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the world's on heroin
i'm on strike against all this laziness
from the government to
despite all the underachievers
the drive thru guy
i try to go for all
my only guess they must be high
delayed results with no reasons why
i want to put an end to all of them
cause i'm pretty sure
but i don't know where to begin

everybody is standing in my way
the world's on heroin

i try to use my brain but stupidity
is thrown in my face
and the world keeps turning at a turtle's pace
i'm a coffee guy in a stoner place
get it over with check into n.a.
but i don't know where to begin
i want to put an end to all of them

cause i'm pretty sure
the world's on heroin


if i had my way i'd prefer
i'm so sick of the no can do
if everyone was on speed
and the failures you concede
at any rate from the looks of things
everyone's nodding out but me

the world's on heroin

the world's on heroin
too many lazy morons in my face
everybody acts like a zombie
i'm not saying that i'm better than them
with slacker types trying to be my friend
i don't have the kind of time to spend
i want to put an end to all of them

but i don't know where to begin
cause i'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
yeah i'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
heroin

Whatever Happened To All My Plans Where Did I Go Wrong All The Fun I Was Supposed To Have It Passed Me By I Let It Slip Away By Working All The Time Burning Out My Mind Wasting Precious Life It's Still Summer Somewhere And I Think I Better Go There This Could Be My Last Chance For Me To Change My Life It's Still Summer Somewhere And I Really Need To Go There I Let Love Walk Out The Door It's Still Summer Somewhere And I'll Get There I Pushed Love Out The Door Cause I Don't Know How To Have Any Fun Cause I'm Never At Ease With Anyone No Screen No Phone No Fax Work Will Wait Till I Get Back I'm Never Coming Back Never Going Back I'm Gone So Long It's Still Summer Somewhere And I Think I Better Go There This Could Be My Last Chance For Me To Change My Life It's Still Summer Somewhere And I Really Need To Go There It's Still Summer Somewhere And I'll Get There It's Gone For Good Not Only Until Next Year They'll Be No Next Year If I Don't Get Out Of Here It's Still Summer Somewhere And I Think I Better Go There It's Still Summer Somewhere And I Really Need To Go There It's Still Summer Somewhere (Anywhere But Here) It's Still Summer Somewhere (Anywhere But Here) It's Still Summer Somewhere And I'll Get There This Could Be My Last Chance For Me To Change My Life

Crabs, scabies the glamour, the fashion
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me
Farts, feet the romance, the passion
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Too many people bitch and whine
About being on the road too much of the time
Ya being on tour does take its toll
But it's way better than sitting at home

Alright now, it's a flat tire

Alkies, addicts the vomit, the rat piss
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me
So squat it and thrust it cause you are in Russia
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Bring it on right now about getting no sleep on
The dirty floor of the broken van life on the road
Is pretty fuckin' cool as a matter of fact
It's very very cool ya life on the road
Is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Hey How You Been Nice To See You Again My Fairweather Friend When I'm Laidlow You Abandon Me It's To Cool To See A Face From Way Back When My Fariweather Friend When I'm Riding High Your Always By My Side How Do You Do What Can I Do For You My Fairweather Friend When I'm Riding High Your Always By My Side Better Use Me Up Now While I'm Still Of Use My Fairweather Friend When I'm Laidlow You Abandon Me Don't See You Around Here Anymore Don't Want To Have To Be Nice To You My Fairweather Friend I Really Don't The Have Time For You My Fairweather Friend When I'm Laidlow You Abandon Me When I'm Riding High Your Always By My Side Don't See You Around Here Anymore I Really Don't Have Time For You My Fairweather Friend There's No Room In My Life For You My Fairweather Friend Don't Want To Have To Be Nice To You My Fairweather Friend Time To Say Goodbye To You My Fairweather Friend

I'm The Kind Of Guy Who Never Gets There With Too Many Expectations I Don't Mind Everytime I Try To Make Concessions I Feel Like A Dope For Thinking She's So Fine Then I'm Back Where I Started From I Won't Settle For Blank Affection I'll Hold Out For Total Perfection I'm Waiting For The Perfect Someone So For Now I'm Caught In The Middle All In Time Time For Life To Be Devine Till Then I've Got My Friends To Count On To Ease My Mind They Give Me All The Strength I Need I Won't Settle For Blank Affection You Pretend And Live A Lie I'll Hold Out For Total Perfection Stain Yourself With Compromise I Intend To Conqure The Day Make My Love In A Better Way In The End I Won't Settle For Blank Affection I'll Hold Out For Total Perfection I Won't Settle For Blank Affection I'll Hold Out For Total Perfection

