Kim and Julie, vx/ Yoshimi on harmonica: Come on and down and gathar round the view Come on down now we've found you Can't say we disarmed you Let's take it to the kissing well Fill ya up and make it swell Let's take it to the kissing well Fill ya up and just don't tell Don't think we've abandoned you Cos your eyes are so brand new And sing right through you Let's take it to the kissing well Fill ya up and make it swell Let's take it to the kissing well Fill ya up and just don't tell Don't know what to do Guess we'll play the record through Just one last spin or two Needle down makes us grin- whooo! Let's take it to the kissing well Fill ya up and make it swell Let's take it to the kissing well Fill ya up and just don't tell We love, we love what you do Don't think we've abandoned you Can you see through yr eyes what you do (?) And you're still country too (??) Let's take it to the kissing well Fill ya up and make it swell....
[Kim, Julie] [By the Minutemen] Party with me,punker! Party with me,punker! In a condo In a air raid shelter In a photo booth The Fascist pogo Party with me,punker! Party with me,punker! With napalm With marijuana With a clenched fist With the history of the world Party with me,punker! Party with me,punker! Party with me,punker!
[Julie] I don't have a thing to say Not now, or any day Wish I was the guy in Pavement Slant slant slanted enchanted statement Rip the heart out of my favorite band Is he english or american? Hard pressed to admit it, but, I am a fan [2x] Guilty pleasures behind closed doors Feet tap, head bob's (?) what a snore I don't have a thing to say Not now, or any day People say I talk a lot [2x] Gotta work with what I've got Summer's coming, it's getting hot How's that for a careless thought? [2x]
[Kim] [By the Germs] I get it anywhere, any time that I can I'm the fucking son of a superman I got a weapon that's as deadly as life It's a well trained tool of a master guy Every day it's the same regime A dozen girls are on my scene Say sex boy will you come to my house? They're still on the floor, I better do what I can Take amount of supply and demand Take it anywhere, any time that I can I'm the fuckin' son of a superman I got a weapon that's as deadly as life It's a well trained tool of a master guy I put my knife into your gut You gotta be above when you wanna make love Say it exactly, sex boy, such a sideshow poster After such a sweet sweet slut Anywhere, any time that I can I'm the fuckin' son of a superman I know what it takes to satisfy you What in the time I can and can't do I know what it takes to satisfy you That's why your time is due In the house of fortune I take it out and you know it's gonna come from behind Just like you, and you, and you, and you Come a little closer...
[Kim] Cleopatra's back in town Her boyfriend's lost, and she is found I disremember the crime of your time I disremember the friend of mine Here's the boss, she doesn't care She doesn't have the time to spare I disremember the dazzled sky I disremember Cleopatra's been lookin' for you Runnin' round with the crew I disremember the time of your mind I disremember Cleopatra dressed in white Silent deadly we'll get by I disremember who I disremember the time and time Black tie noise and Powdered skins, a little drag See you baby, puff [2x] Evan, Evan, heavens above Don't you know Kathleen's in love? I disremember the darkest night I disremember that you were mine See you baby, puff Evan baby, puff
[Kim, Julie] Talking I adore Gossip, uzis (gossip oozing?) bores In the street and stores Toothpits turn to lore Loose lips sinkin' all the ships Why'd you swim to shore? Loose lips sinkin' all the ships Why'd you think to bore? We need more and more Secrets' such a bore What are tongues for? Don't make them sore Loose lips sinkin' all the ships Why'd you spill it all? Loose lips sinkin' all the ships Why'd you think at all?
[Kim] Baby Baby Yr town really knows how to rock Baby Baby I've been around the block Baby Baby My town really knows how to rock Baby Baby Let me in and I'll suck the clock Baby Baby I don't think you know me well Baby Baby I was here last fall (let's fall?), pretend (?) Baby Baby
Kim: I was out in the backyard With a Harvest Spoon, now Cosloy and Keanu down the street And I got me a quick one On the outskirts of town, now Right outside of Guysville Well it's gonna be a 7" And I gotta hard on for it I was playing in the outfield And my heart is broken So I took the south road And I saw ya sittin' there In the backroads of nowhere In a sex god factory Got a hard on for you As long as an elbow Harvest Spoon [4x]
Kim and Julie: You think yr a loser, baby But you drive all the girls crazy Yr not a too screwed up punk Yr a total cali hunk Yr whole life is disenchanted Take yr looks from who will grant it You still follow 'ol blues man Yr nothing like them friend Yr great, yr cute, yr smart, yr nice Lou, 29 Mark, 22 Hey boys, take my advice Writing songs in yr sleep John, 29 Stop pretending yr a creep Trent, 30 You say yr head's like a hole But your tune has so much soul You brought about another tour Don't forget your four by four Can't buy yr Miss Right Many girls will spend the night Stop thinkin' about the bitch who screwed ya There's a million who would do ya Yr great, yr cute, yr smart, yr nice Beck, 24 Hey boys, take my advice J, 29 You can play guitar like a dream Page, 35 Perfect knack of all it seems (?) Steve 29 Acting like a social retard Can it really be that hard? Shake their hands and smile All willin' to bear yr child State of rock is pathetic Yr songs are prophetic Yr a 20th century poet Come on boy, don't ya know it?
