Digital Underground

Yo wake up it's the D crew up in here with the Black Spooks
And we bout to drop it on y'all...y'all best get a clue

Fool get a clue, get a clue, get a clue.

Now everybody wanna tell everybody who to be with
Really doesn't matter to me long as I miss that H-I-V shit
And AIDS ain't the end of the world girls and us do kinky stuff
And theres way to muff without the fluids touchin
Never hide the truth if my body and hair is sacred
Then why we can't be naked in public
It's totally natural like sex is but this is
A law that had to be made by men with itty bitty penises
The streets of this world they are my playground I explore them
Meet somebody I don't like and I ignore them I don't destroy them
They way that you know who be he want me to hate like he hate
But I got too much m poopoo doo with me

Chorus:

Fool get a clue it's a new game
Can't be trippin on you I go my own way
Players gonna play with who they wanna play with
People gonna always lay with who they wanna lay with

Well it's the B-L-A-C-K to the S-P double O-K
It don't matter what another man say
I'm gone still do it all my way
Cause I'm slick like C-Bo's quick
I don't wanna be down with yo gross click
I just wanna snap photo flicks
With a freaky little trick puffin dodo sticks
I can live foul as dirt road hicks
I can make three plus two make six
Cut with verbal scrapes and nicks
I'm as ill as chicks with dicks
Scuff my kicks I'm bustin licks
Openin somebody up like Vicks
Purchase ism by the bricks
Plus I brick city hoes I picks
All in yo mix as I ease betwixt
Like sitcom vix be greasin dicks
I be skeezin chicks when the season switch
I be makin tricks itch like fleas and ticks
I swoop low and prey on tricks
Large I've got my own prefix
I'll stop twitchin wheres my fixer
I gonna break shit up like Twix

Chorus

Fool get a clue it's a new game
Can't be trippin on you I go my own way
Players gonna play with who they wanna play with
People gonna always lay with who they wanna lay with

You want me to want what you want
(I go my own way)
You want me to be like you be
(I go my own way)
You want me to trip like you be trippin
(I go my own way)
Gotta go my own way
(I go my own way)

Maybe it ain't your flava but I'm gettin wit it
Maybe you wouldn't be seen wit it yo but I'm splittin wit it
Maybe it ain't your style or your shape but I'm hittin it
You want me to hate what you hate
But quit it forget it
Cause I ain't wit it

This country tis of thee
Taught me how to bring the groceries
Now I'm crazy just like I'm supposed to be
Smokin mothafuckas my mentality
Sex, money, and drugs mean the most to me
Murderin mothafuckas ain't a thang to me
And I'ma keep slanging G

Hold on young blood hold on
You gotta keep holdin on
You gotta keep on fightin

The Humpty Dance lyrics
Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)

A'ight, stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
But yo, I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather 'round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere - are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance

{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Verse Two:

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance.

{Chorus}

Breakdown:

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do - check it out

Verse Three:

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say "Ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty!"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
Jig around, shakin' ya rump,
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him "Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!"

{Chorus}

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Let's get stupid!

{Chorus}

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

Outro:

Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
And to the ladies,
Peace and humptiness forever

{Music and fade}

[Intro: Humpty Hump (Del)]
This is a federal food fight
(You better know it!)
That means we're callin out all you kooks and crooks
(What?! We're about to rip this shit)
Oh, me? My name is Humpty Hump
(There's a party in here, baby)
I'm the original big-nosed rapper, baby
(You better get down with this, baby)
We're about to sling hot food all over this piece
(Just nothing but a food fight!)
Here we go, back in the house for the 9-whatever
(Foood fiiiiiggghht)
With the bacon and egg sandwich

[Humpty Hump]
You ain't bringing groceries, g
Your groove is getting rude over records
But can you sling the food like this?!
You better bite this
If you wanna make the people move like this
Chez wa, Allah, cheese burger
Flame broil base, my pickle make ya wiggle
You're busted, my mustard will wax your whole plate
By itself, not including all my funky condiments
Nod your head to this and DUCK DOWN
As I commence to lock and load a fresh cantaloupe
Yo, I'm illin! I'm slingin melons
Like the felons are slangin dope sacks
So max but I wouldn't stand so close up in the light
Either bring it or hide
Cause it's about to be a food fight!

[Chorus]
(You need something for the food fight!)
We hit you in the neck with a cheeseburger
(Gotta bring food to the food fight!)
Yeah, bruh, we hit you in the neck with a cheeseburger!

