Joe English

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Never seeing no one nice again
Like you, Mama
You, Mama
You

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get outta here
If we ever get outta here

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
And the first one said to the second one there
"I hope you're having fun"

Band on the run
Band on the run
And the jailer man and sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run
Band on the run
For the band on the run
Band on the run

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run

Band on the run
Band on the run
And the jailer man and sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run
Band on the run

Yeah, the band on the run
The band on the run
The band on the run
Band on the run

Well, the night was falling as the desert world
Began to settle down
In the town they're searching for us everywhere
But we never will be found

Band on the run
Band on the run
And the county judge who held a grudge
Will search forever more
For the band on the run
For the band on the run
The band on the run, yeah
The band on the run, yeah

Can't say I've found out
I can't tell you what it's all about
Don't know who does
I tell you to beware, my love

Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love

Oh, oh, oh
No, no, no
I must be wrong, baby, yeah
But I don't believe that he's the one
But you insist I must be wrong, I must be wrong
I have to leave and when I'm gone
I'll leave my message in my song, that's right

Beware, my love, he'll bowl you over
Beware, my love before you're much older, hey
He'll sweep you up under his carpet
You'd be in luck if you could stop it, c'mon now

Beware, my love
Let me tell you

Well, he'll wear you out and in a miniute
You'll hear a shout and then you'll be in it
So, so beware my love, yeah, 'cause he'll take you under
Beware, my love, the sound of his thunder, yeah

I don't believe that he's the one
But you insist I must be wrong, I must be wrong
But I have to leave and when I'm gone
I'll leave my message in my song, that's where I'm gonna leave it

Beware, my love, don'cha know he'll bowl you over
Beware, my love before you're much older, hey
Well, he'll wear you out and in a miniute
You'll hear a shout and then you'll be in it, baby gonna leave it

Beware, beware, my love
Any minute
I don't know if I can stand it anymore
That you better be there

Can't say (I've) found out
I tell you to
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love
Beware, my love

Late at night when the wind is still
I'll come flying through your door
And you'll know what love is for

I'm a bluebird
(I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird)
Yeah yeah yeah
(I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird)
Yeah yeah yeah

Touch your lips with a magic kiss
And you'll a be bluebird too
And you'll know what love can do

I'm a bluebird
(I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird)
Yeah yeah yeah
(I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird, I'm a bluebird)
Yeah yeah yeah

Bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird)

Fly away through the midnight air
As we head across the sea
And at last we will be free

You're a bluebird
(You're a bluebird, you're a bluebird, you're a bluebird)
Yeah yeah yeah
(You're a bluebird, you're a bluebird, you're a bluebird)
Yeah yeah yeah

Bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird)

(At last we will be free)
(Bluebirds you and me)
(At last we will be free)

Bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird)

All alone on a desert island
We're living in the trees
And we're flying in the breeze

We're the bluebirds
(We're the bluebirds, we're the bluebirds, we're the bluebirds)
Singing bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird), uh huh
Bluebird (bluebird, bluebird)

Well When I, When I Was
Just A Little Baby Boy
Every Night I Would Call
Your Number Brought Me Joy.
I Called Your House, Every Night Since Then
But I Ain't Never, No No Never
Heard You Calling Me
Come On And Call Me Back Again . . . . .

Call Me Back Again.

I've Heard Your Name Every Night Since Then
But I Ain't Never, No No Never . . . . .

Well When I, When I Was
Just A Little Baby Boy
Every Night, Every Night
I Would Call Because Your Number
Brought Me Joy

Oh -- I've Called Your Name
Every Night Since Then,
But I Ain't Never, No No No No Never
Heard You Calling Me
Come On And Call Me Back Again.

Call Me Back Again.

Well, when i met you at the station
You were standing with a bootleg in your hand.
I took you back to my little place
For a taste of a multicoloured band.
We're gonna get hi hi hi,
The night is young.
She'll be my funky little mama,
Gonna rock it and we've only just begun.

We're gonna get hi hi hi
With the music on.
Won't say bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye
'Til the night is gone.
I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do it,
Sweet banana, you'll never give up.
We're gettin' hi hi hi in the midday sun.

Well well, take off your face,
Recover from the trip you've been on.
I want to lie on the bed,
Get you ready for my polygon.
I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do it,
Sweet banana, you've never been done.
Yes, i go like a rabbit, gonna grab it,
Gonna do it 'til the night is done.

We're gonna get hi hi hi with the music on.
Won't say bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye
'Til the night is gone.
I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do it,
Sweet banana, you'll never give up.
We're gonna get hi hi hi, we're gonna get hi hi hi,
We're gonna get hi hi hi in the midday sun.

