[Disc 1]
1.

Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet / 2.

Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole / 3.

Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose / 4.

Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse / 5.

Don't You Hate Wearing A G-string Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Yo / 6.

Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth Or Belmont High / 7.

I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham / 8.

Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Ful / 9.

Kfc Killed My Uncle / 10.

Ronald Mcdonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers / 11.

Mcdonalds Revisited Are You The Mcmanager / 12.

Rude Trys To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limer / 13.

Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You / 14.

Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate / 15.

The Tom Price Miner / 16.

Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers / 17.

Ya Hairy Hole / 18.

Rude Serious Rave About Limericks [Not Standup,] / 19.

Punter Sing Limericks With Rude [Not Standup,] / 20.

Answering Machine Messages Intro [Not Standup,] / 21.

Message I Know You / 22.

Message Embicile / 23.

Message Hornswoggler / 24.

Message Balls Caught In Dvd Player / 25.

Message Dick Head / 26.

Message Psych Down / 27.

Message New Boyfriend / 28.

Message Hermaphrodite / 29.

Message Root A Welding Glove / 30.

Message I've Shot / 31.

Message Bruised Tongue / 32.

Message Office Manager / 33.

Message Piss Off / 34.

Message Arse Hairs Waxed / 35.

Message Ghost Of Sammy Sneed / 36.

Message Gee Gee Spot