i was there alone one day me, fred and my microwave fred was a gerbil just the same i was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high kiss my gerbil fred goodbye watch old freddy run and run he went kaboom! just like a gun go and get a brillo pad fred is dead aw ain't it sad i didn't do it - that i wish guess who's next it's bob my fish
k-mart is the savings place i'd like to punch the customers in the face get pissed off when it ain't priced right cause the people who shop there ain't too bright
i got a call last night from warren somebody told him his band is boring warren was crying, he felt so bad cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants experience the ozzfish i went to a party, brought a tape of their tunes it drove everybody out of the room ozzfish just ain't cool anymore cause ozz don't listen to any hardcore some people might say i got no taste they say the band sounds like shit cause they don't have a bass some people might say i got no brains but ozzfish is driving my neighbors insane
Massacres, violence film at 10 Media scumbags strike a gain Shove a microphone in some poor guys face So your ratings can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on location Pretty newsman masturbation Not a way to spend my afternoon I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons Channel 8 and the daily times Make sure we don't forget those nasty crimes Keep your TV on and stay inside Or you'll end up a victim of homocide
it's raining needles stuck in my head i wish i had stayed home in bed raining needles - help me guys ! in my hands in my eyes my throat was stabbed i gurgle blood i fall on needles in the mud in my head in my shirt in my body it really hurts covered with needles my blood is red really hurts oh wow i'm dead
You gotta lotta nerve lookin down your nose at me Label me the dregs of a nice society Peoples parents like you and girls all shout your name But you're a clean-cut asshole to me you're all the same Listening to R.E.M. looking just like all your friends Out in mom's car drinking beers Making fun of things you don't understand
You really make me ill cause you're Mr. Nice Guy Straight A's in alcohol hittin all the parties You and all your asshole friends scammin on a young girl Pull a train on her and you feel like you own the world
You got no right tellin me that I ain't OK College buttfucks rule this world and claim to be alternative You're a fucking slimebag I don't care what you say
You're full of shit go fuck yourself I know what the truth is
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner that is truly what I'd really like to be. 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner then everyone would be in love with me.
(spoken) Oscar Meyer weiners come get your hotdogs ah, their made with all this shit from a cow that nobody wants, like mucous and marrow and eyeballs and bile, and all that crap that really makes them taste so damn, really fucking good.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner that is truly what I'd really like to be. 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner then everyone would be in love with me.
You're everything I hate and more So afraid you'll be a bore So you make up stories, spread gossip and lies But it's the kind of bullshit that nobody buys
You're a liar, liar fuck you (x2)
I haven't heard a convincing one yet About to be busted, you're starting to sweat Quick change the subject, hell, nobody cares The fact is you're a liar, we're all quite aware
Couldn't tell a story straight wouldn't know how to begin Cause telling the truth would be a mortal sin You make up lies for lack of something to do You're a worthless old douchebag and I hate you !
got 12 rooms 12 vacancies you can do just what you please just don't get mother to irate and don't ever call me master bates a man should have a hobby, true but i got so bored i needed something to do so i sharpened mother's cutlery now everywhere i look is blood i see mother's not a fruit but she's gotta go down down to the cellar so she won't be found i know it's not right but i just can't tell of the nasties that go on in bates motel
work i can't get up in the morning i feel like a sap like somebody's fool i work like a rat and i'm going insane i know it ain't right and i know it ain't cool so don't tell me what to do work do this get that i don't like it why make money if i can't spend it overtime i'm getting pissed off i don't have a life - hey boss fuck off!
cows - they're comin near me hope they don't see me they can't defeat me oh please don't eat me ! cows - won't give you butter if you pull their udder cows now longer have sad eyes they won't be served with fries they have no master they're comin faster they're sleeping in my bed they're stepping on my head ! moo!
hey you - you're a blonde what you say is always wrong hey look - you can sprint don't you know you're in like flint don't touch my car hey you - you're a star if we are we went too far hey look - i sing a song don't you know it's just for fun?
you are so fucked up don't even talk to me don't know what you're talking about get the fuck away from me leave me alone - don't wanna hear your voice don't wanna hear a sound - just leave me alone you love alcohol don't wanna know from nothing else you can't have a good time without it personality from a bottle
you always wanted a real nice lawn now your whole back yard is gone too bad you tried to cut your grass too bad that you ran out of gas you drank just one too many beers now it's in your car and back to sears it ate up half your bedroom rug but now you've got brand new sparkplugs you gotta bitchin mower now you think you are the cats meow you only have yourself to thank when we put draino in your tank
i wanna live with madonna i wanna lick oprah i wanna go to hollywood i wanna be a material man i have high ambitions i wanna write puzzles for wheel of fortune i want god to make my bed i wanna go deep sea fishing i wanna fuck jesse jackson
who needs dayglo ? hey not me ! 27 morons living on a tree peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads half the time flippin out on lsd advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight stupid, unobjective cause you think you're always right you'll go from beatnik to yuppie in the blink of an eye can't think for yourself cause you're always fuckin high peace-yeah smoke pot that's the way man we all love each other, that's the way the world was planned wake up, smell the coffee man you're on cloud 3 you're nothing but a dirty, smelly cumbag hippie
gotta learn soon that things never last cause i'm a punk rock christian with a bug up my ass gotta know now if it's all worth a fight cause if there's really a god then what else is right ? what is right (x4) gotta lot of people don't like my attitude i don't know what the fuck i should do if you think it's ok when i rip in a song then why when i do it to you is it wrong i gotta girl and i know i'm in love if you fight all the time can that be enough ? i gotta girl and i know that she loves me so why should i feel fucked up, shut out, hoced up, shut up in destiny ? fuck !