MC Hammer

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump!

Just when I thought could I hit another one
So up jumps see me with the pumps and a bump
All stiggitty stiggity girls, getting on my good nerves
Looking like ice cream ready to be served
Wreck it, check it, can I get in it
If you wanna kick it with a G baby here's me
Cause I come equipped, I'm a pimp, a slippity slip, I suppose you take a trip

Pumps and a bump, now many say a big butt
But if you're hip you know that it's a phone crud
It's making the brothers go crazy in the 2-G
Shake like a bottle girl fine as wine G
So when I here I got a step (to a fine thing)
Never been a coward (cause it's a eastside thing)
Just step right up to the girl with the big butt
Tell her what's up you got the pumps and a bump

Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life there's a girl fucking tight!
Ladies! All everyone there's a man who is tight who can hit it all night!
We gotta get the pumps!

I don't like 'em stiggity fat! (No!)
I like 'em stiggity stacked (Yeah!)
You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back (Awwww!)
So when you hear the rump shaking on the dance floor
Keep you bottling get your eyes and get hypnotized
But a nigga like me will dance up to some chopping and chewing
Keep em bottling you know I keep 'em bobbing
I put my fingerprints all over that rump
I'm guilty as hell but I love the pumps and the bump! (Ow!)

You can't touch this (Repeat 5x)
My my my music hits me so hard
Makes me say Oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this (Repeat 3x)
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Hammer time!

You can't touch this (Repeat 4x)
Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this (Repeat 8x)

You can't touch this You can't touch this
You can't touch this You can't touch this
My my my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
I told you homeboy You can't touch this
Yeah that's how we living and you know
You can't touch this
Look at my eyes, man You can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
You can't touch this
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that,
now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you You can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
You can't touch this
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka
You can't touch this
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer
you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this
Break it down... Stop,
Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove
to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves,
fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump,
bump, bump
Yeah... You can't touch this
Look, man You can't touch this
You better get hype, boy,
because you know You can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down... Stop,
Hammer time!
- 간 주 중 -
You can't touch this
Break it down... Stop,
Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor
and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world,
from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer,
MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this...

You can't touch this (Repeat 5x)
My my my music hits me so hard
Makes me say Oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this (Repeat 3x)
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Hammer time!

You can't touch this (Repeat 4x)
Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this (Repeat 8x)

You can't touch this (Repeat 5x) My my my music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh my Lord" Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet It feels good when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh you can't touch I told you homeboy (You can't touch this) Yeah that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this) Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this) Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this) Fresh new kicks, advance You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance So move, outta your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rolling, hold on Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall them back Let 'em know, that you're too much And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch Yo, I told you (You can't touch this) Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this) Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this) Give me a song, or rhythm Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em Now, they know You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show That's hype, and tight Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe Or a tape, to learn What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn The charts? Legit Either work hard or you might as well quit That's word because you know... You can't touch this (Repeat 3x) Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time! Go with the funk, it is said That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair This is it, for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move, slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump Yeah... (You can't touch this) Look, man (You can't touch this) You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this) Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this) Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Hammer time! You can't touch this (Repeat 4x) Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time! Every time you see me The Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this? With others making records that just don't hit I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer" And the rest can go and play You can't touch this (Repeat 8x)

They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
Now I was cold coolin',
you know [maxin' and relaxin']
Just kickin' it around the house
When a knock, a knock,
a knock and a voice yo!
Can Hammer come out? [what's up?]
Now I don't mind [mind] being a friend
And showin' a little bit of flava [flava]
But Wednesday, Pugsley,
Gomez, Fester [oh man]
Man, them some strange neighbours
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
I remember the day I needed to borrow
A little bit of pepper [for my chicken]
The next thing you know, comin' at me
Was a hand with the fingers
high steppin' [I'm witcha]
Now I tried to play it along [you know]
And act like I was havin' a ball [ha ha]
But what do I see [yo]
a perm with feet [Cousin It]
Standin' about three feet tall [I'm outta here]
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
Speakin' and thinkin' about the Addams
You know the Hammer is with it [I'm with it]
Act a fool, no bones,
Swooop, Goofy and Randy
You know we kick it [the posse]
Now is the time to get in your mind
It's OK to be yourself [be yourself]
Take foolish pride and put it aside
Like the Addams, yo!
they def [that's a family!]
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
[Addams] Too legit
[Addams] Too legit
[Addams] Too legit [Who's too legit?]
[The Addams Family]
[You know what I'm sayin', the Addams]
[Addams] Too legit [oh yeah]
[Addams] Too legit
[talkin' 'bout the Addams now]
[Addams] Too legit
[I'm saying it's the Addams now]
[Yo! take me to the bridge]
[Thank you Fester]
Oh yeah, yeah
Oh, this is the Addams
groove right here, ha ha
[Addams] yeah yeah
[Addams] just like that
[Addams] oh yeah
You know you gotta fully understand
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
[Addams] Too legit
[Addams] Too legit
[Addams] Too legit
I'm tellin' you I saw the hand
[The Addams Family] Thing, man, I saw
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family] It's the Addams
Yeah, thank you Fester,
I needed to go back to the bridge again
Thank you, thank you, now check this out
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]
They do what they wanna do,
say what they wanna say
Live how they wanna live,
play how they wanna play
Dance how they wanna dance,
kick and they slap a friend
[The Addams Family]

