Ween

Fluffy
furry Buddy
chewed his leg
on the porch
why'd you do it fluffy
on the porch
good dog fluffy
o-old friend my pal
fluffy's got his buddy
on the porch
penny she's my girlie
she sits here with me
on the porch
penny looks so pretty
on the porch
penny takes fluffy for a walk out on the path
fluffy chases the other doggies on the path
but big sister penny kept fluffy back on the porch
so me and fluffy and penny where on the porch

i guess it's somethin' in mu brain
i need whiskey, ease the pain
but it's early in the mornin'
and i'm feelin' bad again

but if you ever loved me
you'll go easy on me now
fix me up a cup of coffee
and in a while i'll come around

i think i spent the dog-food money
but he'll love me just the same
if you really love me baby
help me scrape the mucus off my brain

(solos)

it's a shame when morning hurts
i've seen bad and i've seen worse
it's the nature of my bein'
i took some money from your purse

n'that Frenchman loves to party
and i know he's not to blame
but the way you're lookin' at me baby
i just can't help but feel the shame

i think i spent the dog-food money
but he'll love me just the same
and if you really love me baby
help me scrape the mucus off my brain

and if you really love me baby
help me scrape the mucus off my brain

i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna go
oh, just so ya know
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
days go by
and i'm still high
but you know
i'm thinkin' about you
corn's turned brown
the eves fall to the ground
it's a sound that reminds
me of you

i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna go
oh, just so ya know
i don't wanna leave you on the farm

no telephone
to call you at home
i'm alone
on the throne
go get somethin'
hey, thanks for nothin'
i'll keep truckin'
and gettin' myself stoned

i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna go
oh, just so ya know
i don't wanna leave you on the farm

days go by
and i'm still high
but you know
i'm thinkin' about you
corn's turned brown
the eves fall to the ground
it's a sound that sticks
like glue.

I'm flyin (flying)
in a frame of my mind
that time cannot erase

i'm seein' (seein')
the future, the past
as i lay the present to waste

i'm scopin' (scopin')
all these feelings i have
and hopin' for them to come true
and i'm holdin'
something more precious
than fine ore, baby
i'm holdin' you

i'm breathin' (breathin')
the fumes of the grid
that rid my lobe of oxygen

i'm climbin' (climbin')
the walls to where good
and evil make a mends

i'm trippin
writhin' and squealing, pewkin'
looking for someone like you
and i'm holdin'
something more precious
than fine ore, baby
i'm holdin' you

(solos)

I'm flyin' (flyin')
in a frame of my mind
that time cannot erase

i'm seein' (seein')
the future, the past
as i lay the present to waste

i'm scopin' (scopin')
all these feelings i have
and hopin' for them to come true
and i'm holdin'
something more precious
than fine ore, baby
i'm holdin' you

and i'm holdin'
somethin' more precious
than fine ore, baby
i'm holdin' you

like a japanese cowboy
or a brother on skates
like a blizzard in Georgia
or a train runnin' late
i call out your name girl
in the heat of the night
and nobody answers
coz somethin' ain't right

breakfast at Shawny's
at $2.99
saved me me some money
and eased up my mind
i'm walkin' in circles
and feelin' the pain
i'm tossin' and turnin'
and cryin' in vain

like a japanese cowboy
or a brother on skates
like a blizzard in Georgia
or a train runnin' late
i call out your name girl
in the heat of the night
and nobody answers
coz somethin' ain't right

here we go.. (solo)

i'm ridin' at midnight
and crossin' the line
from the rain in my windshield
and the tears in my eyes
now the bedroom is empty
and i spent my last dime
and the lovers are leavin'
i got nothin' but time
i got you on my mind

like a japanese cowboy
or a brother on skates
like a blizzard in Georgia
or a train runnin' late
i call out your name girl
in the heat of the night
and nobody answers
coz somethin' ain't right

mister richard smoker
you're a poopey poker
chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
cigarettes and coffee breath
little boys on crystal meth
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you're a chicken choker
tonight you're gonna
let it all hang out
pantihose and aqua net
smokin' menthol cigarettes
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

smoke!

