a rich little girl
I am a slave to what I need
And I need you to bleed
Let me feel your love blood
Burning through my veins
I wanna feel your love blood
Rushing to my brain
I can hear your love blood
Calling out my name
I wanna feel your luscious love blood
Dripping from my face
Come to me with a symphony
In the beating of your heart
A fragile flower for me to devour
As I hold you in my arms
And Agony is haunting me
After I carry out my curse
So I search for God the elusive façade
As I crawl into the dirt
You could be a poor boy
Or you could be a rich little girl
I am insane for what I need
And I need you to bleed
Let me feel your love blood
Burning through my veins
I wanna feel your love blood
Rippin' up my brain
I can hear your love blood
Calling out my name
I wanna feel your luscious love blood
Dripping from my face

Instrumental

Some dialogue from the movie Crossroads at the beginning

Instrumental

Spoken words at the beginning:
Well, well, well. Who sent you here?
Can't talk, little man? (laughs)
Bet ya can't play none, either!

Spoken words:

You might be a king or a real street sweeper
But sooner or later you dance with the reaper

Get down with your bad self

I love show business, he he ha ha ha

Bill: I’m Bill S. Preston, Esq.! And this is Ted "Theodore" Logan!
B&T: And we are Wyld Stallyns!
DeNomolos: I am DeNomolos. Now . . . what is your mission?
Evil Bill: First we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Evil Ted: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Bill: He’s totally a robot!
Evil Ted: So are you, dude!
Evil Bill: Whoa, we’re total metalheads!
DeNomolos: Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band!
Evil B&T: Death to Bill and Ted!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready?
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
DeNomolos: You fools!
Evil B&T: Yeah, totally!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready?
Evil Ted: I’ve got a full on robot chubby.

Evil B&T: How’s it goin’, Bill and Ted?
Bill: Ted... it’s us again!
Ted: Whoa!
Bill: You’re metal, dude!
Evil Bill: I know! Check it out! We’re totally gonna kill you now!
B&T: Whoa...
Evil Bill: Ha ha ha!
Ted: Dudes, even though you’re doing this, we... we...
Bill: We love you!
Evil B&T: Fags!
Bill: You dick, Bill!
Evil Bill: I know! Let’s waste ‘em.
B&T: Aaaahhhhh!!!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Rufus: Bogus
Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted!
B&T: No way!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Rufus: Bogus
Bill: Yeah!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Rufus: Bogus
Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted!
B&T: No way!
Evil Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me!

Ted: Bill, what happened?
Bill: Ted, we’re dead, dude!
B&T: Whoa!
Ted: Who are you?
Bill: Ted, it’s the Grim Reaper, dude!
Ted: Oh. How’s it hangin’, Death? We’ve got to get back to the babes!
Bill: Ted, we can’t . . . we’re dead, dude!
Ted: We’ve got to stop those evil us’s! We’ve gotta try!
Bill: But how?
B&T: Melvin!
Reaper: They melvined me!

Ted: Dude, I totally broke a rock!*
Bill: Excellent!*
Ted: I kinda like this* . . . Who’s that?
Bill: Ted, who do you think it is?
Ted: How’s it goin’, Beelzebub? Excellent rocks!*
Bill: We totally broke some.*
Ted: Okay, can we go now?
B&T: Whoa!
Bill: Thanks dude! You know, you’ve got a bad rap.
Colonel Oates: Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell!
Ted: Dude.
Bill: What?
Ted: I think we’re in our own personal hell!
Easter bunny: You stole Deacon’s Easter basket!
Little Ted: No way!
Granny S. Preston, Esq: How about a kiss?
Little Bill: Bogus!
Bill: You ugly red source of all evil!
Granny S. Preston, Esq: All I want is one! Right on the lips!
Colonel Oates: Get back here!
B&T: AHHHHHH!!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!!!!
Bill: That was non-non-non-non heinous!

Evil Bill: You suck, dude!*
Bill: Do something else, dude!*
Ted: Yeah!*
Bill: Not bad, dude!
B&T: Excellent!

Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts!
Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Ted inside Captain Logan: Excellent!
Bill inside Sergeant: I totally believe you, dude!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts!
Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad!
Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed!
Evil Bill: That’s right, lesser developed human prototype us’s!*
Bill: Let’s get ‘em, Ted!
Ted: Ahhhhh, yeah, no!
Colonel Oates: Get ‘em Granny!
B&T: We’ve got to face them.
Colonel Oates: Now get going!
Various moans and groans of fears being defeated.

Bill: Kiss your fears, dudes!
Ted: Or offer ‘em a honeybun or something. And they’ll get smaller and maybe they’ll even go away!*
Bill: Yeah, they’re not that bad, dude. So don’t get programmed by anybody but yourself!*
B&T: Let’s rock!
Rufus: And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones!
Evil B&T: Catch you later, Bill & Ted!
Colonel Oates crying.

Spoken dialogue:

She: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
He: What?
She: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
He: ?
She: Can YOU show ME where the campus is?
He: Yeah, sure

Oh, how I love him
But he just doesn't see

Tall and tan and young and handsome
The boy from Ipanema goes walking
And when he passes
Each girl he passes goes - ah

When he walks
He's like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when he passes each girl
He passes goes - ah

Ooh, but I watch him so sadly
How can I tell him I love him
Yes I would give my heart gladly
But each day
When he walks to the sea
He looks straight ahead, not at me

Tall, and tan, and young and handsome
The boy from Ipanema goes walking
And when he passes goes - ah

I smile - but he doesn't see (doesn't see)
He just doesn't see, he never sees me

Instrumental

Vocals (not really lyrics) by Jullian Vai

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Instrumental

Spoken words at the end:
You are doing fine
We're at the beginning of the end

I could read your mind and all its freakish desires
A full on femme fatale with an elegant face of fire
Through the haze of your senses and your defenses
God only knows how long it is till you hit the bottom
but that's all right
I'll get you through paradise

Don't need your wings
For the Queen
Little alligator

From the fangs the poison is so sweetly injected
The words that fall from your tongue are so filthy
your mouth must be infected
Not a man but not quite a lady
Hopelessly androgenous
Hell only knows how hot it gets down south of the border
but that's all right
Your secret is safe tonight

There is no shame
Glory and fame
For little alligators

In the jungle it's comin' down
For those who live in the lost and found
Can't mistake your attitude so heavy
Now get over here

You can hang your image in a brand new dimention
Cause I don't even think your mirror understands your reflection
But that's all right as long as you're not uptight
And in your brain
Its all the same

Little alligator

And though the sun goes down
The fever you adore is burning in your breast
Helpless in the fall from paradise into your bed
For here it is sown, in time we forget what is man

Don't let your body cry
This game of love is war
And I'm already dead

You say- Hold me down and wash away
This hunger from my flesh
And make me reborn in sweet innocence
Come on and make me live

It's voodoo that you possess
(Your heaven is danger)
Deny your dark side, I know
All about your secret life
Oh Eve

And so the moon is high
I see that love is blind
To the fire in your eyes

As our garden fiercely burns
We have no place to hide
Naked and cold running from the wind
Now wrapped in skin

It's voodoo that you possess
(Your heaven is danger)
Deny your dark side, I know
All about your secret life

It's voodoo that you possess
(Your heaven is danger)
Behind those lucid eyes
The shadow of the serpent lies
Oh Eve
All about Eve

And though the sun goes down
The mortals never know

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