George Carlin

[Disc 1]
1. How's Everybody Doin' / 2. Airport Security / 3. Fear Of Germs / 4. Cigars / 5. Angels / 6. Harley Davidson / 7. House Of Blues / 8. Minority Language A-happens To Be B-openly C-urban D-girlfriend / 9. Man Stuff / 10. Kids And Parents / 11. Tv Tonight / 12. Names / 13. Advertising Lullabye / 14. American Bullshit / 15. Businessmen / 16. Religion / 17. There Is No God

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1. Reagan's Gang, Church People, and American Values / 2. Keeping People Alert / 3. People I Can Do Without / 4. More Stuff On Cars And Driving

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1. Offensive Language / 2. I Ain't Afraid Of Cancer / 3. Some People Are Stupid / 4. Rape Can Be Funny / 5. Feminist Blowjob / 6. Good Ideas / 7. Things You Never See / 8. Things You Never Hear / 9. Things You Don't Wanna Hear / 10. Life's Little Moments / 11. I Love My Dog / 12. Organ Donor Programs / 13. Don't Pull The Plug On Me / 14. They're Only Words / 15. Euphemisms

[Disc 1]
1. Rockets And Penisis In The Persian Gulf / 2. Little Things We Share / 3. Airline Announcements / 4. Golf Courses For The Homeless / 5. The Planet Is Fine

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1. First Time Funny / 2. Early Influences / 3. Burns & Carlin / 4. Standing Alone / 5. The Vega Incident / 6. Lenny Bruce / 7. The Writer / 8. The Big Change / 9. Writing Techniques / 10. Politics / 11. The Laughter Reflex / 12. Trying Stuff Out / 13. Structuring The Act / 14. Physical Carlin / 15. Respect / 16. Words / 17. Regional Differences / 18. Point Of View / 19. Timing & Delivery / 20. Comedy And Pain / 21. Prerequisites / 22. The Business of Comedy / 23. Comedy's Evolution / 24. Advice

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1. The Opening / 2. Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'! / 3. You & Me [Things That Come Off Of Your Body] / 4. People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-help Books / 5. Motivation Seminars / 6. Parents Of Honor Students / 7. Baby Slings / 8. My Daddy / 9. Telephone Mimes / 10. Hands-free Telephone Headsets / 11. Answering Machines / 12. Family Newsletters / 13. Music On Answering Machines / 14. People Who Wear Visors / 15. Singers With One Name / 16. Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons / 17. People Who Misuse Credit Cards / 18. Guys Named Todd / 19. Gun Enthusiasts / 20. White Guys Who Shave Their Heads / 21. Nasa-holes / 22. Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments

[Disc 1]
1. Abortion / 2. Sanctity Of Life / 3. Capital Punishment / 4. State Prison Farms / 5. Farting In Public / 6. Familiar Expressions / 7. Free-floating Hostility

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1. Acknowledgements / 2. Opening / 3. A Place For My Stuff / 4. First Announcements / 5. Have A Nice Day / 6. Rice Krispies / 7. Second Announcements / 8. Interview With Jesus / 9. Join The Book Club / 10. Abortion / 11. Third Announcements / 12. Ice Box Man / 13. Fourth Announcements / 14. Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag / 15. Fifth Announcements / 16. Fussy Eater [Part 1] / 17. Sixth Announcements / 18. Fussy Eater [Part 2] / 19. Seventh Announcements

[Disc 1]
1. On The Road / 2. Death And Dying / 3. Headlines / 4. Kids Are Too Small / 5. Rules, Rules, Rules! / 6. Parents' Cliches And Childrens' Secret Answers / 7. Words We Leave Behind / 8. How's Your Dog? / 9. Supermarkets

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1. New News / 2. Teenage Masturbation / 3. Mental Hot Foots / 4. High On The Plane / 5. Bodily Functions / 6. Wurds / 7. For Names' Sake / 8. Baseball-football / 9. Good Sports / 10. Flesh Colored Band-aids / 11. Religious Lift / 12. Radio Dial / 13. Y'ever / 14. Unrelated Things

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1. Goofy Shit / 2. Toledo Window Box / 3. Nursery Rhymes / 4. Some Werds / 5. Water Sez / 6. The Metric System / 7. God / 8. Gay Lib / 9. Snot, The Original Rubber Cement / 10. Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal / 11. A Few More Farts

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1. Welcome To My Job / 2. Occupation: Foole / 3. White Harlem / 4. The Hallway Groups / 5. Black Consciousness / 6. New York Voices / 7. Grass Swept The Neighborhood / 8. Childhood Cliches / 9. Cute Little Farts / 10. Raisin Rhetoric / 11. Filthy Words

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1. Class Clown / 2. Wasting Time: Sharing A Swallow / 3. Values: How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window? / 4. I Used To Be Irish Catholic / 5. The Confessional / 6. Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo / 7. Heavy Mysteries / 8. Muhammad Ali-america The Beautiful / 9. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

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1. Shoot / 2. The Hair Piece / 3. Sex In Commercials / 4. Drugs / 5. Birth Control / 6. Son Of Wino / 7. Divorce Game / 8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught / 9. Let's Make A Deal / 10. The 11 O'clock News

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1. Hello-goodbye / 2. Love And Regards / 3. Groups And Charities / 4. Sports / 5. Five Twos / 6. Losing Things / 7. You're Lost / 8. Missing / 9. Earrings / 10. Battered Plants / 11. Things To Watch Out For

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1. George's Disc Jockey Theme And Show Opening / 2. Tattoos / 3. Hitchhiking / 4. Clerks, Hankies And Emma / 5. Elmo's Song-johnny Badcheck / 6. Monopoly / 7. New Sports / 8. Hitchhiking (Long Version) / 9. Guacamole / 10. Nuts In Cake And Toenail Clippings / 11. 400,000 American Musical Favorites / 12. Peas / 13. Losing Your Place / 14. I'm Musical / 15. Lost And Found / 16. Public Affairs / 17. Snapper Lawn Mowers / 18. How To Handle A Heckler / 19. Closing / 20. Track 20