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You know I'm cool when all the guys want to be my friend.
And every little girl here,they all want to hold my hand. But I stole all of my songs,I'm probably gonna get sued. That's alright,as long as I get screwed. Yea yea yea And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big. Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in The sea, And they all look like me, I'm just a little tiny fish That's all I'll ever be. |
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| 3:11 |
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Was gonna call my friends and get'em all together
I was gonna go and start a band But everything I want to do has already been done. Why would I want to go and do it again? Everybody, plays guitar. She's so cute (if you know what I mean) She's the cutest little girl that I've ever seen Maybe she'll like me if I play guitar Maybe she'll like me if I'm the lead singer yea Oh yea! there's so many bands, and we all look the same I just saw them, up on stage and I don't Remember how good they played. He can't sing, But I'd pay just to see her face, yea, yea, yea, yea Everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea Have you heard of my band? oh, oh, oh We try to be different But I guess that's nothing new. |
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| 3. |
| 3:04 |
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Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight Planned every word I'll say I'm gonna do it right. Maybe I'll wait a little longer Maybe I'm not ready yet Where did I put that number? How could I ever, ever forget? I try but I hang up, every time To call you girl and make you mine If you pick it up I'll have it made I'm gonna call you now, I wont be afraid Got the telephone in my hand Cord around my neck. But I'm not really ready to die, maybe I'll give it one more try Or maybe I'll call tomorrow, she probably wont be home Maybe I like sitting here Maybe I like being all alone Everything will be all right I won't see you tonight Everything will be all right I know it's not the end of the world, it's just another, little girl I try but I hang up every time To call you girl and make you mine Can't leave a message Don't know what to say, I don't wanna talk to you anyway. |
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| 4. |
| 3:27 |
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Hey, hey everybody! Look who's on TV, look who just got famous
don't you know it should have been me... I'm not really bitter, I'm not really mad, I love to see other people get everything I ever wanted to have, I don't really care, how big they get... I hate you, fuck you leave me alone! Why cant I be cool like them? I used to have a girlfriend, I treated her so bad, she went out and found another lead singer, maybe she just likes guys in bands. I give up on everything, all my dreams are dead, maybe I'll get a shotgun, and try to blow her right out of my head... everybody says, "How come you ain't made it yet?" I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone! Why can't I get my girl back? I knew you wouldn't understand, just what I'm tryin' to do, cause you're not me, and I'm so glad that I am not you... I know it's my problem, there's nothing I can do, but I don't think there is no reason, I don't think there's no excuse for you... well I've learned my lesson, hope you've learned it to, and if they're gonna go and do it to me well I guess I'm gonna have to go and do it to you... I don't really care, how much you cry... IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!! why can't anything go my way? |
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| 5. |
| 4:05 |
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Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought I saw my face on MTV Or a magazine that she won't read, stole Her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea I'll never be, a rock and roll star I'll never be, anything, anything at all Drives me crazy, can't get away Somebody tell me, when do we get paid? Everybody's lookin' at me Thought by now I'd be on MTV Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone And I won't be alone with your Money in my pocket and face on your T-shirt yeah I'll never be, a rock and roll star I'll never be, anything, anything at all Drives me crazy, can't get away But I try and I try and I try and I try Every day Every day Said I'll never be, a rock and roll star I'll never be, anything, anything at all |
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| 6. |
| 3:50 |
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All the kids down in London
And everybody in New York City If they listen to that Alternative If there fourteen and lookin' pretty They want me to be their boyfriend They want me to be their boyfriend I can take you any place you wanna go I can show you anything you wanna see I can be whatever you want me to be I can be whatever you want me to be All the girls in the back room I won't miss 'em when there gone Don't you know there ain't nobody You're the only one that turns me on Don't you want me to be your boyfriend? Don't you want me to be your boyfriend? I can take you any place you wanna go I can show you anything you wanna see I can be whatever you want me to be |
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| 2:05 | 
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| 8. |
| 3:26 |
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Everybody's doin' the fish
Yea! yea! yea! Everybody's doin' the fish yea yea yea... It's not so bad bein' trendy Everyone who looks like me is my friend Please don't hate me because I'm trendy They're not gonna laugh at me again. Everybody does it Why don't you? Everybody does it... Maybe you should too Cause you don't want to be left out You want to be cool. It's not so bad bein' trendy Everyone who looks like me is my friend Please don't hate me because I'm trendy (i'm gonna do it because it's trendy) They're not gonna laugh at me again! Everybody's makin' fun of me Cause they say, I'm so trendy Cause I do what others do They'll make fun of me They'll make fun of you I don't want to be left out I want to be cool! (makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all) |
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| 9. |
| 3:13 |
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| 10. |
| 2:21 |
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| 11. |
| 2:22 |
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she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage, and she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak, but i just can't help feelin' sorry for this poor little lettuce head you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i know this broccoli's dead vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a poor little cow, little sheep, little fish how can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin' plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry, you say "it's not so bad, they're only vegetables", that's what you said maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry and they're better off dead. save a plant, eat a cow, i want beef, i want it now! i'm gonna eat it cause it's red! i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead! maybe i should eat it raw let the blood run down my jaw i'd eat people if it was legal, i'd eat people if it was legal! |
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| 12. |
| 3:17 |
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There's a little girl I know
You might know her too, She looks so good She looks so cute, Standin' next to you And I don't know what to do I want your girlfriend to be my... I want your girlfriend to be my... I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend....too. She's so fucking cute, I wish that she was mine, She's so fucking cute, I'm gonna lose my mind, Baby I don't know what to do I don't know what to do Maybe I could kill you I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend(watch out) I want your girlfriend To be...be...be...be my girlfriend Cause she is so cute, I don't know what to do Maybe she could love me too I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend .... too (too) I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend) I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend) I want your......girlfriend |
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| 13. |
| 1:37 |
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| 14. |
| 1:17 |
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| 15. |
| 3:41 |
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She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore but I say she never cared And that she never will I'd do it all again I guess I'll have to wait until then If I get drunk well I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more If you're drinkin' well you know That you're my friend and I say I think I'll have myself a beer. She called me late last night to say she loved me, So..? but I guess he changed her mind. Well I should have known it wouldn't be All right, but I can't live without her So I won't even try Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say. Maybe next time I'll remember what to do, She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell, Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell! If I get drunk well, I'll pass out On the floor now baby You won't bother me no more (and she said) It's OK boy cause you know We'll be good friends And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer. |
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| 16. |
| 3:33 |
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I just couldn't believe it,
When I turned on The radio, try to run, try to Hide, try to keep it inside, They were playin' that song And I thought about her Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog So much trouble in the LBC Livin' without her's gonna drive me Crazy, she's so Don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin' Behind my back, well I love the band. they're a Great bunch of guys, but lookin' at her brings Tears to my eyes, I'm watchin' her shake She gonna give a heart attack now, baby Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog Maybe I don't want her back, you know? Maybe I just can't let her go, I'm so Well I, turn the radio off, I don't want no part, try to make me a big star? I don't wanna be a big star. Everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head Was it somethin' I did, was it somethin' I said? I would try to tell you but I just don't Wanna lie It really shouldn't matter but it Makes me wanna Cry, I wish I didn't care, I Wish I didn't care But I do. snoop doggy dog (she said) snoop doggy dog Please don't tell me it'll be OK cause I know I'll never never never get my Way And so. |
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| 17. |
| 3:12 |
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| 18. |
| 2:45 |
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| 19. |
| 4:21 |
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Flick on the light switch
It's your love light Why what a big hand you have Stick out your thumb-a-yeah-yeah Spin spin spin the globe and Put your finger on it Spin spin spin the globe and Point to where it stops Now read the Avald book for your amazing Forget the fate above you head For you don't want to know what will prevail! Spin spin spin the globe and Put your finger on it Spin spin spin the globe and Point to where it stops Now take a trip somewhere forget your fear Support some little pigmy kids Go home and forget that cheer, ah! Spin spin spin the globe and Put your finger on it Spin spin spin the globe and Point to where it stops Spin spin spin the globe and Put your finger on it Spin spin spin the globe and Point to where it stops Fly while the waiting miles are sufficial Who'd be right and who'd be wrong Do you just sit and play along boy, do you know? Spin spin spin the globe and Put your finger on it Spin spin spin the globe and Point to where it stops Spin Say hope bop we de bop do dop Reggae beat sha hopa hopa hopa hopa Hopa hopa hopa |
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| 20. |
| 3:48 |
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Let me put my finger in your nose
Whoa, its not funny, no no no no I can you you looking down her shirt I can see you lifting up her skirt Only gonna tell you once, only gonna tell you once You better stay away from my girlfriend You better stay away from her I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones You better leave my girl alone Well I bet you can understand what I say Whoa, I'm really just playing I can see you looking down her shirt I can see you lifting up her skirt Only gonna tell you twice, ask you really really nice You better stay away from my girlfriend You better stay away from her I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones You better leave my girl alone Let me break your neck and crush your skull Whoa, you never listen, no no no no I can see you looking down her shirt I can see you lifting up her skirt Ive seen too much of you I cant take much more of this You better stay away from my girlfriend You better stay away from her I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones You better leave my girl alone |
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| 3:30 |
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