Yeah, you know what I'm sayin' Y'all niggas been poppin' an awful lot of shit for a while now Talking all that shit Like y'all motherfuckers got so much motherfuckin' personality and shit (yeah) All of y'all poppin' all that fly shit, tryin' to dis niggas and all that bullshit, know what I'm sayin? (yeah) But you know deep down i your motherfuckin' hearts, y'all niggas is BOOOMBS compared to this nigga named Slick Rick You know that shit, you been knew that shit (yeah) Y'all motherfuckers been knew that motherfucker might come back and kick ya'll motherfuckin' ass (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
YO! TURN IT UP! 2X Y'ALL GOTTA TURN IT UP DO LIKE I DO HA HA
Ladies and gents, let the teacher start I am the greatest rapper, walk, talk, eat, shit, fart You motherfuckers can't see me Even with a patch on my eye, I'm dreamy All in the grill of the gruesome 1, 2, 3, 7 diamonds on the twosome Schedule, I aim to be in Atlanta with the legendary Jermaine Dupri
Uh huh, I'm more delicious than shit outta cook books See I'll even make Salvation Army clothes look good (you know) That divine, so fine, don't even wear the same underwear 2 times
JD, not the one to fuck around with Heard ya got the whole entire state locked down, kid
That's right so don't ask us who the best From the north to the south to the east to the west We're...
*Fresh, dressed like a million bucks Still worn the Bally shoes and the fly green socks We're fresh, dressed like a million bucks Still worn the Bally sodadadadada socks
Come on, kids, Jermaine Dupri a wiz Walkin' down the street, you kow mindin' my own biz My man girlfriend started actin' like she hoein' "Hey JD, where your fine ass going?" To the studio, I told her frontin' Unless you wanna take it in the cooler or sumpin'
<ahh!> For real and that shit ain't a fact?
She said that she would meet me at my house around 10 Not to mention, a nice tender body 10 o'clock, here came the red beau hotty My man girl told totally deceptive Still I try to fuck the full out the bitch rectum <unhhh> See, the woman so shady Talkin' bout actin' like she upped and offed JD Now she wanna kiss and caress cause i left a couple of bite marks on the hun's breasts I'm...
*Repeat (x2)
When the doubt falls, my door they knock up on Designers even ask me what they need to stock up on Why the fuck did ya like to done pest us When the tag team ya hearin' is untouchable, peasant? Slick, Jermaine Dupri back as the fat trackers We'll diarrhea up on your black ass Babies jump out the carriage Could even fix the Hillary and Clinton marriage Charisma now felt To the point where even I could make even lesbians melt Models bookin' at me Could even make her grandmother catch an orgasm lookin' at me (you know) It's kinda outlandish, rastas even say "What kind fine young man dis" So don't put me to the test From the north, from the south to the east to the west We're...
Yeah check check I can't I can't manage I I can't (But you must Rick) I can't I can't manage (But you must Rick) Ah shit
Hoes ass kiss cause I'm like Jason vision Releasin' me a basket case from prison Pissed Blood feenin' the villain like 'Wassup ya'll' Deep down schemin' how to kill 'em Misleadin' a bit although proceedin' a hit I made 'em feel I'd never jeopardise my freedom for shit Played the empty headed part, Though the moment they dreaded start, neat Back of the head and took the credit card Seen properly decease, Made it look like an everyday robbery to police And I's out Police believed a thief pop for sureity, a jerky Alert the rest to beef up security And not to get flashy, although another blast occurred Another brother deservin' to get massacred Pleasure in poppin' that flea Should a heard mister tough guy coppin' mad pleas Not insane, nor am I biased Though feels good to watch a motherfucker die before my fly ass Ain't nuttin' to blast, fuck it Then I put some crack vials in the ass pocket and was off Police said a thug awaited, since I didn't leave no evidence A drug related incident
I still clock the mil' figures, cock back triggers Reason why your girlfriends dig us - cause I kill niggaz
You are my shining star, my guiding light, my thug fantasy You are my shining star, my guiding light, my thug fantasy
Well I had it up to here, that's why a brother buckin' trife And gettin' way with murder, this the motherfucking life At a jam, nine figure on shelf While your army a nigger snickering among self - thiefs Who wanna clock the br
Here's an oldie but goodie Hit it Excuse me What? Can I have your attention? Mn-hmm There's just a few things that I've got to mention (Uh-huh) There's girlies out here that seem appealing They'll come in your life and cold hurt your feelings I'm telling you As sure as Rick is my name I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same Treat 'em like a prostitute (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my first example
Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while Plans for the future, she's having your child Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts Tell all your friends about your family thoughts One friend was drunk so he starts to act wild He tells the truth about the kid It's not your child Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk He said, "Your wife went berserk while you was hard at work" And she led him on and tried to please him She didn't waste time, she didn't try to tease him
Treat 'em like a prostitue (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my second example
