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What if Christmas didn't come this year
And no one paid for Christmas cheer? Who would cry the biggest tear, The child or the store? Why do brides wear virgin white? Most do not deserve that right. But to choose a color of their delight Would surely bring on the frowns. To defy the laws of tradition Is a crusade only of the brave. Suppose the taxman, he comes to town, And you don't lay your money down. Yet Mr. Jones he killed Mr. Brown the other day. Well I wonder, who's gonna go to hell. |
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| 4:58 |
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When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang.
I was hungerin' for some apple pie. Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit. Washed the sleep out of my eye. Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day. Scratched myself a bit. Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex. Closest thing I could find to apple pie. Lingerin' taste of toothpaste Made the milk go down a bit funny. But you know, them chex they do satisfy. Oh yeah, this'll be a fine day. So, after my mornin' rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean. Had my mind set to hit them streets. Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out. Had my black stomp-boots on my feet. It's my day. Since I was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize. If I set my mind down to it I could be a big man in the public eye. So with my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way. What an Ice cold bath it was when I found you had to pay to play. To taste the taste it's a tease that never would subside. The taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes. Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, He'd get down on his knees to pray. This little snappy boy might see The light this ground hog's day. |
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| 3:57 |
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Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark. At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that we may maintain Our oil fields. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Too many puppies are taught to heal. Too many puppies are trained to kill. On the command of men wearing money belts that buy mistresses Sleek animal pelts. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Skinny was born in a bathtub And he grew so incredibly thin Even the tide from the eyedropper sucked him in Skinny never knew any questions Skinny never looked alike Skinny sold somethin' every single night Skinny sold a soldier to me Skinny sold the wife Skinny sold a suction cup and a knife Skinny found a hello dolly record in the house. Sold it to a truck driver in the night. Too many puppies with guns in their hands. Too many puppies in foreign lands. Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and placed upon the war machine. Too many puppies are just like me. Too many puppies are afraid to see. The visions of the past brought to life again, Too many puppies, too many dead men. |
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| 3:49 |
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They call me Mr. Knowitall
I will not compromise. I will not be told what to do. I shall not step aside. They call me Mr. Knowitall I have no time to waste. My mouth it spews pure intellect. And I've such elegant taste. They call me Mr. Knowitall. I sup the aged wine. Oh I could tell such wonderous tales If I should find the time. I must be Mr. Knowitall For ideas they come in bounds. I am Mr. Knowitall So spread the word around. They call me Mr. Knowitall I am so eloquent. Perfection is my middle name And whatever rhymes with eloquent. |
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| 5. |
| 6:04 |
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Hello all you boys and girls
I'd like to take you to the inside world It's quite an irregular place to be But never fear you're safe with me Well, maybe Golden hair of macrame Against the face that's cut from stone The white porcelain is screaming ayee Thank god the boy is not alone I don't believe in Santa Claus I don't believe in spite I have no use for beauty dolls Especially on this night I don't believe in miracles I don't believe in lies I don't believe in hologram For I am the Frizzle Fry Andy's painting green again This time they might take him away! When Barrington starts to breathe again It may just take us all away! I don't believe in charity I don't believe in sin And if you don't believe in me We'll play this tune over again I don't believe in pinochle And I don't believe I'll try I do believe in Captain Crunch For I am the Frizzle Fry Yes I am the Frizzle Fry |
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| 3:37 |
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TOO MANY PUPPIES ARE BEING SHOT IN THE DARK.
TOO MANY PUPPIES ARE TRAINED NOT TO BARK. AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD THAT MUST BE SPILLED SO THAT WE MAY MAINTAIN OUR OIL FIELDS. TOO MANY PUPPIES. TOO MANY PUPPIES ARE TAUGHT TO KILL. ON THE COMMAND OF MEN WEARING MONEY BELTS THAT BUY MISTRESSES SLEEK ANIMAL PELTS. TOO MANY PUPPIES. TOO MANY PUPPIES WITH GUNS IN THEIR HANDS. TOO MANY PUPPIES IN FOREIGN LANDS. ARE DRESSED UP SHARP IN SUIT OF GREEN AND PLACED UPON THE WAR MACHINE. TOO MANY PUPPIES ARE JUST LIKE ME. TOO MANY PUPPIES ARE AFRAID TO SEE. THE VISIONS OF THE PAST BROUGHT TO LIFE AGAIN. TOO MANY PUPPIES. TOO MANY DEAD MEN. |
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| 0:26 | 
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| 8. |
| 4:35 |
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An overaged boy of thirty-nine has left the wing today.
