Electric 6

You must obey the dance commander
Giving out the order for fun
You must obey the dance commander
You know that he’s the only one
who gives the orders here
Alright
...who gives the orders here
Alright

It would be awesome
If we could dance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let’s take the chance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let’s start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know
Until you go

Alright
Alright
...who gives the orders here
...who gives the orders here

The lights are strong
The orders are in
The dance commanders are ready to sin
Radio message from HQ:
Dance commander, we love you

Let’s get this party started right y’all
Let’s get this party started right
I went to the store to get more…fire!
To start the war
Everybody in the store was whack
I feel like heading straight for a heart attack

Girls are pretty
Girls are nice
Take your chances:
Roll the dice
Take your chances

It would be awesome
If we could dance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let’s take the chance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let’s start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know
Until you go

I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever

Ooh, baby
Alright
Alright
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
Come on
Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on
Come on

I got so much love,
I don't know where to put it
I feel so good,
I don't know what to do
and I don't mind,
the forces of evil,
if they bring me closer to you.
sugar

Now baby's in the kitchen,
and she's fixin' up supper
she drank all the wine,
and now she's drinkin' some more
she's cuttin' up the chicken
and she's dancin' 'round the fire
she shuffles her feet,
on the linolium floor

she says "we're starting a fire,
electric demons in love"
oh my
we're starting a fire,
electric demons in love
oh my

I went down, to the banks of the river
I went down, and I went for a swim
I went down, and then she pushed me under
and I can't remember what I did
no

now I ain't educated
but I sure ain't stupid
and I know what is wrong
and I know what is right
don't give your religion
or your US government
I met my baby in the darkness of the night

I said I met my baby in the darkness
on the night
I met my baby in the darkness
on the night
blood on her dress, and
she said you can't believe,
everything you see

yeah we're starting a fire,
electric demons in love
we're starting a fire,
electric demons in love
we're starting a fire,
electric demons in love
we're starting a fire,
electric demons in love
we're starting a fire,
in love

Well nobody wants to burn in hell
But everybody's got a soul to sell
When I was young my mama
gave me some advice
She said boy don't you know
everybody's got a price?

I'll make lots of money,
I'll make more money than you
I'll drive around in my limo
that's what I was born to do
And I might like you better
if we fuck together
If its not to be you know
that I got somethin' better for ya:

Naked pictures, of your mother
Naked pictures of your mother
Naked pictures, of your mother GO!

Solo

I dropped the bomb on Japan
I was a hostage in Iran
I'm the ugly American
Now, I'm a government man
A government man!

And I'll make lots of money,
I'll make more money than you
I'll drive around in my limo
that's what I was born to do
And I might like you better
if we fuck together
If its not to be you know
that I got somethin' better for ya:

Naked pictures, of your mother
Naked pictures of your mother
Naked pictures, of your mother GO!

Fire in the disco,
Fire in the Taco Bell
Fire in the disco,
Fire in the gates of hell,

Don't you wanna know
how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire,
It's my desire,it's my desire,
Don't you wanna know
how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire,
It's my desire, It's my desire!

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss,
when we touch!
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss,
when we touch, when we kiss!

Don't you wanna know
how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire, It's my desire,
Don't you wanna know
how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire, It's my desire,

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! It's High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss,
when we touch!
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss,
when we touch, when we kiss!

Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Taco Bell!

Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Gates of Hell!

I was born a prisoner
in your dungeon of flesh, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Solitary confinement
underneath your dress, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
But i broke those shackles,
I bent those bars
I got out the van and drove away in my car.

I got a new girl now,
she dont understand me
but she's getting hot now

and she's white (white)
She is so white,
shes white like the light never like the night
Shes white (white) she is so white
I was born to excite her,
she could never be whiter toniiii-iight.

I was born a hunter
in your jungle of sin, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And our love was a sport,
but she'd let me win, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I shot those arrows, I flung those balls
But she returned my fire and shot me
in the heart

I got a new girl now,
she dont understand me
but she's getting hot now

And she's white (white) she is so white,
shes white like the light but never like the night
Shes white (white) she is so white
I was born to excite her,
she could never be whiter toniiii-iight
(toniiii-iight)
GO!

*music break*

I was born a dancer
in your disco of fire, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And your love was the rythmn,
and it was making me higher, oh yeah
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
But I scratched that record,
i stopped that show
I got on the mic, and I let you know

I got a new girl now she's 6 feet tall,
I got her number on the wall

And she's white (white) she is so white,
shes white like the light
but never like the night
Shes white (white) she is so white
I was born to excite her,
she could never be whiter toniiii-iight
toniiii-iight, toniiii-iight

Hey little kitty with your tail dragging
on the floor
You could have a following
in every town that you go
But you remember what you said to me
That you are nothing without me

Cuz I invented the night
Yeah I invented the night
In my laboratory using lust and lies

Hey little birdie fly until your wings desert you
And when you come down,
come down on me cuz you know
I will never hurt you
But maybe once or twice
I'll ruffle your feathers
Cuz you said we should
always be together

Cuz I invented the night
Yeah I invented the night
Mixing elements of the strangest kind