It's your wife You buy the tramp jewels and clothes You get sentimental and bring home a rose Give her everything 'cause you swear she's worth it All your friends tell you, "The bith dont' deserve it" Love is blind, so there goes your wealth Until one day, you see things for yourself Home from work early, Mr. Loverman You had a card and some candy in your right hand There's the mailman, he was short yet stout He went inside your house and didn't come back out Bust it Just a friendly stop, come on, is it? The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit? The thought alone makes your temperature boil You say to yourself, she might still be loyal You open up your door and stand in a trance You see the mailman's bag and the mailman's pants Came home to party from work had a hard day Look around your house and you say, "Where the fuck are they?" Run upstairs up to your bedroom You look inside your room, you see something brewin' Cover your mouth because you almost choke You see the mailman's dick way up your wife's throat
Treat 'em like a prostitute (Mm-hmm) Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my third example
Now your girl, she don't like to have sex a lot Today she's ready and she's hot, hot, hot As you open up the door she says, "Get on the floor" She wants to try things she's never tried before She takes off your drawers and works you over She calls you Twinkles And you call her Rover Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill She says, "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will That's not the half 'til you start to ride her Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her It's not yours-who can it be? I think it was a slick rapper, his name is M.C. Ricky
Treat 'em like a prostitute Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well Treat no girlie well, until you're sure of the scoop
Hauk, who goes yonder? It is I, sire, Richard of Nottingham Well, speak up man, what is it? News from the east, sire, Rick the Ruler has returned!
Gather 'round party goers as if your still livin And get on down to the old Slick rhythm Now this one here is called the Ruler my dear Its a mere party booster that will set things clear Its a hundred percent proof from champions of truth And if you feel you need spirit I'll bring back your youth Relax your mind, and folks unwind And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find And off we go, let the trumpets blow Well hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro The Ruler's back
Now in these times, at least to me There's a lot of people out here tryin' to sound like Ricky D Not tryin' to cause trouble cause its really a small thing But they're bitin what I'm writin God it's great being the king Some sound allright, but then they act illy Try conquering my crown and that's really very silly Now I'm not the type that gets upset Try to disrespect folks just to earn respect But learn this fact, whether white or black I can't be conquered in my style of rap For jealousy and envy are dumb ones tools So Ricky says nothing, he keeps his cool Revenge is not a mission that the Ruler's on Just forgiveness required for the wrong that's done So off we go, let the trumpets blow And hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro The Ruler's back
Now one day when I was chillin' at this outside jam I seen folks havin' a ball and plus clappin' their hands To beats of records that conquer the streets Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats Girls was chillin', boys rule as usual The slacks, the golds, the rings, I hope I'm not confusin y'all But everyone in the house looks smashin' Fresh clothes on their butts and nothing out of fashion And just when you thought nothing couldn't get better A news flash concealed in a bright yellow letter A kid ran up to the mike and said "Alert, hear this," Cleared his cloggy throat and then began to persist He said "Hallelujah, kids hear this the Ruler's back and he's here to assist" So off we go, let the trumpets blow And hold on because the driver of the mission is a pro The Ruler's back
Here we go, Once upon a time not long ago, When people wore pajamas and lived life slow, When laws were stern and justice stood, And people were behavin' like they ought ta good, There lived a lil' boy who was misled, By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: "Me, Ya, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, Robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash", They did the job, money came with ease, But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha, Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, He said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why did ya hit me ?", The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, "I'll do years if I pull this trigga", So he cold dashed and ran around the block, Cop radioes it to another lady cop, He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, Looked around good and from expectations, So he decided he'd head for the subway stations, But she was coming and he made a left, He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him, Then he made his move to an abandoned building, Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!" The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, He went outside but there was cops all over, Then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova (?), Raced up the block doing 83, Crashed into a tree near university, Escaped alive though the car was battered, Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, Ran out of bullets and still had static, Grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic, Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, He told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead", Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, So he let the lady go and he starts to run on, Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, Before long the lil' boy got surrounded, He dropped the gun, so went the glory, And this is the way I have end this story, He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, Just another case 'bout the wrong path, Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast(?).