Jet
Jet
Jet

I can almost remember their funny faces
That time you told them that you were going to be marrying soon
And Jet, I thought the only lonely place was on the moon

Jet, ooh
Jet, ooh
Jet

Was your father as bold as a sergeant major?
Well, how come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet?
And Jet, I thought the major was a lady suffragette

Jet, ooh
Jet, ooh

Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later

Jet

And Jet, I thought the major was a lady suffragette

Jet, ooh
Jet, ooh

Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later

(What she say, what she say)

Jet
With the wind in your hair of a thousand laces
Climb on the back and we'll go for a ride in the sky
And Jet, I thought that the major was a lady suffragette

Jet, ooh
Jet, ooh

And Jet, you know I thought you was a lady suffragette
Jet, ooh
Hey lady
My lady, yes, ooh

Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, ooh, yeah

Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, yeah, let 'em in

Sister Suzy, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, Auntie Gin
Open the door, let 'em in
Oh, yeah

Sister Suzy, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Gin
Open the door, let 'em in, oh, yeah

Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, ooh yeah, yeah, let 'em in

Sister Suzy, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Ian
Open the door, let 'em in, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You gave me something
I understand
You gave me loving in the palm of my hand

I can't tell you how I feel
My heart is like a wheel
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you

I want to tell you
And now's the time
I want to tell you that you're going to be mine

I can't tell you how I feel
My heart is like a wheel
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you

I can't tell you how I feel
My heart is like a wheel
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you

You gave me something
I understand
You gave me loving in the palm of my hand

I can't tell you how I feel
My heart is like a wheel
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you
Let me roll it
Let me roll it to you

Ah, she tastes like wine
Such a human being so divine
Oh she feels like sun
Mother nature look at what you're done

Oh I feel like letting go
Oh I feel like letting go.

Ah, she looks like snow
I want to put her in a Broadway show
Ah she'll dance and dine
Like a Lucifer she'll always shine

Oh I feel like letting go
Oh I feel like letting go.

Oh I feel like letting go

Ah, she sings it so
I want to put her on the radio
One day and there you are
Ladies and gentleman -
A brand new star.

Oh I feel like letting go
Oh I feel like letting go.

Any time, any day
You can hear the people say
That love is blind
Well, I don't know, but I say love is kind

Do do do, do do do do
Do do do, do do do do

Soldier boy kisses girl
Leaves behind a tragic world
But he won't mind
He's in love, and he says love is fine

Do do do, do do do do
Do do do, do do do do

Oh, yes, indeed we know
That people will find a way to go
No matter what the man said
And love is fine, for all we know
For all we know, our love will grow
That's what the man said
So won't you listen to what the man said?
He said

Oh, take it away

Oh, yes, indeed we know
That people will find a way to go
No matter what the man said
And love is fine, for all we know
For all we know, our love will grow
That's what the man said
So won't you listen to what the man said?
He said

Oh, yes, indeed we know
That people will find a way to go
No matter what the man said
And love is fine, for all we know
For all we know, our love will grow
That's what the man said
So won't you listen to what the man said?
He said

The wonder of it all, baby
The wonder of it all, baby
The wonder of it all, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh

When you were young
And your heart was an open book
You used to say live and let live
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But if this ever changin' world
In which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry

Say live and let die
(Live and let die)
Live and let die
(Live and let die)

What does it matter to ya?
When ya got a job to do
Ya got to do it well
You got to give the other fella hell

You used to say live and let live
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But if this ever changin' world
In which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry

Say live and let die
(Live and let die)
Live and let die
(Live and let die)

Well I was talking last night
Magneto and Titanium Man . . .
We were talking about you, babe,
Oo --- they said ---

You were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen
At a quarter to three
In the main street.

I didn't believe them
Magneto and Titanium Man . . .
But when the Crimson Dynamo
Finally assured me, well, I knew

You were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen
At a quarter to three
In the main street.

So we went out
Magneto and Titanium Man . . .
And the Crimson Dynamo
Came along for the ride

We went to town with the library
And we swung all over that
Long tall bank in the main street

Well there she were and to my despair
She's a five-star criminal
Breaking the code

Magneto said "Now the time come
To gather our forces and run!!!"
Oh no . . . . . .
This can't be so . . . . . .

And then it occurred to me!

You couldn't be bad
Magneto was mad!
Titanium too!
And the Crimson Dynamo
Just couldn't cut it no more
You were the law . . . . . .