The first time in his life he's made that step. Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity. He's entered in a race that must be won. One of the animals has left its cage today IN search of better things so it seems to be. But in this land of polyurethane, Things are apt to get a bit hot. As the toys go winding down. C.G. the Mexican is a friend of mine. We used to sit around the house watching evil dead. Talking about the way it used to be... We used to pull the strippers out of Sand Pablo bay. Now the delta waters go down So. Cal. And the strippers start to fade away. It's pudding time! It's pudding time! As the toys go winding down. |
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| 4:08 |
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You can have a lolly pop
A candy bar, a jelly bean I'll buy you a rainbow to hang above your door It's pudding time Laughter is a sweet you can't put a price on When laughter's all gone, Daddy won't buy you more It's pudding time, children... Money, money, money to buy you things Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall! Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! All kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again! San Franciso the striped bass are dying But you're gonna get that brand new bike Oh joy It's pudding time It's pudding time, children!!! Pudding time, children.... |
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| 10. |
| 0:25 |
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We are gathered here today
In these majestic halls of old To honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby There's a joke or two A pun or three I feel that must be told Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby Sathington Willoughby The legislator that penned us up a bill That banned the use of certain things Like this and that |
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| 11. |
| 5:42 |
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Why do we do this C.G. and I?
Every night vegetables... Minds numbed up by T.H.C. I've got my pen, C.G. the remote. Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at 4 A.M. on a Friday. No dreads about the working day after though. Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't mean quite so much, except you get to hang out with your working friends. Well, we got us a spaghetti western on 36. I like spaghetti westerns. I like the way the boots are all reverbed out walking across the hard wood floors. In fact everything's got that big reverb sound! Well, what'll I do now? Go to sleep! Pull the pud! We need new pornos! Well, I guess I'm still writing... |
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| 12. |
| 6:17 |
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IT WAS A WEEKEND'S EVE.
I HAD A SEX ON MY BREATH I WAS LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHIN'TO SEE. WITH A BORROWED BLACK LEATHER AND MY BEST FISHIN' HAT. WELL IT WAS JUST WENDY O.AND ME. WE CALLED OLD SWAMP UP ON THE TELEPHONE AND SAID WE WAS COMMIN' ON DOWN TO PICK HIM UP AND THEN, HE SAID, "HEY SNAPPY, ME AND GREENY'LL COME ALONG. BUT ONLY IF WE CAN BRING A FRIEND." "HIS NAME IS HAROLD." I SAID, "OKAY." NOW, WE HAD A SWAMPER, GREENY, WENDY O. STANLEY, HAROLD OF THE ROCKS AND ME. WE HOPPED INTO MY DART AND HEADED FOR THE NIGHTBREAK TO SEE A MAN THEY CALL SCHOOLY D. HAROLD HE'S FRIENDLY GUY. HE RAMBLES ON AND ON. HE'LL TALK THE BALLS OFF A RHINOSAURUS. FACT IS HE JUST DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE. WELL STAN SAID " THIS GUY'S PRETTY BIZARRE GUS." I SAW HAROLD AT A PARTY TROUZY THREW LATE ONE NIGHT. I SAID,"HEY MAN, DO YOU REMEMBER ME?" HE SAID "O" COURSE I DO SNAPDAD AND LET ME TELL YA RIGHT 'BOUT NOW I'M LIT UP LKE AN OL' CHRISTMAS TREE" "HEY BRO YOU KNOW I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR LET'N ME HANG WITH YA'ALL ACROSS THE BAY WHEN I LOOK BACK AT THAT NIGHT I GET ME A WARM SPOT ACROSS MY HEART. THEN HE SHOOK MY HAND, AND WALKED AWAY. THAT'S THE LAST I SEEN OF HAROLD. HAROLD OF THE ROCKS SO IN THE END. SWAMPER AND GREENY FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE WAYS OF HAROLD. AND IN DOING SO EACH GAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF HIS SOUL AWAY. WAHT A COUPLE OF DUMBSHITS. |
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| 4:48 |
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Skinny was born in a bathtub
And he grew so incredibly thin Even the end of an eye dropper Sucked him in Skinny never knew any questions Skinny never looked at lights Skinny sold something Every single night Skinny sold a soldier toy to me Skinny sold a wife Skinny sold a suction cup And a knife Skinny found a hello dolly Record in the hall He sold it to a truck driver In the fall (Hello Dolly) Here I come, Constantinople Here I come, Constantinople I am coming, Constantinople Here I come Here I come, Constantinople Here I come, Constantinople I am coming, Constantinople Here I come All the leaves are off of the oak and All the sheep have followed the spoken Word I'm coming, Constantinople Here I come As I stand out in the open All my friends are with you I hope and Pray I'm coming, constantinople Here I come Here I come, Constantinople Here I come, Constantinople I am coming Constantinople Here I come Here I come, Constantinople Here I come, Constantinople I am coming Constantinople Here I come Well, here I come, Constantinople I'm coming, Constantinople I'm coming with my head held high Here I come, Constantinople I'm coming I can't wait to see you I'm coming with my head held high I'm not coming on my knees I'm coming, Constantinople Here I come, Constantinople Here I come, Constantinople I am coming Constantinople Here I come ------------- Lyrics Powered by LyricFind Written By FLYNN, HOMER / FOX, HARDY WINFRED <i>Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.</i> |
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