Well I'm sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth (my teeth) It's the last day of the week, boy what a relief (relief) My muscles kind of ache, they felt rigid and stuff so I looked around, and I smoked this big fat spliff Now I'm happy as can be I'm in this pothead spell I put some Visine in my eyes so that no one can tell It's 12:55 almost time for the bell Put the breathmints in the mouth so that the mouth don't smell Now back on the job, I don't bother no one I keep strictly to myself and all my work gets done Now the job's finally over it's time to have fun and I'm hangin out with Trevor there's a kid named John Got real drunker than a skunk and happy as can be We went, to the Latin Quarters and we got in free Scoopin all the girls like nuttin with my trunk jewelry cause I'ma fly brown brother and you can't school me Boogie Down was performin hey they ain't no joke And a bunch of Brooklyn kids was lookin all down my throat Was it my big chains with the big plates on em? Then they rolled on me and told me to run em
This was the moment I feared... "Hey yo homeboy take off your chains man Bout to hurt you real fuckin bad, I'm gonna fuck you up" This was the moment I feared... "Yo what's the matter stupid? Take the shits off man! The fuck is up?"
I said, "They're really not real, they're just a front for the girls" Then a whole bunch of fists just, caved my world I was in pain, so ashamed, I wish I had not came Had to kindly pick up my face and then ride home on the train, then I went to an open store that's where I brought/bought me a quart Then I went to the park, and I sat and I thought I seen Danny Boy though he's with his girl named Sarah in one of his cars, I think this one's a Bravera She calls out to me, but, I really couldn't hear her So I went just a little bit closer so I'd hear a little clearer She said, "I need Veronica Blades that's right near Tilden" I said, "I know where that's at cause that's right next to my building" I gave em the information and they went on their way I went home, and there I slept til almost three the next day Then someone knocked on my door, I opened up, no quit! It was Sarah with some magazines and a bag named Kit She tried to use me and seduce me and at first I wasn't with it Then we did it and we did it and we did it and WE DID IT She said it was great, she said she's glad we had done it The elevator came and Danny Boy was on it
This was the moment I feared... "Hey yo what the fuck's goin on here? What you doin to my girl homeboy?" This was the moment I feared... "Oh I just KNOW y'all didn't just finish fuckin I just KNOW y'all ain't just finish fuckin"
Well he was huffin and puffin and he swung at me -- word So I pulled out my jammy and I silenced the nerd Then he was dead two in the head I took the cash and the Visa's She said, "Don't worry about a thing just make sure nobody sees us" We went back to her apartment, there was blow in the freezers She said, "We're rich we're rich we can have whatever will please us" Now I don't hang with no one who ain't good for my health So I put the sugarhead out and I went for self Now I was rich as I was rich I could have whatever would please me Now I could wear real gold in front of folks that would tease me Yah me, I'll be a new neighborhood dad Cats'll roll up on me screamin, "Yo Rick my man!!" I guess I was too fly word up I'm sorry to say Ya see a cop rolled up on me and told me, "Make my day" I said, "Relax brother," but he had proof that I had done it Yah they had false hair on underwear with my fingerprints all on it This was the rise and fall of my fast lane style And I was the main event on the TV for a while but now I'm in jail doin life and I'm scared Some kids snuffed me cold and greased me where no one dared
This was the moment I feared... "Turn around nigga (HAHAHAHA) Spread your cheeks" This was the moment I feared... "UHH, AOWWHWHWAA! STOP STOP! AHAOWWHAHAOOHO"
[Scratching] get, get, get, get, get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get, get, get, get, get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get, get, get, get (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get, get, get, get, get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!)
