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You, you think yer such a bad ass;
You think yer such a rough neck; Well I saw you outside eating t ruffles with yer mum on the patio; I think it's really sad though; And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 'cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom of the bus of the Iron maiden cover band. CHORUS: When tour pencil neck breaks, When your bird chest caves in.....I'm gonna win. When your pencil neck breaks, When your bird chest caves in.....I'm gonna win. Me I'm just another gringo, A bitter jalepeno; But I gets more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime; You're steppin' on a land mine; You're gonna shoot yer eye out; I'm thinkin' what what the samhill is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and skirt, wouldn't fuck'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick. CHORUS: You, you think yer still a bad ass, you think yer still a roghneck; Well let's take this outside |
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| 3:16 |
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When I look at your face I see dirt
All the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt And I don't really mind if I nothing in your eyes It's no suprize to me Cause the rocket I built, is under my kilt, It's comming to blow youaway. I was a jerk, I did the work, for somebody else's dream, I took the chance, I lost my pants, in somebody else's dream tonight. Now you're calling me up to get paid, And if you don't get paid then you'll never get laid. But I really don't have any money, I say goodbye, And you'll have to depend on the size. Cause the thing that I built, it's ripping my kilt, It's comming to blow you away. I was a jerk, I did the work, for somebody else's dream, I took the chance, I lost my pants, in somebody else's dream tonight. Now I think that I'm going to bed, As the image of you and your crap leaves my head. Cause it's t-minus 20 tomorrow, rocket flies, And it doesn't depend on the size. Cause the thing that I built, it's ripping my kilt, It's comming to blow you away. I was a jerk, I did the work, for somebody else's dream, I took the chance, I lost my pants, in somebody else's dream tonight |
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Her name is noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doensn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd sl'mply kick My ass if he kenw the truth He lives on my block And he drives an lroc But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely Low and behold She's walking over to me This must be fake My lip start to shake How does she know who I am And why does she give a damn about I'be got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday, dosn't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin |
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| 4. |
| 3:19 |
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I try to discover
a little something to make me sweeter Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart I`m so in love with you I`ll be forever blue That you give me no reason why you`re making me work so hard That you give me no That you give me no That you give me no That you give me no Soul, I hear you calling Oh baby please give a little respect to me... And if I should falter Would you open you arms out to me We can make love not war And live at peace with our hearts I`m so in love with you I`ll be forever blue What religion or reason Could drive a man to forsake his lover Don`t you tell me no Don`t you tell me no Don`t you tell me no Don`t you tell me no Soul, I hear you calling Oh baby please give a little respect to me... instrumental break I`m so in love with you I`ll be forever blue That you give me no reason you know you`re making me work so hard That you give me no That you give me no That you give me no That you give me no Soul, I hear you calling Oh baby please give a little respect to me... Soul, I hear you calling Oh baby please give a little respect to me... |
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| 3:19 |
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He's got the dirtiest shoes that I've ever seen,
Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine. Smokin' his crack wash it down with some gasoline, Still he push the botton EF Hutton when he speaks to me. Oh, you know he told me "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it." Leroy is my mojo man, Leroy is my mojo man. He come he take me by the hand, Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight. He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline, Told me to "Look over there," stole my nectarine. "Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine," Still he push the button EF Hutton when he speaks to me. Oh, you know he told me "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it." Leroy is my mojo man, Leroy is my mojo man. He come he take me by the hand, Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight. Oh. he told me "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it." "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it." "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it." "Shake it, don't brake it, it took too damn long to make it." Leroy is my mojo man, Leroy is my mojo man. He come he take me by the hand, Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight. All right!! |
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| 2:10 |
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Man i think it's just a little sleazy,
you said you was like butter but you're cheesy to treat me like i'm spinner bait you can't wait go fish off some other dock Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me you're gonna have to prove it to me if i don't call you back then you're head spins if i told you what i think you'd shit your linens it's just another intervieuw, nothing new but they don't even know my name Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me Hey, mr.brown,don't have a cow.Just compensate me you're gonna have to prove it to me |
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| 8. |
| 4:23 |
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This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent He could bust a phatty rhyme Even when he got up in the blunt But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town He let her take him away from me so I had to ask him how That's when he said "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee! I think eventually she'll make a meal of me." Chorus: Because your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out 'Til then your love is a mutt from hell I can't live without That's why I'm talking to you now Sarah lives with Bradley now I guess that is how she wants her shit He needed a place to stay So it's of mutual benefit And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday She sat down and spilled her guts to me That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay Instead she said "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he'll make a meal of me Chorus Talking to That's why I'm talking to That's why I'm talking to Thats why I'm talking to Talking to That's why I'm talking to That's why I'm talking to That's why I'm talking, talking, talking To you now. Chorus That's why I'm talking to you now That's why I'm talking to you now That's why I'm talking to you now That's why I'm talking to you now |
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| 3:09 |
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She wriggles and she wraggles
She jiggles and she jaggles You stand and watch her pass by Your line of vision ass-eye You think that ‘cause she smiles That you turn all her dials But you don’t see them later While in the elevator You nag her and you swagger You think you’re gonna shag her A man about the town-a Get funky let’s get down-a Machismo and machasma It turns into miasma But you have got no class No style, no social skills, no comprehension I can’t deal with this idiot Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch You open up your mouth-a Amazed at what comes out-a It’s just a testimony That you’re full of baloney That you’re a stupid shit-ass A meathead, Guido, pass-gas That you have got no class No style, no social skills, no comprehension I can’t deal with this idiot Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch I can't deal with this idiot Yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch A-woh-oh a w-woh-oh You know you want to spangle But you can’t seem to angle One gives you attitude-a Your reason to be rude-a You think that ‘cause she smiles That you turn all her dials But you don’t see them later While in the elevator You nag her and you swagger You think you’re gonna shag her A man about the town-a Get funky let’s get down-a Machismo and machasma It turns into miasma You have got no class No style, no social skills, no comprehension You open up your mouth-a Amazed at what comes out-a It’s just a testimony That you’re full of baloney That you’re a stupid shit-ass A meathead, Guido, pass-gas But you have got no class No style, no social skills, no comprehension I can’t deal with this idiot Yeah I must admit that he’s a punk ass bitch I can't deal with this idiot Yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch A-woh-oh a-woh-oh a-woh-oh |
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| 3:45 |
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I am a wannabe,
You better be careful around me, I come from far away; Where mustang dreams are made, and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's- who have come before us, We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us.. C h o r u s 'Cause i'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack, I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack, I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack, better go back to far away.. Like a lemon pie a le mode, my nine is easy to load, All Hail Jericho; Turnpike Teck- that's where i go... ..to learn the things about the universe i'll need so i can build a stampede, 'Cause i'm all up in your face again, I'm all up in your face. 'Cause i'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack, I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack, I'm a wannabe gangstar, ya better go back to Commack, better go back to far away.. ( r a p ) A wannabe gangstar, A victim of the chromosone prankster, I thanks ya, I sit back in my chair to contemplate my hair 'ooh damn, i reak of cologne'.. But yo i'm lookin' snappy, i'm nappy, i'm crappy, got jimmy hats from pappy- so now i'm trigger happy.."Girl did he just rhyme 'happy' with 'crappy'?" Yeah.. So you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got cheese whizz or not? Then ima hafta blow up ya mail box BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard, Show the cops my Suburbs card, they gotta let me go cause they know that i'm hard, It's the deal.. It's for real, ya betta listen what i'm tellin' ya..... Cause i'm |
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