[Disc 1]
1.
Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet / 2.
Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole / 3.
Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose / 4.
Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse / 5.
Don't You Hate Wearing A G-string Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Yo / 6.
Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth Or Belmont High / 7.
I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham / 8.
Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Ful / 9.
Kfc Killed My Uncle / 10.
Ronald Mcdonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers / 11.
Mcdonalds Revisited Are You The Mcmanager / 12.
Rude Trys To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limer / 13.
Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You / 14.
Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate / 15.
The Tom Price Miner / 16.
Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers / 17.
Ya Hairy Hole / 18.
Rude Serious Rave About Limericks [Not Standup,] / 19.
Punter Sing Limericks With Rude [Not Standup,] / 20.
Answering Machine Messages Intro [Not Standup,] / 21.
Message I Know You / 22.
Message Embicile / 23.
Message Hornswoggler / 24.
Message Balls Caught In Dvd Player / 25.
Message Dick Head / 26.
Message Psych Down / 27.
Message New Boyfriend / 28.
Message Hermaphrodite / 29.
Message Root A Welding Glove / 30.
Message I've Shot / 31.
Message Bruised Tongue / 32.
Message Office Manager / 33.
Message Piss Off / 34.
Message Arse Hairs Waxed / 35.
Message Ghost Of Sammy Sneed / 36.
Message Gee Gee Spot