[Verse One] Well it's me, and it's time to mingle So wake up world and bus' out my new single I take dead bodies and I boost them up live So straighten up and be alert because the ruler's arrived No {Not uncle sam} but I can still recruit As {Hip-hop commander} of the people's troop So troop be troopers and follow commands Cuz' {No one can rule like the ruler Rick can} Though some like it hot and some may like the shock So let's get together what I mean is rock No vanity, insanity {Strictly cloud} Now put your hands together and scream and shout {Go Slick Rick!} and then go bizerk But {Keep it at a limit so no one gets hurt} And don't be boring please not lazy My jam's packed so let's get crazy
[Chorus] [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] Get, get, get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] Get, get, get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] Get, get, get, get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!)
[Verse Two] The original, that's the title I've earned Anybody disagreeing been burnt' and learnt' Told a theif straighten up as I humble hell And I {Bring a little rhythm} wherever I dwell Cuz' the door's wide open and I'm taking a chance As I dip through Europe and I'm going to (France) Now I always may try and play like full of fun But in this type of rap I number one Not number (Two) on a wild-style blizzard And if I was in the OZ I'd be (Slick Rick the wizzard) Or some yound man named MC Ricky D And no fool can say they created me So wild child, lets go bizerk But keep it at a limit so no one gets hurt And don't freeload cuz' I'm not lazy My jam's packed so let's get crazy
[Chorus] [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] Oh my God! [Scratching] Oh my God! [Scratching] Oh my God! Excuse me Doug E. Fresh (Yes) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!)
[Verse Three] Well we're in the last station of the final chapter {Oh Ricky don't go} But you know that I have to So tell me daily news and all the magazines (Ricky D's in control) Of what? (Hip-hop scene) Uptown downtown the man's rated supreme If Martin Luther were here he'd say (Hey Rick I had a dream) And if I'm at a jam it must be pumping People dwell us light cuz' it's them I'm stomping So y'all be adventurous (Shake and twist) I insist that this will bring more than just bliss A posse's and crewies' (Is the size you best) It's time to get (Stupid), what I mean is (Fresh) Hey wild child lets go bizerk But keep it at a limit so no one gets hurt And don't be a crumb and try to phase me My jam's stacked so lets get crazy
[Chorus] [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!) [Scratching] get a lil' stupid (Let's get crazy!)
(chorus 4x) A teenage love, A teenage love Don't, don't hurt me again
(Verse One) Hey sport, here's a thought from the old school crew A serious situation we all go through It deals with your feelins, so hear what I say It's like a day when nothing seems to go your way Bust this, two people, they really like each other He says their's no one else And she claims there is no other The feelins the same, and you receive a notion To reveal your inner thoughts and deeply hidden emotions
(Chorus:4x)
(Verse Two) Precious times, hopin they won't end Tell your mother bout your lover also your best friend Ya mighty proud while your holdin their hand Boys, yea that's my woman, and girls, yeah that's my man This person brings a certain warmth to your heart And everything seems so great at the start For she loves him, and he also loves her And it's hard to turn back to who the person you were But later on, problems start to occur And the bond, which combines, y'all turns into a blur For the feelins were the same, now here's the score You love them to much, and they don't love you anymore Is your attitude a number Or because your not bein true Or maybe they're just plain sick of seein you Word, now it might seem strange You better take hints quick, and make the right change
(Chorus 4x)
See just when you swore the ball was rollin They're gone and part of your hearts been stolen get back on your feet with a hop and a skip but no you'd rather go with this dead relationship hangin around and buyin them stuff you see them every darn day yet don't see them enough you follow them around and they claim your hawkin when conversation comes you do all the talkin not to mention attention, we all need a bit beind your back their say yea he's all up in my they're gtin sick of you and quite annonyed and if you had plans for the future they're now destroyed you saw what was happenin and you still let it and if you ever let him make love to you girls you can forget it sweetheart you been caught an it'll spread around town faster then you thought then breakup time an you receve the word yo this is from the heart and I know that part hurts get over it from now on don't take short slick if its not true love you shouldn't deal with it just think of your future and what is to come and pay attention to the words in this song they go (Chorus 1x) Do you know where you're goin to do you like the things life is showin you where are you goin to do you know Don't hurt me again(8x) (Chorus 4x)
[Ricky Walters] Ladies and gentlemen... and lowlifes It is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight... Slick Rick the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!! Doing their smash hit "Mona Lisa " you know like the picture? Anyway I'd like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty
[Ricky] Oh your majesty... [Slick] Hmm? [Ricky] Can I kiss your hand? [Slick] Mm hmm [Ricky] (kisses his hand loudly) [Slick] Enough! [Ricky] Come your highness.. they await you..
