I?m overworked and I?m overweight I can?t remember when I last had a date Oh, I didn?t expect it to go down this way
I used to love and I used to be loved And now love?s a scary thing to think of Oh, I didn?t expect it to go down this way
I been dating for years, honey, that ain?t natural I thought by now I?d find my man and settle down Ain?t a good one left in town I?m lonely, how in the world did I end up lonely?
I knew life would be hard, but I didn?t know how hard I thought by now I?d be happy Who?s happy? Honey, not me I?m lonely, how in the world did I end up lonely?
Oh, I didn?t expect it to go down this way No, I didn?t expect it to go down this way Oh I, I didn?t expect it to go down this way
Money let's me fly to Paris for lunch And money puts caviar on the crackers I munch It'll let me buy all kinds of expensive this and that But I'll tell you a secret about money I been keepin' under my designer hat
You know, money ain't what I need A dollar bill can't give me kiss When a little kiss is all I need It can't take me for a ride in the country Or walkin' in the rain
Money never feels any joy Honey it sure don't feel any pain I don't need money, all I need is you, oh, oh Oh, oh, 'cause honey, honey Honey without you I'd be dining alone
Surrounded by those things I bought And they still don't make my house my house What good is drinkin' your coffee from a costly cup If you're drinkin' it all by yourself when the sun comes up
You know, money ain't what I need A dollar bill can't give me kiss When a little kiss is all I need It can't take me for a ride in the country Or walkin' in the rain
Money never feels any joy Honey it sure don't feel any pain I don't need money, all I need is you, oh, oh Oh, oh, 'cause honey, honey Honey without you I'd be dining alone
All I need is you, oh, oh, oh, oh Honey, honey don't need money All I need is you
Husband comes in and he said wife Turn down the radio turn off the TV listen to me Let me tell you about my day So she sits down and she listens and he begins to speak
When I left here this morning I was bound and determined I was never gonna come back never, never I was running I was running from you darling I was running from my job I was running from the kid in me he never knows when to stop Got as far as the edge of town then I turned my car around And headed back to you
Husband said wife what do you think, wife said it's very interesting Before we talk about your day let's talk about mine and she says
When I left here this morning I was bound and determined I was never gonna come back never, never I was running I was running from you darling I was running from my job I was running from some wrinkles and nail cream well stop And got as far as the edge of town then I turned my car around And headed back to you
Come here and hold me, tighter Tell me tomorrow will be brighter Kiss me, kiss me a little harder Don't kiss like we?re married kiss me like we're lovers
We looked at each other and we started to grim This morning it was over this evening we'll start in the loving again
Come here and love me, hold me tighter Won't you tell me tomorrow will be brighter Won't you kiss me, kiss me, kiss me a little harder Don't kiss like we?re married kiss me like we're lovers And hold me, hold me, hold me
Well there's a nursery rhyme, it's a favorite of mine About a little girl and some sheep that she could not find They told her not to worry, they'd come back Darlin' you're my Shepard, I'm your little lamb But you ain't always gonna know where I am Oh but don't you worry, I'll come back
I'll always come back baby to you I'll always run back, straight to you I'll never get too far away from you I'll never get too lost that I can't be found And I'm never gonna swim too far out, I might drown And I'll always come back, come back baby to you
Well there's a wooden wonder from a way down under They call a boomerang, if you handle it right, it'll come back But you must have had me when you were a boy 'Cause you've got the touch that turns me into a toy And like a boomerang, I'll come back
Now keep your eyes on the horizon And when you start to missing me Just look out your window and there I'll be
'Cause I'll always come back baby to you I'll always run back, straight to you I'll never get too far away from you I'll never get too lost and I can't be found And I'm never gonna swim too far out, I might drown And I'll always come back, come back baby to you I'll always come back, come back baby to you
We were three little girls from school. One was pretty, one was smart And one was a borderline fool. Well she's still good lookin' That woman hadn't slipped a bit. The smart one used her head She made her fortune. And me, I cross the border every chance I get.
We were the girls of the 50's. Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's. And more than our names got changed As the 70's slipped on by. Now we're 80's ladies. There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried.
We've been educated. We got liberated. And had complicating matters with men. Oh, we've said "I do" And we've signed "I don't" And we've sworn we'd never do that again. Oh, we burned our bras, And we burned our dinners And we burned our candles at both ends. And we've had some children Who look just like the way we did back then.
Oh, but we're all grown up now. All grown up, But none of us could tell you quite how.
We were the girls of the 50's. Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's. Hunny, more than our names got changed, As the 70's slipped on by. Now we're 80's ladies. There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried.
A- my name is Alice. I'm gonna marry Artie. We're gonna sell apples And live in Arkansas.
B- my name is Betty. I'm gonna marry Bobby. We're gonna sell beans And live in Brazil.
C- my name is Connie. I'm gonna marry Charlie. We're gonna sell cars And live in California.
Do you still get a thrill When ya see me comin' up the hill? Honey, now do ya?
Do ya whisper my name Just to bring a little comfort to ya? Do ya? Do ya still like the feel of my body lyin' next to ya? Well, I guess what I'm askin' do you still love me?
Oh, do you lie awake thinkin' I'm the biggest mistake you ever made? Honey, now do ya?
And if just by snappin' your fingers You could snap them fingers And make it all go away Honey, now would ya?
Do ya miss me when I'm gone But sometimes wish that I'd stay gone Just a little bit longer? Well, I guess what I'm askin' Is do you still love me?
'Cause honey, I sure do still love you At least I think I do And these questions I'm askin' You could ask them of me too
Do you still get a thrill When ya see me comin' up the hill? Honey, now do ya?
Do ya whisper my name Just to bring a little comfort to ya?, Do ya? Do ya still like the feel of my body lyin' next to ya? Well, I guess what I'm askin' do you still love me?
