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Well I know you can't work in fast food all your life
But don't sign that paper tonight She said but it's too late. I don't remember what I read Don't remember what they said Guess it doesn't matter Guess it doesn't matter anymore You're gonna go to the record store You're gonna give'em all your money Radio plays what they want you to hear They tell me it's cool but I just don't believe it Sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight Record company's gonna give me lots of money and Everything's gonna be all right No more flippin' burgers puttin' on my silly hat you know I don't want that no more And I didn't ask when we'd get paid I quit my day job anyway Guess it doesn't matter, guess it doesn't matter anymore Coz you're gonna go to the record store You're gonna give'em all your money Radio plays what they want you to hear Tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it Sell out, with me oh yea Sell out with me tonight The record company's gonna give me lots of money and everything's gonna be And I don't think it'll be so bad And I know it won't be so bad Cause the man said "that's the way it is" and the man said "it don't get better than this" no no no So I signed on to the record company they say they're gonna give me lot's of money if i play what they want you to hear they tell me it's cool, and i sure believe it Sell out, with me oh yea Sell out with me tonight The record company's gonna give me lots of money and everything's gonna be all right Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah The record company's gonna make everything all right Baby don't you sign that paper tonight she said But I can't work in fast food all my life |
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We're talking away I don't know what's left to say I'm sayin' it anyway Today's not my day to find you Shying away I'll be coming for your love o.k.? Take on me, take me on I'll be gone In a day or two So needless to say I'm odds and ends But i've been stolen away Slowly learning that life is o.k. Say it after me It's no better to be safe than sorry Take on me, take me on I'll be gone in a day or two Things that you say yeah is it life or just to play my Worries away You're all the things I've got to remember Shying away I'll be coming for your love anyway Take on me, take me on I'll be gone in a day or two Take on me, take me on I'll be gone in a day |
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I've got the measles and she got the mumps
I'm sick of waiting by the door in case she comes home You won't believe it but don't you want to know I let her go but I can't let her go I don't want to hear it I'm singin' too high tonight, I'm gonna lose my voice I heard her on the radio don't want to sing along, but I've got no choice She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now) She used to be my girl but now she is famous (she's famous now) She was just so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet She used to be my girl but now she's- I eat the muscle and she eats the leaves High cholesterol and heart disease yea You'll never touch the way that I feel Just for the record she got the deal I don't want to hear it I'm saying goodbye tonight, I just can't stand the noise She's signin' autographs, don't want to say I know her but I've got no choice She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now) She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now) She was just so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet She used to be my girl but now she's- Well she's like me, just not as ugly She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now) She used to be my girl but now she's- She was just so sweet She was just so sweet She was just so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet She used to be my girl but now she's- Famous now |
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Don't start a band
No body wants to hear no body wants to hear Nobody understands Don't start a band You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned Don't start a band Oh yea yea yea I hate to ruin the magic I hate to kill the dream But once you've been behind the scenes then you'll know just what I mean You might think that's its cool to get up on stage And play rock and roll from your heart and soul But no one shows up and your songs all suck And there's no applause and no flying bras No girls will scream for you and no ones gonna sing along with you Don't start a band No body wants to hear nobody understands Don't start a band You will be so damn terrible they'll all think your shitty Don't start a band Oh yea yea yea 'cause you wont get paid And you won't get laid And even if you make it All the way to MTV I don't think you could take it All the bullshit and the greed Everyone is so fake when they shake you hand And they kiss your ass 'cause then they get cash And the business end will turn every friend To an enemy oh you will see They'll turn their their backs and they'll be gone Faster than can say 'what did I do wrong' Don't start a band No body really cares nobody understands Don't Start a Band You will sign your lives away and then you'll be working for the man Don't start a band oh yea yea yea Your message will get lost You'll get double crossed And if you that the joy of playing Will keep you going through the years Wait till you poor and frustrated And the fun just disappears Nobody cares what you have to say And noes gonna listen anyways Rock and roll will bring you down And it will kick you while your on the ground Don't start a band Don't even try you will regret it yea Don't start a band You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned Don't start a band Oh yea yea yea So just give up now I'll show you how Don't start a Band <i>[x4]</i> |
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You say you’re down,
You can’t loose that frown, Life sucks! What else is new? That’s tough! There’s not much you can do, You’re not the only one, Not havin’ any fun, I’ve got a funny feelin’, We’re all born to lose, And I’ve got a funny feeling, That this life ain’t worth livin’...through, I’ve been depressed, And I get so stressed, Life sucks! I don’t wonder why, That’s tough! I just keep on tryin’, So I won’t be the one Not havin’ any fun, I’ve got a funny feelin’, We’re all born to lose, And I’ve got a funny feeling, That this life ain’t worth livin’...through, I’m not givin’ up yet, That’s not the end of me, But it’s not goin’ to be all right, You’ll see, you’ll see! ... I’ve got a funny feelin’, We’re all born to lose, And I’ve got a funny feeling, That this life ain’t worth livin’, I’ve got a funny feelin’, We’re all born to lose, And I've got a funny feeling That this life ain’t worth livin’, I’ve got a funny feelin', [I’ve got a funny feelin’] I’ve got a funny feelin’, [I’ve got a funny feelin’] I’ve got a funny feelin’, [I’ve got a funny feelin’] I’ve got a funny feelin’, Cheer up. |
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She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore but I say she never cared And that she never will I'd do it all again I guess I'll have to wait until then If I get drunk well I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more If you're drinkin' well you know That you're my friend and I say I think I'll have myself a beer. She called me late last night to say she loved me, So..? but I guess he changed her mind. Well I should have known it wouldn't be All right, but I can't live without her So I won't even try Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say. Maybe next time I'll remember what to do, She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell, Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell! If I get drunk well, I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more (and she said) It's OK boy cause you know We'll be good friends And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer. |
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There's a little girl I know
You might know her too, She looks so good She looks so cute, Standin' next to you And I don't know what to do I want your girlfriend to be my... I want your girlfriend to be my... I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend....too. She's so fucking cute, I wish that she was mine, She's so fucking cute, I'm gonna lose my mind, Baby I don't know what to do I don't know what to do Maybe I could kill you I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend(watch out) I want your girlfriend To be...be...be...be my girlfriend Cause she is so cute, I don't know what to do Maybe she could love me too I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend .... too (too) I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend) I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend) I want your......girlfriend |
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I wrote this song about you
I wrote this song about you Just to let you know that I hate your guts And I think you suck I wrote this song about you I wrote this song about you Just to let you know that I hate your guts And I think you suck I hate the way you look (You make me sick) I hate the way you talk (I wanna punch you in the face) I can't stand you at all (You drive me insane) Why won't you go away? I wrote this song about you I wrote this song about you Just to let you know that I hate your guts And I think you suck This is your song Congratulations You're the inspiration I hate you so much That I wrote this song Congratulations You're immortalized I hate so much I hope you fuckin' die |
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She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now She has a girlfriend now she said "guys don't do no more for me" "you never loved me like I wanted you to" "I loved you baby what do you want me to do?" She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand She said she found someone who's gonna understand She don't need nobody to be her man She don't need nobody to be her man I never thought it would end like this Just because I've got no tits I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra I'll even cut my penis off for you She has a girlfriend now. |
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there's a ska band on my street, a little ska band
everybody thinks that they're so $#&%!# neat, there was nothin' on the radio was gonna make my own band, play my own shows but that don't work so i' givin' up again, she said she loved me cause i played guitar that's ok, i didn't love her at all and i say... i'm givin' up i know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last time you hear me complain well, i went down to the show everybody was there, i didn't wanna go cause everything they do is so $#&%!# cool, every song is a hit and the girls like 'em too, i can't do that so i'm givin' up again...i don't know why i learned to play guitar, nobody's gonna know who we are and i say... i'm givin' up i know everything sucks and this is gonna be the last time you hear me complain she said, some day, we'll get back together maybe she said, some day things'll be much better baby but i don't believe her and i don't think i need her anymore... i know everything sucks and this won't be the last time you hear me complain. |
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You called me up last night in tears and said you missed me after all these years
But I’ve been waiting here so long, I’ve gotten over it since you've been gone You called me up last night again and said you're finished with your new boyfriend Asked if you could come back home- so sorry that you left me all alone You say you love me, you love me again but if you love me- where have you been? You say you need me more than anyone else well go to hell, where have you been? You showed up at my door today and said my friend why do you push me away Life with him was just so dull and what we had was something wonderful You say you love me, you love me again but if you love me- where have you been? You say you need me more than anyone else well go to hell- where have you been? I said you wish! I don't need this! What makes you think I’d ever want you again? Yeah right! As if! What makes you think I'd ever want you again? |
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Everybody's doin' the fish
Yea! yea! yea! Everybody's doin' the fish yea yea yea... It's not so bad bein' trendy Everyone who looks like me is my friend Please don't hate me because I'm trendy They're not gonna laugh at me again. Everybody does it Why don't you? Everybody does it... Maybe you should too Cause you don't want to be left out You want to be cool. It's not so bad bein' trendy Everyone who looks like me is my friend Please don't hate me because I'm trendy (i'm gonna do it because it's trendy) They're not gonna laugh at me again! Everybody's makin' fun of me Cause they say, I'm so trendy Cause I do what others do They'll make fun of me They'll make fun of you I don't want to be left out I want to be cool! (makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all) |
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Fourteen minutes and fifty-nine seconds into our fifteen minutes of fame
When the luck runs out, I won't wonder who's to blame Because nobody said they had a guaranteed way to win the hearts of the public who are easily swayed And just this time last year, I thought we had it made We were One Hit Wonderful Livin' the life, playin' the role We were One Hit Wonderful Well, it can't last long They don't love you They just love that one song Well, things don't last long in life; that's how it goes They'll smile and applaud, then turn up their nose Things will shrink as quickly as they've grown But it's perfectly normal for us to ask why The company wasn't untrue, they just didn't try And a new career is born. It will eventually die We were One Hit Wonderful Livin' the life, playin' the role We were One Hit Wonderful Well, it can't last long They don't love you They just love that one song That one song... That one song So many lovely melodies So many messages to convey But they don't care about any of these "Play that one damn song!" is what they say We were One Hit Wonderful Livin' the life, playin' the role We were One Hit Wonderful Well, it can't last long They don't love you Oh, no! We were One Hit Wonderful Livin' the life, playin' the role We were One Hit Wonderful Well, it can't last long They don't love you They just love that one song |
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