[Slick Rick] Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what? Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you.. YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, "Excuse me, dear my gosh, you look nice! Put away your money I'll buy that slice!" She said, "Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you" The compliment showed she had a mind in her And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her She said, "Great Scott! Are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth" Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny So I said, "No child, I work hard for the money And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!) Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet" She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard Me! "Well what's your name, son?" "MC Ricky D," but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee "I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah) Please sit, and tell me a little about your past" She said, "Well I got courage, and I don't like porridge (uh-huh) I've never been to college, but I've got crazy knowledge (uh-huh) Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh) I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh) Trim, slim, (yeah) and I'm also light skinned Best believe Mona's a virgin" A virgin?! Honey needed a slap She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap I said, "It don't matter, see, I'm not picky (word) Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky: R -- Ravishing I -- Impress C -- Courageous; so careless K -- for the Kangols which I've got that I wear everyday and Y -- why not? To fight's not right that I recite and I'm.. quite polite like Walter Cronkite" Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in He said, "Hey Rick, don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin?!?" He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store He said, "I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more! Now come along, we have a party to attend With some real mature women and some more of her friends" He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it! And as we were leavin and drivin along I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song
(excerpt from "Walk On By" [D. Warwick]) "If you see me walking down the street And I start to cry.. each time we meet.. Walk on by.. walk on by.. Foolish pride That's all that I have left, so, let me hide The pain and the hurt that you gave me When you said goodbye.. You walked on by.."
Kit, where you goin'? Sorry, michael, it's rick the ruler, I have to go
Lights, camera, action, you're on, Get old ricky d, what's wrong? The crowd's gone, So help me out kit cause this thief has to be caught, Radio the chief of police, get a report, Chief of police said "well, I'm sorry ricky d cause I really can't Help," Ahh drats I think I'll take a long walk, Kit put your scan on all these rappers in new york, "but michael's callin' me rick, I got to go, If I get a word you'll definetly be the first to know," Well on that night I felt really up tight, Hello? , "rick, it's vance wright, Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they're down town," Word? , "someone's havin' a concert and they're using your crown," What? , you sure it's mine? "yo rick, I know the shape of it," You know your scratchers? , "yeah, plus I got tape of it," Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle, Kit, ricky rick, pick up, forget old michael, Well here came the dj, trick to say the least, "yo let me hear the tape," it's a complete masterpiece, Y'all figure this kinda is, but this I bound to overtake, I heard a (honk honk), that's kit, so lets pray, Here go my rap kit, Analyze a hit, so kit what's the scoop? "slick rick, this one is it"
Well my tummy was growlin while i'se chillin in my seat, We stopped by mcdonald's so I could somethin' to eat, Skipped the line, the crowd started to break, Hey yo, let me get a big mac and a strawberry shake, Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead, Injected me with somethin', threw a bag over my head,
I felt real weak, word, I couldn't even stand, I fell, next thing i'se being thrust inside a van, Unconscious, who could be this shady? , When I awoke I was in a room with this lady, "so your the boss, rick rick with all the clout? ", Uh-huh know why'm I tied up and what's this all about? , And this she left the room this was my one chance for hope, I used my watch lighter to burn away the rope, Then i's free, i's free, an alarm was alerted, I made a flying leap through the window and it hurted, Someone threw a knife, who could be this trife, Then I ran and I ran cause i's petro (petrified) for my life, Stranded and raw I saw a phone not far, I radioed in to my supadelic car, Yo, what's with the concert, am I still in it to win it? , "yes I'm in manhattan and I'll be there in a minute, And oh, by the way, I re-listened to your hit, hey rick," What's the scoop? , "oh man, this one is it!"