(solos)

you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you're an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys
dancin' in your buster browns
whirlin' to the techno sounds
your hands are wet
your hair is slick
you smoke
big dick

mister richard smoker
you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will
pick you up at ten
goin' out
dancin' in the city
friday night
gotta look pretty
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

my dinner's on fire while she watches tv
and if you ever wondered what it's like to be me
she takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies and insults my folks
i'm breaking my back doin the best i can
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
well i'm no dope, but i can't cope
so hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope

chorus
you can.... piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckin
pack your bag, i don't need the agg
on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin
you ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope, piss up a rope

you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months i've been packing your bag
you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
i'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk
and i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
so hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope

chorus x3

powder blue
powder blue
what can ya do
she's powder blue
powder blue
powder blue
what can ya do
she's powder blue

i'll be true (ba baa)
my powder blue (powder blue)
it's all for you (ba baa)
it's all for you

and ya know it

powder blue
powder blue
the seventh sun of Orion
with me too
oh powder blue
how do you do?
come walk with me now
powder blue

powder blue (ba baa)
powder blue (powder blue)
it's all for you (ba baa)
it's all for you

you can feel that

powder blue
oh powder blue
i've got this feeling
powder blue
oh powder blue
powder blue
it's in my head
for you

i'll be true (ba baa)
my powder blue (powder blue)
it's all for you (ba baa)
it's all for you

(solos)

bobby ogdin on the piano ...thanks bobby
mr charlie mccoy.. harmonica ...ah charlie
russ hicks.. steel guitar
and ladies & gentlemen... i'd like to present.. Mohammed Ali

there's a sweater wearin'
coat totin'
boot footin'
good lookin' man
on town

there's a smooth-talkin'
funny walkin' dude
around

there's a pretty girl
and she sees him walkin'
looking him up and down
she thinks she'd like to
roll and rock him
turn his life around

there's a scum-suckin'
lip pucking
fat ol'
truck drivin' man
on town
there's a boot lickin'
high tickin' dude
around

there's a pretty girl
and he sees her walkin'
looking her up and down
he'd like for her to
roll and rock him
turn his life around

(solos)

there's a sweater wearin'
coat totin'
boot footin'
good lookin' man
on town

there's a smooth-talkin'
funny walkin' dude
around

there's a pretty girl
and she sees him walkin'
looking him up and down
she thinks she'd like to
roll and rock him
turn his life around
turn his life around

turn his life around

bless the father bless the son
cross your heart cos you're the one
collectin' moon-beams in the mornin'

curvy sticks and wooden poles
assistin' you in pluggin' holes
plug them holes till you see
straight through to the mind's eye

think about it turn around
and go back to the quiet sound
of Jim and Dan prancin' round the pool
you were the fool
and i feel sorry for you
you were the fool
but there's something you can do

you can wash your arm in a pool of mud
you can chop a tree prevent a flood
you can speak with a turtle just by flippin' him around

you can build a boat sail the sea
you can buy a moat forge a key
initiate the sequence create catastrophe

think about it turn around
and go back to the quiet sound
of Jim and Dan prancin' round the pool
you were the fool
and i feel sorry for you
you were the fool
but there's something you can do

bless the father bless the son
cross your heart cos you're the one
collectin' moon-beams in the mornin'

curvy sticks and wooden poles
assistin' you in pluggin' holes
plug them holes till you see
straight through to the mind's eye

think about it turn around
and go back to the quiet sound
of Jim and Dan prancin' round the pool
you were the fool
and i feel sorry for you
you were the fool
but there's something you can do
you were the fool

A child without an eye
Made her mother cry
Why ask why?
She kept her child clean
On Buckingham Green

The children saw the eye
As a sign from God decending from the sky
It was alright to dream
Of Buckingham Green

