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Good evening. Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong. We have taken control as to bring you this special show. We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving. Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, Dealers of funky music. P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. Coming to you directly from the Mothership Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power. So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums. And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. My motto is: Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up) I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk (yeah) I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. WEFUNK, y'all. Now this is what I want you all to do: If you got faults, defects or shortcomings, You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines, Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through. Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? The desired effect is what you get When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship. Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming. Doin' it to you in 3-D, So groovy that I dig me. Once upon a time called Now! Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?" I say, "Is Seven Up?" Yeah, P.Funk! Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut funk!) I want my funk uncut (P.Funk!) Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut) I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. Make my funk the P.Funk (make mine) I want my funk uncut (the P) Make my funk the P.Funk (hah!) I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all) I want the bomb, (home of the bomb) I want the P.Funk I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk) Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Yeah, I dig! Let me put my sunglasses on. That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses. So you can feel cool. Gangster lean. Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop. Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile. Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me. Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie. It was cool, But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho! WEFUNK, we funk. Make my funk the P.Funk (ho!) I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine) Make my funk the P.Funk (yeah) I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk (P.Funk, y'all) Don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk (Home of the extraterrestrial brothers) Before I take it home. Gettin' deep. Once upon a time called Right Now Ain't it funky now Far 'round Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb) I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk Don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Yeah We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine) Make my funk the P.Funk (I wants to get funked up) Before I take it home Don't stop, get down Talk! Blow your horn Peee-youuu! Wants to get funked up Well, allright! Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, (P.Funk) I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, Dealers of funky music. P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming Coming to you in 3-D So groovy that I dig me Yeah! Yeah! P.Funk! |
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| 2. |
| 6:12 |
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Mothership Connection (Starchild)
Well, all right! Starchild, Citizens of the Universe, Recording Angels. We have returned to claim the Pyramids. Partying on the Mothership. I am the Mothership Connection. Gettin' down in 3-D Light year groovin' Well all right, if you hear any noise, it ain't nobody but me and the boys Gettin' down. Hit it fellas! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me (groovin') You gotta hit the band All right, all right, Starchild here Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip And come on up to the Mothership. Loose Booty, doin' the bump. Hustle on over here. If you hear any noise, It's just me and the boys hittin' it. You gotta hit the band. Ain't nothing but a party, y'all. Face it, even your memory banks have forgotten this funk. Mothership Connection, home of the P.Funk, the Bomb. If you hear any noise, It's just me and the boys, hit me You gotta hit the band. Doin' it in 3-D. Let me put on my sunglasses here so I can see what I'm doing. When you hear seats rumble you will hear your conscience grumble Hit me You gotta hit the band You have overcome, for I am here. Swing down, sweet chariot Stop, and let me ride (x6) Doin' it up on the Chocolate Milky Way What's up CC? Have you forgot me? Are you hip to Easter Island? The Bermuda Triangle? Heh heh! Well, all right. Ain't nothing but a party! Starchild here, Citizens of the Universe I bring forth to you the Good Time On the Mothership. Are you hip? Sing, fellas! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band Starchild here, doin' it in 3-D. So good, it's good to me. Hit the band! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry you home! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band I don't think they hear you! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the bandStarchild here, citizens of the universe Gettin' it on, partying on the Mothership. When Gabriel's horn blows, you'd better be ready to go. Swing low Time to move on Light years in time Ahead of our time Free your mind, and come fly With me It's hip On the Mothership Groovin' Swing down, sweet chariot Stop, and let me ride (x 7) |
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| 3. |
| 4:23 |
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You've got all that is really needed
To save a dying world from its funk less hell Stupidly I forced a smile My composure was secure I wore a silly grin from ear to ear A smile they saw right through Oh, but then like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with this pain Without saying a word this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk" Unfunky kind of UFO (From the sun) Here from the sun (You've got the groove) You've got the groove and we want some We're unfunky and we're obsolete (And out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You've got all that is really needed Save a dying world from its funk less hell Deep in pain I called the names Of some funkified friends of mine And they were on the road and gettin' it on And groovin' for hours live Oh, like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with pain Without saying a word, this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk" Unfunky kind of UFO (From the sun) Here from the sun (You've got the groove) You've got the groove and we want some (Unfunky and obsolete) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (And out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh Shine You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world from its funk less hell I don't know where but they were near They took me by surprise They crept upon me early this morning Right before my eyes and they were saying ("Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet old music") Unfunky kind of UFO (From the sun) Here from the sun (You've got the groove) You've got the groove and we want got some (Unfunky and obsolete) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (And out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Unfunky kind of UFO (From the sun) Here from the sun (You've got the groove) You've got the groove and we want some (Unfunky and obsolete) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (And out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world from its funk less hell You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You could feel so much better |
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| 5:02 |
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Throw down!
Baby do the throw down! (x2) Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x4) Throw down! Baby do the throw down! (x2) Give the people what they want (supergroovlastic) When they want (prosifunkstication) And they wants it all the time Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine Give the people what they want (heh heh!) When they want And they wants it all the time Give the people what they need (in other words, it's the thumps bump) When they need And the need is yours and mine Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication! Throw down! Baby do the throwdown! Slow down! Baby can you slow down? Slow down! Baby can you slow down? Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x4) Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication In other words, it's the thumps bump Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (throw down!) Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine Give the people what they want (supergroovalistic) When they want (prosifunkstication) And they wants it all the time Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine Throw down! Baby do the throw down!! (x2) Throw down! Baby can you throw down (x2) Give the people what they want (supergroovalistic) When they want (prosifunkstication) And they wants it all the time Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x3) Ha ha ha ha! Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x2) Give the people what they need When they need And the need is yours and mine (x2) Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time Supergroovalisticprosifunstication Give the people what they want When they want And they wants it all the time (x4) |
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| 4:01 |
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Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Do I have to keep you under lock and key? Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? Now we both know that's not how it should be Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? You're a sweet, fine, sexy woman and you're good to a man 'Cause if I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama I hope that you will understand If I have to keep you barefoot and pregnant To keep you here in my world Get down and take off your shoes Girl, I'm gonna do to you what it is I've got to do If we've been bondin' like you say that we do I think you won't mind if I'd be possessive, now would you? Your creature lacked lovin', you know it is the flame That's why I can ask you and not even feel ashamed Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? Are you susceptible to flatter and game? Lord, we can game Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? Will you submit to other humans that calls your name? 'Cause if I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama Don't you know I know as that would be on que Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? I don't mind , I'll put 'em on, you're being a fool I don't care if I'm lookin' like a chauvinistic kind of whatever Some kind, Carl, you can go to hell Then if I find out I need some help I'm gonna pull on out my chastity belt What it is I've got to do If we've been bondin' like you say that we do Then you won't mind if I be possessive, now would you? Your creature locked lovin', you know it's the flame That's why I can ask you and not even feel ashamed Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? Do I have to keep you under lock and key? Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? Now we both know that's not how it should be Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? Are you susceptible to flatter and game? Lord, we can game Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? You're a sweet, fine, sexy woman and you're good to a man Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama? |
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| 5:45 |
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Give Up The Funk
(Tear The Roof Off The Sucker) Tear the roof off, we're gonna tear the roof off the mother, sucker Tear the roof off the sucker You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! We're gonna turn this mother out You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd}) We gotta have that funk (x7) Ow, we want the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out) Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out) We gotta have that funk Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd}) We gotta have that funk We want the funk Give up the funk We need the funk We gotta have that funk La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going down You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going down Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd}) |
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