Tight tight security, man, there was a (? ), Came in with some candles and bum rushed the office, Grabbed up the one who liked to front and pretend, No, I don't know who it is, some brother lookin' like a hen, "let me go, let me go, please," you must be dusted, Hand cuffed this brother cause the thief could not be trusted, Grabbed up my money and my crown that's how I dissed 'em, I went on the mike, and dj, man, I'm on the system, I warmed up the techniques to show he ain't soft, The crowd was up and this is how it started off, (who, who, who is the top choice of them all? ) Yo vance, cut, thanks a lot, who wanna die? , We up top, somewhat, forget me not, Class that I have won't last, Soon as I blast, from out the past, dash fast, and hear a last, Vance wright, no man can bring you this, And ricky rick, clean shot, cause I'm the king of this
(Hey young world) The world is yours (Hey young world) The world is yours (Young world, young world) The world is yours Young wo-o-o-o-rld
(This right here) it may cause concern It's (for all of these) why don't you listen and learn? (Love, peace, happiness) that once was strong (But you teach society) even that's turned wrong (Times have changed) hey, it's cool to look bummy And be a dumb dummy and disrespect your mummy (Have you forgotten) who put you on this earth? (And...???...) and who loved ya since your birth Reward is a brainwash kid goin wild Young little girls already have a child (Bad company) and now ya been framed (The parents are hurtin') hurtin' and ashamed (You're ruining yourself) and your mommy can't cope Hey little kids don't follow these dopes (As a rule from a non-fool) your life don't drool Don't be a fool like those that don't go to school (Get ahead) and accomplish things You'll see the wonder and the joy life brings (Don't admire thieves) hey, they don't admire you Their times limited hard rocks too So listen be strong, scream 'whoopee doo' Go for yours cause dreams come true (And you'll make your mommy) so proud of you (And this is a message) that the ruler Rick threw and it's true
you kno what.. we likes ta party hey young world the world is yours
(Hey Mr. Bigshot) hey don't ya look fly? (You don't have a ...??... ) oh my my my You been fightin' again and you forgot why hey kid walk straight master your high (Whyyyy?) Because you make your family cry And all jokes aside are you in good health? (Hey little boy) now have you really checked yourself You're a disgust you know someone I can't trust (You'd steal mom's welfare) and you'd run and buy some dust (And plus I must say) big shot your not Your friends are talking and I'm hearing that your girl's a what? You didn't know? Go steal and rob (And while your at it) go get a suit for a job You see, you're actin' like this urge is demanding (Come on, wake up) have some understanding Society's a weak excuse for a man (It's time for a plan) time to take the stand Believe it or not the lord still shines on you And he (guides you) and he watched you as you grew Plus (past the age) of a little child, that's true But folks your age don't act like you do (So be mature) and put the boy to a home (And if your over 18) I wish you'd act like an adult (Don't live in a world) of hate hate hate (Pull yourself together) and get yourself straight (Men don't steal) hey most don't borrow (And if you smoke crack) your kids will smoke crack tomorrow (So be more mature) and kids do your chores (Make your own money) hey be proud thats yours (You know why? Cuz thats a man) that's brains no spite (Stayin' outta trouble) when it comes in sight (And a man never misses a fight) in god's sight Cuz righteous laws are overdue And this is a message that the ruler rick threw and it's true
you know what you know what we likes ta party we likes ta party hey young world the world is yours hey young world (mumbling in the background)
well I've been a public figure for quite a long time known to the whole world for what (my style of rhyme) but tonight let's talk about the ones who bite although they know they won't (never get it right) because they have no (class) and they have no (shame) they'll bite another brother to boost their own (name) get paid correct on a one way gimmick I'm happy for you lowlifes but 'member there's a limit - so say
teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it it looks kinda easy like there was nothing to it but they don't understand that the master will be the creator of the style (Ricky D) teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it it looks so easy like there was nothing to it but they don't understand that the master will be the creator of the style (Ricky D)
when I walk into a party cokesnorters laugh as the girls be crazy coming for my mere autograph and it seems that they aspiring my new style of rappin' and brothers all around me out of vanity are snappin' the girls say 'wow Rick you're so unique please tell us how you organize the words you speak' but my will says chill and I go upon my way 'cause class will be taught some other day - so say
teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it it looks kinda easy like there was nothing to it but they don't understand that the ruler will be the creator of the style (Ricky D) teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it it looks so easy like there was nothing to it but they don't understand the ruler will be the creator of the style (Ricky D)