Summon the queen
Spoke the child of eye
It's time to fly
turning fire to steam
On Buckingham Green

A child without an eye
Made her mother cry
Why ask why?
She kept her child clean
On Buckingham Green

Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain

I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day

But when twelve months were come and gone
This young man he arose
What makes you weep down by my grave
I can't take my repose

One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips one kiss is all I crave
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips and return back to your grave

My lips they are as cold as my clay
My breath is heavy and strong
If thou was to kiss my lily white lips
Thy days would not be long

Oh don't you remember the garden grove where we used to walk
Pluck the finest flower of them all, twill wither to a stalk

Go fetch me a nun from the dungeon deep
And water from a stone
And white milk from a maiden's breast,
That babe ere never known

Go dig me a grave both long, wide and deep as quickly as you may
I'll lie down in it and take one sleep for twelve month and one day

Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain

I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day

I'll be your jonny on the spot
I'll be your jonny on the spot
My daddy died, left me all he's got
I'll be your jonny on the spot

I get up early in the morn
I get up early in the morn
I slop the pigs, momma shucks the corn
I get up early in the morn

I got a chevy with a mopar cam
I got a chevy with a mopar cam
I got a chevy with a-mopar-cam
I'll be your jonny on the spot

I'm goin' down

Are my lemons tied?
Is my hair in place?
Have I got a cute expression on my face?
Are my shoes all shined?
I try to keep in line
when I'm dancing in the show tonight

Does my shuffle step
really look so good?
Am I doing it the way you think I should?
Would it be amiss
if I blew a kiss
when I'm dancing in the show tonight?

Showtime now is getting nearer
and I'm getting scared
wish I could see in the mirror
if I'm all prepared

First you take a step
then you point your toe
hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait
till I'm dancing in the show tonight

Showtime now is getting nearer
and I'm getting scared
wish I could see in the mirror
if I'm all prepared

First you take a step
then you point your toe
hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait
till I'm dancing in the show tonight

I'll be your jonny on the spot
I'll be your jonny on the spot
My daddy died, left me all he's got
I'll be your jonny on the spot
I get up early in the morn
I get up early in the morn
I slop the pigs, momma shucks the corn
I get up early in the morn
I got a chevy with a mopar cam
I got a chevy with a mopar cam
I got a chevy with a-mopar-cam
I'll be your jonny on the spot
I'm goin' down...

I lick my brain in silence
Rather squeeze my head instead
Midget man provoking violence
Listen not to what I said

I said please calm it down
Everything is turning brown

CHORUS
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding
In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine
You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish...
[repeat]

Laughing lady living lover
Ooo you sassy frassy lassie
Find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I...
Give me shoes so I can tapsy
Tap all over this big world
Take my hand you ugly girl

[chorus

Ocean man
Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man
The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man
The crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man
Can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man
The crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man
The sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Did you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so...

Have you ever tried to shrink like an ice cube in the sink
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree
Have you ever made a plan and squished it in your hand
Oh no, tell me it ain't so...
Billy
(Repeat verse two)
(Repeat verse one

Three men's all there were
Three men out at sea
Three men came aboard my ship
And took my true love from me
I couldn't believe
She wanted to leave
She wanted to leave

I've loved you so long
Since you were a child
I've cared for your every need
I've tried to make you smile
When all the while
You wanted to leave
You wanted to leave

Go gather the guns
We'll blast them at sea
She begged for me not to shoot
For "my true love is here with me
I've never loved thee
And now I must leave
And now I must leave"

So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends
And fill up my glass to the rim
For I'm not the man I used to be
Now I'm one of them

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
if I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
who's that girl, that pretty young thing
after I fuck her she'll get up and sing

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Aint got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
when Patty starts cryin' this is what I said

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Sitting alone in the den
Watching the eel
Help me find my way home
Watching the eel
Burrows it's head in the sand
Daylight has come
There shall be rest in a while
Daylight has come

