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| 1. |
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Every night I grab life by the neck
Drag it up ten flights of steps And throw it naked upon the bed What's it all about It's my island My friends all said that it's a dead end But they got it all wrong, it's like a loose friend I had some before, now I want it all It's all just at my beckon call All that walks and half that crawls This is it and this is all What's it all about It's my island I had it before I was a boyfriend I had it before all the money was spent I had some before, now I want it all Sometimes I get the gift of gab Then everything is up for grabs Mr. Yahweh gets the tab What's it all about It's my island This world ain't got a thing to show me Ain't got a quarter of what it owes me I had some before, now I want it all I get up with the morning light Grab the oyster, take a bite And send it back if it ain't right What's it all about It's my island This whole world is here to serve me In actual fact it don't deserve me I had some before, now I want it all |
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| 2. |
| 3:58 |
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When I drink, I ain't asking
My conscience gets drowned I move in and harass it I make it my own She says unto me: Move over, leave me alone I don't care what you've done This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - ask me Well, I drool pretty flowers Pretend I don't mean no harm Soon she's in my powers I extend my arm Then she spoke unto me: Shut up and lay down on the floor Don't move, don't talk no more This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - agreed I don't know where I get off Why I can't play fair Then she cuts my head off Rolls it right down the stairs Then she says to me: Shove off and leave me alone It's too late, I can't help you now This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - agreed Then she says unto me: Move over, leave me alone I don't care what you've done This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy - ask me So watch where you snuggle Don't do what I've done Or you'll end up your own uncle A skunk all over town Then she says unto me: Shut up and lay down on the floor Don't move, don't talk no more This thing's mono mono It's a monarchy |
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| 3. |
| 3:14 |
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She got a break - who wants it?
Then she lost it all - o' tragedy What can I say? I'd use it She wants to shoot She's heading home If it's gotta go - she wants it She'll buy it up - you like that But she's seen a ghost - she's had it She shot out the light - it had to go You want it all - go get it She'll give it up - it's all junk Pull up your pants - don't do that She wants to shoot - who wants it? She wants a shoot 'em up She wants to shoot 'em all Who wants a shot? She's heading home You want it all - go get it She'll give it up - it's all junk What can I say? I'd use it She wants to shoot - who wants it? She wants a shoot 'em up She wants to shoot 'em all Who wants a shot? She's heading home |
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| 4. |
| 3:07 |
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He was my friend, but what the fuck
I slapped him down cuz it was fun I stole his girl, I knocked her up I had my fun I'm allergic to myself So, she kept the kid, went on the dole I took her checks, I spent it all Went in my lungs and up my nose She loves me so I'm allergic to myself Now the kid's a foul mouthed little brat Just like his dad - a fucking rat He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great What can I say? I'm allergic to myself It cracks me up, it makes me scratch. He's still my friend, she's always back. I'm allergic to myself |
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| 5. |
| 1:17 | 
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| 6. |
| 2:30 |
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I don't wanna do it
But I need the money I can't keep a job Cuz I'm too fucking stupid So I'm in the alley And I'm through the window Yeah, this one is easy I see there's nobody around Well, how did this happen? The whole place is empty There ain't nothing in there I hear the alarm Then I see the camera Then I see the spotlight And I know that I've put my foot in the bucket again Yes, he was my best friend A long time and way back And he looks like shit so I invite him over But the next day he's back And he's got his duffel Then he's sleeping over The next thing I know he's moved in So I come home from working He's got ten people in there I can't thrown them out Cuz they won't listen And the windows busted And the couch cushion's smoking Someone is bleeding My foot's in the bucket again |
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| 4:53 |
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You thought it out, you looked it up
You tried to see what your place was Heard them talk, watched them watch Found that you weren't related You were tracked, you were found You were fooled and you were baited But you had to go, you had to look You had to ask what their name was You always stay, you're always stuck You never see the equation You're one of these, you're one of them You're one of those kind of strangers |
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| 8. |
| 3:08 |
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My head's a parliament, I've got a whole debate going
They poke, they prod, they're picking on me I've got noise upstairs, I can't participate I'm gonna call the pigs on my own party Am I a schizoid or a schizophrenic? When I ask my beam I'm both I've got whistles, bells I've got a stock car race going What I thought's a stick is an automatic When they gave out brains Yeah, I got screwed There's two kinds of fool I'm Both My right brain shaves, my left wears a dress I'm a cop, a snitch, a dick, and asshole But the girl's approve, my friends all think it's great You see, I'm not nuts, I'm complicated I shit outside I sleep in stores I'm between floors I'm both My heads an empty lot It's easy to find a spot Any God damned thing can park there It's twice the work And half the fun I'm formed, I'm done I'm both They paint the walls And spray for bugs But it's in my blood I'm both The doc says, "You! Who are you talking to? Hey!" I said, "Can't you see that I'm busy?" He shakes his head, and then he checks his watch again He yawns and writes out my prescription I take three of these And six of those But when I run low I'm both |
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| 9. |
| 3:28 |
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It's a witch hunt outside
I wish I was one |
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| 10. |
| 2:47 |
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| 11. |
| 2:25 |
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Oh, what is it like?
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby Oh, what is it like To have a big old tube in you? Oh, what is it like To have it shoot inside of you? Oh, what is it like To have a baby? oh baby, oh baby Let me know Oh, what is it like When your insides start to peel? Oh, what is it like When they bubble up like molten steel Oh, what is it like? Oh what is it, what is it like? Oh, what is it like To have my sperms up in there duking it? Oh, how can I know When I can't even look in it I want to be good I only want to do what is right Oh, what is it like To have a big old tube in you? Oh, what is it like To have it shoot inside of you? Oh, what is it like To have a baby? oh baby, oh baby Let me know |
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| 12. |
| 4:03 |
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It seems it's almost eight o'clock
It's time to visit my friend Bob Pretty soon they'll lock him in In this hick town that is the law But I run, I make it there on time It's four dollars ninety, keep the dime I smuggle him home in the dark Bob's my best friend - that's no lie My Bob, he always looks surprised My Bob makes me one of the guys My Bob, one friend who never lies My Bob, he can no longer see My Bob lost face to technology My Bob, he opens up to me My Bob, he's smarter than he looks My Bob gave better than he took My Bob, we kiss until I puke My Bob is always cold to me But it is not because he's mean I always take him how he comes I have to cuz he's cheap Sir Bobs and I'm almost there My friends, they all want me to share They curse me as I throw him out But Bob's all mine, so I don't care My Bob he's sitting right on top My Bob, can't see him 'til he pops My Bob, he's always in my thoughts My Bob, he takes the easy route My Bob, he slips into my mouth My Bob, he always knocks me out My Bob, he always makes me think My Bob looks better when I drink My Bob, he is the missing link My Bob, he's hard to keep lit My Bob, he's making me talk shit My Bob, everything he does is tits My Bob, he always understands My Bob, he makes me ejaculate My Bob, he makes me handsome, yeah My Bob, he never stays too late My Bob, he's filling, he tastes great |
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| 13. |
| 4:17 |
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| 14. |
| 6:22 |
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