Ever since I first saw you I never seem to get you of my mind When I tried to say hello you tried to go, I made you stay behind Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
Remember when I lost my cool Shouted at you, you nearly hit the ceiling Your trying to make me feel like a fool Ignoring me you really hurt my feelings Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
I'm gonna bring you down to my size One of these days I'm gonna make you fall I'm gonna bring you down to my size Smash your head against the wall.
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Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
I'm gonna bring you down to my size One of these days I'm gonna make you fall I'm gonna bring you down to my size Smash your head against the wall.
Ever since I first saw you, I never seem to get you off my mind When I tried to say hello, You tried to go I made you stay behind Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
What are we doing here Such a long way away from home We've been away so long Away so long away from home.
So what are we doing here In a place where we have no friends All we can do is sit and cry Let the time drag by and think of home.
Home, what a day that will be The faces of people we love that we'll see The memories of what we had left will return The present remains the past is just burned.
And there's only twenty-five days, six hours, and ten minutes And this'll all be five thousand miles away Whoops there goes another day I'm wishing my life away.
So what are we doing here Such a long way away from home We've been away so long Away so long away from home.
What are we doing here In a place where we have no friends All we can do is sit and cry Let the time drag by and think of home.
Home what a day that will be The faces of people we love that we'll see The memories of what we had left will return The present remains the past is just burned.
And there's only twenty-five days, six hours, and ten minutes And this'll all be five thousand miles away Whoops there goes another day I'm wishing my life away.
Someone called the other day Said old Teddy Greenstreets passed away They buried him on Saturday, They said it was a lovely way to go In his sleep, didn't know a thing
His wife couldn't go Her second husband took her uptown to a show His sons and daughters emigrated said, It cost too much to travel home Sent a wreath and a sheath.
Isn't it a shame that no one came The funeral was quiet, but all the same He's much better off where he is now Rest in peace, Teddy.
Someone called the other day Said old Teddy Greenstreets passed away They buried him on Saturday, They said it was a lovely way to go In his sleep, didn't know a thing
Isn't it a shame that no one came The funeral was quiet, but all the same He's much better off where he is now Rest in peace, Teddy Rest in peace, Teddy
Have you ever had the feeling that you've been this place before But you haven't, not in this life You've seen it, you've done it, you've heard it all before But you haven't, not in this life.
Do you believe in Santa Claus and loving at first sight I hope you do, cause I do Do you believe in ghosts that rattle chains at dead of night I hope you do, cause I do.
Cause I believe in everything Cause that's the simplest way for me to be I believe in everything To believe in everything you hear and see.
I believe in everything Cause that's the simplest way for me to be I believe in everything To believe in everything you hear and see.
Have you ever had the feeling that you've been this place before But you haven't, not in this life You've seen it, you've done it, you've heard it all before But you haven't, not in this life.
Do you believe in witchcraft, Heaven and Hell, King Kong Reincarnation, fairies at the bottom of the garden Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, goblins, ghouls and witches Things that go bump in the night Telepathy, eternal youth, Mickey Mouse, Father Christmas.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it you would even say it glows All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...
Where am I gonna go? What am I gonna do? There's no one to guide me Now that I'm on my own I make my own decisions There's no one behind me
I do my own talking Do my own walking Nobody on which to rely Do my own lying Do my own trying You never let your apron strings untie
If I said I'm sorry that you've gone I'd be lying I feel more sorry for myself I'm crying I'm crying
Wish you'd have let me think And do for myself Knowing one day you'd leave me Knowing one day you'd die The least you could have done Is make sure that I could live easy
That I could I do my own talking Do my own walking Had a code that I could live by Do my own lying Do my own trying Make sure that I could get by
If I said I'm sorry that you've gone I'd be lying I feel more sorry for myself I'm crying I'm crying
If I said I'm sorry that you've gone I'd be lying I feel more sorry for myself I'm crying I'm crying
When I'm feeling blue I stick a pin in the picture of you Beside my bed and I feel better
When I'm feeling sad I remember that you were the worst lay I ever had And I feel better
Don't you try to tell me that I'm to blame You're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name
When I'm feeling down I just throw the clothes that you left here around And I feel better
When I'm feeling great It's only because I'm consumed with hate For you and I feel better
Don't you try to tell me that I'm to blame When you're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name
When I'm in the mood I shout all the swear words that you thought were rude And I feel better
When I feel alone I make obscene remarks on the telephone To you and I feel better
Don't you try to tell me that I'm to blame When you're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name
When I'm feeling blue I stick a pin in the picture of you Beside my bed and I feel better
When I'm feeling sad I remember that you were the worst lay I ever had And I feel better
Don't you try to tell me that I'm to blame When you're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name
What'cha gonna do when your wife finds another Takes the kids and the car and half of the house? What'cha gonna do, move in with your mother And spend your time looking to find a new spouse?