I can not repeal
The words of the golden eel

Who can explain all these thoughts
Racking my mind
An endless barrage of shit
Racking my mind
The eel offered his help
I can't understand
Speaking it's truth from the bank
Now I can see

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

I cannot reveal the words of the golden eel

Hey little boy, whatcha got there?
kind sir it's a mollusk i've found
did you find it in the sandy ground?
does it emulate the ocean's sound?
yes I found it on the ground
emulating the ocean's sound
bring forth the mollusk cast unto me
let's be forever let forever be free

Hey little boy come walk with me
and bring your new found mollusk along
does it speaketh of the trinity
can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
yes it speaks of the trinity
casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
let's be forever let forever be free

You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the sand
the waking of all creatures that live on the land
and with just one faint glance, back into the sea
the mollusk lingers, with it's wandering eye

I'm waving my dick in the wind
waving my dick in the wind
if it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
but I'm wavin' my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again
I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night
everything will be alright
but I'm lost in the sauce once again

Its been 97 days since i've laid my head beside you
and a million miles of highway in between
there's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me
and that pig's a pretty mean bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
you should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
give that boy a dime and you could have a chance
to see old Jimmy Wilson dance
dance Jimmy...

I've got a real good feelin bout' old Jimmy Wilson
sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy
cause you're a really good dancer...

Im wavin my dick in the wind

Looking up to the sky
Made me realize; made me want to fly
To a place far away
Where they're singing songs and making love all day

Somewhere beyond the sun
Where an adam splits and announces a tongue


:
So don't you be late
I see the beacon light and it's on
So strap on my
jammy pack

Fuel it up, 'cause I'm gone

The people all dance
With their big long arms and a peach in their pants
Picking fruit from the sky
As the demon ship goes passing them by
I'm not sure if it's love
But it's coming down from the heavens above


:
So don't you be late
I see the beacon light, and it's on
So strap on that
jammy pack

Fuel it up, 'cause I'm gone

So don't you be late
I see the beacon light, and it's on
So strap on that
jammy pack

Fuel it up, 'cause I'm gone

Is it alive, does it writhe
Can it survive under the sun?
I can't put my finger on it.
Is it green, is it red
Is it alive or is it dead
I can't put my finger on it
Scathe with a lathe
All the days in the past
I can't put my finger on it
Is it brown, is it white
Is it really outta sight
I can't put my finger on it

Can it squeal, does it squirm
If it's fresh will it burn?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it fly, will it try
If the wings are still wet?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it heal, is it real
Can it feel the threads of time?
I can't put my finger on it
Does it glow, will it shine
Does it leave a trail of slime
I can't put my finger on it

Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?
<i>[Repeat three times]</i>
<i>[Repeat first verse]</i>

like a japanese cowboy
or a brother on skates
like a blizzard in Georgia
or a train runnin' late
i call out your name girl
in the heat of the night
and nobody answers
coz somethin' ain't right

breakfast at Shawny's
at $2.99
saved me me some money
and eased up my mind
i'm walkin' in circles
and feelin' the pain
i'm tossin' and turnin'
and cryin' in vain

like a japanese cowboy
or a brother on skates
like a blizzard in Georgia
or a train runnin' late
i call out your name girl
in the heat of the night
and nobody answers
coz somethin' ain't right

here we go.. (solo)

i'm ridin' at midnight
and crossin' the line
from the rain in my windshield
and the tears in my eyes
now the bedroom is empty
and i spent my last dime
and the lovers are leavin'
i got nothin' but time
i got you on my mind

like a japanese cowboy
or a brother on skates
like a blizzard in Georgia
or a train runnin' late
i call out your name girl
in the heat of the night
and nobody answers
coz somethin' ain't right

mister richard smoker
you're a poopey poker
chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
cigarettes and coffee breath
little boys on crystal meth
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you're a chicken choker
tonight you're gonna
let it all hang out
pantihose and aqua net
smokin' menthol cigarettes
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

smoke!