Everyone's Greedy That's How Society Got This Way Everyone's Greedy It's All About More For Me How Do You Get A Loaf Of Bread Or Other Shit That You Use You Say You Don't Care About Money Everyone's Greedy That's How Society Got This Way Everyone's Greedy It's All About More For Me Me Me If You're Telling Me You're Not Greedy Then You Can Give Me All Your Stuff I Could Use A Car Like Yours Everyone's Greedy It's Just Human Nature Everyones Greedy Even You And Your Buddies We'll See How Long You Last Without Your Stereo Everyone's Greedy It's All About More For Me No One Cares If I Die Destitute Under The Park Bench

If I Could I'd Say If You So Then I'll Say Yes If I Could I Would But You Know I Can't Lie To You The Sun Burns So Bright I Can't See The Hurt In Your Eyes I Can't Tell What You're Thinking About The Moon Buries Itself Behind The Clouds Will You Let Me Stay For Awhile Don't Forget Me Please Don't Cry Just Hold Me Close Don't Let Go Until I Say So Do Old Memories Bring Tears To Your Eyes Just Hold Me Close Don't Let Go Until I Say So Will You Think Of Me When You Smile If You Would Then I Would Be Here For You When You Need Me The Stars Flash And Burn Out But I Feel Your Eyes Burn Into Me If You Would Then I Would Not Do The Things That Made You Leave Me The Rainbow Brightens Up The Day And Leaves Me Hanging On To A Few Words To Say Will You Let Me Stay For Awhile Don't Forget Me Please Don't Cry Just Hold Me Close And Don't Let Go Until I Say So Will You Think Of Me When You Smile Do Old Memories Bring Tears To Your Eyes Just Hold Me Close Don't Let Go Until I Say So You Only Cross My Mind Every Second Everyday I Need To Unwind Before I Fade Away Don't Forget Me Please Don't Cry Will You Let Me Stay For Awhile Just Hold Me Close Don't Let Go Until I Say So Will You Think Of Me When You Smile Do Old Memories Bring Tears To Your Eyes Just Hold Me Close And Don't Let Go Until I Say So

i really don't care about world affairs i keep myself in line i really don't care about politix it's just a waste of time i'm not as dumb as you think i am i might know a thing or two i really don't care about nothing at all but i think the world of you i really don't care about world peace i try not to be a jerk i really don't care about the meaning of life or my place in the universe i'm not as dumb as you think i am i might know a thing or two i really don't care about nothing at all but i think the world of you i'm not phobic, philic, sick or blind people want to judge me they exercise their open minds call me names and make fun of me i'm not as dumb as you think i am i might know a thing or two i really don't care about nothing at all but i think the world of you i really don't care about nothing at all but i think the world of you i really don't care about nothing at all but i think the world of you

I woke up to see somebody staring at me
Through the window, I knew it was you
That's how we first met; I was watching you undress
I winked at you and you threw a shoe - called the police

"Honey please, don't do this to me
I want to ask you out for Saturday night
If you bail me out, I know we can work it out
I picked you 'cause I knew that it felt right"

You dropped the charges, then you drove me home
That's when I knew we were alone
I did my best to thank you; gave me your name and number
And said, "We have a date to pick you up and don't be late"

Angeline: 264-5783
The big house on the corner that looks like
A tangerine; great big windows; easy to see in
I took my chance and moved in

I turned on all my charm; I put my arms around you
Explained the way I met you; how I never meant to hurt you
Said "You shouldn't be staring at me like that
But I couldn't turn down my first date since I moved to town"

We went out for a year
One day, her smile turned to tears; said, "We can't go on.
I've met somebody new; the same way I met you, yeah
And he nailed me with his charm"

"Honey please, don't do this to me
Stick around I think that we can work it out"
Maybe what we had was never meant to last
I still look in your window when I pass your house

Maybe what we had was never meant to last
I still look in your window when I pass your house

I'm Starting All Over I Began With The Words But Now They're Gone Laid Out The Story If You All Would Sing Along But I Should've Known The Story Would Go All Wrong If The World Sing Along I Think That You Know When It's Time For You To Go I'll Stand And Refrain We Were At The Beginning When I Began Never Finished The End Story Was Getting Good When I Heard Your Voice So Clear Say So Long My Friend I Think That You Know When It's Time For You To Go I'll Stand And Refrain Although I Never Really Knew You I'm Prepared To Show You That I'll Take All The Blame I Take All The Blame I'll Stand And Refrain Shouldn't Have Held On So Tight If I Dare To Beg I Can't And Now I See Why Why Lie About The Way I've Been Begging You To Stay I Think That You Know When It's Time For You To Go I'll Stand And Refrain Although I Never Really Knew You I'm Prepared To Show You That I'll Take All The Blame I'll Stand And Refrain