Thinking it over It ain't worth the worry Starting over to make a new life Thinking it over I decided not to bother I decided to take my own life
I'm on the ledge outside my window The ground is ten stories below As I look down, the crowd look up Wondering whether I'll jump or not
What'cha gonna do, disappoint all those people Or make a splash in the headlines next day? What'cha gonna do, waste the time of those policemen Or let your audience have their own way?
Thinking it over I decided not to bother I decided to take my own life Thinking it over It ain't worth the worry I decided to take my own life
What'cha gonna do, disappoint all those people Or make a splash in the headlines next day? What'cha gonna do, waste the time of those policemen Or let your audience have their own way?
Thinking it over I decided not to bother I decided to save my own life Thinking it over I decided not to bother It's too high price to pay for an unfaithful wife
The whole world is full of people living lives of worry What's the hurry, who cares? The whole world is full of people wasting time just thinking Thinking that they're sinking, who cares?
Don't care was made to care Don't care was tried Don't care was hung by his worries 'til he nearly died.
Some people think I'm crazy Others just think I'm lazy But I know that I'm stronger People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.
Everybody says they pay their bills the day they're sent I don't even pay my rent, who cares? Everybody says they need their breakfast every morning I'm satisfied with yawning, who cares?
Don't care was made to care Don't care was tried Don't care was hung by his worries 'til he nearly died.
Some people think I'm crazy Others just think I'm lazy But I know that I'm stronger People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.
Don't care was made to care Don't care was tried Don't care was hung by his worries 'til he nearly died.
Some people think I'm crazy Others just think I'm lazy But I know that I'm stronger People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.
The whole world is full of people living lives of worry What's the hurry, who cares? The whole world is full of people wasting time just thinking Thinking that they're sinking, who cares?
I wonder what would happen if my dog could talk Would he look me in the eye and say, "Take me for a walk"? When I gave him his dinner, would he shake his head And say, "Take it away, I want caviar instead"?
Thank you Mother Nature For the way you got things planned Don't ever change a thing, I'm happy as I am Imagine living in a place where the sea was red And your legs were in the position now occupied by your head Imagine living in a place where black was white And white was black, even the night
I wonder what would happen if my fish could fly Would it leap from its tank and hit the cat in the eye? Out through the window and into the sky I'm so glad that sharks can't fly
Thank you Mother Nature For the way you got things planned Don't ever change a thing, I'm happy as I am Imagine living in a place where the sea was red And your legs were in the position now occupied by your head Imagine living in a place where black was white And white was black, even the night
I wonder what would happen if the moon fell down Would it leave a white circle where they painted around? I wonder what would happen if the sun went out
Now, I was just being friendly No need to act like that Don't call that policeman, girl I take what I said back How was I to know that you weren't that kind of girl? It's kind of hard to tell, nowadays anyway
Can't we talk this over calmly? I'm sorry if you've been offended It wasn't what I'd intended I take back every word I said
I was looking for someone to tell my troubles to That's all I wanted to do, honestly I'm a family man and my family mustn't know Where I go in the evenings
Now, I was just being friendly No need to act this way All I did was ask you How much I'd have to pay How was I to know that you weren't that kind of girl? It's kind of hard to tell, nowadays anyway
Can't we talk this over calmly? I'm sorry if you've been offended It wasn't what I'd intended I take back every word I said
I was looking for someone to tell my troubles to That's all I wanted to do, honestly I'm a family man and my family mustn't know Where I go in the evenings
I was looking for someone to tell my troubles to That's all I wanted to do, honestly I'm a family man and my family mustn't know Where I go in the evenings
Now, I was just being friendly Wish you could understand This wasn't meant to happen This wasn't what I'd planned How was I to know that you weren't that kind of girl? It's kind of hard to tell, nowadays anyway
I'm waiting at the end of your garden Waiting for you to turn on the light I don't care if your husband's there I'm hidden by the night
I can't afford to buy the kind of dirty books That show naked ladies with big chests I can't afford to pay a woman to keep me warm at night But that don't mean that I can't show no interest
There's no cause for alarm I don't mean no harm I'm just looking I'm just hoping for a glimpse Of something I've never had and never will I'm just window shopping
That's why I'm waiting at the end of your garden Waiting for you to turn on the light I don't care if your husband's there I'm hidden by the night
I can't afford to buy the kind of books That show naked ladies with big chests I can't afford to buy a woman to keep me warm at night But that don't mean that I can't show no interest
There's no cause for alarm I don't mean no harm I'm just looking I'm just hoping for a glimpse Of something I've never had and never will I'm just window shopping
That's why I'm waiting at the end of your garden Waiting for you to turn on the light Please don't draw the curtains Or I won't sleep tonight
I can't afford to buy the kind of dirty books That show naked ladies with big chests I can't afford to buy a woman to keep we warm at night But that don't mean that I can't show no interest
I can't afford to buy the kind of dirty books That show naked ladies with big chests I can't afford to buy a woman to keep we warm at night But that don't mean that I can't show no interest
