Adam Green

Skeleton of a smoking plane
Catch a train to an open vein
The smoke just cleared
Something went wrong
The catfish choked
The sky is gone
Beneath their boats
The forecast floats
The joystick choked
The joystick smokes
Mariachi clothes
look good on everyone
Klu Klux Klans
will dance around the mountain
Plugging up the holes
in their harmonicas
Push away from the overdose
Just in time for the fairy bows

She used to live
With an Indian chief
Who gave her the clappe
That he got from a priest
Night after night
I would lie with her pets
Like a mail order bride
In a box by the steps
She went bungee jumping
One fine day
Off the cliffs of our friendship
And at the bottom she stayed
When they told me
That her body was found
An astronaut drowned
In the Long Island Sound
I tripped down the stairs
in my basketball shoes
And paddled downstream
In my fathers canoe
In the Kingdom of Bungee
The castle's been stained
But the Kingdom of Incest
Still has a mighty fine name

Can we live on borrowed time
But his head shots pretty good
I've been scheming for too long
I was star struck by your mom
We fall in love by accident
A heavenly coincidence
No matter what you think is true
Let me introduce you to some
friends of mine
Friends of mine
Friends of mine
Friends of mine
Can we break for passing cars
In the pistol ripping chase
I regret the drugs you lost
So I skipped our second date
We fall in love by accident
A heavenly coincidence
No matter what you think is true
Let me introduce you to some
friends of mine
Friends of mine
Friends of mine
Friends of mine
We fall in love by accident
A heavenly coincidence
No matter what you think is true
Let me introduce you to
Can't figure out this place
Guess someone hates my guts
I handed him the sign
friends of mine

Frozen in time, forever
Carrying that torch for so long.
Can you hear my heart
Believe it
Frozen in the index of time
They singled out my tounge
In front of everyone
Who was watching my show
They say that I'm no good
I'm sorry that I could
Be that way to you.
Dusting off the Roman dollar
Searching for some work
on the side
I'm just closer to death than ever
Frozen in the index of time
They just don't have the minds
To pay me for my crimes
That they made me do
They don't care how it feels
To them this isn't real
In my magical womb.
Frozen in time, forever
Carrying that torch for so long
Can you hear my heart
Believe it
Frozen in the index of time
Baby

Hard to be a girl
So nice to be a boy
In my room at night
Not a pretty sight
Here's an empty kiss
Marching to the rhythm
of the payroll
I can be a good boy too
Just let me out of the stable
Sausages and eggs
And hot and sour soup
Thank me for your time
'cause I can be as bad as you
Hard to be a girl
That's what the oracle told me
I don't care what she says
I assume it's best to be lonley

I wanna chose to die
and be buried with a rubix cube
and sleep inside
the big blue buildings
while the sweet disease
drives through
there's a bakery
in the night sky
I wanna die
because the government lied
she was a man with herpes
floating in a yellow stream
running through
the windows backwards
kissing all the buildings clean
you know his appetite
for hardcore taste
and orgiastic party games
she woke up in the highway
with arrows pointing at her face
later that day in gym class,
she ate a mouth full of anthrax
go to sleep

Jessica Simpson
where has your love gone
it's not in your music, no
you need a vacation
to wake up the cavemen
and take them to Mexico
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
you've got it all wrong
your fraudulent smile
the way that you think
that the day that you die
my body's in trembles
infested with brambles
that sharpen the air I breathe
what's in the menu
Jessica can you
take down my order please
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
you've got it all wrong
your fraudulent smile
the way that you think it
the day that you died
tomorrow gets closer
a purple bulldozer
is calling you on the phone
your love life precedes you
your son in law feeds you
injections of cortisone
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
you've got it all wrong
your fraudulent smile
the way that you faked it
the day that you died
Jessica Simpson
where has your love gone
it's not in your music
so where has it gone then
Jessica

Jessica Simpson
where has your love gone
it's not in your music, no
you need a vacation
to wake up the cavemen
and take them to Mexico
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
you've got it all wrong
your fraudulent smile
the way that you think
that the day that you die
my body's in trembles
infested with brambles
that sharpen the air I breathe
what's in the menu
Jessica can you
take down my order please
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
you've got it all wrong
your fraudulent smile
the way that you think it
the day that you died
tomorrow gets closer
a purple bulldozer
is calling you on the phone
your love life precedes you
your son in law feeds you
injections of cortisone
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
you've got it all wrong
your fraudulent smile
the way that you faked it
the day that you died
Jessica Simpson
where has your love gone
it's not in your music
so where has it gone then
Jessica

Musical ladders
Leaning on mountains
Bathed in white laughter
Under the sun
Somebody's birthday
Came stumbling toward us
Wrapped in green gladness
Under the sun
We're gonna make it
through this war tonight
Someone hold this child
up to the light
Prostitute fingers
Fumbling with matches
Tucked in red couches
Under green moons
Mexican waitress
Got caught in the crossfire
Of militant families
Bursting with Jews
We're gonna break it
to your folks tonight
Kind of hope your Pops
don't hear me right
Oh, yes.

There's no wrong way
to fuck a girl with no legs
Just tell her you love her
as she's crawling away.
There's no wrong way
to fuck a bitch with no faith
Now you'll never be sad again
Loving you are the two best things
in a world that's skipping town
Reaching, blind,
into the deepest mouth
in the brownest place around
There's something amiss
in her cum-stained lips
So I get the first kiss
Before she takes the last bite.
Genital outlaws
in a positive way
And in everything they will too
Getting strangled
by the junkie priest
as the boys get stoned in school
There's a knock at the door
and your parents come in
They thought you were
a different girl
So if you're alone
when your parents aren't home
And no one can see
your incestuous tree,
No need to contain
what the sparrows can say
Now you'll never be sad again