What do you get when you fall in love 
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble 
That's what you get for all your trouble 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 
What do you get when you kiss a guy 
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia 
After you do, he'll never phone you 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 
Don't tell me what it's all about 
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out 
Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
That is why I'm here to remind you 
What do you get when you give you heart 
You get it all broken up and battered 
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 
Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
That is why I'm here to remind you 
What do you get when you need a guy 
You get enough tears to fill an ocean 
That's what you get for your devotion 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 
Never fall in love again 
Never fall in love again 
Never fall again