Too legit... Too legit to quit (three times) Sweat running all over my chest (chest) i don't quit no! I just press harder (Yea!) than i ever did before going for The dreams that i have in store in my mind (mind) and i know That i'm makin it i gotta get mine and nobody's takin it away (No!) cause hammer don't play that you try to get mine boy you better step back freeze (freeze) cause You don't want none i hustle for my muscle and you look Weak son (real weak) yea!... i'm goin for all that i can get Kickin at the top cause i'm too legit to quit...sing!... Chorus Too legit... Too legit to quit (hey...hey...) Too legit...too legit... Too legit to quit...(hey...) Too legit... Too legit to quit (too legit...) too legit... too legit to quit... when i feel high post don't you play me close a dig 'em smack a get you back and i'll hit with a dose of oaktown power and charge you by the hour i'm shakin like a quake and funks get devoured i choose to abuse, misuse and confuse competitors who think they're makin up all the rules, fools in the game lame and insane it's a shame i gotta do this but i remain the same unchanged gettin better never known as a sweater kickin it at the top cause i got myself together so roll with a guy who's physical and fit knows the time and too legit to quit...sang! Repeat chorus x2 step to the rhythm of a sho-nuff winner (winner) i been here before (yo!) i ain't no beginner (word) but i been new tried and true survival of the fittest yo!..it brought me through my crew (talk) we're ready to strike trained for the mission so believe the hype and sweat it (sweat it) cause you're gonna regret it the day that you dissed us you'll wish you never met us you remind me of a real short story one hit record and you star to bore me get ready cause this is it your crew is through and we too legit to quit...sang!... chorus Too legit... Too legit to quit...Too legit... Too legit to quit Too legit... Too legit to quit...Too legit... Too legit to quit get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...(many times) my people we don't know defeat we crush the strong and percolate the weak daily (everyday) we make our moves to improve our groove because we love to rule where we lay yo!..(Yo!) work and play we started at the bottom and now we're leading the way and yea!..(yea!) i'm havin a fit kickin it at the top because i'm too legit to quit...sang!... chorus hey...hey...hey...hey... too legit to quit.. too legit to quit.. we're rolling on...we're rolling on...we're rolling on...we're rolling on... he's on top...he's on top...he's on top...he's on top... goin to burn it up...goin to burn it up...goin to burn it up... goin to burn it up... too legit to quit...too legit to quit we're rollin on..hey..hey..hey...too legit. chorus to fade

That's word
we pray pray pray
We got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word we pray
All my life I wanted to
make it to the top
That's word we pray
Some said I wouldn't
They told me no
but I didn't stop
That's word we pray
Working hard making
those movies everyday
That's word we pray
And on my knees every night
you know I pray
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word we pray
Now I just think that you
Can do what ever you want
That's word we pray
I'm bustin' these rhymes
Making this money and
I won't
That's word we pray
Forget my people or
may town or my ways
That's word we pray
And on my knees every night
I'm still gonna pray
That's word we pray pray
Ah yeah we pray pray
we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word we pray
Time and time and time
and time and time again
That's word we pray
I kept on knocking but
These people wouldn't
let me in
That's word we pray
I tried and tried and tried
and tried to make a way
That's word we pray
But nothing happened till
that day that I prayed
That's word we pray pray
Ah yeah we pray pray
we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word we pray
Childrem dying oh so fast
from this or that
That's word we pray
Needing that money
working that dopes
doing that crack
That's word we pray
Ten years old stand outside
Better look out
That's word we pray
Dead and gone never
had a chance
What's it all about
That's word we pray pray
ah yeah we pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word we pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word we pray
On a mission start to doubt
here we go
That's word we pray
Kicking back
read these words
we need to know
That's word we pray
Living high living good
living long
That's word we pray
Take a minute bust a prayer
And you're good to go
That's word we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray pray
ah yeah we pray pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word we pray
We're sending this one
out to the Lord
And we thank you and
we know we need to pray
Cause all the blessings
that are good
they come from above
And once again we want
To say thank you to the Lord
with all our love
we are yeah
That's word we pray pray
pray

pray pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray
pray pray

pray pray
That's word we pray

That's word we pray

That's word we pray
pray pray
That's word we pray
pray pray
That's word we pray
That's word we pray

one mo' time, Hey! I gotta get my, get my one mo time! +4

I'm goin fo' mine, one mo time. I'm gettin my goals accomplised while the others sit back and wind. And none of y'all can fade me so don't even try, cause i'm the best at what I do and i'm a tell you why. So you see i'm too legit too ever quit, I started gaining momentum when they put me in the mix. You'll feel my power, The stage i'll burn it up. So put it on the hammer, then people'll burn it up, to the records who tryed to diss this is on yo face, i'll turn this mutha out leave you lookin disgraced. Bet you can't touch, and now you regret fo calling yourself a pet instead of something wet. Now brothers went long, it's still the same song, while people rollin' on, your crew is gone. You know I got it started with a kickin' gold rhyme, suckas betta' pray cause it's hammertime. One mo' time.