well I remember one night when the world was dead quiet and out of nowhere some boy starts a riot he tore my clothes, I had to throw blows a shotgun barrel was dead on my nose I froze - it was Big Foot and the Toes yup, a bunch of small timers that be it on my shows surrounded the ruler with machetes too they said um 'if you don't teach us how to rap you're through' I said 'okay, now let me go, please' I seen an officer - then the officer screamed 'freeze!' he said 'Slick Rick you okay?' I had to play it off, some girls were looking my way so I smacked one in the face and told him 'I won't retire' and many years from now I'll just be getting higher for I am the master, set and done my name is Ricky D and I'm the only one - so say
(...Ricky D) - (...Ricky D)
now when I was a lad my style was bad so I had to use what little bit of knowledge that I had so I quote and I wrote 'till I was up to par some rhymes were (boo-hoo) and some rhymes were (hahahaa!) I educate myself so I'm able to reach ya answering the call of teacher, teacher tell us how you do it, it's so easy for me the creator of the style, emcee Ricky D now my only task is to warn all biters slimy sluts and fake rhyme writers don't try your luck and get the ruler annoyed for when I'm through with you boy your whole world will be destroyed so chill mister muscle or I'll come and hunt ya if you are a girl I'll make no man want ya so if you wanna rule and no bribes in the way pay attention to my syllables and come see me and say hey hey
teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it it looks so easy like there was nothing to it but they don't understand the ruler will be the creator of the style (Ricky D) teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it it looks kinda easy like there was nothing to it but they don't understand that the ruler will be the creator of the style (Ricky D)
Excuse me, I'm trying to earn a mere buck or two A solemn rapper come in -- and who the fuck are you? Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur "I'm trying to enter in this rap contest you're havin sir" You're kinda late "Flat tire" Well that'd do it cuz Well alright, pay me now, and you'll be at the hub "I hope I don't mess up, or run out of breath, or even BRICK" Don't worry hon you're hittin em harder than a fuckin brick "But what do you think Van?" Please, no one can serve us "Wish me luck dear, I'm scared and I'm nervous" So who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
Now everytime I write dope raps they come vickin it Now you know the title of this, so start lickin it Lips kickin it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it So when you think you're prepared, I keep stickin it Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light Now who the one you're trying to be like with all your might And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race best give me space before I fly in they fuckin face Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods Don't worry about a thing cause Ricky Rick is bringin home the goods Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like it's out of spite I'm back on a mission and this time I'm gonna anchor right That's right, ads help, he's improvin it "Thank gosh Rick! We love the way you're movin it" Who's hittin rough in eighty-eight I bet your momma knows Backslap you all down like I were dominoes Stun em all, come on y'all, give me a taste of life Act trife, I'll let my dog cold fuck ya wife So be my friend and don't pretend you will not be forgiven You're cleaning house up to the MASTER, that's how we both are livin So who will stands, who falls, who crowds the halls This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
GO Vance Wright! GO Rick! Look at the style we bring How come you cannot write a rap that will erase the king The girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slam Shit on motherfuckers and I tell them who the fuck I am My name is Rick, but now you know who's rulin it Pump the world and the DJ put the fuel in it Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of Puppy Chow You understand alright? Hello! I'm tryin to tell you now Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!
(let's listen to this dramatic show which was popular in the early days of radio)
Ha ha, unh, yeah yeah Jazzy Jeff, Fresh Prince and uh Jazzy Jeff, Fresh Prince and uh Little taste of the old school Jazzy Jeff, yo, break it down one time Say what? Unh, unh, unh, unh One for the treble, two for the bass Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince back up in your face Me and Jeff again, "Oh my" you say 1985 to the Y2K The new millenium, propehicies, I'm fulfillin' 'em Everywhere I go, people be yelling "yo, that's Will and them" (so fresh) I check the rhyme like Quest Some jokes dropped them doo-doo rhymes at my rest The B-I-G, W-I-L-L King of swing, and I rock well The nail in the coffin of your average rapper Jeff do the ditto for your average scratcher Stature of a rapper slash actor Back to the future on wax The future of rap Tap like Gregory Hines, read the headlines Hip-hop's number one son still shines 'Cause I'm (so fresh) Big Will is (so fresh) Jazzy Jeff is (so fresh) West Philly is (so fresh) Ladies and Gentlemen, Biiiiiz... Marrrr... KIE!
