A purple onion... Purple Onion... Purple onion everybody laugh now Purple onion everybody cry Purple onion lookin' down at B.O.B. when he crashed his motorcycle and he died Old Bob Zimmerman knew the purple onion Purple onion gave ol' Bob five Purple onion yankin' like a freight train Shoot white tears up into the sky Purple onion A purple onion...
(Chorus) Johnny come lately All through the county They come from the city Out here to Green Hill Drivin' like bastards Stompin' the throttle The buzzard's of Green Hill Grow fat on road kill
Awwww Little Fuzzy Wuzzy was a baby bear Little Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't have no hair Little Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he But he didn't give a good hot damn
Little Ruby had a purry kitty cat Brother ran him off with a Tee-Ball bat Out on Green Hill the little kitty cat sat 'Till it met a '96 Dodge Ram
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Old John Donovan was drinkin' late Took his car keys and he taunted fate Swervin' 'cross the interstate Crashed a mother and her son cold dead
Took John Donovan and hucked him in jail He dipped in his wallet and posted bail Headed back home before the sunrise shine And slept in his very own bed
This little piggy won't cast a stone That little piggy won't pick a bone But these little piggies don't stand alone When justice needs to be fed
Long in the tooth Long in the tooth I'm lookin' round the corner And I'm long in the tooth
Waiter, hey check please In the corner booth I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth
Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer He carried up and married up A midwest hoosier
Coffee beans Fax machines Playin' like a schmoozer He's gettin' rather long in the tooth
Oysterhead, Zeppelin Led Shoulda heard what granny said Paco de Lucia never seen a man like Flouncin' Fred
Wrapped up Tapped out Crapped on Bled
He's feelin' rather long in the tooth
Long in the tooth Long in the tooth Mother Nature's greedy when You're long in the tooth You ain't afraid of dying But you're terrified of youth You must be gettin' rather Long in the tooth
Long in the tooth Long in the tooth If you're watchin' Price is Right Then you're damn long in the tooth
I sold of my rebellion For a pocket full of couth 'Cause I'm getting Rather long in the tooth
Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho"
Long in the tooth Long in the tooth Long in the tooth Long in the tooth Well I'll take mine dirty With a splash of Vermouth I kinda like bein' long in the tooth
Propped up, dropped out, rest up right Probably shouldn't try and leave town tonight
I've got a dollar bill, you've got a fire It's damn good to be alive
Look up, look out, look in and see I do believe there's somebody eyeballin' me
If I move to the left, do you move to the right? No matter where I jump I'm still locked in their sights The lights in the sky keep calling my name... They're calling my name. I think they're coming for me
Calling my name... Calling my name... They're calling my name... Calling my name... They're coming for me.
We're on the cosmic highway to the moon The bays are loaded and the engine's well in tune
Dad says at this rate We should get there half past June
The earth is rather dreary Since we singed the sky On the cosmic highway to the moon
On the cosmic highway to the moon Sensing arrival to be relatively soon Gaze out the window to the surface of the moon
The earth is rather dreary Since we singed the sky On the cosmic highway to the moon
And it's okay A thousand tiny voices softly say Do you wanna go? Do you wanna go? On the cosmic highway to the moon To the moon
On the cosmic highway to the moon We're on the cosmic highway to the moon This trip we're taking has only just begun Had to leave the moon 'cause we used up all the fun
The moon is rather dreary Since we singed our mind On the cosmic highway to the sun
But it's okay A thousand tiny voices softly say I wanna go, I wanna go Onward, outward, upward to the sun