(solos)

you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you're an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys
dancin' in your buster browns
whirlin' to the techno sounds
your hands are wet
your hair is slick
you smoke
big dick

mister richard smoker
you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will
pick you up at ten
goin' out
dancin' in the city
friday night
gotta look pretty
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

<i>[Repeat first verse]</i>

Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a' howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'
(

)

I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo

Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a' howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'
(

)

I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo

Reaching out now and I touch your face
Please believe I'm only traveling
Like seeking wonder from a foreign place
It matters not from where I'm coming

And the snow so light is bleeding
We sleep so tight when we're breathing
Calm a little pint of soul - creeping

Calm the light - let me fly - Back to Basom
(call is waiting, contemplate a thread already spun)
Calm the light - let me fly - Back to Basom
(should you carry what you are is cooked until it's done)

(instrumental break)

Left to locate the last trace of waste
I picked it up and it was smiling
Just like the dancer who has lost her leg
She laughs alone but then she's crying

And the snow so light is bleeding
We sleep so tight when we're breathing
Calm a little pint of soul - creeping

Calm the light - let me fly - Back to Basom
(call is waiting, contemplate a thread already spun)
Calm the light - let me fly - Back to Basom
(should you carry what you are is cooked until it's done)

Sancho brought a message from the Fat Man
"Sorry, boy, to leave you high and dry,
but I went to see my mom in Ensenada,
and I left a little something to help the time go by
Just a little something to help to keep you high"

Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Bananas & Blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow

Now the rainy season reminds me of Maria
The way she danced, the color of her hair
Now I'm locked inside a stall at the cantina
Eating the bananas and the cocaine off the mirror
Looking for a ticket to take me away from here

Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Bananas & Blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow

(guitar solo)

Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Bananas & Blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow

I'm goin' crazy - trying to keep you sane
Taking my prescriptions, and forging my name

I was happy this morning
You finally got yourself dressed
Eating raw bacon
It's OK, I was still impressed

I love you - even if you don't
You've got your knife up to my throat
Why do you want to see me bleed?

Rooting through the garbage
For treasures in the trash pile
Seeing my expression
Would always make you smile

Please don't touch my phone book
My friends are getting pissed off
Wake 'em in the morning
Acting like a jerk off

I love you - even if you don't
You've got your knife up to my throat
Why do you want to see me bleed?

(guitar solo)

I love you - even if you don't
You've got your knife up to my throat
Why do you want to see me bleed?

Let's begin
With the past in front
And all the things
You really don't care about now
It'd be exactly where I'm at
And to think
You got a grip
Look at yourself
Your lips are like two flaps of fat
They go front and back and flappity flap

I'm all staged
It's all an act
I'm really scared that I may fall back on the abstract
It'd be exactly where I'm at

If you're to be
The roaming eye
Pry it open and let me tell you why it sees
The harsh realities

I recall a time when we were lovers
Before you, I hadn't any others
When the bad times came along
I turned and you had gone
From the start, I loved you, I was wrong

Falling out, it's the end
May as well have never been
The cards are up, the chips are all cashed in
You won't see me again
Don't consider me your friend
Falling out - look away - it's the end

Always thought of you as my big brother
Never knew we couldn't trust each other
Two faces I could see, as you shook my money tree
There's no more "you & me" let it be

Falling out, it's the end
And I lose another friend
The cards are up, the chips are all cashed in
You won't see me again
Don't consider me your friend
Falling out - look away - it's the end

(solo)

Falling out, it's the end
May as well have never been
The cards are up, the chips are all cashed in
You won't see me again
Don't consider me your friend
Falling out - look away - it's the end

Everything that you are,
that you'd like to be
Will come in three, my friend

Times thine inequity
The flutes of the chi
Will sound again, my friend

Wrap yourself up in gold,
The fruits of the old,
Are ripe to be told, my friend

For, it's not what you are,
How you've come to be
All this will will end and begin again

(solos)

Everything that you are,
that you'd like to be
Will come in three, my friend

Times thine inequity,
The flutes of the chi
Will sound again, my friend

Pandy Fackler was a working girl
Living alone in another world
Of picket fences and a white faade
Sucking dicks under the Promenade

She was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa Nova
And the Funky Cold Medina - man, I wish you coulda seen her

Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can
Eating cotton candy from the garbage can
First to come and the last to go
I met her backstage after the 2nd show

Two lonely people on a summer night
We weren't in love but it was still alright
I held her close and she squeezed me tight - my Pandy!