[Del]
It's classic
Slapping brothers with some lettuce from jurasstic
I counteract it with the Shock with ham hocks
>From brothers who might Tupac
Fifty-seven black [????] and lots of flows
Fat like hippopotamoes, still caught em though
In the face with excrements, peep my testaments
I bring the seasoning paprika
Eureka for the weaker, and smoke the reefer
Dribble up the funk in the beaker
And, yes, about to say ‘speaker'
It leaks in your ears and years ahead
I went to Japan and they was throwing pork balls
But I'm calling protocol, stooop!

[Chorus]
(You need something for the food fight)
We banked you in the neck with the cheeseburger
(Gotta bring something for the food fight)
Yes, we're slugging the chicken nugget to your grill
(You need something for the food fight)
Get ready, we're coming fetti with the groceries
(Gotta bring food to the food fight!)
Someone shoulda told ya, it ain't over till it's over

[Humpty]
Now if I am what I eat I hope I ain't a big couchie
Gotta substitute the ‘ouch' for the ‘ooch'!
If so, I hate to see my man Donnie O, he'd be a butthell
Substitute the ‘ell' for the ‘ole'
Actually, factually hella fools I know would be toe up
If you was what you ate, no fakin
My man Nate would be a plate of bacon
My brother Shock popcorn, and my cat would be a rat
My girlfriend would be some super sperm and things
My rich nigga Pac would be a lobster with hot wings
It's quite simple, if true that my temple is wrecked
I'd be some mushrooms and cognac
I'd be a pinto bean gravy smothered neck bone
Scrilla taker, vanilla wafer, baker, filler
So come on with your food slingin cause I'm ready
Bring it ­ SHUT UP! Nigga, sing it

[Chorus]

Bring the groceries

Hit em with the rhythm of the future x4

[Krazy Horse/Shock G]
(In the future) It's gonna be a rhythm divine
A paradise peace of mind vibe for every kind
Text to the sexless, dollars to the needy
Power to the people but DEATH to the greedy
(In the future) There's gonna be a new drug
To keep the people sleep deep on the streets
Strung up! It keeps you lifted longer
We be faxing freaks through that Internet
Hold on, I think I got 2 new females in my e-mail

[Shock G]
They told me unity was not at home
But they lied
I seen them with my TV screen phone

[Mac-Mone]
(In the future) I tap through the web online
Find time to program a freak the way I program the beats
Tweak the eats, ni son chi
Now ladies speak your speech
Hella sweet but kinda salty your balls
(In the future) Uhhh, now that's what I'm talkin bout
Got me this hard, dry swollen, out of control
Bow to the audience
Collect your chips and switch your clips
And leave the scene with the green
We give them future rhythm

[??]
Moses knows this so he flows
Prophesy for the future
They're making microchips for your toes

[Humpty Hump]
And the Nose knows those that goes
Against the flow of Mother Nature
You're breaking up the show

[Shock G]
Louie Louie, yes we received your fax
It said to have each others' backs

[Krazy Horse/Shock G]
(In the future) No imitation Gs flexing tecs in the hood
Bravery turned sweetery, 150 turns on their streetery
Warriors who blast passed what they can't do
It's how we're hitting em in the future rhythm
(In the future) We'll still be getting lifted
The gifted will rise, no lies from the higher-ups
Power shifted, wine and [????] ain't gon be the pride
Of brown town, less stress and desperation in our eyes

Hit em with the rhythm of the future
Baby, let me play with you (x4)

Verse 1 *(Shock G)*

Mammy, zammy, damn there's nothin to me
but when they rock us in the streets we say "Ooo-we"
you see the freak in the beat, she do me
I hit that mitty-bitty wit the sticky ooo-we gooy
I got more funk in my left in my left pinky toe
I got more soul in my style
then they will ever know
I got more rhythm than I'll ever need to show
we got them groceries bro
yo Luniz let go.

Verse 2 *(Numskull)*

I got the flow so let the Luni man take over
get deep into my hold
if ya lost, then picture gold
I heard styles that others stole
but it's no original flow
like the Luniz an the man wit the nose.

Verse 3 *(Yukmouth)*

Notice my flows kick like a loaded Mac-11
ghetto heavy, could climb wit mo "Good Times" than James Devin
glock wars
meanin you critize Tupac for
homies in the hood, we strap Rugers an "We Got More".

