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You know it's been about four years since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School
And I just want to say that their 60 dollar course changed my life Since my graduation I've traveled to Prague, Milan, Paris, and Buffalo New York And I now drive a fifty thousand dollar LaForce Automobile With total suede package, with subwolfers, and specially designed custom glass rims Also, in my closet, shoes. So many shoes you cannot believe And next to it a drawer with the socks, full of the socks, more than enough for each pair of shoes. Yes that's a many. And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden. So let me just say "thank you" from nearby the bottom of my heart To Nate and Chest for showing me that beauty is truly in the Eye of the Tiger |
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| 2. |
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This, is the story of you What makes you special, where you come from This is one of the most exciting stories ever told Because its about you And you are one of the most important things in the world . . . you She ride cus her testament has been day one A nigga got trust cus she been day one They ones done, build a fam. Bruce Lee So we K-I-Sed the BS goodbye Damsel in distress so I stress good guy Tarzan and Jane more like Bonnie and Karem Could you be my sugar water, tonic and cream Put the dean in my yard, like religion and king-----??? And {ding} diamond you a sight Like unidentified rims spinning in the night Me with out your balance just wouldn't sit right Like written wouldn't be past tense without ten If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] Hey, because of you my little lady named fame People spot me like nerves spot pain Put the S on my chest and inside my veins Before that this darkie had to smile for them to see me Now them same kids that used to diss wanna be me Due to me being down with you Hooked up 82' plus 6 When you gave me my fix You fixed my house and banking accounts You fixed me up with too many women to count Only right for you to have your side niggas too And even when you don't come back At least when you was here for me The world cheered form you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] Pen you my muthafucka I'm a hold you like piss Even when the itchy burn make me wanna let go There you go smudgin, see actin mad funny But you kissin loose leafs so I can't be mad You my confidant when I couldn't tell pops that report card came You signed off with me So when the checks come you'll be signin off with me But when I'm dead and gone will you sign off? Ooh Papermate you light like paper weight But you pack ink, can make tattoos turn pussy And when its mush time you be there like a man In my hand spillin my heart with you blood. If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] You're my first born My lil Capricorn kid Slid in this world at 1 pound 8 oz. My little miracle baby Grown in to a little lady So fast, like pressing the gas while the tape bounce Through you, me and your grandfather grew closer I understand now, all he try to give for me I wanna give it to you the same way But sometimes four short and you still live for me And just want you to know I may not show all the right feelings or say the right words But you're my little black diamond And always shining in my heart And that's way beyond words If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] You've been with me on the inside homie Puff life in me ever since I was a knee high I knew I had heart Ain't gang related but you relative to blood AB negative you represent love Though you break like Pringles Your heroic in your size You make David beat Goliath You heart beaker Broads love you on Valentines day Quaker brought beats to my chest before Hip-Hop. If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you [I need you] |
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| 3. |
| 3:34 |
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Are you down with it
Are you down with it Are you down with it In my words That I mend Hand in hand Across the land For the line In time Peace of mind For all mankind What you want to do.... Yeah right you know how it is And if not here's a pop quiz Who's gonna strike first For better for worse Well that's us And either with us or against us So put up or shut up its kill or be killed An eye for an eye you're gonna get strung up Like a pow mia in cali for nia We're all going awol like fuckin' a holes And there's shit on the flag and blood on the rainbows Buildings fall after all but we're still livin' Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin' Turn the page on the rage I get down with it Keep on dreamin' on (dreamin on') Buildings fall after all but we're still livin' Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin' Close your eyes I'll surprise I get down with it Keep on dreamin' on (keep dreamin' on) Are you down with it Are you down with it Peace and love One truth High above No me or you One side One love One way Which side are you on What you want to do.... Oh I'm sick of the smiles the destiny's childs and being lied to I'm sick of the boys and girls and being paid no mind to I gotta look out for number one and that's me a man with out a country Who's lookin' out for me who's carvin' my name in a tree Wouldn't be here with out me wouldn't sleep here with out me Couldn't die in the street here in the land of the free Gotta try and find my stars and stripes and be all I can muthafuckin' be Buildings fall after all but we're still livin' Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin' Turn the page on the rage I get down with it Keep on dreamin' on (dreamin on') Buildings fall after all but we're still livin' Drop the bomb right or wrong but we're still livin' Close your eyes I'll surprise I get down with it Keep on dreamin' on (keep dreamin' on) Are you down with it Are you down with it Are you down with it |
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| 4. |
| 5:25 |
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(Barrington Levy)
Where's the love Where's the love Where's the love Where Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had (Del Tha Funky Homosapien) Hey look kids you need to change your tune That avenue you traveling unraveling soon You'll be battling doom but does it matter to you Worried bout who was laughing at you Your appearance is more important that whats really real cause here it is situation's bad not meaning good A lot be in the hood that got me with nowhere to put my trust in no discussion Spontaneous combustion Lust and greed if you ain't up to speed You's a duck in need Cats ain't got enough to eat So there's bluffs and beef Chicks up the street That tricks come to see guns under the sheets Shells pummel your meat Forgetting former, still dude you're sorta chill sitting on bout 40 mill But his whole quart'll get spilled Over those sort of deals That get you sorta killed or up in court looking for appeals (Barrington Levy) Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had Take me away Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had (Alex Karpranos) So down I want to go So cold I have to go So down I need to go So cold as I go (Del Tha Funky Homosapien) Yo what up fam You don't know who I am Last week you was acting like you was my man But you wasn't hey Served you're purpose dog At the end of the day Is it worth it all Immersed in all the worth the world got to offer But perpetrating proper like nothing can stop ya Can't even trust my doctor she in it for profit And everybody looking for some kind of profit Situation mad toxic my man got hit Cause the bird he was with wouldn't stop squawking She juggling five cats and they all lost in The illusion of love that she used for profit The usual topic chickens and benjamins You supposed to be my kin Mexican or Asian, European or Korean or Jamaican Makes no difference Our existence is still shared between us in essence (Barrington Levy (Alex Karpranos)) Yes the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had (Take me away) Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had Show some love for your brothers and sisters Show some love for the whole wide world Show some love for your enemies and frenemies Show some love for the rejects on the street Show some love for the whole wide world Cause the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had (Del Tha Funky Homosapien) If the world is bad refer to your dad And his before four score what's the reason he saw for Karma is real part of the deal when's how you started the deal Cause everything is 360 It will start the cartwheel and snowballs so don't forget now cause I told y'all Dead the hate cause all it do is hold y'all captive All in the world you're trapped in Relaxing you can't feel what's happening I deal with facts man I was at the crossroads dealing with lost souls that couldn't cross though Lost hope off dope Out to jostle Any unweary traveler that would fall the talk show It's foul how they play it But you can't stray to show love take Courage and strength and realize we ain't sure as we think you know (Barrington Levy (Alex Karpranos)) The worlds gone bad we've lost the love we had (Take me away) Yes the world's gone bad we've lost the love we had (Alex Karpranos) So down I want to go So cold I have to go So down I need to go So cold as I go (Barrington Levy) Cause the world's gone crazy Even though love no more Show Love Show Love Show Love Show Love Show Love Show Love Cause the world's gone bad |
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| 5. |
| 3:09 |
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Talk show host :
And we're back. Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date. Becky : OK. Handsome bachelor number one. On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me? Bachelor 1 (Jay-Z) : So that's a? that's a good question ma. This is what I would do to impress you. Well first of all, you know where I might take you ? I might take you over Dame's house. Becky : Oh, really? Bachelor 1 : Cus my girl's at the crib. And? then what I would do is? I'd get you the finest drink, of course it's gonna have ice in it. And I don't mean frozen water? huh, ya know?! Becky : That's so sweet. Bachelor 1 : And uh? what else would I do to really? I'd take you to Rodeo Drive, of course. Of course. Becky : I love Rodeo. Bachelor 1 : Ima take you to Rodeo and show you all the beautiful stores And what you could have if your record goes number one like mine haha. That's what I would do to? pretty impressive ain't it? Becky : OK, sounds like fun. Same question, handsome bachelor number two. Bachelor 2 (U-God from Wu-tang?) : Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date, My idea for that is? to pick you up in a Wu mobile, bwought to you by Cwysler. Becky : A Wu mobile? Bachelor 2 : You know, the cowabowation, that we just came wit. And den, I take you upstate, to the amusement park, Wu-tang amusement parks. Becky : Ooh, I love parks! Bachelor 2 : Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels. Becky : Mm, that's my favorite! Bachelor 2 : Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit. And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment, I'll take you down to the Wu spa. We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down. Becky : Sounds good. Bachelor 2 : And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner. Order out some Chinese food fwom Wu delivewy. We dewiwer 24 hours a day. Word. Just call us on the tewephone, hit me, or? Or you could hit me on the 2-way, or Bwackbwewwy account. Becky : Wow! That maybe difficult to top! What would you do handsome bachelor number three? Bachelor 3 (Rev. Don Magic Juan? Don King? no clue) : Yeah, listen. Can you repeat that question again please? Becky : Oh, ok. You want me to repeat the question? OK, on our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me? Bachelor 3 : That is a very good question. Heh, you're very charming. Becky : Thank you! Bachelor 3 : Well, on the first date with me is? is very exciting. I would, of course, take you wherever you wanted to go. If the plans was up to me, I would take you? to uh? to NASA. Becky : Lovely! Bachelor 3 : What we would do is we would take a trip up that elevator And we would go and look at the stars, and I will pack us a picnic basket. Becky : Sweet Bachelor 3 : And I would have us all kinds of? alcohol beverages. I would whip out? that's right? I would whip out a diamond necklace. Put it around you sweet, skinny neck. And touch you in places that no doctor has ever discovered on you before. Becky : Wow Bachelor 3 : And then I would slowly caress your breasts Work my way down to your? sweet lovin thighs, and then? Talk show host : OK, time's up. We'll find out your answer, Becky, after this commercial break |
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| 6. |
| 4:09 |
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I hope this old train breaks down so I can take a walk around
And see there's no time you see cause time is just a melody But the people in the streets walkin' fast as their feet can take 'em I just rode through town And though this window's got a view but the frame I'm looking through Seems to have no concern for now, so for now I need this here old train to breakdown Oh please just let me please breakdown I need this here old train to breakdown Well this engine screams out loud, centipede gonna crawl westbound And I don't even make a sound cause it's gonna sting me to leave this town And the people in the streets that I'll never get to meet If these tracks don't bend somehow And I got no time that I got to get to where I don't need to be, said I need this here old train to breakdown Oh please just let me please breakdown I need this here old train to breakdown Let me please breakdown You know you can't stop nothing if you got no control Of the thoughts in your mind that you kept and you know That you don't know nothing but you don't need to know Cause all the wisdom's in the trees, not the glass windows You can't stop wishin' if you don't let go Of the things that you find and you lose and you know But you keep on rolling, put the moment on hold But the frames too bright with the blinds down low You know you can't stop nothing if you got no control Of the thoughts in your mind that you kept and you know That you don't know nothing but you don't need to know Cause all the wisdom's in the trees, not the glass windows You can't stop wishin' if you don't let go Of the things that you find and you lose and you know But you keep on rolling, put the moment on hold But the frames too bright with the blinds down low |
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| 7. |
| 4:51 |
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Alright it's getting really close to the election day
I'm voting please don't cut off my section eight As soon as pastor pass the collection plate I'm like shit I'm trying to stack for a escalade But pay your ties times money I divise wise cunning little plans To withstand when cats drive by funny Like I ain't got what he got I don't play that Nigga we fade cats that don't fuck with j-cats You're trying to act like a boss save it patna The first and fifteenth you be be hittin up yo baby mama And you know that money for the baby No he ain't right at the stop light looking at me crazy Seems like your get up and go done got up and left You're trying to throw with dononan yo you gotta be def 'Cause I can flow like donovaon bro sound supersonic Pouring gin and tonic with some chronic to blow It's like that and-a you know This is all original and that's how it goes It's like that and-a you know On the microphone Here we go It's like that and-a you know This is all original and that's how it goes It's like that and-a you know Here we go It go homeboy save the shit He mad cause I gave the dick to his favorite chick You know the flavor patna tried to savor quick but That behavior really just made her sick hah I put the o in only you put the ho in homey I got a company now niggaz steady flowin for me Well buy my album and play it like your favorite movie If not then don't say shit to me Shit this independent dope we splurgin and Boy I'm going to stay in the cut like sea urchins Hah poetical progresive poppin it proper Ask them cats I made a mess of rockin it Yeah hiero aggressive operatives Still got connects on them A1 ostriches Not the type that will spoil my women I just take'm to the crib so they can soil my linen It's like that and-a you know This is all original and that's how it goes It's like that and-a you know Here we go It's like that and-a you know This is all original and that's how it goes It's like that and-a you know Here we go Been 'bout ten long years still come flawless The lawless warrior William Wallace Rappin' 'till I get a million dollars Like home girl strippin still in college Trying to get paper'd up Please huh believe I help her breathe like vapo-rub Rock the mic in your favorite club Rock flavors like haters might step on the the gators right? shit... From the bay to decatur the mic motivator hold a mic like yoda hold a saber You know the flavor watch your behaviors Cool I'm off to Handsome Boy Modelling School And best believe I got a locker full of Vodka and Backwoods I can play the doctor and start writing prescription If you fighting addictions I'm right in the distance My music enlightens who listens check it out It's like that and-a you know This is all original and that's how it goes It's like that and-a you know Here we go It's like that and-a you know This is all original and that's how it goes It's like that and-a you know Here we go It's like that and-a you know This is all original and that's how it goes It's like that and-a you know Here we go |
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| 8. |
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Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy Be my boy, be my boy Be my boy, be my boy I've been thinking about those things you said I've been thinking about those things we did I've been thinking about those things you do I've been thinking about those things you made me do too I've been thinking about those things you said I've been thinking about those things we did I've been thinking about those things you do I've been thinking about those things you made me do too I was hypnotized By your fairy eyes Like a tiger in the dark You were hungry from the start Be my boy, be my boy Be my boy, be my boy Diamonds, candy pills One million dollar bills You can try But you can't buy me, buy me Diamonds, candy pills One million dollar bills You can try But you can't buy me You can slide slide Slippity slide Hip hop And don't stop I'll never be On my knees You can slide slide Slippity slide You can hip hop And don't stop 'Cause I'll never be On my knees When I saw you on the street I just had to look away You were so sweet Sexy Steve Lay back relax Street boy please Wait a second it's gonna take awhile Slide slide Slippity slide You can hip hop And don't stop I'll never be On my knees You can slide slide Slippity slide You can hip hop And don't stop I'll never be On my knees I've been thinking 'bout Why you act so proud I've been thinking 'bout What's this shit about Am I losin' control Am I losin' my soul Just tell me am I losin' you Be my boy, be my boy Be my boy, be my boy Be my boy, be my boy Be my boy, be my boy Diamonds, candy pills One million dollar bills You can try But you can't buy me You can slide slide Slippity slide You can hip hop And don't stop 'Cause I'll never be On my knees You can slide slide Slippity slide You can hip hop And don't stop 'Cause I'll never be On my knees I've been thinking 'bout I've been thinking about I've been thinking 'bout I've been thinking about Losing you |
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| 5:25 |
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When you have talented young men making music it's something
But when they're all from the one family, well, it's worth hearing And what's more, they're brothers as well! Ladies and gentlemen (check it out, ya'll) Back by popular demand (check it out, ya'll) Automator, Automator on the fader (check it out, ya'll) And rock and roll could never ever hip hop like this Dear Ms. Bowers Spring is here and we are, as always, ready to serve you Although, you have not used your charge account for some time it is still at your service And provides a way to purchase some of the new clothes you may need Our spring dresses, suits and coats are beautiful and the values, unusually good Yo, home piss Bust this Reminisce this Where you at? Where you at? Don't run.. run, run, run But you sure can't hide, sucker emcee, sucker emcee Yo yo yo, hold up, hold up, hold up Cut this shit, cut this shit off, cut this shit Throw on something funky Throw on something funky |
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| 4:30 |
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Pharrel :
La la la la la la la Julie Cruise : Yes, I got it all Prestige, class, fortune Good help is so hard to find Except my tennis pro (My husband doesn't know) Pharrel : They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there Julie Cruise : I give to many charities It's just a tax write off They breed, just like rats it seems Why don't they get a job Pharrel : They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there Woman : I mean really it's so simple for them I mean we're the ones paying the rent And the food and..all the taxes My God what more do they want Julie Cruise : Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money It makes the world go round Pharrel : They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there They're all trapped in the system Unbeknownst to them they're trapped with no glass Hello there Woman : I was bred to be special You're not one of us So don't try to fit in We'll just laugh you away I get meloncholy sometimes My shrink says im repressed I'm just like my mother I guess Same class, wealth...bland husband |
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Shh, I'm sayin', I wasn't even gonna do this shit
But I owe this motherfucker a favor That's why I'm go do shit But ya'll motherfuckers better stay quiet Open the door, catch ya coping for more Told you before, velvet, smooth as velour Step in the light, Black Sheep, rep in it right Never we high, too much ebony pride Something to see, scratch that, something ya be Paying my dues, God knows, nothing for free Taking it back, paper, making a stack Counter-attack, dance floors, making them crack Running the course, got black, running with force Rocking the spot, got y'all, loving the choice Feeling the flame, Black Sheep, killing the pain Spilling the love, sunshine, feeling the same Setting the tone, Black Sheep, let it be known Cooler than ice, hamming it up, keeping it's own Making it knock, all the way from the writer's block Geek in ox tails with cocktails, holding my cock, yo First, exhale with the excel And then call your crew on your net cell And then open up a beer and roll a L And then party all night rest well But first, exhale with the excel And then everything you do you do it well And then even if your hurt you never tell And then everybody loves the clientele I'm the type to not follow, lead and drop throttle Recline and pop bottles with designer top models The type to not sweat it, stacking not regret it Said it with hot head, my thing, got to get it I move, like a phantom, amidst the meddlesome Destined to hit the top, Dres the kettledrum Kennel one pedigree, the flow stank dingee Share my point of view in a world way stingy I be the principal, it be invisible There be no optical above the pinnacle More like I got a fuse, for when you got to choose Who in a lot of crews, a million molecules There won't be no debate, my skills are overweight If you can't hold, you hate, I over compensate It's Dres, D R E S, the one that does it best My styles illustrious, my moves are limitless First, exhale with the excel And then call your crew on your net cell And then open up a beer and roll a L And then party all night rest well But first, exhale with the excel And then everything you do, you do it well And then even if your hurt you never tell And then everybody loves the clientele Now it doesn't even matter if I do or if I don't have dough It's like I'm walking on red carpet everywhere that I go A renegade with rhymes rolling to the tune, low key Opposite the velvet ropes where Heinekens flow free And I'm known throughout the world for what I do with one bar Slap a rapper, even crack a nigga lower lumbar Ain't gotta front for nada, it don't mean a thing The only keys I got are the ones swinging on my key ring Ain't gotta toss threads, throw rolls and dress funny Just gotta be Dres, stay black and get money Ain't gotta smoke weed, pop ex or sniff blow Just gotta be Dres, stay black and get dough So cool, they called me old school in the eighties With ladies in their Mercedes at the foot of the good Fridays On some Handsome Boy shit, telling how to trust me Till she's speaking in tongues, screaming out monk free First, exhale with the excel And then call your crew on your net cell And then open up a beer and roll an L And then party all night rest well But first, exhale with the excel And then everything you do, you do it well And then even if your hurt you never tell And then everybody loves the clientele What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip What front? Back, I'm 'bout to rip |
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| 4:20 |
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Open up your eyes baby
Let the truth and sun shine in One day, one day, one day you'll understand You'll grow up and you'll see There's a truth between friends and enemies And I should have listened to my intuition of the way When your moves and your moods were saying They were sayin' no more, no more, no more, no more Can't stick around until you take me down And I'm alone and dealing With the confusion that I'm feeling I made the greatest mistake of my life When I let you get away baby And I, I made the greatest mistake And still am, still am, still am I can see clearly That there's no love lost between us Misguided, lost child I pray, I pray for you I hope that your lies can keep you warm Oh if I, I could rewind the time And keep those records playin', playin', playin' I say play on, play on, play on, play on About the love we never left behind Forget about the broken hearted We got to pick up where we started I made the greatest mistake of my life When I let you get away baby And I, I made the greatest mistake And still am, still am, still am Wish I read the writing on the wall we made around us now baby Mistakes can turn your world go round and build it up and tear it down baby I made the greatest mistake of my life When I let you get away baby I made the greatest mistake of my life Make the greatest mistake And it's still there, still there, still there I made the greatest mistake of my life I never should have let you get away baby I made the greatest mistake of my life Make the greatest mistake And you're the real thing, the real thing Still am I made the greatest mistake of my life When I let you get away baby |
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Yeah but sometimes, you see, it's not that easy, you know what I mean?
Not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume. Yeah a lot of times, I'll admit it, it's not easy being handsome Being a model, being a graduate even of the Handsome Boy Modeling School. Cause they? they pick on you, they make you? you know... say, "You gotta go on the runway." Then two minutes later, you have to change and go again. And the restroom is full, yeah, but they, you know you have? Can't get into the restrooms then they say, "You walk so slow this time, you, steps, uh, too tiny." This what they say, "Tiny steps." Well yes, tiny steps, you eh walk with your legs crossed together tiny steps if you couldn't get into the restroom! What do you want, you know? I said, "Let me go in last." If, for instance, there is some, eh, problem, you know, on the stage, If? if there is? no? no one will slip on it, is what I'm saying, you know what I mean? So let me go on last. They says, "No, you have to... Mr. Zack has to go on last to take the big bow," you know, like he did something You know what I mean? He stole everybody else's clothes designs. What? He takes the bow, he slips, it's not my fault, it? It was so crowded they couldn't get into the men's room and I should get paid, it's all I know. Since I've graduated, I uh? I got to say uh? I will say nine out of ten jobs. Just? just, you know, just marvelous, everybody so nice to you. They.. they can't treat you better but every once a while you run into, like, this jerk, you know, like Mr. Zack. You know, and he slips on the runway and says it's all my fault When you can't even get into the restroom cause there's too many people lined up and they say, "You're on the runway next." Yeah, sometimes it gets to be a little lonely, alone in the hotel room when you just waiting for a show to come up. They, they pick you up at the airport and then they say, "Just see you in the morning." Then they don't even make no plans for you to go some place. And you gotta go there and there's so many people. They give you clothes, half the time they don't even fit. And then, it's just all the jealousy cause, you know, if you're handsome and that and other ones, they... They treat you, you know, somehow like they jealous of you. Just cause, you know, you're a little more handsome then them. And then they... they eat all of the food. They eat, there's no food left, you know. They say, "Jesus juice." Very funny. You know, they have the Jesus juice. It's a terrible wine. They just call it to make it glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this? this junk, you know? Even? even if you like to eat, you couldn't eat it. Then they said they gonna pick you up to take you back to the airport. They don't even show, they have? they? they? they? said, they, you know, "The hotel's got the van, you could go." They said they would pick me up. Why do I have the van? And they don't reimburse you, like they say. They say, "Well you ate so much." You know, I don't know. I like to? and then the catalogs? they don't even send it to you when you done with them. You know, like who wants me anyway. What? They say they gonna have a hair stylist there, there ain't no hair stylist, you know? One, maybe, yes, for what, 50 people, you know what I mean? "You gotta bring your own scissors too," They say. They have? they misplaced my scissors. What? Whoever heard of a hair stylist has no scissors? They say, "We just style it, we don't cut it." What? In Italy, they have to cut, you know what I mean? A barber is a what, a hair stylist, it means barber. No, what, you mean, no? cut? My own mousse? What? Think I have my own mousse? I have no mousse. Sometimes, like, if you? if you wet and then you socks get wet. Then you have no other socks with you, you know what I mean? Turn them inside out? No, doesn't work. They say, "Change your socks," they say. Yes, the one for two dollar one? What? I have no, deh, in the hotel room. It's fifty miles from here out near the boondocks. And they put you next to a place near Sears, I go to Sears for breakfast. You know, once I was a model for socks. And I thought, you know, this is a good, eh? modeling for socks? it's good. You don't have to, you know eh? get all cleaned up the night before, you know. That's one good thing. You know, you could go unshaved and that. Then they says, "Well, you can't do shoes." I say, "What?" They say, "No, if you? if you did socks, then you can't be model for shoes. That's the rules." Who says this? Who makes these things up? That if you're a sock model, you can't do shoes. You have to? only the shoe models can do shoes. This is just makes me sick. I just? I just turned down a job. They said they were looking for a handkerchief model. I say, "I could do it." They says, "What, you left handed or right handed?" I says, "Right handed." They says, "No, you have to be left handed." I said I could do it. They says, "No, you says you was right handed." I says, "I made a mistake. I'm left handed." They says, "Prove it." How am I gonna prove this, you know what I mean? So I take my handkerchief off from my left hand, right? They said, "You didn't do that very smooth." I say, "OK, lemme try again." They say, "Why do you have to try again? You left handed, you do it." I said, "Just shut up and gimme the uh? the Kleenex. Let me show you with Kleenex. I won't ruin another one of my hankies." Anyway, I'm just? I don't know what that did |
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가슴네트워크 Review :: 2004-12-23
Subject : Handsome Boy Modeling School - White People (Elektra,2004)
