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Aww shit get your towels ready it's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this let's go I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture trick I'm on a boat bitch We drinking Santana champ Cause it's so crisp I got my swim trunks And my flippie floppies I'm flipping burgers you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and It's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore then you're sure not me oh Get the fuck up this boat is REAL Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker Fuck trees I climb buoys motherfucker I'm on the deck with my boys motherfucker This boat engine make noise motherfucker Hey ma if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett anything is possible Yeah never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road Poseidon Look at me oh Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat |
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