I'm Sorry I Corrupted You - Took Away Your Youth I'm Sorry You Remember It That Way I Remember It Was True Love And You Can Never Take That Away From Me No Matter How Your Friends And Your Family Tried To Put The Blame On Me Silly Me I'm To Old For You Silly Me I Corrupted You I'm Sorry That Our Love Didn't Work Out Quite The Way We Planned And I'm Sorry You Remember It That Way I'm Sorry You Weren't Old Enough I Should Have Stayed Away I Remember It Was Not My Fault But You Could Never Know What It Meant To Me I'm Sorry You Remember It That Way No Matter How Your Friends And Your Family Couldn't Get Used To Me Silly Me I'm To Old For You Silly Me I Corrupted You And I'm Sorry You Remember It That Way Sorry That Our Love Didn't Work Out Quite The Way We Planned I Remember It Was True Love And You Can Never Take That Away From Me No Matter How Your Friends And Your Family Tried To Put The Blame On Me Silly Me I'm Too Old For You Sorry Our Love Didn't Work Out Quite The Way We Planned Silly Me I Corrupted You And I'm Sorry You Remember It That Way I'm Sorry You Remember It That Way

On The Edge Of Everything You're A Romantic Junkie All The Girls Think That You're The King You're A Romantic Junkie Learned All About It On Mtv He Seemed So Cool You Said That Drugs For Me Romantic Junkie They Think You're Really Something Romantic Junkie Romantic Junkie I Know You're Really Nothing I'm Glad I'm Not Like You Shit Your Pants Steal Your Moma's Cash You're A Romantic Junkie You Sold All Your Stuff For Drugs Cause You Shot Up All Your Money Read All About It In Rolling Stone Now You Got A Habit That Won't Leave You Alone Romantic Junkie She Thinks You're Really Something I Know You're Really Nothing Romantic Junkie Romantic Junkie I'm Glad I'm Not Like You Now You're Giving Head Just To Get Your Fix You're So Cool I Want To Be Just Like You You're So Smooth The Girls All Want To F**k You It Couldn't Get Much Better Than This

Frozen To The Core I'm Feeling Cold Today I Need Some Inspiration To Pull Me From The Floor Open Up My Eyes Take Me Down The Road To A Place I've Never Been Before Show Me Colours That I've Never Seen Open Up Your Mouth Give Me Perfect Words I've Never Heard Burn My World A Southpaw Curve I'm Ready Now Lets Go Fast And Hard Like Vida Blue The Look In Every Strangers Face Tells Me I'm Alone I've Lived A Lot Of Every Place No Where I'd Call Home To A Place I've Never Been Before Open Up My Eyes Take Me Down The Road Open Up Your Mouth Give Me Perfect Words I've Never Heard I'm Ready Now Lets Go Show Me Colours That I've Never Seen Burn My World A Southpaw Curve Fast And Hard Like Vida Blue To A Place I've Never Been Before Show Me Colours That I've Never Seen Take Me Down The Road Open Up Your Mouth Give Me Perfect Words I've Never Heard Open Up My Eyes I'm Ready Now Lets Go Burn My World A Southpaw Curve Fast And Hard Like Vida Blue

Can't Wrap My Arms Around The Pictures In My Head I've Still Got A Ways To Go I'm Always Gone So We Talk On The Phone When I Hang Up Me And My Hang-Ups Are Alone Until Then I Promised You I Wouldn't Bend Until Then I'll Spend My Time Waiting Until Then Until Then I'll Pretend And How About You Can You Promise Me You'll Wait We've Still Got Aways To Go Temptation Rules The Earth And I'm No Perfect Saint My Insecurities And Love Will Have To Wait Until Then I'll Pretend Until Then I'll Spend My Time Waiting Until Then Until Then I Promised You I Wouldn't Bend We're Not The Last To Fail We're Not The First To Try But I Know We Can Succeed We've Got To Hold It Up Of It Will Fall Until Then I'll Pretend Until Then I Promised You I Wouldn't Bend Until Then I'll Spend My Time Waiting Until Then Waiting Until Then Waiting Until Then

