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Down on Haley, Haley Street
Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap You never know just who you'll meet on Haley Crack dealer looks out his door Winks his eye and waves to his whore She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley You don't have to ride the straight and narrow As long as you drive up in a Camaro Tattoo parlor why don't you hang out Let 'em show you what it's all about We're gonna help you work it on out on Haley Don't need no license don't need no subpoena You can hook up with your favorite gina Makin' fun if you know what I mean on Haley You don't have to ride the straight and narrow As long as you drive up in a Camaro Goin down down ... on Haley (x4) |
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I'm not the one you dream about and
I'm not the one you can't live without I'm not the one you want to see I'm not the one who you want to be seen with But when you're tired of all the jerks, and you're tired of all the work and you're tired of being hurt You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back when all that stuff went down I'm not the one who was in a high school hardcore band I sat in my room, scoring with Ms. Pac-Man But when you're tired of all the jerks, and you're tired of all the work and you're tired of being hurt You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt Yeah! No tats, no piercings No hats, no grung beard baby, yeah No tats, no piercings No hats, no grung beard baby, yeah Yeah, oh yeah |
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Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you Sorry I promised to love you forever Made you feel guilty oh when you left me Sorry I showed up at your party Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi Sorry I puked up on your bedspread Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again What can I do? It's over it's over it's over it's over What can I do? I am the loser Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring Sorry I jacked off outside of your window While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know Sorry I showed up at your wedding Sorry I tried so hard to get in Sorry I screwed up your picture Sorry I had sex with your sister What can I do? It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over What can I do? I am the loser Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you Sorry I wanted only to kiss you Sorry I promised to love you forever Made you feel guilty oh when you left me Sorry I showed up at your dinner Sorry I said those things to your father Sorry I crashed through your window on acid Sorry I made a mess Sorry I bled to death What can I do? It's over it's over it's over it's over What can I do? I am the loser |
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Yeah she... she's just a girl
Yeah she's just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere She's an easy mark Yeah he... he's just a boy Yeah he's a big city boy Born and raised in South Detroit And he catches that midnight train goin' anywhere He's an easy mark She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter You gotta love her Yeah she... she gets up off the floor She says you can beat me all you want to But I don't love you anymore No I don't love you anymore And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere She's an easy mark I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world I hate this world, this fucking world |
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I bought Van Halen 1.
It was the best damn record I ever owned. TG&Y, 1978. Two hand tapping guitar technique, really got me off, eruption yah. Ain't talkin' bout' love. I'm on fire. Tomorrow may come, Tomorrow may never come again. Can't you hear Jamie cryin' She's runnin' with the devil. Oh lord, oh lord. I bought Women and Children First, Fair Warning, and Van Halen 2. Danced the night away. 1984, my favorite record yah, I wore it down. Might as well jump. Might as well jump. Tomorrow may come, Tomorrow may never come again. Can't you hear Jamie cryin' She's runnin' with the devil. Oh lord, oh lord. Is this what you wanted? Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar. Is this what you wanted, man? Dave lost his hair-line, but you lost your cool, buddy. Cant drive fifty-five. I'll never buy your lousy records again. Again, again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again. NO NO NO!! Tomorrow may come, Tomorrow may never come again. Can't you hear Jamie cryin' She's runnin' with the devil. Oh lord, oh lord. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump. |
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Oh oh oh oh oh...
Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh oh oh oh ohhhh I saw her at the club, She was standing with a french girl Bonswashe Lepupe, Yea she had a beautiful smile And they met at face to face Went back to his place, She sat on his face And now its history, The rest is history, She sat on his face, And the rest is history That's why he cried, he lost, he lost everything That's why he cried, He lost it all He lost it all to Diana, Diana Part German, part Hispanic Diana, where did you go? I saw her downtown, She was hanging with the cougars, She was hanging out with Steve, And that was where she wanted to be, She was workin' at the place, Where they sell Real Parmesan Yea she's gone, oh so gone, That's why he cried, he lost, he lost everything, That's why he cried, He lost it all, He lost it all to Diana, Diana, Part German, part Hispanic Diana where did you gooooo? Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh oh oh oh ohhhh x3 |
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I... I met a girl
She was standing on the dance floor of the club She was a very very pretty girl So I went up and talked to her And when you share your thoughts with someone you feel close to them Nosering girl I love you Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you Yeah she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes And a Dalmatian jacket (Dalmatian jacket) And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for No more salami No more steak or potatoes Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store And buy hummus and tabouli and babaganoush and ricecakes ricecakes ricecakes Nosering girl I love you Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you As it turns out, she was the cousin Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve my very good friend Steve But she didn't like me She said I was a drunkard, an alcoholic, a weirdo, a freak (freak) Nosering girl I love you Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you |
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Wearing flash pants and her streetwalker shoes
Walkin' downtown with a pocket full of blues She's the one you want so much She's the one you can, you can never touch Here comes Annalee Annalee yeah, here comes Annalee Standing on the corner you see her cuttin' a deal Windows rolled down you can't believe she's for real She's the one it ain't no joke She's got lips ' lips just like Cherry Coke Here comes Annalee Annalee yeah, here comes Annalee |
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Got a new job at a radio station
But that won't help you at all 40,000 watts of maximum rock But that won't help you at all You think you've got everything but I've got news for you You're gonna be the one who's sorry (x3) You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend But she won't help you at all Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen But that won't help you at all You think that you've got it made but you've made one mistake You're gonna be the one who's sorry (x3) The free paper calls you a local celebrity But that won't help you at all You're such a big big deal you get in the clubs for free But that won't help you at all You think you've got everything but I've got news for you You're gonna be the one who's sorry (x5) |
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I, I don't kill
And I don't murder Or manufacture atomic weapons. And I, don't eat meat And I, don't eat vegetables No-no-no! Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yeah I only eat candy, my friend Yeah I, I only eat candy. And I, I don't believe No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus And I don't worship Satan No, not like Charlie and Steve No-no-no! Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yeah I only eat candy my friend Yeah I, I only eat candy Yeah! I'm ANGRY Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yes, I only eat candy my good friend O I, I only eat candy Yeah. The longest line |
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