And should your invention
be destroyed in a fire
John, it's only Monday
I gave you Tuesday night
and Wednesday night and Friday night
The weekend is a sea of electric light
Turn it on

Hey little doggy always looking
for a bigger bone
Try to see how many times
that you can run away from home
But in the end you always
come back to me
Cuz you are nothing without me

Cuz I invented the night
Yeah I invented the night
Mixing elements of the strangest kind

every bodys doin,
what they shouldn't be doin
every bodys doin it
in the middle of the street
every bodys movin
what they shouldn't be movin
every bodys moving it
in the middle of the street

Improper dancing in the middle of the street x3
somebody better notify the cheif of police

every bodys freakin
who they shouldn't be freakin
every bodys freakin
in the middle of the street
every bodys showin
what they shouldn't be showin
every bodys showin it
in the middle of the street

Improper dancing in the middle of the street x3
Man those ppl must have demons livin
in their feet

And i want to reach into the fire of your heart
i want to program all those beats right
from the start
Have you ever been to NEW YORK CITY?!

and music starts to play (play)
bodies start to sway (sway)
debbie-lee's the dj in the middle of the street
beats are droppin
bodies rockin
hearts are stoppin
electric shockin
i cant believe what i am seeing
in the middle of the street

Improper dancing in the middle of the street x3
somebody better notify the cheif of police

stop
CONTINUE

YES!

Girl
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Weow
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Heow

You're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar!

Nuclear war,
on the dance floor

Nuclear war
on the dance floor

Electric Six is on time

Electric lovin a sex crime

Your a pretty, pretty, pretty,pretty,
pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,
pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty girl

You can do a lot of things with that.

Nuclear War
on the dance floor

Nclear war
on the dance floor

Solo

I look in the mirror
and I know i'm a man,
i know she's a woman
and she's looking for a man,
we've got sex planned,
oh!
getting into the jam,
getting into the jam,
i can feel the jam,
i have reached the jam,
ahy!
Met her in a bar,
came in my car,
met her in a bar gonna taker her
to my car,
we're gonna make it in my car!
getting into the jam,
getting into the jam,
i can feel the jam,
i have reached the jam,
ahy!
eeehy! eeehy! eeehy! eeehy!
getting into the jam,
getting into the jam,
i can feel the jam,
i have reached the jam,
ahy!

I saw fire, when I looked in my lovers eyes,
Woooaaahhhooo,
I saw, the devil dressed up in disguise,
Woooaaahhhooo,
And you know it gets
hotter than a microwave oven,
When you and I commence the lovin',
And you like what I’m doin',
And I like what I'm doin' to you,
And everybody’s happy, happy tonight.

I'm a man,
and I’m torn between vengeance and fashion,
Woooaaahhhoooo,
And I’m tryin' so hard not to get caught up
in the passion,
Woooaaahhhooo,
And you know that my suit cost
more than your house,
I’m a scoundrel, a lover,
a murderous mouse,
And that looked good in your bed,
And you think that I’m lookin' good,
And everybody's happy, happy tonight.

She's a girl,
and she's got so many crazy ideas man,
Woooaaahhhooo,
She wants to push the button,
and execute this innocent man,
Woooaaahhhooo,
And you know she's depressed
in her wedding dress,
She's gonna have her rings removed,
And I like the way she's lookin',
Yeah she's lookin' like a hundred dollars,
And everybody’s happy, happy tonight.

Now who elected you judge and jury
in the body of a beautiful girl?
And I suspect heavy gerrymandering
at the single's bar hop

And now
I'm a man with conversation skills
and I'm a man with hundred dollar bills
and just lookin' my direction one time
is all it's gonna take now

Come on

I know you think
I'm just another sucker perpetrator
livin' in the two one three. (213)
And I don't care what you say
'bout any of them, no
It don't matter to me, and

I see you drivin' around in your fancy car
You're a superstar livin' in the three one o
(310)
And I will freak you like
you've never been freaked before, now
And I'm ready to go, yeah

Come on

Three two one I'm the bomb
and I'm ready to go off on your shit
Three two one I'm the bomb
and I'm ready to go off on your shit
Three two one I'm the bomb
and I'm ready to go off
ready to go off, now

Hey girl, when I'm fuckin' you
It's like nothin' else matters.
Maybe we'll reach down between my legs
and ease the seat back

Three two one I'm the bomb
and I'm ready to go off on your shit
Three two one I'm the bomb
and I'm ready to go off on your shit
Three two one I'm the bomb
and I'm ready to go off on your shit
Three two one I'm the bomb
and I'm ready to go off
ready to go off, now

You can shake it all around
You can go up and down
You can lose what you found
But you can't ignore my techno

You can go west or east
Confess your sins to a priest
You can slay the wicked beast
But you can't ignore my techno

You can go to the doctor
You can cough in his face
Infect the whole human race
But you can't ignore my techno

You can laugh you can cry
You can live you can die
Spend your days asking why?
But you can't ignore my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end technology
onto the world that set us free

Be all that you can be
Just as long as you are free
You were blind and now you see
That just is my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end technology onto the world that set us free