Chorus +4

Check I peepin over there if the fellows give me ten minutes, i'll bet you i'll be in em', Cause growin on the high street taught me how to get em'. I grew on em' so tight i'm known to hight em' and quit em'. See I step to her, She's mine in a matter of minutes, It ain't how long you talk it's what you put in em'. Spittin this game so cold and you tellin' me that i'm not able to pick up this freak, well you fail to see. The hard nigga is what they call me, and every year i'm at the player's balgee. Whenever i'm next you can prepare to see a show, and whenever it comes to breakin' it up you know i'm lettin em' win the net. And i'm the man in command, so i'm puttin em' in their place, and if she's lookin for handouts then get outta' Hammer's Face. I'm not the type to wine and dine, but i'm freak to blow your mind, so I guess i'm goin fo' mine, one mo' time.

Chorus +4
Hold Now, Take me To The Bay

I'm Gainin momentum from the 90's to the bay, and everywhere I went, I made the people say Heeeeeey! I'm makin' em' all amazed in every phase, and rap fools i gotta serve em', but this time the Hammer gotta hurt em'. State to state after partyin' in Casinos, Doin, and tryin that, lougin in Reno.
I got it started in Bangcock and rocked Barbados, and watched Holyfield know em' out in Vegas. City after City I left the people in shock, You betta' have believed I left the whole place rock. And I love the way that the money just rolls out, fifteen hundred cities every one of em' sold out. Private jets, good times and bad times, suckas be tryin' to diss so i'm comin' with mad rhymes. All of these things often come to mind, but guess what y'all? Here comes the payback to her. Im doin' it one mo' time.

Chorus +11

I'm givin it to em one mo' time. Heeeeey

Dah dah dah

[Chorus: x2]
Sleepin' on a master plan
(Sleepin' on a master plan)

When ya sleepin', yet I'm creepin', ya see
(When ya sleepin', I be creepin')

Check it out
Sleepin' on a master plan, but yet and still
I got skills to come hard like Shaquille
Check the grammar, Slow your roll, Here comes the quick flows
Hammer too legit flows, They need us from the get go
Uh, back in action
Time for some rhymes, For some ends so my pockets'll be fattened
Matter of fact, In a couple minutes I'll be paid again
Another phat lp to be made again
Hammer, Hammer, I am!
Hype like mike, So you can say I'm the

Jam!

Smooth as satin concrete as stone
Take my time to rock a rhyme, Once again it's on
Take two, One two three different M-C's
They really can't see me

Who?

You can't touch this, So rush this oh slow temp flow
MC Hammer, Untouchable mental flow

[Chorus: x4]

I'm too legit to stop, I got more flows to kick

I kicks it, I gets wicked like that and this

It's so many things that's confusing
Ya diss, ya losin', ya don't know the different flows I be using

So uh

Remember, Timber is filmed down
It's time to let em know hammer's comin' back around
So knock knock to the boogie ya don't stop
I got a couple more lines to drop
On the one

Too many underestimated

On the two

They can't believe what I created

Am I smooth?

I don't think so

And that's too real

Can ya feel it?

I drop hits like Holyfield

Damn

Take my time before I start composing
It's like this, It's like this is how it goes and
Now ya know whenever ya seein' the hammer rollin'
Bet he roll, Hold I roll rollin' through Oakland, Oakland

[Chorus: x4]

Now

I done seen a lotta people go from one to ten

Really dough

Hammer'll wreck it from beginning to end
Comin' direct, Check yourself or get checked
Step, I kicks back and I collect
I recollect, That my technique is tight
It's unknown what the average M-C might write
I'm ice colder, So diss at me, You're going under
Believe me, Ya man ain't Stevie so don't wonder
I hammer M-C's for tryin' to go against this
Me against no six, Or face the consequence
For tryin to get in my position

For all those who're essential, so

To all y'all backwards untalented unactive wanna be hard rap stars

Now is this too much?
The fact that they can't touch this

I'm unmatched, Never mediocre
Tell batman hammer's loonier than joker
Uh, So quick to jump up
That macker fama lama hammer grammar'll have things pumped up
Fool, I thought you knew

What else would you expect from a g that's kickin' game to you?

It's like one two, I'm pretty sure you can't tell it's dope
You try to diss but couldn't see me wit a telescope

[Chorus: x5]

[Repeat: x4]
Sleep wit it, Sleep wit it

Keep sleepin' on a master plan