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Lock up your brain
'Cos I'm here again I'm never bored I'll steal your chords Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine Give me a line Or a middle eight I've got the best So I want the rest Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine Let's get together Before its too late Collect up the ideas And duplicate Filling up the forms Send them off tonight And you'll be the owner Of the copyright Of the copyright Of the copyright Times of the essence Get your ears to the ground However else Can the hits be found? I may look happy, healthy and clean A dark brown voice and suit pristine But behind the smile there is a Zerox Machine (I'm a) Zerox Machine (repeat 'til end) |
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| 2. |
| 3:58 |
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When I met you you were just sixteen
Pulling the wings off flies When an old lady got hit by a truck I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes Your sadistic suits my masochistic And there's a whip in my valise on yeah Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught you? Describe the special punishment room Over my garage, There's a whipping post, a vertical beam You have to be in charge* I paid a packet For a new straight jacket There's a whip in my valise oh yeah Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught you? You put my head into the stocks And then you went to choose a cane But hey, your cat has got nine tails You like to leave me lame I can't thank her, my Sunday Spanker There's a whip in my valise oh yeah Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught you the torture? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught you? |
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| 3. |
| 3:23 |
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Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car?
Have you ever stopped to think who's the slave and who's the master? Have you ever had trouble with your automobile? Have you ever had to push push push push? Cartrouble oh yeah You might have seen them very busy at the weekends (oh oh) Lick lick and polishing the beep-beeps into shape And then its proudly up the M1 M2 M3 And keep your feet off the upholstery Ronnie Cartrouble oh yeah Car carcar trouble car carcar trouble Car carcar trouble car carcar trouble Car carcar trouble car carcar trouble Car carcar trouble car carcar trouble And remember this: You don't need anything after an icecream I used to sit at home silently and wonder Why all the preference is polishing the chrome While all the mothers and the sisters and the babies Sit and rot at home Cartrouble oh yeah And remember this: You don't need anything after an icecream Car carcar trouble car carcar trouble (repeat till end) |
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| 4. |
| 2:06 | 
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| 5. |
| 3:53 |
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A new Royal Family, a wild nobility, we are the family
A new Royal Family, a wild nobility, we are the family A new Royal Family, a wild nobility, we are the family I feel beneath the white There is a redskin suffering From centuries of taming I feel beneath the white There is a redskin suffering From centuries of taming No method in our madness Just pride about our manner Antpeople are the warriors Antmusic is the banner! A new Royal Family, a wild nobility, we are the family A new Royal Family, a wild nobility, we are the family No method in our madness Just pride about our manner Antpeople are the warriors Antmusic is the banner! And even when you're healthy And your colour schemes delight Down below those dandy clothes You're just a shade too white Shade too white! Shade too white! Shade too white! I feel beneath the white There is a redskin suffering From centuries of taming... I feel beneath the white There is a redskin suffering From centuries of taming... |
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| 6. |
| 3:34 |
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Well I'm standing here looking at you
What do I see? I'm looking straight through It's so sad When you're young To be told You're having fun So unplug the jukebox And do us all a favour That music's lost its taste So try another flavour Antmusic Well I'm standing here what do I see? A big nothing Threatening me It's so sad When you're young To be told You're having fun |
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| 7. |
| 3:07 |
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You may not like
The things we do Only idiots Ignore the truth It's easy to Lay down and hide Where's the warrior Without his pride? We're gonna move real good (yeah, right) We're gonna dress so fine (OK) It's dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog Eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog Leapfrog the dog Brush me daddy-o (Ah) (Ah, ah) (Ah) (Ah, ah) It's easy to Lay down and hide Where's the warrior Without his pride? You may not like The things we say What's the difference Anyway? We're gonna move real good (yeah, right) We're gonna dress so fine (OK) It's dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog Eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog Leapfrog the dog Brush me daddy-o (Ah) (Ah, ah) (Ah) (Ah, ah) VERSE 5 It makes me proud So proud of you I see innocence Shining through VERSE 5 VERSE 5 VERSE 5 VERSE 5 VERSE 5 VERSE 5 |
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| 8. |
| 3:26 |
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Oi Oi Oi!