You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip
You can trip
You can trip on my synthesizer
You can trip on my synthesizer
Let's go

You can shake it all around
You can go up and down
You can lose what you found
But you can't ignore my techno

You can go west to east
Confess your sins to a priest
You can slay the wicked beast
But you can't ignore my techno

You can go to the doctor
You can cough in his face
Infect the whole human race
But you can't ignore my techno

You can laugh you can cry
You can live you can die
Spend you days asking why
But you can't ignore my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end technology of the world will set us free

Be all that you can be
Just as long are you are free
You were blind but now you see
That which is my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
In the end technology of the world will set us free

You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip on my
You can trip
You can trip
You can trip on my synthesizer
You can trip on my synthesizer

Let's go.

Radio I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And ev'rything I had to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds - invaded by mars
You made 'em laugh - you made 'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly
Radio

So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know or just don't care
And just complain when you're not there
You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio someone still loves you

We watch the shows - we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio

You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio



((This is the Queen version,
so could someone please send in the Electric 6 version))

Hey... looks like am emergency
well thats ok with me cause i wanna tap u in now c u l8r
looks like ur ma babie now so put away that thing cause ma babie dont need a vibrator

(chorus)
Am sure... am the one ur lookin 4
Am sure... am sure u've heard it all be4
I care... but i dont care nemore
Am sorry... but i dont no wat am sorry 4
she dont x 3
need no vibrator
she dont x 3
need no vibrator
she dont x 3
need no electric entertainer 2nite investigater

Hey... now the doors r openin
and i look like a jerk while ur grinnin like an aligator
cant we just 4get the whole thing
shake each others hands and say goodbye babie c ya l8r


(chorus)
need no artificial stimulaor non - organic extravator

(chorus)


hey... she dont x 3
hey... she dont x 3
hey... she dies x 3
hey.... she dies x 3

so i will see ya later

Radio I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And ev'rything I had to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds - invaded by mars
You made 'em laugh - you made 'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly
Radio

So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know or just don't care
And just complain when you're not there
You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio someone still loves you

We watch the shows - we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio

You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio



((This is the Queen version,
so could someone please send in the Electric 6 version))

Radio I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And ev'rything I had to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds - invaded by mars
You made 'em laugh - you made 'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly
Radio

So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know or just don't care
And just complain when you're not there
You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio someone still loves you

We watch the shows - we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio

You had your time you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio



((This is the Queen version,
so could someone please send in the Electric 6 version))

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
At the gay bar.

Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!

You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar!

The band in hell
Plays all night long
It's a sold-out show
And there is only one song
There is no rhythm
And there is no rhyme
It goes on forever
Until the end of time

Now the devil, he plays guitar
And Hitler plays the drums
I'm the man on the microphone
This is what I've become

I'm sorry that
I'm sorry that I love you
I'm sorry I
I'm sorry that I am what I am
Another coal on the fire

Now there was once a man
Who walked the earth with no shoes
He went from town to town
Playing rhythm and blues

And there was love in every note that he played
And there was truth in every word that he sang
He offered those who believed his guarantee
But somehow he missed me

I'm sorry that
I'm sorry that I love you
I'm sorry I
I'm sorry that I am what I am
A damnation to you
I'm sorry

And I don't mind your rabid doggy
And I don't mind it when it bites
Cos the days and nights and the nights are longer
We're watching days turn into nights

Yeah!
I buy the drugs
I light the fire
I am your main supplier
I am your man and I buy the drugs

I can be the jump start for the car parked in your mind
Cos' You left the lights on all night long
We can drive for miles and miles and miles
and miles and miles and miles and miles away

Have you ever smelt the clothes her sexy clothes?
Have you ever got to know her
Like I do?
Have you ever reversed roles?
Gave up control?
Stayed home and let your woman
Support you?
Yeah!

Yeah!
I buy the drugs
I light the fire
I am your main supplier
I am your man and I buy the drugs

I can be the jump start for the car parked in your mind
Cos' You left the lights on all night long
We can drive for miles and miles and miles
and miles and miles and miles and miles away

If you ever find yourself in need
You can submit your request in writing
And this is what you do

Send in a self addressed stamped envelope
To PO Box 900
Los Angeles
California
90212
And I will fill your perscription with some degree of accuracy
And then I'll send it back to you
And then I'll send it back to you
And then I'll send it back to you
Yeah!

I - I - I buy the drugs
I - I - I buy the drugs
I - I - I buy the drugs
I - I - I buy the drugs

Look at young girls with your television eyes
Fixated on nothing, telling dispicable lies
We play on your obsession with candy
And you do what we want you to
So play that guitar
And bring order to the stars
Turn up your stereos and drive around in your cars
And don't think about coming back home until you've never gone anywhere

'Cos you are not sure if you are going up or down

Expectations go out the window when Mr. Woman comes to town

'Cos when you talk nobody listens
You shoot to kill but you keep missing
They got you running round in circles but it's hip to be square
Tonight's special paranoia with a side of despair
Oh ho!
And one and one and one and one and one, I'm pretty sure adds up to five

Teenage alcoholics can be oh-so entertaining when they drive

Yeah!