What's Wrong With You?
I Wish I Knew
You Say Time And Tell
I Hope That's True
There's More To Life Than Blues And Reds
I Say, I Know How You Feel,
Now Your Friends Are Dead.

Dead On Your Feet, You Won't Get Far
If You Keep On Sticking Your Hand
In The Medicine Jar.

Now Don't Give Up
Whatever You Do
You Say Time Will Tell
I Hope That's True
If You Go Down And Lose Your Head
I Say, I Know How You Feel
Now Your Friends Are Dead.

Dead On Your Feet, You Won't Get Far
If You Keep On Sticking Your Hand
In The Medicine Jar.

Dead On Your Feet . . . . .

What Can I Do?
I Can't Let Go
You Say Time Will Heal
But Very Slow
So Don't Forget The Things You Said
I Say I Know How You Feel
Now Your Friends Are Dead.

Dead On Your Feet, You Won't Get Far
If You Keep On Sticking Your Hand
In The Medicine Jar.

And when i go away
I know my heart can stay with my love , it's understood
It's in the hands of my love , and my love does it good
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good

And when the cupboards bare
I'll still find something there with my love
It's understood , it's everywhere with my love
And my love does it good

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good

Oh I love oh wo......my love
Only my love holds the other key to me
Oh....my love oh...my love
Only my love does it good to me

(Solo)

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good

Don't ever ask me why , i never say goodbye to my love
It's understood , it's everywhere with my love
And my love does it good

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo , my love does it good

Oh I love oh wo......my love
Only my love does it good to me
Woooooooooooooh

What's that man holding in his hand?
He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when
It's Silly Willy with Philly Band
Could be . . . . . Oo-Ee . . . . . .

What's that man movin' cross the stage?
It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page
Its like a relic from a different age
Could be . . . . . Oo-Ee . . . . . .

If there's rock show
At the Concertgebow
They're got long hair
At the Madison Square
You've got rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl,
We'll be there . . . . . . Oo Yeah . . . . . . .

The lights go down - they're back in town O.K.
Behind the stacks you glimpse an axe
The tension mounts you score an ounce ole!
Temperatures rise as you see the white of their eyes

If there's rock show
At the Concertgebow
They're got long hair
At the Madison Square
You've got rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl,
We'll be there . . . . . . Oo Yeah . . . . . . .

In my green metal suit I'm preparing to shoot up the city
And the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty
It's a pity there's nobody here to witness the end
Save for my dear old friend and confidante - madamoiselle Kitty

What's that man movin' to and fro?
That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low.
But they was louder at the rainbow
Could be . . . . . Oo-Ee . . . . . .

If there's rock show
At the Concertgebow
They're got long hair
At the Madison Square
You've got rock and roll
At the Hollywood Bowl,
We'll be there . . . . . . Oo Yeah . . . . . . .

If there's rock show . . . . . . .

If there's rock show . . . . . . .

If there's rock show . . . . . . .

You'd Think That People

Would Have Had Enought

Of Silly Love Songs.
But I Look Around Me

And I See It Isn't So.
Some People Wanna

Fill The World

With Silly Love Songs.
And What's Wrong With That
I'd Like To Know,

'Cause Here I Go Again
I Love You,

I Love You,
I Love You,

I Love You.
I Can't Explain

The Feeling's Plain To Me

Say Can't You See?
Ah, She Gave Me More,

She Gave It All To Me
Now Can't You See,

What's Wrong With That
I Need To Know,

'Cause Here I Go Again
I Love You,

I Love You.
Love Doesn't

Come In A Minute,
Sometimes It Doesn't

Come At All
I Only Know

That When I'm In It
It Isn't Silly,

No, It Isn't Silly,

Love Isn't Silly At All.
How Can I Tell

You About

My Loved One
How Can I Tell

You About

My Loved One
How Can I

Tell You About

My Loved One
(I Love you)
(I Love you)
How Can I Tell

You About

My Loved One
(I Love you)
I Love You,

I Love You,
I Love You,

I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.

You'd Think That people

Would Have Had Enought

Of Silly Love Songs.
But I Look Around Me
And I See It Isn't So.
Some People Wanna

Fill The World

With Silly Love Songs.
And What's Wrong With That

You're My Baby And I Love You
You Can Take A Pound Of Love
And Cook It In The Stew . . . . .

When You've Finished Doing That
I Know What You'll Want To Do
'Cos You're My Baby And I Love You

I'm Your Baby -- Do You Love Me?
I Can Drive A Cadillac
Across The Irish Sea
But When I've Finished Doing That
I Know Where I'll Want To Be
'Cos I'm Your Baby, And You Love Me.