Yes y'all and to the funky beat and Everytime you hear me rhyme, y'all be freakin' The B-I-Z will wreck it, R-O-C-K it You're guaranteed to like me, for what I am sayin' To all those other emcees that be tryin' to get the info Forget the rest 'cause I'm the best, and I'm a nympho- Maniac, insaniac, I'll put you in a trance and Always keep it tight, cuz, no matter what type was In, you know I'm fresh in flavor Yeah, that's right, I'm talkin' 'bout me The R-K-I-E in the place to be I recognize and hypnotize, everytime I tenderize I specialize and open eyes, to make you realize That you've been rocked with Jeff's plain skills The diobolocal, and my man Will And we're (so fresh)
Ha, Big Will is (so fresh) Biz Mark is (so fresh) Jazzy Jeff is (so fresh) Biz, do it Whoo, for the old school Unh, unh, ha ha Ladies and gentlemen Rrricky... D!
Well once upon a time eccentric head shorty Where people wore pijamas and went to bed early There was a little boy, tight clout that might sprout Tried to help lead black folk the right route Delayed, Negative voices, many, once in prison for unwise choices that he once made Divide the men, cops were sent inside of him And seeing the good he had within him, let him out again The life no longer for a big time baller, vic Big Willies like Will Smith now call the kid (yo Rick) So check the gift, everything no negative That's what happens when you steer black folk away from negative Not to mention chasin' charts, killin' 'em There'll be a member of the Biz-Mark, Will, and Rick Demise sent, can't mess with the mindset Come run with us, December 1999 said It's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my life is just rainy days I love you so, how much, you'll never know You took your love away from me Oh oh oh oh You took your love away from me Oh oh oh oh You took your love, you took your love, you took your love You took your love away from me Slick Rick Will Smith Biz Mark
It's entertainment time!!!! Wooo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick Rick in the house We doin big things here kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M Slick Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Missy Slick Rick an' M Excuse me Mr. Lawrence, you look nice Simply delicious, Missy want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the nude And "Treat Me Like a Prostitute" Now pardon me sir, I'm such a real lady Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches hate me Cruise up and down one-two-fifth Lookin for a guy like you to get with I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled beside him Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him Might as well try him, the freak that I am M dot S-E always grindin' Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to make me lose my mind Yeah Know I really want it Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M Now I want it, yeah Don't make me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no Missy No longer will I pretend Slick Rick in the house Let's get it on cause we both grown Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Intelligent, delicate, watch how the fella get Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Missy Elliott Green blush on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her touchin my privates Aw shuck I guess, main course is in I said You know I'm married? -- Yeah and what's that supposed to mean? -- Proposition for you Ruler Procede on -- Well I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on -- You with it? Down to bless one and I left one The Hit Factory, later on around eleven With my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her lookin mighty sexy and the lights all dim -- Have a drink The booze and the karmy go oddly After havin a drink I start to feel unusually horny Swellin stone, or well writ poems Busy poundin like I'm tryin to break off pelvis bones Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) Slick Rick is in the house But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to make me lose my mind - lose my mind Know I really want it - and now I want it Don't make me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no No longer will I pretend Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both grown Recognize, recognize Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look young But old enough to get it to get yo' head sprung Sit down relax, it's soft here on my couch Or give me hands strictly you might get turned out Cutie pie, 'til I sit beside him Nice shoe size, how could I deny him Big bankroll to help me retire Me and him together smell like big empire Don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money makin sure I look cute But don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money makin sure I look cute Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) Fi-fi-fine
The name of this entertainement is Women lose weight Our first years of mariage everything was just great But after two kids And a weight gain factor The fact is Now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice hit the gym And don't eat so much food But no
Your shallow You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
But how if desire's is not there That's just delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony payments My happiness i doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed When you gonna leave your wife I tell her soon mommy soon i assume Or my destiny is blue Interestingly The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
My plans against or shenanigans Kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing about poisoning And i can't swim Bad intentions pumping Might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick I guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler And sent her clean over the divider "You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill I thought "she has to be dead" Later on get a call (from a)
