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On top of the sky is a place where you go,
If you've done, nothing wrong If you've done nothing wrong. And down in the ground is a place where you go If you've been a bad boy If you've been a bad boy. Why can't we have eternal life And never die Never die. In the place up above, you grow feather wings, And you fly, round and round With a harp singing hymns. And down in the ground you grow horns And a tail, and you carry a fork And moan and wail. Why can't we have eternal life And never die Never die. (Guitar Solo) On top of the sky is a place where you go If you've done, nothing wrong If you've done nothing wrong And down in the ground is a place where you go, If you've been a bad boy If you've been a bad boy. Why can't we have eternal life And never die Never die. |
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Ever since I first saw you
I never seem to get you of my mind When I tried to say hello you tried to go, I made you stay behind Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall. Remember when I lost my cool Shouted at you, you nearly hit the ceiling Your trying to make me feel like a fool Ignoring me you really hurt my feelings Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall. I'm gonna bring you down to my size One of these days I'm gonna make you fall I'm gonna bring you down to my size Smash your head against the wall. (Guitar Solo) Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall. I'm gonna bring you down to my size One of these days I'm gonna make you fall I'm gonna bring you down to my size Smash your head against the wall. Ever since I first saw you, I never seem to get you off my mind When I tried to say hello, You tried to go I made you stay behind Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall. |
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Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small Now he's up above my head Hanging by a little thread Boris the spider Boris the spider Now he's dropped on to the floor Heading for the bedroom door Maybe he's as scared as me Where's he gone now, I can't see Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly There he is wrapped in a ball Doesn't seem to move at all Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure Pick this book up off the floor Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly He's come to a sticky end Don't think he will ever mend Never more will he crawl 'round He's embedded in the ground Boris the spider Boris the spider |
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Six thirty in the morning, I'd just got to sleep
I felt so tired didn't even count sheep I woke up with six policemen standing by the bed The voice of doom was ringing in my head Get up fella, and don't make no fuss Put your clothes on, you gotta come with us. To cell number seven Cell number seven Cell number seven Cell number seven ain't exactly Heaven. Bill the con said, I think it appears I've only been dreaming the last four years Wiggy said, I'm having so much fun Cell number one has something for everyone Meanwhile in Boston the kids were queuing Back in Montreal we were just stewing. In cell number seven Cell number seven Cell number seven Cell number seven's a long way from Heaven. Micky boy was busy banging his cell While the admiral was trying to talk his way outta Hell Well Bobby needs a change of seed and sand The promoter's tearing out his hair screaming where's the band? (Guitar Solo) The chicks were in the chicken shack eating bread and honey The hotel manager was adding up the money Come on froggies let us pay We got a show to do We gotta get away. In cell number two was the singer of The Who Pacing up and down like a tiger in a zoo Cousin Graham didn't even know what he'd done To make them take away his, Nikon Meanwhile in Boston the kids were waiting While back in Montreal we were just speculating. In cell number seven Cell number seven Cell number seven Cell number seven ain't nothing like Heaven. The Birdman was sleeping in cage number three Waiting for the sound of a turning key While Dougal the Dane leant against the wall Frightened to sleep in case he should fall And meanwhile in Boston the kids never knew That in cell numbers two, three, and seven were The Who. Cell number seven Me and Moonie were in cell number seven He dribbled on my jacket in cell number seven Oo hoo Snored like a goat Ruined my coat. |
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The whole world is full of people living lives of worry
What's the hurry, who cares? The whole world is full of people wasting time just thinking Thinking that they're sinking, who cares? Don't care was made to care Don't care was tried Don't care was hung by his worries 'til he nearly died. Some people think I'm crazy Others just think I'm lazy But I know that I'm stronger People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Everybody says they pay their bills the day they're sent I don't even pay my rent, who cares? Everybody says they need their breakfast every morning I'm satisfied with yawning, who cares? Don't care was made to care Don't care was tried Don't care was hung by his worries 'til he nearly died. Some people think I'm crazy Others just think I'm lazy But I know that I'm stronger People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Don't care was made to care Don't care was tried Don't care was hung by his worries 'til he nearly died. Some people think I'm crazy Others just think I'm lazy But I know that I'm stronger People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. The whole world is full of people living lives of worry What's the hurry, who cares? The whole world is full of people wasting time just thinking Thinking that they're sinking, who cares? |
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My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be I ain't been home since Friday night And now my wife is coming after me Give me police protection Gonna buy a gun To look after number one Give me a bodyguard A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive All I did was have a bit too much to drink And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law And now I ain't got time to think Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive And I'm oh so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time So I can get to run some more, yeah She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! |
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