Buckethead [Guitar, Bass, Drum, Keyboard, Mandolin]

1. DOOMRIDE

BUCKETHEAD WAS RAISED BY CHICKENS IN THE COOP. TAKE THE DOOMRIDE INTO BUCKETHEAD LAND IF YOU'RE A SWASHBUCKLER.

"Papa, who's Buckethead?"

"Buckethead's this guy that was raised by chickens in a chicken coop, and without the bucket on his head, he's helpless."

"Really? Oh my God..."

(Music)

Guitar: Buckethead
Sound bytes: Bill Laswell

Written by Buckethead
Published by Katella Music (BMI)

19. LAST TRAIN TO BUCKETHEADLAND

THROATRAKE TAKES YOU ON AN ADVENTURE THROUGH MANY OF BUCKETHEAD'S FAVORITE THINGS.

"All aboard!! This is the last train to Bucketheadland!!!"
(Music)
"La-ladies and germs, l-if you look to your left you'll see Giant Robot, one of the first attractions on this last train ride to Bucketheadland. Oh my god, Giant Robot. Johnny Sokko, where are you today? You rode doom for eternity, supporting Giant Robot, with Jerry Mano. Speaking of Jerry Mano, ladies and germs, to your right you will notice, under construction, nearly complete, Jerry Mano's Executive Wonder Ride. Be careful, there-there's still construction in process. Don't let any of your children jump out of the cars. A-huh, oo-o-ah-l even forgot about this attraction, The-The Siamese Twins of Doom, Landslide Mountain to your left, again, ladies and germs. Oh my god, when this is completed, Bucketheadland will be complete. Ah-To your left, to your left again, as we pass around this curve, Edwin Neal's Sausage Massacre Hayride. You'll notice a giant statue of Edwin poking at sausages at the dinnertable. That's where tickers are sold. Oh-I-I never knew wha-wha-what-what- what seemed to make his appetite so un-questionably unleashed for the sausages. But without that appetite, we would not be able to love him. Yea-eah-eah-eaaahh! Leather-Leatherface's Castle. There's only a sign, ladies and gentlemen, to the right, that designates the spot where it will be built. This is will possibly be for the third or fourth phase of Bucketheadland, we're-we're not sure, yet. Our-our-our engineers are coming up with so many ideas! Huh-We can only take 'em one at a time... We're-we're trying to offer you everything we can. Ww-with Edwin Neal's Sausage Ride, wh'what else do you want?!... It's been a long day at Bucketheadland, ladies and gentlemen. Your engineer's getting very weary. Eenhh-oohh. Very weary, I have to go home, have a little phenobarbital, sit down, and play my Texas Chainsaw Massacre video game... Ugh, sorry for the erratic behavior on this last train to Bucketheadland, but, your engineer's at the end of his leash. ("Come back, back, back...") We wish you many more pleasurable visits, we wish you a lifetime of fun even when you're not in this wonderland of joy. We wish you happiness in whatever you do..."
"Can we go on this trip again?"
"That was the last train. Did you enjoy it?"
"Kinda, It was scary, but I liked it."
"Wanna go back again?"
"Yeah!"
"When?"
"Next summer!"
(Music)

Guitar & Bass: Buckethead
Drum Loop: Sly Dunbar
Sound Effects: Bill Laswell
Voice: Throatrake

Written by Buckethead / Eric Wood
Published by Katella Music (BMI) / Eric Wood publ. designee

17. POST OFFICE BUDDY

(telephone rings)

"Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message..."

"Oh, hi there. Ho-urh-remember me I'm -uh-I'm the guy you met at the post office the other day. Boy, you looked beautiful that day, Uh. Why doncha gimme a call back and we-you know, we can go out and have a bite-bite to eat, somethin' like that? Okay, talk to you later."

(Music)

(telephone rings)

"Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message..."

"Hi there, It's-it's me again-um, ah-are you home? Nnn-hello? Ah-I guess, I guess you're being kinda busy or something', urn. I mean, uh, I bn-l been waitin', uh. Why didn'tcha call me? Uh-I thought you like me, you know, uh. This-this could be-it could be really nice, you know, if-you're a-psha- you're a beautiful girl, an' I really like ya, ah.

Are you-are you sure you're not home? Hello?! Um, well, you-you can, you can gimme a call. So long."

(Music)

(telephone rings)

"Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message..."

"Okay, I've got a message for you. Let's take the gloves off here. You're in a little bit of trouble. You're in a lot of trouble. You're gonna be sorry. Little girls like you, they just sort of waft around with their little perfumes, walkin' aroun', lettin' it swirl into the air here and swirl into the air the there, and their little eyes and their little hair, workin' up guys like me. Well, you think you're gonna get away with it? You think one dark night that I can't go in anywhere I want? So when you go to sleep, when you try to go to sleep, I want you to think about that nice, regular guy that you coulda met and had a really nice life with at the post office, but you went the wrong way..."

