<i>[Magoo]</i> See, them other crews could not figure me It's the Mag and double-ooh, got that fat CD Buck a crystal, hit a nigga with my blunt Philly Fake MC's getting assed like they eatin chili Only way they seem to rap is if they got a Philly Maybe I'm Nicole Brown, cause you really kill me Got away with hittin me, but you ain't O.J. I'm bout to shake up the world like Cassius Clay When I bumble watch your back cause I sting like bee This ain't the Wild Wild West and you ain't Kool Moe Dee Watch a movie now you think that you really Joe Pesci You don't want beef with me, like a diaper I'm messy
<i>[Timbaland]</i> I'm that laid back brother they call Timbaland I drive a 850 sometimes a 3-2 Mazda van You can catch me standin in my b-boy stance Or catch me at home watchin Who's the Man? They call robber, cause I pack much heat Don't call me now, because they dig the way I speaks I'm like a genie, because I've been trapped in a bottle I've got more stunts, than that nigga Desperado Come follow, a mad brother where'll there be no sun no sun tomorrow, you be sayin, when can we meet? Uhh uhh My offices hours are nine to five Ain't that right Maganoo, Maganoo? Right... right
<i>[Chorus: Magoo]</i>
When the clock strikes, half past two, yeah They'll be dancin, through the night Da-da-da, da, da (HEY!) Da-da-da, da, da (AHH!) Da-da-da, da, da (HEY!) Da da daahhhhhh! (AHH!) <i>[repeat with hey's and ahh's added in regularly throughout]</i>
<i>[Timbaland]</i> Now gimme that... And run with the... (AHH) Party people are you ready for Tim and Maganoo As we come, rum & coke, won't you kick a verse too
<i>[Magoo]</i> Yo I'm bout to get it started like I'm Hammer then I farted You retarded if you thinkin Brandy really broken hearted I departed doin dirt, lookin up your girl's skirt Keep it Steve Martin style, bustin loose like jerk I get Up like -town, gimme don't say no more Got them scars on my face cause my health be poor You Milli Vanilli, I'm Kurtis Blow like eighty-fo' No I don't want your girl she be suckin my big toe You get death like row, I take a beanie then I jet Peace to Tupac, cause he was dope as it get Twisted but you ain't Keith Sweat and shit got hot Make a block then make a circle then I rock that spot The rappin Don, I make a dyke go straight If you think I'm cute, then you up too late Make no mistake, I'm a question with no answer Riddle me like the Joker get burnt like JoJo dancer
<i>[Chorus 2X]</i>
<i>[hey's and ahh's continue for a bit without Magoo]</i>
Run the track Ooh, it's it's so funky (yes it is) It's it's so funky (15 after da hour baby) Ooh, it's it's so funky (something always happens) It's it's so funky Ooh, it's it's so funky (it's oh so funky) It's it's so funky (check it out) Ooh, it's it's so funky (Maganoo and Timbaland, check it out in stores)
<i>[Timbaland:]</i>
It's about 5:15 got a call from Weezie West Timbaland you have a check on my desk You must pick it up by 7 Or you'll have to pick it up by 11 Wait a minute I got a meeting at 6 I can't pick it up by 7-ish Therefore I must pick wait until tomorrow Go to my man and ask if I can borrow 200 or 100 chips If I get them then I dip Now it's about 9:15 Got a page from my girl Misdemean Timbaland I need you to meet me out in Queens While you on your way don't forgetto bring My sunglasses and my show-jack Don't forget da gat and the cigarettes It's about 10:15 Call on my cell it's this fine beauty queen Timbaland make my body hot, make it steam Shit, it's 11:15 Got another call from another beauty queen But I can't hit, got to see Misdemean Here I am out in the middle of Queens Damn near about 1:15 Now I'm leaving Queens about 3:15 Hopin I can hit one of my queens So I hit about 7:15 Then I finish at 9:15 Tell her to wake me up at 10:15 But she wakes me up at 11:15 Know what I mean I'm late for weezie 15 after da hour, it's kinda cheezie
<i>[Magoo:]</i>
Early in the morn, 8:15 Jump in the tub, rub-a-dub, get clean Rap the listine I got from Misdemean 9:15 dressed in all green Dip to the parking lot Look what I got 10:15 meet Tim at the spot We can make it hot Cook it in the pot 11:15 feed the hoe while it's hot 1:15 got to get rubbers Me and Lisa Lee later on beat lovers 2:15 we like sex in the mist 3:15 was the first time we kissed Girl your man aint shit and you know it 4:15 is the time I can show it When I say suck it, it don't mean blow it 5:15 get loot cause you broke it Girl it aint a blunt, so dont smoke it Better if you grab it with your hand then you choke it 6:15, aint my day quick? VCR tape, halloween is the flick Drinking like a cellar, pass out drunk 7:15 had a dream I was a monk
<i>[Timbaland:]</i>
15 after da hour everything seems to go bad you say dag 15 after da hour booty calls get lost in the sauce, what's the cost? 15 after da hour, 15's a bad number know what I mean? 15 after da hour, 15, 15 Say what?