Chorus *(Shock G)*

Didn't ya know
our brothas got more
so check the new flow
cuz here we go-e-o-we-oh.
Look how we throw
a lil sumpthin to roll to
hold you, from the O-we-O-we-O.

Verse 4 *(Shock G)*

I got that Voodoo runnin through my veins
quit
surpressed yes
crazy no
not insane
I smoothie through the menu then I make my order
I got that dominate gene
so if ya 'noid hide yo daughter
the love ya givin is based on what I do for you
for the right amount of money you probably let me ??? you
I like to glide up in it, but I got my pride
ain't no whore
don't second guess yo man cuz he got more.

*(Chorus)*

Verse 5 *(Yukmouth)*

Studio gangstas wanna battle, well let's battle
I blasted
they plastic ass get put under ground wit the fragments.

Verse 6 *(Numskull)*

Snaggle tooth rhymers wit no flavor
save a gang a neighbors
then move away so they won't be called haters.

Verse 7 *(Yukmouth)*

Captain Save-A-Hoe
up-up an away ya go
the "O" is too unfadeable.

Verse 8 *(Numskull)*

But don't trip
get a grip
make ya own skit
be sure
before
you slide through the door cuz "We Got More".

Chorus *(Shock G)* 2x

Didn't ya know
our brothas got more
so check the new flow
cuz here we go-e-o-we-oh.
Look how we throw
a lil sumpthin to roll to
bump hoes to
from the O-we-O-we-O.

[Shock G]
Got that bang, mayne
Mmm-hmm
Twenties, thirties ­ what you need?
See, this is full spectrum
Undiluted heavyweight bang
Yeah, we moving weight
And you can reach me on the internet
Come get what you need

[Krazy Horse/Shock G]
Not just a nickel bag full, mayne
Give me the fat, jumbo thirty bag of bang
Watch what you slang
Cause if it sound the same I'll keep looking
Ain't putting fake music in my veins (no, no, no)
Not just a nickel bag full
Or a dime bag of bull cause I need my tummy full
Pop daddy brought a fatty, slinging that banging
But underground mommy bought me hella bump
Hella bump

[Shock G]
Flow on, baby, so I can get my bump on
If we got any real bump junkies in the house
Like myself
>From now on no more nickels and dimes, baby
Rolling or the folding kind
Now's the time to grind my way
And bump with conviction

[Krazy Horse/Shock G]
A thirty bag of bang, baby
Look at the way we bumping
Take a swig of this here swing
And recognize who pumping junk
Who pumping stuff, who give you the Holy Ghosties
Who rocks the spot
To bring the groceries with the most ease
Not just a nickel bag full
I need a twenty so my tummy gets full
Not just a nickel bag full
You gotta give me hella bump, hella bump

[Shock G]
I'm picky about my flowing
Not too slow and not too fast
You gotta be banging
Want to feel like you like some ass
Cop it somewhere else if you're bumping cut
You're giving away the ????
But still you're stingy with the bump
Fronting on the funk we love
Heavy bass thriller
The humping, trunk-dwelling, hella-bumping party killer
While we singing knock me down
Lift me up, tell me something good
And give me hella bump

[Digital Underground x2]
Yeah, we roll with the flow
It's all we know
The D slanging hella bump

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!

{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

[Featuring 2Pac]
Chorus: repeat 2X
All around the world,same song
All all around the world same song
[Shock G]
I came for the party to get naughty, get my rocks on
eat popcorn,watch you move your body to the pop song
that I'm singing, dinga-linging, funky beats ringing
everybody's swinging in the place
as I kick the J and easy is my style
R&B mixing it with the hip hop swing beat
Champagne in my hand, it wont be long till I'm gone
It's just the same old song
[Humpty Hump]
It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin
sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken
oops don't get the grease on your pantyhose
I love ya Rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose
Sneezin, but still I'm pleasin to all the slimmies
Pull out my jimmie, time to get busy wit a Jenny
if it's good and plenty, dont you know
there I go, there I go, there I go
But I dont go nowhere without my jim hat
If I'm rappin, cause she's clappin
then I'm strappin cause I'm smarter than that
then girlie maybe we can get along
Cutie after cutie, it's just the same old song
Chorus: repeat 3X
[Money B]
Money B, the freaky deaky, the sqeaky meaky up and down
as a matter of fact ill be right back i gotta take a leak
So I'm drainin entertainin, but I got fame
and the bases I touch to much for me tryin to be namin
Aiyyo, you saw me on cable and gip
I busted in and I was goin legit
Clark Gable back in Pakland its the same old song
sport these shorties, same freckles and hat
drinkin the same 40's
[Humpty Hump]
hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip
just like butter, my ryhmes are legit
Cause I'm the humpty. not humpty dumpty, but humpty hump
here a hump, there a hump, everywhere a hump
[Shock G]
ah shut up and just listen
not dissin dont get me wrong
but to me its just the same old song
so just watch, my name is shock, and i like to rock
and you cant stop this
2Pac go ahead and rock this
[2Pac]
Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground
Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around
gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me
harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me
Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high
same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy
(clamin that they must have changed,just because we came strong)
I remain, still the same (why Tu'?) cause it's the same song
Chorus: repeat 3X

