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| 3:30 | 
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Hey, I'm not the type
To say one thing and do another And if it's all right I'd kind Of like to be your lover 'Cos when you're with me I can't help but be So desperately Uncontrollably Happy! And hey, I'm not the kind To fall in love without good reason And if that's a crime Then baby I'm committing high treason 'Cos when you're with me I'm absolutely And totally Quite uncontrollably Happy! And hey, I'm not so blind That I can't see where we're all going And it's no fault of mine If humankind reaps what it is sowing Just as long as we are together Forever I'll never be anything other than Happy! Hey, don't be suprised, if millions die in plague and murder True happiness lies beyond your fries and happy burger |
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| 3:49 |
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I told the stars above about the one I love
I told the morning sun, yeah I'm telling everyone I told my mum and dad, they seemed to understand And I'll get through to you if it's the last thing that I do Everybody knows that I love you Everybody knows that I need you Everybody knows that I do except you I told all of my friends again and again and again I drove them round the bend so now you're my only friend I told the passers by, I made a small boy cry And I'll get through to you if it's the last thing that I do Everybody knows I live for you Everybody knows I adore you Everybody knows that it's true except you |
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| 3. |
| 5:58 |
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Someone I once knew
Told someone like you "Love is just a word" Now I'm not so sure that's true Someone made me see How someone like me Needn't be so closed Just 'cos they once chose to be I need to be someone's somebody Someone heard my call When I was all at sea Someone rescued me When my life was all but through Someone made me feel Like someone really cares I hardly even dare To believe it's real, it's really true I need to be somebody's somebody |
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| 4. |
| 4:26 |
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If you were the road
I'd go all the way If you were the night I'd sleep in the day If you were the day I'd cry in the night 'Cause you are the way The truth and the light If you were a tree I could put my arms around you And you could not complain If you were a tree I could carve my name into your side And you would not cry, 'Cos trees don't cry If you were a man I would still love you If you were a drink I'd drink my fill of you If you were attacked I would kill for you If your name was Jack I'd change mine to Jill for you If you were a horse I'd clean the crap out of your stable And never once complain If you were a horse I could ride you through the fields at dawn Through the day until the day was gone I could sing about you in my songs As we rode away into the setting sun If you were my little girl I would find it hard to let you go If you were my sister I would find it doubly so If you were a dog I'd feed you scraps from off the table Though my wife complains If you were my dog I am sure you'd like it better Then you'd be my loyal four legged friend You'd never have to think again And we could be together till the end |
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| 4:41 |
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If I were you I'd look at me
And fail to see the things I see in you If I were you and if I were you I wouldn't let the shit you get From me get the better of you If I were you Don't you ever wonder why I could never make you cry? Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze On the grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me If I were you I wouldn't need To always read the magazines that I do Huh, they make me blue! So if I were you I'd make the break Before I take my frustrations out on you Just break on through Don't you ever, in your dreams Take a lover and make her scream? Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze On the grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze On the green, green grass Of virgin country I'd live real fast and die real young You see if I were you I'd end my days In a field of stupid sheep just grazing The grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me |
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| 6. |
| 4:42 |
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When I fall asleep it could be forever
So I'll never fall asleep again When I fall apart put me back together And my life will be complete Maybe it's tonight Maybe tomorrow night Next week Next month Next year We've only time to fear When I fall behind in the quest for pleasure I shall treasure this short time with you We shall not be chained We shall not be tethered And we'll never be unkind If I fall in love it could be forever So I'll never fall in love But the moment I can feel that you feel that way too Is when I might fall in love with you Fall in love with you |
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| 4:48 |
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Don't look a horse in the mouth
Don't let a frog get you down Dragging you round like a dog on a lead I'm all you need Baby I'm in love with you And my love could go on and on Maybe you could love me too And our love could go on and on So don't look a horse in the mouth Don't let a frog get you down Dragging you round like a dog on a lead I'm all you need Baby I'm in love with you And my love could go on and on Maybe you could love me too And our love could go on and on But don't look a horse in the mouth Don't let a frog get you down Dragging you round like a dog on a lead I'm all you need Baby I'm in love with you And my love could go on and on Maybe you could love me too And our love could go on and on and on and on... |
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| 8. |
| 3:21 |
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First you look so strong,
Then you fade away. The sun will burn my eyes, I love you anyway. Thirsting for your smile I watched you for a while. You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la La la la la Tremble with a sigh, Glitter in your eye, You seem to come and go I never seem to know. And all my time Is yours as much as mine. We never have enough Time to share our lives. La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la La la la la |
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| 9. |
| 4:35 |
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They sit and watch the clouds go by
The London Irish The London Irish And they believe it's Irish sky The London Irish The London Irish They love the sun but pray for rain The London Irish Yeah, the London Irish They drink to take away the pain The London Irish The London Irish The London streets are paved with gold For the London Irish Oh, the London Irish You gain the world and you lose your soul Well if you'll picture a scene On every magazine And every TV screen Will there be anything left of the London Irish London Irish They say they will return again The London Irish Mmm, the London Irish But they won't say exactly when The London Irish The London Irish The London Irish The London Irish |
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| 10. |
| 4:02 |
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Little acts of kindness
Make us all feel better Unexpected flowers Unrequested letters, yeah So when somebody calls you Give a friendly answer. And when somebody fails to call Remember that we have all been there before Little acts of kindness Ill-conceived and reckless Stay in bed this morning Let me make you breakfast So when somebody needs you Do your best to help them And when somebody needs your help Remember well, we've all been there before. We have all been there before We have all been there before We have all been there before We have all been there before When somebody needs you Do your best for them Little acts of kindness Little things you can do Helping those with blindness Saying please and thank you Making cups of coffee Give your friends your rolos Going to the offie feeding horses polos Keeping your bedroom neat Giving children Dairylea Putting down the loo seat Doing your work for charity..... |
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| 11. |
| 2:39 |
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Moons in June
I’ve given up on that stuff Alms and charms But I’ve no hope of falling in love The rest of life pales in significance I’m looking for somebody With whom to dance With whom to dance With whom to dance I’m looking for somebody With whom to dance Rings and strings What use have I for these things? Bells and carousels Oh, I’d just be fooling myself The rest of life pales in significance I’m looking for somebody With whom to dance With whom to dance With whom to dance I’m looking for somebody With whom to dance And you, you look like heaven An angel who stepped from a dream Seven hundred and seventy seven times lovelier Than anything I’ve ever seen The rest of life pales in significance I’m looking for somebody with whom to dance With whom to dance With whom to dance I’m looking for somebody With whom to dance |
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| 12. |
| 3:50 |
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My parents knew these people
who for all their faults were very nice They owned a farm whose old world charm earned it the name of Paradise We came to stay one holiyda, we played crocquet and burned our arms But I was charmed and lost for words when I first heard the birds of paradise farm Singing their songs all the day long Making love to the dinner gong Wondering when their human friends Would come to feed them I looked in the trees and in the air I searched the eves of disused barns Till finally, to my despair, I found the caged birds of paradise farm Singing their songs all the day long Making love to the dinner gong Wondering why their tiny lives should be spent behind iron bars Now Leonardo da Vinci, St Francis of Assisi But Neil Hannon of the Seahouse, Fivemiletown It doesn't sound quite right, somehow Singing their songs all the day long Making love to the dinner gong Wondering when their human friend Would come to free them When the last day came I took my time they called my name and read the card "When Nature Calls You Must Reply" They laughed waving goodbye to paradise farm. |
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| 13. |
| 6:26 |
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Radioactivity
Is in the air for you and me Radioactivity Discovered by Madame Curie Radioactivity Tune in to the melody Radioactivity Is in the air for you and me (Morse: Radioactivity is in the air for you and me Radioactivity discovered by madame curie Radioactivity tune in to the ... Kraftwerk) Radio Aktivität Für dich und mich in All entsteht Radio Aktivität Strahlt Wellen zum Empfangsgerät Radio Aktivität Wenn's um unsere Zukunft geht Morse: Radioactivity is in the air for you and me Radioactivity discovered by madame curie Radioactivity tune in to the ... Kraftwerk Radioactivity Is in the air for you and me Radioactivity Discovered by Madame Curie Radioactivity Tune in to the melody Radioactivity Is in the air for you and me |
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| 3:44 | 
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