'Cos turning people into product is easy
Turning idiots into stars is easier
The robots and the cockroaches are gonna be the only survivors

They're gnawing at minds with our sights and their sounds
And this is no time for fucking around
You can't be sure if you are going up or down
Expectations go out the window when Mr. Woman comes to town
When Mr. Woman comes to town

You can't be sure if you are going up or down
You can't be sure if you are going up or down
You can't be sure if you are going up or down
Expectations go out the window when Mr. Woman comes to town

You can come and see me
But I don't glow in the dark
So you'll have to learn to use a little night vision

Then you must decide
Who resides in your heart
And baby I know it's not an easy decision

Oh
I-I went bananas, when I spoke with you on the telephone
I feel you lie telling me you're all alone

'Cos there's demons in you
And there's demons in me
Is it too dark for you to see?

Now you don't want to hear it
But it's time that you realise
That your eyes aren't being properly utilised
You can turn off the television
You can turn off the lights
But you can't hide from the darkness of your lies
Woah!

There is a lunatic who lives in the centre of your mind
He's eating you and leaving this insanity behind

And he's taking over you
And he's taking over me
I it too dark for you to see?

You can come and see me in the dark
(If you use night vision)
Don't need no fire and no spark
(If you use night vision)
Give this love a kick start
If you use night vision

Night vision!

Night vision!

Night vision!

Night vision!

In the land of the blind
The night vision users are laughing at the king
But you'd be surprised what you can see
When you shine your evil light on me

There we were
Just the two of us
Watching night fade into darkness
I was dying
Then you saved me
Brought me back
Just to say to me
Woah!
There are asteroids in the sky brighter than you ever will
There are humanoids that love money so much that they would kill

And it's taking over you
And it's taking over me
Is it too dark for you to see?

You can come and see me in the dark
(If you use night vision)
Don't need no fire and no spark
(If you use night vision)
Give this love a kick start
If you use night vision

Night vision!

Come and see me in the dark!

Night vision!

Come and see me in the dark!

Night vision!

Come and see me in the dark!

Night Vision!

Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!
Night Vision!

I rode a sex wave and washed up on your shore
A twist of fate
I was just what you were looking for
Young rollerskater
Trained in CPR
Saying "Boy, you just don't know how lucky you are!"

It's whippin' me, it's whippin' you
Turnin' black, turnin' blue, hell no

Now I'm just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Increase the power [increase it!]
To a higher level
I like you better when you're possessed by the devil
I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number at the centre for disease

Feels like a fire down below [Feels like a fire down below]
Now I?m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

It's whippin' me, it's whippin' you
Turnin' black, turnin' blue, hell no

Now I'm just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

Now there was a dancefloor
At the hottest nightclub in town
Politicians and celebrities
Always going to get down, get down

And they won't let me go in
Because I got no status
I went there with my friends
And they just laughed at us

One of these days I'm gonna burn the whole thing to the ground

Pulling the plug on the party
Pulling the plug on the party
Pulling the plug on the party
Pulling the plug on the party

Now just because no one likes you
Don't mean they don't want you around
They wanna throw things at you
And for an encore they push you down, push you down

They sent a man to the moon just to watch him die
We dropped turkeys out of planes just to fill up the sky
And they know damn well they can't fly

Pulling the plug on the party
Pulling the plug on the party
Pulling the plug on the party
Pulling the plug on the party

Baby now look at what you made me do
Cos I only came here to party with you
Baby now look at what you made me do
Cos I only came here to party with you....
With you....

Now I C-A-N-T S-T-A-N-D I-T
I can't stand it any more
I'm tired of dancing on the floor
And I've seen all of this before-
I've seen all of this before-
I've seen all of this before-
I've seen all of this before-

Baby now look at what you made me do
Cos I only came here to party with you
Baby now look at what you made me do
Cos I only came here to party with you....
With you...

Remember when you walked into my life all dressed up in leather?
Remember when you whispered to me we should always be together?
But girls like you ruin the future
Girls like you ruin my life
Girls like you make guys like me make love to a computer

Every night's another nightmare
And I can't wake up
I go bananas
And every time I see your face
I self destruct

Remember when you told me that you wanna ride the rubber rocket?
Remember when you told me that you want to
Plug my plug into your socket?
But girls like you turn into witches
Girls like you turn into beasts
Girls like you find guys like me and eat our vital organs

Every night you're the monster
Living underneath my bed
I go bananas
And every time I see your face
I'm better off dead

This is what I turn into when I get really hungry
Man become machine and machine becometh monkey
This is what I turn into when I get close to you
When I get close to you

Every night's another nightmare
And I can't wake up
I go bananas
And every time I see your face
I self destruct

When the time comes to documentary what we did here
The transcription won't really be that hard
'Cos i'm a woman eating monster
With a suitcase full of fire
And pink flamingos decorate my yard

Yeah! Pink flamingos decorate my yard!

Do you remember that young girl who did all those things with her body?
Yeah, I guess you could say it was me who gave her her start!
I hear she's working for President Clinton the way she used to work for me
But my pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart

My pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart!