(solos)

Janey came back from the stand
Smiling
With the writing of Kafka in hand
And a bunny in a can
Slipping and sliding
You feel yourself asking her
Why would you want me to try?
Squeezing your wrist and she's pulling you closer
Down where the devils are dying with laughter
Then led to a place where there's no form of pleasure
She blows you a kiss from her lips

She's your baby

Those below us can not be renounced
Cause they're talking
And for once I wish they'd shut up their mouths
Lock their doors and stay in the house
And while you're inside there
You might want to question the fact
That you're not quite the same
And look to the room where she's keeping so quiet
A million layers of crust and deposit
Blanket the seasons and bury the reasons
You told her that this was for good

She's your baby

In the morning sun, I couldn't tell you
I couldn't tell you so many things
About how much I really love you
About how much you really mean
So far away but it's so easy to see you
When I'm away I want to put my arms around you
And I want to know - do you feel the same way?
'Cause if you do I want to stay forever
And I want to know - do you feel the same way?
'Cause if you do I want to stay forever
With you

So many colors that surround you
Some so bright I can hardly see
A light reflects on all the things that make you real
Things that make you truly free

So far away but it's so easy to see you
When I'm away I want to put my arms around you
And I want to know - do you feel the same way?
'Cause if you do I want to stay forever
And I want to know - do you feel the same way?
'Cause if you do I want to stay forever
With you

light up the wheels and go for broke
stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke
smack that roadblock caught in a pickle
i'm gonna hit that line like old dick trickle

well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine

i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace

well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy

well it's one a.m. and i'm rollin' in the car now
gonna hit last call down at the bar now
got a shammy in my pocket and it's burnin' a hole
stick it the floor and watch me roll

well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine

i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace

well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy

sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry
but it's a pain in the ass to let 'em go
with a battered wish you hoped that the monkey wore a tie
but it's no surprise to find he don't

put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po
and take a little sniff of the things below
bring it to a boil and simmer low
put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe

watch the worker shield his heart from the world outside
didn't get a chance to let him know
Alsace is spinning fast and wine mixed with the tide
please don't let my brain explode

put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po
and take a little sniff of the things below
bring it to a boil and simmer low
put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe

Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a' howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'
(

)

I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo

Baby Bitch:
It's been a while since I've seen you smile
But now you've come back again
Came into the room and you saw my girl
And you asked her how long it's been
"A year" she said and you shook your head
Said "I'm surprised it's gone on that long"

Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
For words I am at a loss
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
I'm better now please fuck off

What else you gonna say when while you're back
on your stay
Maybe something, maybe nothing, we'll see
It's just too bad, you're beautiful I guess
I wasn't for you and you weren't for me

Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Please slip back into yourself
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Go conquer someone else

People say, "How beautiful, how sweet, how kind"
You're perfect, you've got nothing to hide
But I, for one, have seen the sun
And the bitch that you've locked up inside

Got fat, got angry, started hating myself
Wrote "Birthday Boy" for you babe
Now I'm skinny and sick and paranoid
Without a cent to my name

Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Fuck you, you stinkin' ass ho
Most beauty I've seen
you come from a dream
But I can't close my eyes anymore
No, I can't close my eyes anymore

Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again

You killed my brother last winter
You shot him three times in the back
In the night I still hear mama weeping
Oh mama, still dresses in black

I looked at every fiesta
For you I wanted to greet
Maybe I'd sell you a chicken
With poison interlaced with the meat