<i>[Magoo]</i> See, them other crews could not figure me It's the Mag and double-ooh, got that fat CD Buck a crystal, hit a nigga with my blunt Philly Fake MC's getting assed like they eatin chili Only way they seem to rap is if they got a Philly Maybe I'm Nicole Brown, cause you really kill me Got away with hittin me, but you ain't O.J. I'm bout to shake up the world like Cassius Clay When I bumble watch your back cause I sting like bee This ain't the Wild Wild West and you ain't Kool Moe Dee Watch a movie now you think that you really Joe Pesci You don't want beef with me, like a diaper I'm messy
<i>[Timbaland]</i> I'm that laid back brother they call Timbaland I drive a 850 sometimes a 3-2 Mazda van You can catch me standin in my b-boy stance Or catch me at home watchin Who's the Man? They call robber, cause I pack much heat Don't call me now, because they dig the way I speaks I'm like a genie, because I've been trapped in a bottle I've got more stunts, than that nigga Desperado Come follow, a mad brother where'll there be no sun no sun tomorrow, you be sayin, when can we meet? Uhh uhh My offices hours are nine to five Ain't that right Maganoo, Maganoo? Right... right
<i>[Chorus: Magoo]</i>
When the clock strikes, half past two, yeah They'll be dancin, through the night Da-da-da, da, da (HEY!) Da-da-da, da, da (AHH!) Da-da-da, da, da (HEY!) Da da daahhhhhh! (AHH!) <i>[repeat with hey's and ahh's added in regularly throughout]</i>
<i>[Timbaland]</i> Now gimme that... And run with the... (AHH) Party people are you ready for Tim and Maganoo As we come, rum & coke, won't you kick a verse too
<i>[Magoo]</i> Yo I'm bout to get it started like I'm Hammer then I farted You retarded if you thinkin Brandy really broken hearted I departed doin dirt, lookin up your girl's skirt Keep it Steve Martin style, bustin loose like jerk I get Up like -town, gimme don't say no more Got them scars on my face cause my health be poor You Milli Vanilli, I'm Kurtis Blow like eighty-fo' No I don't want your girl she be suckin my big toe You get death like row, I take a beanie then I jet Peace to Tupac, cause he was dope as it get Twisted but you ain't Keith Sweat and shit got hot Make a block then make a circle then I rock that spot The rappin Don, I make a dyke go straight If you think I'm cute, then you up too late Make no mistake, I'm a question with no answer Riddle me like the Joker get burnt like JoJo dancer
<i>[Chorus 2X]</i>
<i>[hey's and ahh's continue for a bit without Magoo]</i>
<i>[aaliyah and missy: bridge]</i> say what you look good (say it two times) you look good good (say it three times) you look good good good (say it four times) oh oh oh oh good
<i>[verse 1]</i> i,i, like the way, way you get down, down (thats the way i like it) you're the kinda guy that makes my feel proud don't have to show you're the boy ,oh i, i, like you the way that you are
<i>[chorus]</i> i like my man undercover smooth dark brotha fly to the bone you don't need no fly jeep to come and scoop me you can drive what you own (thats the way i like it) a man undercover smooth black brotha fly to the bone don't need no Gucci sweater to make you look better you can wear what you own
i, i, love, love the way that you smile, smile you, you the type of guy that got his own style all i want to do is be with you you, you got me feelin the way that i do
<i>[chorus]</i>
<i>[bridge]</i>
<i>[timbaland]</i> we be freakin up in my jeep (my jeep) listenin to this phat L P (L B) lets cruise around the town (the town) i'm diggin you are you diggin me Let's hop on my Harley Dave (Harley Dave) it cost about 20K (20K) what it takes me to persuade (persuade) turn ten night in to day (to day) i never seen a girl (a girl) who hypnotize like you (like you) who walk just like you (like you) who talk just like you (like you) i wanna be your lover (your lover) that ill type brotha (brotha) baby girl baby girl (baby girl) we can keep it undercover