And they never fly away
In my front yard they stay
And, you know, baby
I sometimes find it odd
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God!

Woah!

Woah!

Now there's a crowd outside demanding my resignation
And a policeman about to draw his gun
Seems I've lost this battle
But the war has just begun
'Cos my pink flamingos will outlive everyone

Yeah my pink flamingos will outlive everyone!

And they never fly away
In my front yard they stay
And, you know, baby
I sometimes find it odd
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God!

The need to turn it up is overwhelming
I just can't sit still anymore
I wanna break things with my hammer
I wanna start a little war

Isn't that what this little red button here is for?

Ooh!

I wish this song was louder!
Ooh!

I wish this song was louder!

Evil policeman patrol the city
They look for somebody to kill
They've done a little damage
They wanna do some more now
And they probably will
And they probably will
Ooh!

I wish this song was louder!
Ooh!

I wish this song was louder!

One night I had a vision
That the world was taken over
By a race of dirty filthy birds
I dropped to my knees
And I begged for mercy
But they never understand a word
No I was never heard

Hey now cheeky monkey!
Ooh!

Take a ride on the dirty donkey!
Ooh!

I wish this song was louder!
Ooh!

I wish this song was louder!
Ooh!

I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
(?) when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do
Whisper in my ear all your culinary wishes
Next thing you know you're washing the dishes
Your table is ready for me
I'm happy to seat you

Slices of you
I'd really like another slice of you
That's so nice of you
I'd really like another slice of you
That's so nice of you
I'd really like another slice or two
I'd really like another slice of you
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
'cos when I get a table you know damn well I get a table for two
Preheat the oven so the cooking is best
I trained at the very best kitchens in france
My service is slow and I hope this doesn't offend you

Slices of you
I'd really like another slice of you
That's so nice of you
I'd really like another slice of you
That's so nice of you
I'd really like another slice or two
(Slice of you)
I'd really like another slice of you

And everywhere I go
You ask me, Valentine
What's your recipe for love?
MY answer's always the same
Cook the hell out of it
It's slices of you
If music be the food of love, play on
But I'm really too hungry for just one song
It's so fire leads to you
I'd really like anotheer slice of you
That's so nice of you
(Nice of you)
I'd really like another slice of you
(Slice of you)
I'd really like another slice of you

I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
'cos when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
'cos when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu

Policeman watching you
I see everything the policeman sees
City's on fire, it's a billion degrees
Oh oh

The policeman he waves me through
That's the difference between me and you
We're watching hot tits on ice 'til we freeze
Oh oh

White DJ in Detroit
Black MC in Tokyo
White girl in a black Blockbuster Video
Oh oh

Aaaaaaaaaah!
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us tonight
Aaaaaaaaaah!
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us tonight
So let's go out tonight

Subway passenger
I see everything that the passenger sees
One hundred buildings for every five trees
Oh oh

And I will ride 'til the ride is through
That's what the passenger's expected to do
Looking to pick up a Japanese
Venereal disease

Dutch hip-hop in Atlanta
Tight new R&B in Estonia
Just another sick American at Yoshinoya
Oh oh

Aaaaaaaaaah!
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us tonight
Aaaaaaaaaah!
(Something wrong with us)
There's something very wrong with us tonight
So let's go out tonight

Government man
Important man
Walking around at night
He's got his whiskey
He's got his briefcase
He's gonna be all right

Now when you hear those sirens
Don't you think it's just a drill
Cause when El Presidente pulls the trigger
He always SHOOTS TO KILL

There are Germans in Mexico
Germans in Mexico
Taking over tonight
Falling in love with your daughter

There's only so many rabbits
That you can pull out of your hat
There's only so much time now
You know we're running out of that

Ayudame American fighter jets!
For without you we shall not win
They come in the night and take our women
For sale in Berlin

There are Germans in Mexico
Germans in Mexico
Taking over tonight
Falling in love with your daughter

Sing everybody!
Deutsche! Deutsche!
Vaya con dios, amigo!

I bought my girlfriend a Chocolate Pope
'Cause she seems to be at the end of her rope
Italian candy with swiss chocolaty flavor
Such a dee-licious dee-licious way
To save her

Chocolate Pope
Oh

She says she loves these United States of America
And the flag for which it stands, of thee I sing
And she tells me she's a liar but I don't believe her
She'll tell me almost anything

Placin' your bet on a horse that never left the gate now
Got nothin' left on your plate
But it's better than walkin' around lookin' for another man to subjegate
Better than wondering what it was she just ate

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

Now you navigate your way around the treacherous terrain
Try not to step in the Darvocet and the Novocaine
And you're stuck in the corner listening to some guy talk about his screenplay
And the crazy things he did one night in Spain, wooh

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

My dance pattern is everything that matters to me
The blood splatters, you should see the suckas scatter
Man it really is a sight to see

Well we've seen the years go by
But it seems we've reached the end of the line
And there ain't no happy ending
When you're constantly pretending
That the good lord ripped you out of my side

And this time there are no feelings
And it feels like there's no time
And it feels like it's time to let my feelings do some talking
Some time, every time, every time I dance with you

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?