[Dr Cook]
Ruth, send in the next patient

[Chorus x4]
Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job
Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)

[Baby DHumpty-Hump]
People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin
Ain't it about time for you to be bailin out
Of the race and community you come from
Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump!
Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump
So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump

Dr: Sit down
HH: Wait a minute, uh-uh
Dr: Get in the chair

[Humpty-Hump]
Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked
She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure
The white girl says my hips are not big enough
And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger
All of these so-called celebrities
Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities
A young girl sees you on a TV show


She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!"
Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head
So you can get another gold waterbed?!
You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit
Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it

[Chorus]

[Humpty-Hump]
Uh, and you don't stop, check it
I smell the message from the TV
Does my Humpty nose deceive me?
Smells like the blacker the wacker
Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her
But see for me, the bigger the nose the better
They say the lighter the righter
Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough
Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough
I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection
And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction
So catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tan
Make sure there's no mis

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound
Well, it's the Underground,
You know that we're down with wutchyalike
Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah
And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out
Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight
We're gonna say what we like

'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow
Would like to just let yourselves go and doowutchyalike
Yeah, well tonight's your night
Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude
Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood
And doowutchyalike
Yeah, and doowutchyalike, everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Just doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, go whereyalike
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class
Let's all get together and have a few laughs
And do what we like
Yeah, and do what we like, yeah
And since you came here you gotta show and prove
And do that dance, until it don't move
Doowutchyalike
Sometimes I bite

Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath
Messed up the line?
Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme
Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese
Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please
Eat wutch ya like, yo, smell how ya like
Everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'?
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
(Whatever you like to do, talk how ya like)
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool
'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool
And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like
Homegirls, for once, forget you got class
See a guy you like, just grab 'em in the biscuits
And doowutchyalike

Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown
It really doesn't matter, we can all get down
And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like
From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner
Ditch digger or a governor
Just doowutchyalike
Look how ya like

Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected
[Incomprehensible] had to be deaf
I say what I like
Like I said, sometimes we bite
Even though you don't think it's right, yo, I like to bite
Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong
You got to admit, it's a new type of song
Doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, go where ya like
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, do who ya like
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Alright, here we go, y'all, doowutchyalike

Talk how ya like
Drink wutch ya like
Grab who ya like
Feel wutch ya like
Eat wutch ya like
Scratch where ya like
Itch if ya like
Daddy, can I go outside?
Huh, go where ya like, kid

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I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk
Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?
Look, I told you kid, eat wutch ya like, okay?

Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn
And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song
And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike
And since you came here you gotta show and prove
And do that dance, until it don't move, and doowutchyalike
Like I said, sometimes we bite, now we're all gettin' stupid
And actin' a fool, anything that ya really wanna do is cool
So, Goldfingers, cut wutch ya like

Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath
And doowutchyalike
Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip hop fans
And since we're not your average everyday rap band
Yo, Piano Man, play how ya like

Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool
Everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool
An' what, wait a minute, wait a minute
Don't take your clothes off yet, not yet
Wait 'til we get home
Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunions
Toenails smell and look like onions, don't doowutchyalike
Go see a foot doctor tonight
Everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike
Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Just doowutchyalike
Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Everybody doowutchyalike
Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor
A shy girl, or loud like a bama
From Connecticut, or from Louisiana
Bad table etiquette, too much chatter
Very well spoken, or real bad grammar
I minority token, a brother in the slammer

A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana
If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta
If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder
What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter
I need a word that sounds like 'atta'
Slipped on a peel of banana, doowutchyalike

Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid
Once again you got the sound of the Underground
Baby Dope is in the house
Boy, yea, are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?
Too stupid check
I'm wit' it, yea, yo Dave
Let's show 'em some old school