Spirits Of Ancient Egypt
Shadows Of Ancient Rome
Spirits Of Ancient Egypt
Hung On The Telly
Hung On The Telly
Hung On The Telephone . . . .

You're My Baby, I Know You Know
You Could Sell An Elevator
To Geronimo
And When You've Finished Doing That
I Know Where You'll Want To Go
'Cos You're My Baby, I Know You Know

Spirits Of Ancient Egypt
Echoes Of Sunken Spain
Spirits Of Ancient Egypt
Hung On The 'Phone
A-Hung On The 'Phone
A-Hung On The 'Phone
. . . . . Again . . . .

The long and winding road
That leads to your door
Will never disappear
I've seen that road before
It always leads me here
Lead me to you door

The wild and windy night
That the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears
Crying for the day
Why leave me standing here?
Let me know the way

Many times I've been alone
And many times I've cried
Any way you'll never know
The many ways I've tried

And still they lead me back
To the long, winding road
You left me standing here
A long long time ago
Don't leave me waiting here
Lead me to your door

But still they lead me back
To the long, winding road
You left me standing here
A long, long time ago
Don't keep me waiting here
(Keep me waiting)
Lead me to your door

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If I have to run, I'm not running out on you
If I have to shake a little sand out of my shoes
I'm running from the law or they'll put me inside
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?

I've been on the run since the good Lord knows when
And the day I die, I'll still be running then
Running from the days when I would lay me down and cry
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?

Will I love you tomorrow?
(Yes, I will) my love, (yes, I will) my love
Will I beg, steal or borrow?
Yes, I will (my love), yes, I will, (my love)

To spend a little time happy to be by your side
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?

Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?

If I have to run, I'm not running out on you (runnin' out on you)
If I have to shake a little sand out of my shoes (sand in my shoes)
I'm running from the law or they'll put me inside
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?
Ooh, baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?

Baby, won't you let me have a little time?
Baby, won't you let me have a little time?
Baby, won't you let me have a little time to hide?

Sitting in the sand of the sports arena
Waiting for the show to begin
Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine
A good friend of mine follow the stars
Venus and Mars
Are alright tonight

Yesterday
all my troubles seemed
so far away
Now it looks as through
they're here to stay
Oh I believe in yesterday
Suddenly
I'm not half the man
I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh yesterday came suddenly
Why she had to go
I don't know
she wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yesterday
Yesterday love was such
an easy game to play
Now I need place to hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday
Why she have to go
I don't know
she wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yesterday
Yesterday love was such
an easy game to play
Now I need place to hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday

You gave me the answer
To love eternally.
I love you and - you,
You seem to like me.
Wherever we wander
The local folk agree,
I love you and - you,
You seem to like me.

Heading back to old familiar places,
Places where the cobwebs blow away
I can forget the airs and graces

Terpsichory . . . . . . .

You'll never be crowned by
The aristocracy,
To their delight, you'd merely invite
Them in for a cup of tea . . . . and
I love you and - you
You seem to like
You seem to like
You seem to like
Me.

Hey, did you know that I'm
Always going back in time
Rhyming slang, Auld Lang Syne my dears
Through the years

I'm the backwards traveller
Ancient wool unraveller
Sailng songs, wailing on the moon

I'm the backwards traveller
Ancient wool unraveller
Sailng songs, wailing on the moon
Wailing on the moon

And we were sailng songs, wailing on the moon
We were wailing on the moon

Cafe on the left bank, ordinary wine
Touching all the girls with your eyes
Tiny crowd Of Frenchmen 'round a TV shop
Watching Charles De Gaulle make a speech

Dancing after midnight, sprawling to the car
Continental breakfast in the bar
English-speaking people drinking German beer
Talking far too loud for their ears

Cafe on the left bank, ordinary wine
Touching all the girls with your eyes

Dancing after midnight, crawling to the car
Cocktail waiters waiting in the bar
English-speaking people drinking German beer
Talking way too loud for their ears

(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)
(Cafe on the left bank)

I know a tiny waterfall
A magic little place
Where we can play together
And watch the fishes race

Children, children where are you?
Hiding in the forest, playing in the rain
I hope you're not too far away
For me to see again

I know where there's a fairy
Who will invite us all to tea
But she won't let me in alone
You'll have to come with me

Children, children where are you?
Hiding in the forest, playing in the rain
I hope you're not too far away
For me to see again

(Start all over again)

I know a tiny waterfall
A magic little place
Where we can play together
And watch the fishes race