Ow, ow, ow

When a problem needs a problem solver
guess who gets the call?
me that's all
you're dueling with a plugged revolver
well guess who dropped the ball?
the writing's on the wall

The French sent us a copper lady
Long since turning green
From New York to Los Angeles
and all points in between
burning fifty million megawatts of gasoline!

Oooh!

I accept my destiny
I shall start a legacy
The likes of which you've never seen
Make them rip it
Rip it clean
I accept my destiny
I am a ripping machine
So help me!

Rip it! Rip it!
Rip it! Rip it!
Rip it! Rip it!

You're listening to your politicians
They claim to speak to God
Can't you see it's just a fraud?
Your rituals and superstitions
Don't you find them kind of odd?
Might as well kneel before Zod

The French sent us a copper lady
Long since turning green
From New York to Los Angeles
And all points in-between
Burning fifty million megawatts of gasoline

Ooooh!

I accept my destiny
I shall start a legacy
The likes of which you've never seen
Make them rip it
Rip it clean
I accept my destiny
I am a ripping machine
So help me!

Rip it! Rip it!
Rip it! Rip it!
Rip it! Rip it!

Put me in motion
Drink the potion
Use the lotion
Drain the ocean
Cause commotion
Fake devotion
Entertain a notion
Be Nova Scotian

Drink the potion
Put me in motion
Use the lotion
Drain the ocean
Cause commotion
Fake devotion
Entertain a notion
Be Nova Scotian

Drink the potion
Put me in motion
Use the lotion
Drain the ocean
Cause commotion
Fake devotion
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian
Be Nova Scotian

Rip it!

All those pills, they make you uptight
I'm suprised you still walk upright
You want to live the thug life
Well!
Dance on the edge of my knife
Whoa!

Feed my fuckin' habit
Feed my fuckin' habit
Follow the white rabbit
Follow the white rabbit
Reach into me and grab it
Reach into me and grab it
Feed my fuckin' habit
Feed my fuckin' habit

On a pale, moonlight night
My
Willpower loses its fight
Ooh

Feed my fuckin' habit
Feed my fuckin' habit
Follow the white rabbit
Follow the white rabbit
Reach into me and grab it
Reach into me and grab it
Feed my fuckin' rabbit
Feed my fuckin' rabbit

*guitar solo*

She was the queen of an evil galaxy
Living off the money she suckered from me
She wasn't satisfied living by the airport in Queens
Can you tell me now what any of it means?

Now listen
I see no point in trying to get you to listen
Your hypnotised by the camera you're kissing
My dogs are barking, man
All your cats are hissing tonight
Nothing gets settled when our animals fight
You look good in pictures but I think that the attention's going to your brain
Hey little sister why do I only see you on the white train?

Riding on the white train
Riding on the white train
Riding on the white train
Riding on the white train
Solo!

Solo!
Solo!
Solo!

Now you got yourself into a sticky situation
But I don't make moves unless there's some reciprocation
I gotta know now should I be anticipating love
Or will you slap me with your bitches' gloves?
Ow!

Satan destroys you
But Jesus puts you in a bowl and smokes you
Hey little sister!
Your dreams are dying living on the white avenue

Living on the white avenue
Living on the white avenue
Living on the white avenue
Living on the white avenue
Ooh white avenue

Your broken machine has some questions for me
Wants to know a little bit about my history
It wants to know why I write these ridiculous songs
It wants to know everything that turns me on

And what turns me on is you
So now that's what turns it on too
Its methods are filling me with doubt
This experience is starting to creep me out

It doesn't do anything, it just sits there
It doesn't do anything, it just sits there
And looks at me

M-m-mechanical meltdown
It should be thrown away
It should be scrapped by sundown
But broken machine is here to stay

Yeah broken machine thinks it's fair to me
But it only sees what it wants to see
It looks into me to see what I'm made of
It's trying so hard to understand our love

And it sees that I love you
And so you're the one that it loves, too
It wants to understand the workings of our heart
It doesn't care if it tears us apart

It doesn't do anything, it just sits there
It doesn't do anything, it just sits there
And looks at me

M-m-mechanical meltdown
it should be thrown away
sa-sa-satanic shutdown
but broken machine is here to stay

You know what, machine? My mind's not big enough for the both of us. But they tell me you're here to stay. I guess that's what I get for surrounding myself with technology!

M-m-mechanical meltdown
you should be thrown away
you should be scrapped by sundown
but broken machine is here to stay

Broken machine is here to stay
Broken machine is here to stay
Broken machine is here to stay
Broken machine is here to stay

Angels and demons holding hands and whistling Dixie
we haven't had that kinda fun around here since 1960
we wait in longer lines than the Russians ever did
selling our childrens' souls to the highest bid
I can't describe how it feels...