(Music)

(telephone rings)

"Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message..."

"Hey, Hey it's me. Pick up."

"Hi, I'm so glad it's you. This freak's been calling me, I don't know how he got my number. It's been really freakin' me out. Huh-hoh-oh my god! - - AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!..."

(Dial tone)

Guitar & Bass: Buckethead
Drums: Ted Parsons
Voice: Iggy Pop, Krister) Gray
Sound Effects: Bill Laswell

Written by Buckethead / Iggy Pop
Published by Katella Music (BMI) / James Osterberg Music (BMI) adm. by Bug Music

9. PURE IMAGINATION

"Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure imagination, Take a look and you'll see into your imagination. If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world, there's nothing to it. There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."

Guitar: Buckethead

Written by Leslie Bricusse / Anthony Newley
Published by Taradam Music, Inc. (BMI)

15. ROBOT TRANSMISSION

"Oh, who me? Oh, I'm just a-groovin' on a killer stump, baby."

Guitar: Buckethead
Drums: Jerome (Bigfoot) Brailey
Sound Effects: Bill Laswell

Written by Buckethead
Published by Katella Music (BMI)

Instrumental

18. STARS WARS

(Music)

Guitar: Buckethead
Drums: Pinchface

Written by John T. Williams
Published by Warner-Tamerlane Publishing (BMI) / Bantha Music (BMI)

6. WARWEB

(Music)

"I'm walking on the beach, a devil's in my head. Buckethead is next to me. Vito's floating in the water, Lola's screaming my name a mile away. What do I do? What do I do? My father is surfing. I gave Buckethead a devil mask for Christmas. I get lost in my head. Olats comes running. She buries me in the sand. I'm still walking with Buckethead. Oooo..."

(Music)

Strings: The Material Stings, Arranged and Conducted by Karl Berger
Voice: Stella Schnabel

Written by Buckethead
Published by Katella Music (BMI)

Save me the slunk

Save me the slunk, Save me the slunk

Save me the slunk

They take the noggin, and they cook it down except for the laryngx, and they tear all the chunks away from the bone. They use a grab bag, they don't throw nothin' away. They use the jowls, and the sheiks, and the collar, and the eyeballs, and the tendons, and the sniffer, and the mouth meat, and all the flesh and boil it down to a big jelly of fat. It's really good. You like it?



Yea, I like it, it's good.

Save me the slunk

when you're talkin to yourself
and nobody's home

you can fool yourself
you came in this world alone
alone

so nobody ever told you baby
how it was gonna be

what happen to you baby
guess have to wait and see

but I'm only 28and
I'm much too young
to let love break my heart
young at heart
but it's getting much too late
to find ourse so far apart
I don't know how you're sposed to
find me latel yan
I what more could you ask from me
how could you say
that I never needed you
when you took everything
said you took everything
from me

young at heart
an it gets so hard to wait
when no one I know can seem
to help me now
old at heart
but I mustn't hesitaateif
I'm to find my
own way out still
talkun to myself
and nobody's home alone

so nobody ever told us baby
how it was gonna be

So what happen to us baby
guess we'll have to wait and see

when I find all of the reasons
may be I'll find another way
find another day
with all the changing seasons
of my life
may be I'll get it right
mext time
an now that you've been broken down
got your head out
of the ground
got the under ground
you don't talk so loud
you don't walk so proud
any more
and what for

well I jumped into the river
too many times to make it home
I'm out here on my own
an drifting all alone
it doesn't show
give it time
to read between the lines
I see the storm getting closer
and the waves they get so high
seems everything
we've ever known's here
why must it drift away and die

I'll never find anyone to
replace you
guess I'll have to make it thruth
this time
oh this time
without you
I knew the storm
getting closer
and all my friends said
I was high
but everything
we've ever known's here
I never wanted it to die

7. AQUABOT

WATER TRANSPARENT ROBOT THAT IS MADE BY SLIPDISC TO DESTROY BUCKETHEAD. WHAT COMBINATION OF SOUND WILL KILL IT?

"Aagh-aagh-aagh-aagh-aagh! Aquabot is so gross! He's unleashed! What could he be up to? He's out of his own wig!"
(Music)

"Aquabot, Aquabot, Aquabot, Aquabot..."
(Music)

Guitar: Buckethead
Bass: Bootsy Collins
Drums: Jerome (Bigfoot) Brailey
Voice: Throatrake

Written by Buckethead / Eric Wood
Published by Katella Music (BMI) / Eric Wood publ. designee