A few dollars more They'll hang me high But still me spirit Will survive There's money over there But not for long Soon my worries Will be gone Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros (Eastwood) Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros (Eastwood) Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros And there's a bullet with my name on it Time's-a-coming When a new breed say Welcome tomorrow Instead of yesterday My time's-a-coming When those despised Take shelter from the power Of my Kiowa eyes Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros (Eastwood) Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros (Eastwood) Rancheros (Clint) Rancheros And there's a bullet with my name on it Oi Oi Oi! |
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| 9. |
| 4:18 |
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I live the life that I've been left
I leave most things unspoken But deep inside Geronimo Is tearing me apart I've seen him in the streets And I've seen him in the pictures Killer in the home Killer in the home Now's the time I must digress From going through the motions Take my head out of its sling Free the warrior I'll fight him in my dreams And I'll fight him till he kills me Killer in the home Killer in the home I live the life that I've been left I leave most things unspoken But deep inside Geronimo Is tearing me apart I've seen him in the streets And I've seen him in the pictures Killer in the home Killer in the home (Oh well) they cut you in half with a gun And they give you a bandaid (Yeah) they gut you in half with a gun And they give you a bandaid Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer in the home Oh well they cut you in half with a gun And they give you a bandaid Yeah they gut you in half with a gun And they give you a bandaid Killer, killer, killer... Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer in the home Killer... Is the home |
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| 10. |
| 3:33 |
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Stand and deliver!
I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention The devil take your stereo and your record collection! (oh-oh) The way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension! Stand and deliver your money or your life! Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife! I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion The clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking? (oh oh) It's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making Stand and deliver your money or your life! Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife! And even though you fool your soul Your conscience will be mine All mine We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses Of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses We're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation (oh oh) "Throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation" Stand and deliver your money or your life! Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife! And even though you fool your soul Your conscience will be mine All mine Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley Stand and deliver your money or your life! Stand and deliver your money or your life! (repeat til end) |
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| 11. |
| 3:11 |
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Well tie me up and hit me with a stick
Beat me beat me Yeah, use a truncheon or a household brick Beat me beat me There's so much happiness behind these tears Beat me beat me I pray you'll beat me For ten thousand years Beat me beat me I'm black and blue baby I love you Be your dog For just one flog You don't hear me plead For you to make me bleed Beat me beat me Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Well use a truncheon or a cricket bat Beat me beat me A good beatings really where its at Beat me beat me |
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| 12. |
| 3:16 |
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Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome Prince Charming Prince Charming Ridicule is nothing to be scared of Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome Don't you ever, don't you ever Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards Don't you ever, don't you ever Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards Prince Charming Prince Charming Ridicule is nothing to be scared of Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome Silk or leather or a feather Respect yourself and all of those around you Silk or leather or a feather Respect yourself and all of those around you Prince Charming Prince Charming Ridicule is nothing to be scared of Don't you ever, don't you ever Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome Don't you ever, don't you ever Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards Don't you ever, don't you ever Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards Prince Charming Prince Charming Ridicule is nothing to be scared of Prince Charming Prince Charming Ridicule is nothing to be scared of... |
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| 13. |
| 3:23 |
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Put some wax on the trax and slide on onta here
Hane hane hane hane hane Hatchets in the corner ears to the ground Improve to the groove get down to the sound Buttons and bows and bleu blanc rouge All things lively must be used Liberte, egalite, au jour dhui cest tres tres tres Voici lopportunite nous incroyables I got the moves they got the grooves Summoned the gods and they all approved Bad vibes akimbo on the shelf Bit of a rap thing going for myself This gold on the teeth's no sense at all It only matters when it's on the wall I'm standing here with my four men Let's start that rapping thing again: Marco, merrick, terry lee, gary tibbs and yours truly In the naughty north and in the sexy south Were all singing I have the mouth In the naughty north and in the sexy south Were all singing I have the mouth I have the mouth So tired of anarchists looking at me Dont need their credibility Destroy, they say, defy! condemn! As long as you don't destroy them With twenty years of drugs and drink I thought the time had come to think About standing up and saying that It's tragedy and such old hat I'm standing here with my four men Let's start that rapping thing again: (I got) marco, merrick, terry lee, gary tibbs and yours truly In the naughty north and in the sexy south Were all singing I have the mouth In the naughty north and in the sexy south Were all singing I have the mouth I have the mouth These happy feet are all we need Summoned the gods and they all agreed These feet wont stop theyre in such a hurry I knock it on the head and I go for a curry Staying sober can be neat Get drunk on these here happy feet Keep on trying to pin me down Why a title for your sound? Im standing here with my four men Lets do this rapping thing again: I got marco, merrick, terry lee, gary tibbs and yours truly In the naughty north and in the sexy south Were all singing I have the mouth... And I have the mouth And you have the mouth And they got the mouth |