These songs will blare out of your eyes
when I get to the green building
my arrival will be televised
when I get to the green building
when I get to the green building

Satan's cheerleaders prancing around the maypole in December
We haven't that kind of spectacle here since I can remember
Our fearless leaders say they're equipped to the task
and every point of view on this depends on who you ask
It doesn't matter anyway

All prophecies are realized
When I get to the green building
The stars will shine out of your eyes
When I get to the green building
When I get to the green building

Isn't it interesting to see whose heart shall pass
When they try to hide them but they're made of glass
and isn't it interesting to see who lives or dies
on the rollercoasters and the water slides

And Isn't it interesting to watch them play their game
When they're all such cheaters and they have no shame
And isn't it interesting to hear the demons sing
When the doorbell rings at the green building

and Isn't it interesting
and Isn't it interesting
when the doorbell rings
at the green building

and Isn't it interesting
and Isn't it interesting

Dance like nobody's watching you Randy
And love like you've never been hurt
Supersize it when you get hungry Randy
And eat like it's the last night on earth

You could be nobody in heaven
Or you could be a star in hell
You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's got tonight
He's got tonight
He's got tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

'Cause we just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy

Now Randy said
"If you live in Japan, you're Japanese
If you live in Canada, you're gonna freeze
If you live in a plastic house, you'll never die in a fire
If you work in television, you're a fucking liar"

Dont become unfocused Randy
And everything'll be ok
That confidence will come in handy
And everyone will be forced to say

That Randy, He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's got tonight
He's got tonight
He's got tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy

1,2,3,4

Oh my God!
I met a girl named Kukuxumushu

Oh my God!
She walked on my heart
And she did it wearing two shoes

Oh my God!
She tossed me in a bag before she threw me away
She ran around telling all my friends I was gay.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!

I'm not the revolution
I'm just your boyfriend
A f**k solution
Until the world ends
Don't make me do this
Don't make me sing you a love song

Oh my God!
I took a ride with succubus Sally

Oh my God!
She drained-a my soul down at the bowling alley

Oh my God!
She scratches my skin and she kissed in my head
And she liquifies the living to feed to the dead
Oh my God!
Oh my God!

I'm not the revolution
I'm just your boyfriend
A f**k solution
Until the world ends
Don't make me do this
Don't make me sing you a love song

There are policemen with more sympathy
And paupers with more money than me
And while those things they might be true
There are corpses with more
Personality
Than you!

1,2,3,4

I fell in love with Hollywood Heather

But she was just another angry trend setter

Her body was assembled by a plastic MD
And she made me the object of her insecurity

I'm not the revolution
I'm just your boyfriend
A f**k solution
Until the world ends
What more can I say
Than 'Oh My God'?

Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!

Someone told me you were cool
But the more I think about it that someone must have been you
Did you actually read your books at school?
'Cause you really don't seem ready for the drop of the other shoe
Wasting all your time howling at a half moon
Adding a little doom and gloom to your doom and gloom

You can do what you do
But I got bigger fish to fry than you
And I-I-I-I don't like you
And I-I-I-I don't want you here
Oh dear

Is that the best that you can do?
'Cause it really doesn't seem like you went ahead and thought it through
Yelling 'til you turn blue
But you better call that bluff before it goes ahead and calls you
And I really don't care whose side you're on
This here ain't a sprint, this is a marathon

You can say what you say
But I'd really, really like it if you just went away
And I-I-I-I can't take you
And I-I-I-I don't want you here
Not near

You say:
"Can we talk about this later?
Can we talk about this later?"
Blinded by your self-adulation
Deafened by your heinous orations
Hey hey!
Give us a break you big baby!

Solo!

You can do what you do
But I got bigger fish to fry than you
And I-I-I-I don't like you
And I-I-I-I don't want you here
And I-I-I-I can't take you
And I-I-I-I don't want you here

This is your captain speaking.

We've gone insane and we're slashing fares on Lucifer Airlines
You'll drink champagne and nobody cares about arriving on time
We know your name and your cross to bear, you'll answer for your crime
And we'll save an extra seat for you on the day you die
Sit back, relax, and take in the view and enjoy your flight

Sit back, relax (we love to fly)
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax (we love to fly)
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax (we love to fly)
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax (we love to fly)
Sit back, relax

Crash positions, 'cause we're going down on Lucifer Airlines
taking submissions; turning no one down - we're hiring all kinds

Sit back, relax (we love to fly)
Sit back, relax

What have i, what have i gotten myself into?
This ain't no sexy vacation for two
And I just don't know what to do now
Hey!

We love to fly
We love to fly
We love to fly
We love to fly
(This is your captain speaking)

Ever since I met you, you were someone I knew
lookin for a little somethin somethin to do
you wanted one stop shoppin' and clothes that fit you
you wanted to look pretty when they're taking your picture

now you want your life to move a little bit faster
a little bit of death, a little bit of disaster
well I was doing this before you were born
the glove already fit you before it was worn

and girl, the choice is yours
I can dress you up as the devil
or I can dress you up as one of the devil's whores

oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh

calling all girls of the opposite sex
I know you just can't wait for what happens next
I got a five-step plan and a brand-new facility
the perfect habitat for testing sex ability

all you need's a credit card you're good to go
roll a little footage and film a little video
I wanna see who's living between your legs
you just can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs

and girl, what do you say?
You can dress me up like JFK
hide in the grassy knoll
and blow me away!

oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh

SOLO!