ain't it funny everybody thinks that i'm a slime and i've never done much of anything to deserve it it's a wonder i can function feels like i'm on trial i need to set things straight so you'll know you can trust me got me nothing to call my own always looking never finding always lying never trying always got me nowhere no matter what you've heard i'm just as good as my word don't judge me on the blown up rumours that you overheard i'm just as good as my word this is a different time and place and you're a different girl no matter what you heard it shows that you don't know heard a story not to worry you know everyone can do both good and evil say you love me thinking of me it don't make much sense to say those things to me when you don't even trust me always lying never trying always looking never finding got me nothing to call my own always got me nowhere i'm just as good as my word no matter what you've heard i'm just as good as my word don't judge me on the blown up rumors that you overheard this is a different time and place and you're a different girl no matter what you heard this is now

then i wonder why i am i still dream about you now and then i still see your body in my head i remember laying in your bed. it'll never happen again you dried me up in the three years you were mine i don't have a single thing to say silence i can't pretend i care i don't have the words you want to hear silence i can't forget your pictures that i put away i've tried to share my thoughts i'll look at them again someday i still hold your memory close to me i thought it would never happen to me i don't have a single thing to say silence you dried me up in the three years you were mine i don't have the words you want to hear i can't pretend i care silence but that's a dream that i can't stand to chase she clears up the mistakes and puts us both back into place everytime i see the smile on our daughters face i don't have a single thing to say silence you dried me up in the three years you were mine i don't have the words you want to hear i can't pretend i care silence silence

Once upon a time i thought i couldn't liv without you fifteen years gone, i've come a long way without you and if we ever meet again i got a piece of you my friend i carry you with me we've come a long way from Buckhorn and Top Ramen I see you now, we've got nothing in common i carry you with me But I remember every fight every crazy naked night to every unfamiliar skyline that i see i carry ou with me i carry you with me you're there enshrined in memory where friendship never dies every moring D.O.A. every evening every day that well never get to say so much left unsaid 'Cause high skool drop outs dont go to reunions whats the point? im under no delusions do you carry me the way I wonder wherever you are today i carry you with me? i carry you with me

getting it on with... i swear this really happened i pulled my trick maneuver that's when i heard it snappin' She broke my dick OOOWWWWW my life's been on the rocks SHE goddamn broke my dick ever since i met her cold ice packs and heating pads and band aids for my... (penis) SHE BROKE MY DICK she goddamn broke my dick ooowwwww she goddamn broke my dick She broke my dick uuuuggggghhh (she broke his dick) she broke my dick (i broke his dick) main vein shot with cortison, ice pack on the rest she goddamn broke my dick it hurt so much but i'd do it again why couldn't i have just left her unsatisfied?

Once you recognize the truth tell me what do you do? Addicted to the sickness its an actual fact, It's inside of me and its inside of you, All I know is I hope we're better than that. We try to lend a hand, to help our fellow man, But what is said and done, its all about number one, We cooperate enough to stay alive, It's inside of me and its inside of you, And the devotion to the trinity of me, myself and I. Once you recognize the truth tell me what do you do? Addicted to the sickness its an actual fact, All I know is I hope we're better than that. So I went to get a hammer to break his knees, I remember once this guy, made my girl cry, Nothing came of it, except just macho bullshit, Or expression of the symptoms of the naked ape's diease. And the nightmare keeps repeating, While the consciences are sleeping, Untroubled and unclean. This cool girl that I know went and had a baby, she lets me hold the kid a while, An amazing leap of faith,And when I see them, and I watch the baby smile, I thought i'd outgrown hope, But what I see there gives me reason. Once you recognize the truth tell me what do you do? It's inside of me and its inside of you, All I know is I hope we're better than that, Addicted to the sickness its an actual fact, All I know is I hope we're better than that, Oh we're better than that, Oh we're better than that, All I know is I hope we're better than that.

what went wrong? How could it take so long? I never thought it could be so wrong this far along Maybe it was the time you crashed my car maybe it was the time i pushed you around or is it just what happens when people grow apart what went wrong? how could it take so long? i have to ask myself its not me we were never meant to be i never thought it could be so wrong this far along i never knew it could take so much to satisfy me to pacify you Maybe it was the way we chose to live or is it just what happens after 18 months maybe it was the things we chose to do without i never knew it could take so much to satisfy me to pacify you you have to ask yourself i never thought it could be so wrong this far along its not me we were never meant to be what went wrong? how could it take so long? no good to wonder why we failed to be itll never take away the things you meant to me what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong? what went wrong?