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| 14. |
| 4:12 |
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If I ask you difficult questions
If I make improper suggestions Would you find that a risk to your health? Would you put me up on the bookshelf? With the books And the plants Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delirious If I were kind and adoring How would that be? Very boring Mister Pressman, with your penknife Always asking about my sex life And who with And how many times Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delirious All the advice seems so unkind If you don't stop, you will go blind They tell you it's none of their business And console you with a big kiss On the lips And on the back of your neck Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delirious Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delirious Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delirious ... |
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| 15. |
| 2:50 |
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All I thought I wanted was a front door
All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore You think you're really swinging But you're off the beat The move your brains are thinking Doesn't reach your feet You got to get this complication out your head Or find another man instead All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore You listen very close to what the bad girls said In all those crumby articles and in my bed They said I'm just a stripper not afraid to strip I got my brains rattlin' my hips Ok, Marco, let's hear what you can do All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore You've got the kind of looks That make a dead man stare But when it comes to working, honey You ain't there I try to tell you nicely but the screaming starts You're playing ping pong with my heart All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more Some I love but you I adore All I thought I wanted was a front door All I thought I wanted was a place in the country Now I realise I wanted so much more I've heard enough don't wanna hear no more |
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| 3:22 |
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I want those who get to know me
To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies Take it up or leave it I'm not gonna change a bit If it means heartache Then leave it out for your sake I tried and I tri-tried To take care of my insides Nobody's perfect so leave me if you object I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers When you're a pirouetting, highkicking, thigh slapping cruiser When you're a hip grinding, spellbinding, clean cut seducer You have to be careful so people take note I take it serious, but I still like a joke I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies I want those who get to know me To become admirers Take it up or leave it I'm not gonna change a bit If it means heartache Then leave it out for your sake I tried and I tri-tried But still you say that I lied Nobody's perfect So leave me if you object Take it up or leave it I'm not gonna change a bit If it means heartache Then leave it out for your sake I tried and I tri-tried To take care of my insides Nobody's perfect So leave me if you object |
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| 17. |
| 3:29 |
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With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide Put on a little makeup, makeup Make sure they get your good side, good side If the words unspoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token, token Write it on a pound note, pound note Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow There must be something inside We don't follow fashion That’d be a joke You know we're going to set them, set them So everyone can take note, take note When they saw you kneeling Crying words that you mean Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs Pretending that you're <a href="/Al_Green" title="Al Green">Al Green</a>, Al Green Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside No one's gonna tell me What's wrong and what's right Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with Or that I've won the big fight, big fight Look out or they'll tell you You're a "Superstar" Two weeks and you're an all-time legend I think the games have gone much too far If the words unspoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token, token Write it on a pound note, pound note Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside |
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| 18. |
| 3:58 |
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It's at times like this the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes So let's loosen up with a playful tease Like all lovers did through the centuries We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? Uh-huh-huh When it gets so hot, the end of the day You may find your clothes getting in the way If a pretty dress hides your true desire Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? Uh-huh-huh We don't need to see what the butler saw Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor All those sneaky looks gazing down on you Are no substitute for our rendezvous We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? Uh-huh-huh It's at times like this the great heaven knows That we wish we had not so many clothes So let's loosen up with a playful tease Like all lovers did through the centuries If you think it's cheap or a bit risqué Please don't say a word I'll just slip away I am not a man who believes in lies Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight Be generous, I want it all tonight! We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? We're just following ancient history If I strip for you will you strip for me? |
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| 19. |
| 4:01 |
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Boots... Kitty, Kitty!
Pussycat's going to London Looking for love and for fame I wish somebody had told her City folks ain't the same Pussycat carries a postcard Won't the big city be nice That's the place with the action She's gonna have her a slice Pussycat, Pussycat where have you been? I've been to London, now I'm queen Sitting pretty, I don't wear suits And the mice all call me - Puss 'n Boots Pussycat laughs at the warnings Where there's a will there's a way I think you'd agree if you saw her Rome's built in a day Pussycat's read all the papers Seen the movie and knows All the streets lead to somewhere And the pavement's gold Pussycat, Pussycat where have you been? I've been to London, and now I'm queen Sitting pretty, I don't wear suits And the mice all call me - Puss 'n Boots Although you know it's wrong We must do it everyday When the morning comes Don't you turn around and say It's bound to end in tears So let's do it anyway Pussycat wasn't a kitten And not as dumb as they thought She had a good head on her shoulders And beauty that couldn't be bought The royalty made her an offer If she'd keep trouble at bay They'd give her the money and diamonds Be queen for a day Pussycat, Pussycat where have you been? I've been to London, and now I'm queen Sitting pretty, I don't wear suits And the mice all call me - Puss 'n Boots Pussycat, Pussycat where have you been? I've been to London, and now I'm queen Sitting pretty, I don't wear suits And the mice all call me - Puss 'n Boots |
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| 20. |
| 3:23 |
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Ten - dress it up
Nine - dress it up Eight - dress it up Seven - dress it up, dress it up Six Fa fa fa fa fa five (ooh!) Hey hey what do you say? Had me a woman she ran away Warned me one time, warned me twice Found me out and it weren't too nice. Hey hey what do you say? Had me a woman she ran away Can the chatter, bye-bye dear Carved me a crimson career. Well whoopsin-a whoopsin (dress it up) Jan jan jammering (dress it up, dress it up) Yabba-yabba-ding-ding (dress it up) Delta hey max nine We will be fine (we will be fine) Apollo 9 (Apollo 9) Even though NASA say "Way out of line" (out of line) We will be fine (we will be fine) Apollo 9 (Apollo 9) Even though NASA say "Way out of line" (out of line) Well whoopsin-a whoopsin (dress it up) Jan jan jammering (dress it up, dress it up) Yabba-yabba-ding-ding (dress it up) Delta hey max nine (break) Ten - dress it up Nine - dress it up Eight - dress it up Seven - dress it up, dress it up Six Fa fa fa fa fa five Hey hey what do you say? Had me a woman she flew away Climbed onto the nearest star Miss her lots, but there you are. Hey hey what do you say? had me a woman she flew away I don't worry, things are fine Way up there in Apollo 9 Well whoopsin-a whoopsin (dress it up) Jan jan jammering (dress it up, dress it up) Yabba-yabba-ding-ding (dress it up) Delta hey max nine We will be fine (we will be fine) Apollo 9 (Apollo 9) Even though NASA say "Way out of line" (out of line) We will be fine (we will be fine) Apollo 9 (Apollo 9) Even though NASA say "Way out of line" (out of line) Well whoopsin-a whoopsin (dress it up) Jan jan jammering (dress it up, dress it up) Yabba-yabba-ding-ding (dress it up) Delta hey max nine We will be fine (we will be fine) Apollo 9 (Apollo 9) Even though NASA say "Way out of line" (out of line) We will be fine (we will be fine) Apollo 9 (Apollo 9) Even though NASA say "Way out of line" (out of line) Hey hey what do you say? Had me a woman she flew away Climbed onto the nearest star Miss her lots, but there you are. Hey hey what do you say? Choochalaben dollaley You can run, you won't get far A-leyben in your capella. Hey hey what do you say? Had me a woman she flew away Climbed onto the nearest star Miss her lots, but there you are. Hey hey what do you say? Blast off time, I'm please to say Write a letter, be home soon Busy lassooing the moon. Ten Nine Eight Seven Six Fa fa fa fa fa five |
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| 3:39 |
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Bang bang you're dead
Did not, did too Stop diddy-bopping buddy Bouncing Betty on you Bang bang you're dead Did not, did too Stop diddy-bopping buddy Bouncing Betty on you I try to tell you but you just don't understand You've got my entire life in your hands Vive le rock, vive le rock Oh well, you don't know what you're missing 'Cos you don't know what you got And if the enemy don't see it your way Be smart, play dead, live to fight a new day And vive le rock, vive le rock Oh well you don't know what you're missing 'Cos you don't know what you got Vive le rock, vive le rock Vive le rock If this is it then I'm afraid it's not enough Here's Johnny and he's calling your bluff Vive le rock, vive le rock Oh well you don't know what you're doing 'Cos you don't know what is what Vive le rock, vive le rock (Look out! rockers going Starwars!) Bang bang you're dead Did not, did too Stop diddy-bopping buddy Bouncing Betty on you Bang bang you're dead Did not, did too Stop diddy-bopping buddy Bouncing Betty on you You're scratching records but you won't be scratching mine Don't give me chish-chash in rinky-dink time Just vive le rock, vive le rock Well I've been where I was going And it's not Tom of Finland Vive le rock, vive le rock Vive le rock Bang bang you're dead Did not, did too Stop diddy-bopping buddy Bouncing Betty on you Look Ma, I'm on top of the world |
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