I have some money here for you, so reach in to me and grab it
And I have never understood why anybody likes Lenny Kravitz
I see no reason for this to continue
I don't have anything else to put in you
now go back home girl and do whatever it is that you do

And girl, I hate to break you the news
when you win here, you really lose
and you've been such a pleasure to use

oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh

These are your clothes
This is your hair
you aren't fooling anybody
but I still want to touch you
ooh oooh

the supermarket tabloid appeal
of the crazy little lives of
fabulous people
fabulous people
fabulous people
makin' all their money off of
dirty little people
dirty little people
dirty little people
givin' all their money to the fabulous people

whoa whoa whoooooooaaaaaaaooooo

This is your business
This is your pleasure
don't mean nothin' to no one
but I still wanna have you, oh

when you're makin' love now
what do you feel?
do you think you're good enough
for fabulous people

fabulous people
fabulous people
makin' all their money off the
dirty little people
dirty little people
dirty little people
givin' all their money to the fabulous people

whoa whoa whoa whooooooaaaaaaaooooo

Britney Spears and David Beckham
Paris Hilton and Red Skelton
every penny you spend helps them take over the world
present past and participle
Dale Jr. and Dick Trickle
and let us not forget Don Rickles
scaring the young girls
scaring the young girls
scaring the young girls

Show me your sexy trash
But don't go makin' moves that agitate my rash
I'm an American man and I know where I stand
I stand with you in your sexy trash

Columbian warlords are rushing to replace
All the product that they've moved to the United States
With traddaxian crystals from outer space
And the filthy residue of your sexy trash
Your sexy trash

The geopolitical ramifications of lovers when they lie
Because of vegetarians, animals no longer die
We can live as one inside the slaughterhouse of your sexy trash
I'm an American man tonight

If we make love would it be a mistake?
Would the aftermath be hard to take
And the knots we've tied come undone?

Have you heard? Have you heard?
(Have you heard?)
Have you heard? Have you heard?
(Have you heard?)
There's a man dressed up like an ancient bird
And he's setting his guitar on fire

Every mutiny begins with the cooks
Every queen cheats on the king with the rooks
Every nuclear war begins with two dirty looks

I know my shit from Shinola
I'm tired of eating your stale granola
And I know a bloodbath when I see one

Have you seen? Have you seen?
(Have you seen?)
Have you seen? Have you seen?
(Have you seen?)
There's a man dressed up like a flaming queen
And he's helping San Fransisco fall in love

Every problem can be solved by burning books
Every savior's crucified next to crooks
Every human being starts with two naughty looks

Fire in the disco
Fire in the disco
Fire in the taco bell
Fire in the disco
Fire in the disco
Fire in the gates of hell

Don't you want to know why we keep starting fires?
It's my desire
It's my desire

Don't you want to know why we keep starting fires?
It's my desire
It's my desire

Danger, danger
High voltage
When we touch
And when we kiss

Danger, danger
High voltage
When we touch
When we kiss
When we touch

Danger, danger
High voltage
When we touch
And when we kiss

Danger, danger
High voltage
When we touch
When we kiss
When we touch
When we kiss

(Instrumental)

Well don't you want to know why we keep starting fires?
It's my desire
It's my desire

Don't you want to know why we keep starting fires?
It's my desire
It's my desire

Danger, danger
High voltage
When we touch
And when we kiss

Danger, danger
It's high voltage
When we touch
When we kiss
When we touch

Danger, danger
High voltage
When we touch
And when we kiss
When we kiss

Danger, danger
High voltage
When we touch
When we kiss
When we touch
When we kiss

No more

(Instrumental)

Fire in the disco
Fire in the disco
Fire in the taco bell

Fire in the disco
Fire in the disco
Fire in the gates of hell

Gates of hell

And I don't mind your rabid doggy
And I don't mind it when it bites
Cos the days and nights and the nights are longer
We're watching days turn into nights

Yeah!
I buy the drugs
I light the fire
I am your main supplier
I am your man and I buy the drugs

I can be the jump start for the car parked in your mind
Cos' You left the lights on all night long
We can drive for miles and miles and miles
and miles and miles and miles and miles away

Have you ever smelt the clothes her sexy clothes?
Have you ever got to know her
Like I do?
Have you ever reversed roles?
Gave up control?
Stayed home and let your woman
Support you?
Yeah!

Yeah!
I buy the drugs
I light the fire
I am your main supplier
I am your man and I buy the drugs

I can be the jump start for the car parked in your mind
Cos' You left the lights on all night long
We can drive for miles and miles and miles
and miles and miles and miles and miles away

If you ever find yourself in need
You can submit your request in writing
And this is what you do

Send in a self addressed stamped envelope
To PO Box 900
Los Angeles
California
90212
And I will fill your perscription with some degree of accuracy
And then I'll send it back to you
And then I'll send it back to you
And then I'll send it back to you
Yeah!

I - I - I buy the drugs
I - I - I buy the drugs
I - I - I buy the drugs
I - I - I buy the drugs