Children, children where are you?
Hiding in the forest, playing in the rain
I hope you're not too far away
For me to see again

Well, the rain was a-fallin'
And the ground turned to mud
I was watching all the people
Running from the flood

So I started to prayin'
Though I ain't no prayin' man
For the Lord to come a helpin'
Knowing he'd understand

Deliver your children to the good, good life
Give'em peace and shelter and a fork and a knife
Shine a light in the morning and a light at night
And if a thing goes wrong, you'd better make it right

Well, I had me a woman
She was good and clean
She spent all day
With the washing machine

But when it come to lovin'
She was never around
She was out getting dirty
All over town

Deliver your children to the good, good life
Give'em peace and shelter and a fork and a knife
Shine a light in the morning and a light at night
And if a thing goes wrong, you'd better make it right

Well, I was low on money
And my truck broke down
I was on my way
To the lost and found

So I took it to a dealer
I said, "Make it run.
Well, I ain't got no money
But I got me a gun."

I said, "You robbed me before
So I'm robbing you back
And if it don't put you straight
It'll put you on the right track."

Well, I ain't no devil
And I ain't no saint
But I can tell a dealer
By the color of his paint

Deliver your children to the good, good life
Give'em peace and shelter and a fork and a knife
Shine a light in the morning and a light at night
And if a thing goes wrong, you'd better make it right

Deliver your children to the good, good life
Give'em peace and shelter and a fork and a knife
Shine a light in the morning and a light at night
And if a thing goes wrong, you'd better make it right

If you want good eggs
You gotta feed the hen
And if you wanna hear some more
Well, I'll sing it again

Though somethings in life are hard to bear
Don't let it bring you down
Should the sand of time run out on you
Don't let it bring you down

Don't go down
Don't go underground
Things seem strange
But they change, how they change

Up and down your carousel will go
So don't let it bring you down

Don't go down
Don't get out of town
Get te know how it goes
How it goes

When the price you have to pay is high
Don't let it bring you down
Don't let it bring you down

All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me

Behold the famous groupies
They are alike as two peas
And where the other goes, the other goes

But though the famous groupies
Are only paid in Rupees
Nobody knows what the famous groupies know
And nobody goes where the famous groupies go

There was a bongo player
Who kept an extra layer
Of dunlopillo mattress in his van (in his van?)

But when the famous groupies
Arrived with their twin snoopies
Nobody saw which way the poor boy ran
'Cause nobody does it like a famous groupie can

All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me

There was a lead guitarist
Who lived in Epping Forest
And all he ever wanted to do was to blow

(Who knows why) But when the girls were with him
He never lost his rhythm
And nobody knows what the famous groupies know
Nobody goes where the famous groupies go

There was a classic story
Of a roadie nicknamed Rory
Who used to practice voodoo on the side

But when the famous twosome
Suggested something gruesome
All that they found was a crater two miles wide
Which left the muisc business absolutely horrified

All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies

Ladies and gentlemen, theose magnificent examples of
Female pulchritude and luminosity, direct from their
Global perambulations to the very boards of this
Supremely magnificent proscenium arch
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you famous groupies

Girlfriend
I'm gonna tell your boyfriend, yeah
Tell him
Exactly what you're doing, yeah

Tell him what you do to me
Late at night when the wind is free
Girlfriend

Girlfriend
I'm gonna show your boyfriend, yeah
Show him
The letters I've been saving, yeah

Show him how you feel inside
Then our love couldn't be denied, oh no
And we're gonna have to tell him
You'll only be a girlfriend of mine

Till the river stops a-flowin'
Till the wind doesn't wanna blow
Till the flowers stop a-growin'
Till my love doesn't want to know

Yes, we're gonna have to tell him
You'll only be a girlfriend of mine

Girlfriend
We'd Better Tell Your Boyfriend, yeah
Tell Him
Exactly What We're Doing, yeah

Tell him what he needs to know
Or he may never let you go, oh no
Yes, we're gonna have to tell him
You'll only be a girlfriend of mine

Till the river stops a-flowin'
Till the wind doesn't wanna blow
Till the flowers stop a-growin'
Till the ocean's a sea of snow

Girlfriend

By dawn's first light I'll come back to your room again
With my carnation hidden by the packages
I'm carrying something
I'm carrying something for you

Ah, long time no see, baby, sure has been a while
And if my reappearance lacks a sense of style
I'm carrying something
I'm carrying something for you

I'm carrying
I'm carrying, can't help it
I'm carrying
I'm carrying something for you