It makes no sense just standin' around
Come on everybody, let's all hang out
Yeah, and doowutwelike
From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime
Come on, young ladies, let's have good times
And doowutwelike

Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance
Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance
To doowutchyalike?
And get that thing packed tonight
Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine
Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme
And doowutchyalike
Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh

I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'

End the record how we like

Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
We-we chocolate cross-over
Yea, we chocolate cross-over
See me cocoa might go pop
I'm cocoa and I might go pop
Now it's about time that I cleared this
so pardon me miss
but I'd like for you to hear this
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
You see, I feel real good inside, and it's just from your nearness
there's no need for you to fear this
Kiss me, I'll kiss you back
mmmm-
Well ya look kinda cute to me
I think we can achieve this
plus you act like you need this
Kiss me and I'll kiss you back
You act real fly
Money-B's not buyin' it
quit denyin' it
you're better off tryin' it
Freak me girl and I'll freak you back
(duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuh)
Through any kinda weather
will me and you forever
stay together
Well I just don't know
but I'll tell ya what though
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
(kiss you back)
And I guess you wanna know if I'm gonna be around
I ain't sure but I'll tell you what I do know
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
(kiss you back)
Awright, lets do this
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yea, Kiss me and I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
You with it? 'cause if you with it, I'm with it, yo
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yea, mmm-
Just kiss me then I'll kiss you back
I'll kiss you back, I'll kiss you back
Now I'm hopin' that you hear me
'cause I love it when you're near me
and I'm tellin' you sincerely
that if you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back
'cause I really really really like you
and I just want to make it clear
we're gonna keep it fair and square
kiss me and I'll kiss you back
Yo it's not funny!
real cute is what you say to me
but any other way you play me
If you love me then I'll love you back
When you say I get the most out of this it kind of bothers me
a fair exchange and no robbery
Love me girl and I'll love you back
Now I'm hopin that you hear me
cause I love it when you're near me
And I know you know I knew this
so I guess that we can do this
Awright, sing it with me again, c'mon
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Come on, keep it going
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yeah, ladies?
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Oh yeah? Yo I'm with it!
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Awright, awright that's cool, now let's change it up a little
If you play with my tummy I'll tickle your feet
You know?
If you touch me here I'll touch you there
Yeah, put lotion on me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
I'll kiss you back
If you love me girl I'll love you back
I'll love you back
We know what you go though
sometimes we put you down
People treat you coldly
they know you sleep around
We never want to disrespect you
And tell anyone in town
But if you love me then I'll love you back
I'm askin' if you're down
I'm hopin' that you hear me 'cause I love it when you're near me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
I'll kiss you back
You know I know you knew this so I guess that we could do this
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
You know what I'm sayin'?
I mean if it's a deal to you it's a deal to me, but yo
Kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yo let's kick it one more time, come on
kick it
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Kiss me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
And I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you play with my feet I'll tickle your tummy
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Yea, I like it when the girls do it
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Come one ladies, one more time, kick it
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Cause if you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
But if you hit me then I'll hit you back
Smack me and I'll smack you back
If you scratch me here I'll scratch you there
Aww, put lotion on me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back
If you touch me here I'll thouch you there
Touch me here, baby, and I'll touch you there
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yea! Yo this is pumpin'!
Yo Shock this is pumpin' man, this sounds like somethin I'd do!
I hear ya, I hear ya Hump!
You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah.
'cept I'd do it like this:
Hit it girls
If you pinch my nose I'll play with your toes
You know what I'm sayin?
Right, right, right
If you look real cutie I'll play with your booty
Yeah
Yeah
Check it, yeah
Yo, but would ya
If you hold my nuts I'll
Awright, that's enough! That's enough!
What, what man? I ain't..
No, no Hump, come on man, no, no
Awright, awright, awright
Let's just keep it cool, you know what I'm sayin?
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Hold my nose! Uh-huh
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Jus't havin' fun with it, man, know what I'm sayin'?
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Awright, heh heh
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
We-we chocolate cross-over
See me cocoa might go pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop
We chocolate cross-over
We chocolate might cross over
See me cocoa might go pop
I'm cocoa and I might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me? I'm cocoa, and I might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
Yeah, we cocoa and we might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me See me cocoa might go pop go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
Me cocoa and I might go pop
hah hah hah hah hah
See me cocoa might go pop

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!

{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever