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Let's do it
Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin' I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin' Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar" I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire" Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king" I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing Wild thing (x2) Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night" I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight" So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing" Wild thing She loved to do the wild thing Wild thing Please baby baby please Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine Took her to the limousine still parked outside I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing Wild thing She wanna do the wild thing Please baby baby please Wild thing Doin' a little show at the local discotheque This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck She want to come on stage and do her little dance So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance So when the show was finished I took her around the way And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing" Say what Yo love you must be kidding You're walkin' babe Just break out of here Hasta la vista baby Wild thing |
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| 5:11 |
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| 4:33 |
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| 5:11 |
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| 4:08 |
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Alright, dig it
[ VERSE 1 ] Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c? The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina" Funky Cold Medina [ VERSE 2 ] This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina You know what I'm sayin? I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal [ VERSE 3 ] I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena" I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it" Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina You know, ain't no plans with a man This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies Ya know? Break it down [ VERSE 4 ] Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_ The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya" That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina Ya know what I'm sayin That Medina's a monster, y'all Funky Cold Medina |
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| 4:01 |
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| 6:06 |
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When I get to a party, To get it started
I grab tha microphone and rock it cold hearted Go behind tha curtains while my fanz they point You know what Loc's doin', I'm blazin a joint Cause it seems a lot of times, I'm at my best After some methical or a bowl of sense. I'm creatin', multiplyin', big time supplyin' Enuff bud to keep tha whole party high on I might get ill and roll an 8th in one hooter Park my Benz or cold jet it on my scooter Bail to tha coast, take a head of this Skunk Twist up a big bomb of this serious dope Smoke it down to tha dub or roach tip So much damn resin it's startin' to drip It ain't harmful like heroin, this stuff's cheap That's why I'm glad that I got this...... Man, Don't cha hate it when you ain't go no weed It seems about tha time you really feel tha need To get high, get full, you know get blasted Keep ya singin' tha high it really lasted Rollin' around tryin' not to get stopped By tha boyz tha pigs you know tha cops Pull into one spot to see what they're all about Suckers noddin' their head, tellin' you they're all out You go back to tha crib, Pick up tha telephone You try it so I guess they saw you got home Cause I can buy it O.Z. or go buy dime I get cash for her I can get it on time It really makes no difference long as I get lit Roll it in my Zig Zag take a big bone hit Cause after tha bud, My rhymes start flowin' Never gettin' short of uh uh, The always knowin' I'm maxin', relaxin', but never taxin' No need for you to keep on askin' If tha It is tha It, If tha Shit is tha Shit Cause when it comes to smokin' cheeba You know my shit is legit Your tha student, And I'm tha teacher I'm not a minister, Reverent or Preacher So excuse me while I call time Cause I'm gonna take a few hitz in tha middle of this rhyme..... One day I was coolin' with my homeboy seal, chill Gettin' fucked up in his coupe de ville, still I wasn't to high to know what I was doin' Went to tha store and got some more brew in Came back to tha car, Try'd to be a winner Rolled up all my roaches, they bearly made a Pinna (Pin) I wasn't upset I had more at tha house I was savin' it for later, When I get with my spouse Cause when we're together, blazin' tha cheeba She does things to me that you wouldn't believe I'm not talkin' freaky or nothin' obscene But it's not far off if you know what I mean She'll take me upstairs, lay me down on tha bed Pull off tha Fila shorts n start givin' me hizead (head) If I was boo I'd do tha same She must love it, She ain't never complained They'll be moanin', kickin' a lot of screamin' I work it so hard she starts steamin' You know how it is after a couple of wooers She was subject and I am tha Ruler She's my freak y'all, but she's no skeeza One thing for sure, Tha girl's always got that..... Two weeks ago when I was writin' this rhyme I had some hydroponic, Boy that shit was fine I had two joints, One for me and my homie After half tha show, He didn't even know me His eyes were tight, they turned red He could bearly hold them up, They where heavy as lead An hour went by, He said Loc I'm kinda hungry I said oh shit! This brothers got tha munchies Got off my couch, put my Gucci's on my feet Went to tha Seven Eleven at tha top of tha street I ordered everythin' edible off tha shelf He thought it was sad, I ate it all myself When we got back to tha car, Headed north then south I needed a drink I had a cotton mouth We had so much food didn't know where to start At tha Hagan Daas or Kelloggs Pop Tarts Big bags of chips, gallons of dips It took me weeks to get tha taste of my lips I ate so much miserable is how I felt Almost busted out my pants had to loosen my belt Kickin at the tube, wathin' none better than You know tha king of late night, Yeah Dave Letterman Not to hilarious jokes kinda plain But everythin' is funny when your smokin' Mary Jane..... |
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| 3:40 |
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| 10. |
| 4:22 |
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| 11. |
| 3:52 |
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