I'm carrying something
I'm carrying something for you

You're talking to me from the back of my car
And I can't get nothing right
And then you wonder why I satnd at the bar
Day and night

Well, I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no
I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no

You stand behind me witha watch in your hand
And I can't get nothing done
Well, people tell me you're a punctual man
But come on, come on

Well, I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no
I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no

I earn the money and you take it away
When I don't know where you're from
I should be worried but they say it'll pay
For a bomb

Well, I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no
I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no

Well, I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no
I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no

Baby, you know sometimes you get a little weary
But if it ever happens honey
You just come along to me
Because you know

I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no
I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no

Well, I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I've had enough
I can't put up with anymore
Now baby

I've had enough

Walking down the sidewalk
on a purple afternoon
I was accosted by a barker
playing a simple tune
Upon his flute - toot toot toot toot
Silver rain was falling down
Upon the dirty ground
of London Town
People pass me by
on my imaginary street
Ordinary people
it's impossible to meet
Holding conversations
that are always incomplete
Well, I don't know
Oh where are there
places to go
Someone somewhere
has to know
I don't know
Out of work again the actor
entertains his wife
With the same old stories
of his ordinary life
Maybe he exaggerates
the trouble and the strife
Well, I don't know
Oh, where are there
places to go
Someone somewhere
has to know
Crawling down the pavement
on a Sunday afternoon
I was arrested by a rozzer
wearing a pink balloon
About his foot - toot toot toot toot
Silver rain was falling down
Upon the dirty ground
of London Town
Someone somewhere
has to know
Silver rain was falling down
Upon the dirty ground
of London Town

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

The grey goose was a steady boat
People said she's never float
But one night when the moon was high
The grey goose flew away

As we were sailing 'round the rocks
The mate took out his compass box
And said the wind is like a fox
But the grey goose flew away

When out upon the open sea
The admiral, the mate and me
Prepared to face eternity
But the grey goose flew away

She flew into the stormy sea
Davy jones was calling me
But heading for tranquility
The grey goose flew away

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you, yeah

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Right on down at the bottom of the sea
Tell me are you receiving me?
My name is Morse Moose and I'm calling you

Mull of Kintyre, oh, mist rolling in from the sea
My desire is always to be here
Oh, Mull of Kintyre

Far have I travelled and much have I seen
Dark distant mountains with valleys of green
Past painted deserts, the sun sets on fire
As he carries me home to the Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre, oh, mist rolling in from the sea
My desire is always to be here
Oh, Mull of Kintyre

Sweep through the heather like deer in the glen
Carry me back to the days I knew then
Nights when we sang like a heavenly choir
Of the life and the times of the Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre, oh, mist rolling in from the sea
My desire is always to be here
Oh, Mull of Kintyre

Smiles in the sunshine and tears in the rain
Still take me back where my mem'ries remain
Flickering embers grow higher and high'r
As they carry me back to the Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre, oh, mist rolling in from the sea
My desire is always to be here
Oh, Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre, oh, mist rolling in from the sea
My desire is always to be here
Oh, Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre
Mull of Kintyre

Our love affair was over on the second day
You packed a bag and like a birdie, flew away
Meanwhile I'm sitting here, I'm getting in a mess
If you want my love, leave your name and address

I used to love you baby, when I was your man
But maybe loving you is something no one man can do
Meanwhile I'm sitting here, I'm getting in a mess
If you want my love, leave your name and address

Love to feel the tingle of your heavenly caresses
Love to intermingle, a lonely single without addresses
If you want my love, leave your name and address

But if it's all over, baby, you know I'll understand
Maybe I'll hate to think of you with another man
Meanwhile I'm sitting here, I'm getting in a mess
If you want my love, leave your name and address

But if it's all over, baby, you know I'll understand
Maybe I'll hate to think of you with another man
Meanwhile I'm sitting here, I'm getting in a mess
If you want my love, leave your name and address

With a little luck, we can help it out
We can make this whole damn thing work out
With a little love, we can lay it down
Can't you feel the town exploding?

There is no end to what we can do together (together)
There is no end, there is no end (there is no end)
The willow turns his back on inclement weather
And if he can do it, we can do it, just me and you

And a little luck, we can clear it up
We can bring it in for a landing
With a little luck, we can turn it on
There can be no misunderstanding

There is no end to what we can do together (together)
There is no end, there is no end (there is no end)
The willow turns his back on inclement weather
We can do it, just me and you

With a little push, we could set it off
We can send it rocketing skywards
With a little love, we could shake it up
Don't you feel the comet exploding?