You... you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed

The village all gathered around him
They couldn't believe what they saw
I said it was you that had killed him
And that I'd find you and upstand the law

The people of the village believed me
Mama... she wanted revenge
I told her I'd see that she was honored
I'd find you and put you to death

So now... now that I've found you
On this such a joyous day
I tell you it was me who killed him
But the truth I'll nevver have to say

Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again

Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Spicy and sticky
Candi
Chocolate with cheese
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Chocolate with cheese
Candi, Candi
Candi, Candi

Don't you ever think of me
When you're outside strollin'
Don't you ever wave the flag
When we're rockin' and rollin'
But don't shit where you eat, my friend

Who said it was hard to climb
A peak that you can't see
I tell ya it's an easy thing
When it's you and me
Don't shit where you eat, my friend

A little food and a little drink uh huh
Nothin' too fancy
Lamb, veal, and some good ole wine
This is the life for me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend

Do you ever walk alone?
Like a drifter in the dark
Seeking out what isn't there
Looking only for a spark

From a girl who's all alone
Maybe she's a' driftin' too
Like a shadow in the night
Waitin' just to meet with you

And then perhaps in love you'll stay
Or fall and go your separate ways
Still searchin' for a spark
Like a drifter in the dark

<i>[Repeat first verse]</i>

Freedom of the body
Freedom of the mind
A ho on South Street hired for tricks
Little girls pickin' up sticks
Freedom of '76

Wastee little weasel
Wants cheap tricks
Liberty bell cracked in half
A bacon steak
A perfect match
Freedom of '76

My girl Sasha
Lookin' good on the street
"Mannequin" was filmed at Woolworth's
Boyz II Men still keepin' up the beat, yeah
Freedom of '76

Fairmount Park in the summer
Lookin' good on the street
"Mannequin" was filmed at Woolworth's
Boyz II Men still keepin' up the beat, yeah
Freedom of '76, nah yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ohh, baby, yeah yeah, yeah

Is it alive, does it writhe
Can it survive under the sun?
I can't put my finger on it.
Is it green, is it red
Is it alive or is it dead
I can't put my finger on it
Scathe with a lathe
All the days in the past
I can't put my finger on it
Is it brown, is it white
Is it really outta sight
I can't put my finger on it

Can it squeal, does it squirm
If it's fresh will it burn?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it fly, will it try
If the wings are still wet?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it heal, is it real
Can it feel the threads of time?
I can't put my finger on it
Does it glow, will it shine
Does it leave a trail of slime
I can't put my finger on it

Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?
<i>[Repeat three times]</i>
<i>[Repeat first verse]</i>

How would you feel, if I took you away
To a place I know, a place where we could stay
Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
Where we can go, called Joppa Road

The things I feel on Joppa Road
Can make me stay, and make me go
This old road where I long to go
Called Joppa Road, where we can go

Put your best dress on, there's a place I know
Where we can go, called Joppa Road
It's a little ways where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow, on Joppa Road

Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
Where we can go, called Joppa Road

Hey, yo bro, that's a dude I know
Works on Joppa Road, at the Sunoco
If we drive by slow, with the top down low
We'll heel and toe on Joppa Road

<i>[Repeat first verse]</i>

It's a little ways where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow on Joppa Road
On Joppa Road, Joppa Road
Baby, you look great today

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

<i>[Repeat first verse]</i>

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon and pretend
that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land
of the brave and the free

But don't forget to understand exactly what
you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that
the roses are free

Tke a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna
climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know
that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna
go out and kill

But don't forget to understand exactly what
you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that
the roses are free

Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin hols your destiny
Cast it off into the sea, bake that pie
and eat it with me

Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

Take me away to some other land (thank you)
I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy
She took my love away
She took it to another man
Now I gotta get away from that girl
Before I go craaaazy

(Repeat twice)

Take me, take me away

Gotta get away
Crazy
She took my love away
Now I gotta get away, oh

(Repeat first verse)

Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a' howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'
(

)

I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo