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It really sucks to give your heart to a girl
You wanna know her like she knows the whole world But 10 seconds and it's obvious it's goin' nowhere She makes you tell her that she's your best friend You tell her things you know won't make her mad Don't want to be the one to say things are goin nowhere Where are you now? (Oh oh oh) Where are you now? (Oh oh oh) I don't wanna talk I don't wanna rock I don't wanna wait by the phone And I don't wanna tell you I love you Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore It's hard to live outside a safety zone Cause you remember bein' all alone Two kinds of misery and either way You're going nowhere Where are you now? (Oh oh oh) Where are you now? (Oh oh oh) I don't wanna talk I don't wanna rock I don't wanna wait by the phone And I don't wanna tell you I love you Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore Don't wanna tell you I love you Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore And she makes me want to be a homosexual Maybe I'll be your best friend Maybe see ya naked once in a while I don't wanna talk I don't wanna rock I don't wanna talk I don't wanna rock I don't wanna talk I don't wanna rock I don't wanna wait by the phone And I don't wanna tell you I love you Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore Don't wanna tell you I love you Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore I don't wanna rock I don't wanna rock I don't wanna rock I don't wanna rock I don't wanna rock I don't wanna rock I don't wanna rock I don't wanna tell you I love you anymore |
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| 2. |
| 3:30 |
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It wasn't supposed to be like this
Another dose of fine happiness I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again So I got drunk Had sex with all your friends You told me to never call your house again Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh You saved the day Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh When you threw me away She was always such a pretty girl Nobody like her in the world A little piece of Emily that no-one else could stand I see you in my dreams at night I see you when I close me eyes I just can't seem to say Emily You got your money and I got cast, outside Thrown out on my ass In the city, with no-one else, nowhere else to go So I hooked up, this model from Singapore Emily, I sure am glad you didnt want me anymore Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh You saved the day Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh When you threw me away She was always such a pretty girl Nobody like her in the world A little piece of Emily that no-one else could stand I see you in my dreams at night I see you when I close me eyes I just can't seem to say Emily Emily She was always such a pretty girl Nobody like her in the world A little piece of Emily that no-one else could stand I see you in my dreams at night I see you when I close my eyes I just can't seem to say Emily Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh You saved the day Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh You saved the day Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh You saved my ass |
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| 3. |
| 3:18 |
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8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waitin To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a two way but i'm not quite sure what that means And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She doesn't notice me Cause she is watchin wrestling Creamin over tough guys Listenin to rap metal Turntables in her eyes It's like a bad movie She is lookin through me If you were me then you'd Screamin Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want Girl she's the girl all the bad guys want She likes the god smack and I like a gent orange Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She'll never notice me Cause she is watchin wrestling Creamin over tough guys Listenin to rap metal Turntables in her eyes She likes with a mustache Racetrack season pass Drivin in a Trans Am Does a mullet make a man It's like a bad movie She is lookin through me If you were me then you'd be Screamin Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want As She's the girl all the bad guys want As She's the girl all the bad guys want girl She's the girl all the bad guys want There she goes again With fishnets on and dreadlocks in her hair She broke my heart I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked Now I am watchin wrestling Tryin to be a tough guy Listenin to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a mustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped moped moped It's like a bad movie She is lookin through me If you were me then you'd be Screamin Someone shoot me As I fail miserably Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want girl she's the girl all the bad guys want girl she's the girl all the bad guys want girl she's the girl all the bad guys want girl she's the girl all the bad guys want girl she's the girl all the bad guys want girl she's the girl all the bad guys want |
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| 4. |
| 3:11 |
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I'm happy again to be stuck here again
And you're so happy again to be stuck here again Now we can rap about "the good old days" Laugh at dumb jokes that you make It's great to be here and I'm just elated to be someone you once hated And its all so complicated Maybe this time you can come outside your little world Make out with another girl If it were up to me CHORUS I'd like to buy you flowers everyday Make everyday a holiday Carry on and on and on about you and the things you do The things you do Im so sorry again you say you're leaving me again Cause you're not happy again And I'm left stuck here again Now you can scream about the little things Slap me twice across the face Man it would be great if I could CHORUS CHORUS Chorus (in Spanish) CHORUS |
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| 5. |
| 3:54 |
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I saw you there
Your long brown hair Falling on your face the way it used to fall on mine At one time A long time ago I still remember everything you said to me that night It's too bad and it's too late You were such a big mistake Please don't call here anymore I used to miss you Chorus There's no surfin Colorado anyway And it's a shame to hear you're happy and you still look at me that way There's no surfin Colorado anyway, yeah She never waved to me or said "good Bye" One night she just left me and her behind There she goes And no one knows What she does to my heart, still, she'll never know How we speak Across the room Eye to eye she's holding him, holding me soon It's too bad and it's too late Was it such a big mistake? You don't call me anymore And I still miss you Chorus Remember the first time God Damn we got so high She held me so close that I thought that I might break And know she's a mile high And I'm on Texas time She traded rattlesnakes for bunny runs in Colorado Springs |
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| 6. |
| 3:09 |
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I'm waking up and bakin' Watching the parade cause today's the day I got over you Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed Of the two of us in 1992 You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king I gave you a foot massage I gave you my ring You left me for a drummer cause you said I couldn't sing But, That's ok [CHORUS] Cause there'll be No more mountain climbing in the rain No more Long hair clogging up the drain No more Life will never be the same Life after Lisa is not so bad at all Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos Did he cover up my name that was fast Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5 And my little band is kicking some ass So when you asked me if I hated you now It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out On sleeping with your roommate every time you passed out But, That's ok [CHORUS] I'll bet you're saying to yourself that you'll find somebody else like me But all I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way that you're getting me to say I'm sorry..........Not today!!! [CHORUS] Cleaning up the house again Listening to House Of Pain Having headaches in my brain Listening to you complain Shopping at the mall again I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say Life after Lisa is not so bad at all!!!! |
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| 7. |
| 5:20 |
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Sail away, sail away with me
I don't have a ship But we could get one easily Drift away, drift away with me On the raft we'll make of memories On an ocean we can call forever more Pre chorus: I want to find A piece of your mind I want to see Your make believe I don't want to try so hard I make it hard for you to breathe Chorus: Jump into the ocean Living on a notion If you're caught up in the motion Back track and do it again And if you make it up I could never get enough Me and you together But you've gotta tell me where to begin Break away, break away from me No forget that, just sit here and look at me Summer's day Summer every day And we watch the sunset come back up And somehow know it never goes back down Pre chorus Chorus I've been saving up to buy more time with you You've been living it up with someone else And that's okay with me Because I know it and you know it too Chorus |
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| 1:29 |
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Stand in line behind me
We've got tons of time to Let it all hang out Cast the demons out Once we're in the roof falls I heard that we have got to raise it up And let the fucker burn And this is sure to take awhile 'cause if we're going out, we're goin' out with style So we all jump around, and we fall to the ground Like it's the last rock show of our lives Yowza! |
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| 9. |
| 3:01 |
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I got it stuck in a bind
I don't even know why It sucks to even try But I won't try anymore She took the afternoon train To find a different plane But life down the drain's Better than being ignored I think I'm taking a vacation now (I'm on holiday) And maybe I won't rest Until I've thrown it all away I've got it down I'm gonna feel sorry for myself I want to blame it on everyone else I want to be self-centered And make everybody feel sorry for me Yeah She sent a postcard again She said she had a new friend I hope that by the end He throws her heart on the floor She said he's really okay I really hope that he's gay It's not a nice thing to say But I don't care anymore I think I'm taking a vacation now (I'm on holiday) And maybe I won't rest Until I've thrown it all away I've got it down I'm gonna feel sorry for myself I want to blame it on everyone else I want to be self-centered And make everybody feel sorry for me I'm gonna feel sorry for myself I want to blame it on everyone else I want to be self-centered And make everybody feel sorry for me My leg fell asleep 'cause you laid on it There's no reason to dwell on it It's just not worth it Remember a year ago When we played in the snow Now get out of my head (get out of my head) I want to feel sorry for myself I want to blame it on everyone else I want to be self-centered And make everybody feel sorry for me I'm gonna feel sorry for myself I want to blame it on everyone else I want to be self-centered And make everybody feel sorry for me Feel sorry (sorry, sorry) For me Yeah, yeah, yeah |
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| 3:10 |
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I'm movin' in, she's movin' out
To Los Angeles She's got a truck, she's got my stuff Packed into it But seven months was just enough Of puttin' up with me Imagine that A baseball bat upside her TV She says, "She needs some therapy" You know it seemed so simple before She could have asked I would have given her anything And it's 1, 2, 3 Blame it all on me And I had to find it out the hard way She calls me up, she's breakin' down In Los Angeles She misses home, she's all alone She can't handle it But seven months was just enough Of putting up with her You're brand new nose and bigger boobs Don't change a thing yeah, yeah You need some therapy I think you need some help You know it seemed so simple before She could have asked I would have given her anything And in it's 1, 2, 3 Blame it all on me And I had to find it out the hard way And in it's 1, 2, 3 Blame it all on me And I had to find it out the hard way She's got a lot to figure out She's got a lot to think about She's got a lot to forget about She's got a lot to live without So many things to miss about me You know it seemed so simple before She could have asked I would have given her anything And in it's 1, 2, 3 Blame it all on me And I had to find it out the hard way And in it's 1, 2, 3 Blame it all on me And I had to find it out the hard way |
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| 3:21 |
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You said to never ever come back
I wasn't sure exactly what you meant by that I know that we have had some problems But I've got solutions in my head Chorus: So I jumped out the window And down the fire escape Broke the window, who needs car keys anyway? Climbed through the window, I thought led to your heart Thrown out the window, there was nothing there to break my fall. Sorry I sent you all the flowers I heard your boyfriend wants to shove them up my ass I never meant to cause you problems But I've got solutions in my head. Chorus You said it's over You said never again Why does this happen all the time? You don't even want to be friends It makes you happy when I cry Now all I've got left is my sanity Now all I've got left is my sanity And I'm not sure how far it goes. |
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| 12. |
| 3:36 |
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Cold Shower Tuesdays
Her finger traced I love you In the palm of my hand That's still the only time My belly's ever hit the floor like that Your feet in my lap We drove the past Knowing we would turn around again Chorus: Tell her I'm not sorry Mention my Ferrari Just don't tell her that I miss her She wanted in I wanted out And that's the last thing we talked about Remember how our hands matched Love lines, same size I guess I should have checked To the lifelines were in line I called on the phone You still felt alone And talked about the songs that made you cry Chorus Campfire cookies And John Hughes movies Jr. mints & cold shower Tuesdays November shivers and rearview mirrors And the little things like that Chorus |
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| 3:38 |
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Remember the summer time we were swinging
On the front porch out in the rain It was Sunday you were all dressed up again Then we made out under the window pain Chorus And I can still see your dad Running after me with a shovel in his hand I don't remember much after that La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh... La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh... Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying I guess you didn't really like the gifts Porno DVDs and see thru under wear I should have saved all that for your sister Chorus So I guess I'll just run away, run away, run away He's starting to catch up Run away, run away I think I might throw up Run away, run away Chorus |
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| 3:32 |
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She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can't stand it Gives me the finger Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it. She calls me sweetheart Cuz she knows it makes me weak. She stepped in dog pooh And I'm still kissing her feet. Can you believe how this girl Treats me like a king? Chorus: She took more than she gave to me I gave my love, I got an STD And if she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me. I want to tell her that it's over now Hey look, I'm arguing with myself I think that my girlfriend Is bad for my mental health And now I'm scaring myself. The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it. That's why she always insists that I go on it She told my friends that I need therapy I need a self-help group or a lobotomy Can you believe how this girl Treats me like a king? Chorus I'm waking up I'm getting out. Chorus |
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| 3:51 |
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She used to be the happiest girl I knew and
I remember seeing her laugh I remember the time she cried When tears filler her eyes As we sang "Love Song" by Tesla Her smile is turning upside down She's got a boyfriend now She's got a boyfriend now And it's hard to see What she's got herself into She's getting used to The loneliness that's bottled up inside She knows she'll stick right through the sad times And all the bad times 'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow She's got a boyfriend now She always knew she'd find the right guy Who'd hold her through the night Someone she'd take to meet her mom And take her to see Britney Spears Who knows if Clark Kent is a Superman? Or if he's just an asshole Leading on and on And on and on and on She's got a boyfriend now And it's hard to see What she's got herself into She's getting used to The loneliness that's bottled up inside She knows she'll stick right through the sad times And all the bad times 'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow She's got a boyfriend now She's got a boyfriend now Why does it always have to be Guys like that always get to be the one She thinks the world of And why does it always have to be Girls like that can't ever find someone Someone like me And it's hard to know the difference Between inside and out When she asks if I can mend her broken heart I wouldn't know where to start She got what she always wanted She got what she always wanted (She's only crying on the inside) She's got a boyfriend now And it's hard to see What she's got herself into She's getting used to The loneliness that's bottled up inside She knows she'll stick right through the sad times And all the bad times 'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow She's got a boyfriend now She's got a boyfriend now And it's hard to see What she's got herself into She's getting used to The loneliness that's bottled up inside She knows she'll stick right through the sad times And all the bad times 'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow She's got a boyfriend now |
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| 3:15 |
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I've got the keys to the car I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation They all know where I'm gonna go The sun is shining down and There is no one else around now Wish you were here to hear me say This is gonna be my greatest day How far would I go How long would I stay To see it all To carry it all back with me again How hard would I try Just to hear everybody say This is gonna be my greatest day Standing here, looking out on the world And for a second nobody is looking back at me I never even notice where they go The sun is shining down and There is no one else around now Wish you were here to hear me say This is gonna be my greatest day How far would I go How long would I stay To see it all To carry it all back with me again How hard would I try Just to hear everybody say This is gonna be my greatest day my greatest day I've got the keys to the car I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation They all know where I'm gonna go The sun is shining down and There is no one else around now Wish you were here to hear me say This is gonna be my greatest day my greatest day |
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| 3:10 |
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She works at hot topic His heart microscopic She thinks that its love but to him its sex He listens to emo but fat mike's his hero His bank account's zero What comes next? Same song different chorus It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from punk rock 101 My Dickies your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new vans Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101 She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop She left him for staring at girls and not caring When she cried because she thought Bon Jovi broke up Same song second chorus It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from punk rock 101 My Dickies your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new vans Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101 Don't forget to dely...on the very last word Seven years later he works as a waiter She married a trucker and he's never there The story never changes, just the names and faces Like Tommy and Gina they're living on a prayer Did you just say that? I just said It's stupid, contagious (same song different chorus) To be broke and famous (same song different chorus) Can someone please save us from punk rock 101 My Dickies your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101 |
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| 18. |
| 2:35 |
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I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and tawny eyes; The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through; Hypnotize me through. And I ran, I ran so far away. I couldn't get away. A cloud appears above your head; A beam of light comes shining down on you, Shining down on you. The cloud is moving nearer still. Aurora borealis comes in view; Aurora comes in view. And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away. Reached out a hand to touch your face; You're slowly disappearing from my view; Disappearing from my view. Reached out a hand to try again; I'm floating in a beam of light with you; A beam of light with you. And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. Couldn't get away. |
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| 3:29 |
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You got your tongue pierced once And you say you got another That you can't show anyone unless it's under covers But you're running around showing everyone your new tattoo You got an A in class and you hope no one would notice You're the smartest kid in school and it makes you self conscious And your loser boyfriend's smoking out in the boy's room I wish someone would tell you You're a star the way you are You know you're not fooling anyone, no You got the eyes of an angel Don't try to change, yeah Everybody's got their scars No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are And your mama's so happy you became a cheerleader Homecoming queen just like your older sister 'til you died your hair pink and they said what were you drinkin And it never did sink in It don't matter what they think You're a star the way you are You know you're not fooling anyone, no You got the eyes of an angel Don't try to change, yeah Everybody's got their scars Nevermind how ugly they are No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are All the way you are All the way you are All the way you are You're a star the way you are You know you're not fooling anyone, no You got the eyes of an angel Don't try to change, yeah Everybody's got their scars No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are You're a star the way you are You know you're not fooling anyone, no You got the eyes of an angel Don't try to change, yeah Everybody's got their scars Nevermind how ugly they are No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are You're a star the way you are You know you're not fooling anyone, no You got the eyes of an angel No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are No matter what they tell you you're beautiful the way you are |
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