(With a little luck)
(With a little luck)
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
(With a little luck) With a little luck
(With a little luck) We can help it out
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
We can make this whole damn thing work out

(With a little luck) With a little luck
(With a little luck) We can make it down
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
Can you feel this town exploding?

(With a little luck) With a little luck, baby
(With a little luck) We can set it off
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
Then we'll be rocketing skyward

(With a little luck) With a little luck
(With a little luck) We can shake it up
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
Ooh yeah

With a little luck, we can help it out
We can make this whole damn thing work out
(With a little luck) With a little love
(With a little luck) We can lay it down
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
Can't you feel the town exploding?

(With a little luck) With a little push
(With a little luck) We could set it off
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
We can send it rocketing skywards

(With a little luck) With a little love
(With a little luck) We could shake it up
(With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck)
Don't you feel the comet exploding? Woah, woah, woah, ooh

Now you don't wanna be the little woman
Now you don't want to be the little woman
I love, no, no, no, no. I love
Now you don't wanna stay in my school
You don't wanna be the one that's cool
You don't wanna be the little woman I love

You're up all night
And we can let it hang out right, yeah
I said good-bye to all my expectations
The day you walked out of my life

Winter time is coming now
Gimme a sign if you can somehow
Make it clear where you're heading for
Will I see you someday at my door?

Taking it all into consideration
Love's a game I never win.
I've been in very similar situations
Again and again and again

Oh no, now you don't wanna be the little woman
No, you don't want to be the little woman
I love, I love
Now you don't wanna stay in my home
You just wanna be on your own
And you don't wanna be the little woman I love

Take it away
All right
Ah, yeah!

Well things were fine all the summer long
Then things changed, so where did we go wrong?
We can run but we cannot hide
In greener grass on the other side

Taking it all into consideraton
Love's a game I never win
I've been in very similar situations
Again and again and again

Again and again and again
Again and again and again
Again and again and again

Again and again and again
And again and again and again
Again and again and again (and again)
Again and again and again (and again)
Again and again and again (and again)
Again and again and again (and again)

Ooh, baby, you couldn't have done a worse thing to me
If you'da taken an arrow and run it right through me, ooh
Ooh baby, a bird in the hand is worth two flyin'
But when it came to love, I'd knew you'd be lyin'

It could have been a finer thing
Would have been a major attraction
With no other thing
Offering a note of distraction
Come on, get up, get under way and bring your love

Ooh baby, you wouldn't have found a more down hero
If you'da started at nothing and counted to zero

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Ooh baby, you couldn't have done a worse thing to me
If you'da taken an arrow and run it right through me

It could have been a finer thing
Flying in a righter direction
With no other thing
Featuring my love and affection
Come on, get up, get under way and bring your love

Ooh baby, you wouldn't have found a more down hero
If you'da started at nothing and counted the zero

When the moon lays his head on a pillow
And the stars settle down for a rest
Just do me one small favour, I beg you
Please play me my baby's request

It's the song that we heard when we started
Now the birds have all flown from our nest
But you could bring back memories departed
By playing my baby's request

My baby said that she knows how it goes
But you're the one who really knows
So go ahead
Just one more time and then we'll go to bed

But you could bring back memories departed
By playing my baby's request

My baby said that she knows how it goes
But you're the one who really knows
So go ahead
Just one more time and then we'll go to bed

When the moon lays his head on a pillow
And the stars settle down for a rest
Just do me one small favour, I beg you
Please play me my baby's requestk

Mh-hm, play me baby's request
Please! Play me my baby's request
One more time

Say you don't love him, My Salamander
Why do you need him?
Oh no, don't answer, oh no

I'm getting closer
I'm getting closer to your heart

Keeping ahead of the rain on the road
Watching my windscreen wipers (wipers)
Radio play me a danceable ode
Cattle beware of snipers (snipers)

When will you see me, My Salamander?
Now don't try to tell me
Oh no, don't answer, oh no

I'm getting closer
I'm getting closer to your heart

Hitting the chisel and making a joint
Glueing my fingers together ('gether)
Radio play me a song with a point
Sailor, beware of weather (weather)

Woah, woah, I'm getting closer, My Salamander.
Well, when will we be there?
Oh no, don't answer, oh no

I'm getting closer
I'm getting closer to your heart
I'm getting closer to your heart
I'm getting closer to your heart

I'm getting closer
Closer, closer
Closer, closer, closer, closer

In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK

She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough

In a village in old east end, sir
She met fellow that made her real
Took her rushes to show, this man, sir
He met her dad at the wedding meal

In a letter from Old Siam, sir
Came a terrible tale of woe
She decided the only answer
Was to get off a pile of dough

She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough
Waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough

When a relative told her man, sir
He directed her not to stay
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who lost her way

In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK

Waited 'round in Walthamstowe
Scattered 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough

In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK

Yeah
All right
Yeah, yeah

With a bird in the hand he says, "Why no dinner?"

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
With a bird in the hand he says, "Why no dinner?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, woah, woah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Someone's got a home tonight
Someone's got a road tonight
Someone's got a way, action will be red
You you wanna worry?
Oo, you're gonna knock 'em dead, yeah

Someone's got a show tonight
Someone's gotta go tonight
Someone's doing rhyme, someone turn your mind
Someone to lift your eyes up
Leanin' toward the light, ooh

So glad to see you here
So glad you could come, yeah
So glad to see you here
Carry on (carry on, carry on)
Carry on (carry on, carry on)

Yeah, yeah oh, we're going up tonight
Well in time to make a flight
The airplane's standing on the runway
Engine nervously waiting for something to bite, yeah, yeah

Got to roll tonight
You got to roll tonight
Some have got it bad, some have got to do it
You got it better and there's nothing to it, no no no no no

So glad to see you here
So glad you could come, yeah
So glad to see you here
Carry on (carry on, carry on)
Carry on (carry on, carry on)

Someone's got a home tonight
Someone's got a road tonight
Someone's got a way, action will be red
You you wanna worry?
Oo, you're gonna knock 'em dead

Oh no no no no no no no no, woah
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for fun
We're open tonight for

(This is it)

Spin it on, don't stop
Take it back to the top
'Cause I've gotta whole lotta love for you
I wanna spin it on, spin it on

Off to the flicks with the piddle in her nicks to the fair with her hair in curlers
Their cousins didn't get all down to the pleasure dome
Their cousins didn't spend their night in an aircraft hangar
Memories...

Spin it on, don't stop
Take it back to the top
'Cause I've gotta whole lotta love for you
That's why I wanna spin it on, spin it on, spin it on

Spin it on!

Spin it on, don't stop
Take it back to the top
'Cause I've gotta whole lotta love for you
That's why I wanna spin it on, spin it on

Off to the fields with a missionary's zeal for the life of the wife of the farmer
Their cousins didn't get all down to the billiard hall
Their cousins didn't spend their time on a pinball table
Memories...

Spin it on, don't stop
Take it back to the top
'Cause I've gotta whole lotta love for you
That's why I wanna spin it on, spin it on

Spin it on! spin it on!
I wanna spin it on! I wanna spin it on!

Spin it on, don't stop
Take it back to the top
'Cause I've gotta whole lotta love for you

We're got a chance and we'll take it
We may win or we may lose
We may even have to cut and run for it
Well, it won't be the first time I've run
And it won't be the first time I've been caught
It's the game that matters

Brother, I am proud to know you
This is one of the greatest moments I have ever experienced
I think I sense the situation when I say that we all esteem it an honour
To breathe the rather inferior atmosphere of this station
Here along with our little friend

I guess we shall all go home and treasure the memory of his face
As the whitest thing in our museum of recollections
And, perhaps, this good woman will also go home
And wash the face of our little brother here

I'm inspired with a new faith in mankind
Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to present to you
A sure enough saint, who only wants a halo to be transfigured
Stand right up

Well if the same thing happened to you
Would you still put me through what you put me through?
If it happened to you
What if it happened to you?

What if it happened a man kept shaking you down
But you can't get a ride to his side of town?
If it happened to you
What if it happened to you?

What if happened to you?
Keep it out of my shoes
And if you're stepping on toes
Keep it outta my nose

'Cause if the same thing happened to me
Well, it won't be as bad as it used to be
If it happened to you
What if it happened to you?

What if it happened to you?
What if it happened to you?
What if it happened to you, too?

What if it happens to you?
What if it happens to you?
What if happens to you?
Keep it out of my shoes
If you're stepping on toes (ooh)
Keep it outta my nose

'Cause if the same thing happened to me
Well, it won't be as bad as it used to be
If it happened to you
What if it happened to you?
What if it happened to you?

What am I going to do?
What if it happened to you?
Well, what if happened to you?

What if it happened to you?
What if it happened to you?
What if it happened to you?
What if it happened to you?

We're open tonight for fun
So bring all your friends, come on
We're open tonight, come one, come all

We're opening all our doors
We're clearing back all the floors
We're open tonight, come one, come all

Ooh, whoo
Come one, come all
We're open tonight