Kim and Julie: We're a proper band Check out our guitar sound BIG AMPS...MAKE...ROCK...TIGHT! We got our practice space Everything's in its proper place We need long sound checks We got a guitar tech BIG AMPS...MAKE...ROCK...TIGHT! Our guitars are always in tune The European tour is in June Our sponser gave me this rig We have a bus for all of our gigs BIG AMPS...MAKE...ROCK...TIGHT! We're a proper band We sign ticket stubs for our fans We've got a lighting crew We're kitten and we're better than YOU BIG AMPS...MAKE...ROCK
Kim: Penetrate to prevent split ends Like Michael Jackson and his little friends Sports help me unload a lotta stuff Like Henry Rollins I'm a real cream puff Stab me in the back and bleed a little stronger My head's in red I'm waiting no longer Shouldn't you be gettin' ready for your call back? Shouldn't you be gettin' ready to fall back? Choke, choke [4X] Break a leg [2X] I should've known we're both in for trouble Puttin on a mask and friends in rubble (?) Choke, choke Break a leg Break an egg Is that your sister she seems really tall, man I always thought she's just a doormat She slept with the director for the part Shouldn't you be gettin' ready to fall apart? Choke, Choke [8X] Just like a cat she's always landing on her feet, Not on her back I can play Maggie the Cat Don't think she's got the beat on the brat Choke, Choke [8X] Severed lip zit Thrash your hip Deep club mist (?) Dimestore cutie Judy Juicy Fruity Cookie cutter Tweety Tug a war beauty Pink salt fruity Long lasting Lassie Rose colored booty (?) Street laced sooty (?) Fresh scented Fifi Shimmer sharp shooty Long legged Louie Delicate Dolores Superbowl whore Aberrated mother Seeky weeky peeky (?) Fast talkin' pity Beer punk pretty (?) Sidewalk kitty (?)skinny Tuff torn titty Wack water woody Tweak smellin' Suzy Butter block bully (?) Heavy letter Perry Super great cherry Shit-lame Betty(?) Single with a titty(?) Angel haired hurry Super sexy chewy Long layered limo (?) Pussycat pillow Sour ass Jimmy Let's lock Lorna (?) Male broke informer(?) Double fisted mourner Green truckin' thunder (You) Can never pull me under.
Kim: Da da da da..... Lying around all over the ground Readin' up, up and down Tryin' to find a lovely time Tryin' to find a friend of mine Never thought to shake the lock Fightin', fightin', not to shock I've been around in your mind Oh my look it's lovely vine Da da da da.... Hey darling you're the one for fun Makes me feel as tight as a plum Something's near it's just begun Turn around you're actin' dumb You can't turn the sky from grey Make it pink don't stay awake Freckles floatin' in the hay Cuz it's now a brand new day Da da da da.... Never thought you'd ever mend Turn the page it's near the end Garden's ready for me to tend Whatever, let's pretend Da da da da......
Kim and Julie: Rock music is the life for me Clean towels, trays, and candy I get allergic smellin' hay Smoky clubs make me say hurray The chores/the tours Fresh air/ Huggy Bear Vesteer/ free beer Green grass/ all access pass The stage is where I'd rathar be Throngs of people gazing up at me Punk clubs not punk avenue Darling I love you but give me a venue The chores/ the tours Fresh air/ Huggy Bear Vesteer/ free beer Green grass/ all access pass You take the phone and I'll handle the press Spotlight is where I'm at my best Clean living leaves you wantin' more I want to hear them shout "encore! encore!"
Kim and Julie: Red rover Red rover let Kim and Julie take over Makes a statement without saying a word Like Sylvester without Tweety Bird (Fresh and fruity soft and sexy)
Julie: Kim on drums I wanna be the master People call me a real bad answer (asshole?) See me coming you'll run faster Come with me, just relax her! Girls tell me I'm the champion When I plug in my baby amper (??) I'm prouder than any lamper (??) No boy scout, agent camper (?) That's right, I'm a lion tamer I win at the games All the boys are all so lamer Think they're different but sound the samer Hear me, hear ye, I done told ya Check out my guitar solo
Kim: Stuck in traffic with the radio blastin' DJ sayin' something nasty Says I'm a poseur Fake ballerina (?) Says that Madonna (?) is a much better singer We finally move get on the next exit Find the station and park the Lexus Find the room and the DJ asshole Grab the mic: freestyle outcore (?) Jude(?) the jam up the VU meter Revenge radio, nothing sweeter Somebody calls on the request line "Hey hey Kitten, it's about fuckin' time!" Play some records and tell it like it is I'm sick of Stone Temple Pilot-jizz" Can you play Lashorn(??) Can you play Yoshimi Her new 7" is pretty steamy OK OK we'll do what we can But we got to bail cos here comes the man Siren blarin' down the street Time to eat a feasty(?) treat Fuckin' pigs that were on our ass Thanks for callin' but we gotta move fast So we put on Belly Crank it all the way Distort like a mothefucker every which way Speaker pumpin' left and right Split out the back, out of sight Jumped in the car and back on the freeway Free Kitten, god damn It was a good day.
All of Kitten: My Secret Sex Friend she can do a backbend [4X] Super duper sex friend [4X] My Secret Sex Friend sucks you in like quicksand [4X] Super duper sex friend [3X] Super duper --- FUCK!