It was in Pittsburgh, late one night I lost my head, got into a fight I rolled and tumbled till I saw the light Went to the Big Apple, took a bite
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Still the sun went down your way Down from the blue into the gray Where I stood, I saw you walk away (Margarita) You danced away
Ah, ah, ah, ah
I asked her what we're gonna do tonight She said, "Cahuenga Langa-Langa Shoe Box Soup" We better keep tryin' till we get it right Tala mala sheela jaipur dhoop
She wrote a long letter on a short piece of paper Oh Margarita
Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash They stayed up all night, selling cocaine and hash To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan For reasons unexplained, she loved the Monkey Man
Tweeter was a boy scout before she went to Vietnam And found out the hard way, nobody gives a damn They knew that they'd find freedom just across the Jersey Line So they hopped into a stolen car, took Highway 99
And the walls came down All the way to hell Never saw them when they're standing Never saw them when they fell
The undercover cop never liked the Monkey Man Even back in childhood, he wanted to see him in the can Jan got married at fourteen to a racketeer named Bill She made secret calls to the Monkey Man from a mansion on the hill
It was out on thunder road, Tweeter at the wheel They crashed into paradise, they could hear them tires squeal The undercover cop pulled up and said, "Everyone of you's a liar If you don't surrender now, it's gonna go down to the wire"
And the walls came down All the way to hell Never saw them when they're standing Never saw them when they fell
An ambulance rolled up, a state trooper close behind Tweeter took his gun away and messed up his mind The undercover cop was left tied up to a tree Near the souvenir stand by the old abandoned factory
Next day the undercover cop was hot in pursuit He was taking the whole thing personal, he didn't care about the loot Jan had told him many times, "It was you to me who taught In Jersey anything's legal as long as you don't get caught."
And the walls came down All the way to hell Never saw them when they're standing Never saw them when they fell
Someplace by Rahway Prison, they ran out of gas The undercover cop had cornered them said, "Boy, you didn't think that this could last" Jan jumped out of bed said, "There's someplace I gotta go" She took a gun out of the drawer and said, "It's best if you don't know"
The undercover cop was found face down in a field The Monkey Man was on the river bridge using Tweeter as a shield Jan said to the Monkey Man, "I'm not fooled by Tweeter's curl I knew him long before he ever became a Jersey girl"
And the walls came down All the way to hell Never saw them when they're standing Never saw them when they fell
Now the town of Jersey City is quieting down again I'm sitting in a gambling club called The Lion's Den The TV set was blown up, every bit of it is gone Ever since the nightly news show that the Monkey Man was on
I guess I'll go to Florida and get myself some sun There ain't no more opportunity here, everything's been done Sometimes I think of Tweeter, sometimes I think of Jan Sometimes I don't think about nothing but the Monkey Man
And the walls came down All the way to hell Never saw them when they're standing Never saw them when they fell
And the walls came down All the way to hell Never saw them when they're standing Never saw them when they fell
Well, it's all right, riding around in the breeze Well, it's all right, if you live the life you please Well, it's all right, doing the best you can Well, it's all right, as long as you lend a hand
You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring (At the end of the line) Waiting for someone to tell you everything (At the end of the line) Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring (At the end of the line) Maybe a diamond ring
Well, it's all right, even if they say you're wrong Well, it's all right, sometimes you gotta be strong Well, it's all right, as long as you got somewhere to lay Well, it's all right, every day is Judgment Day
Maybe somewhere down the road aways (At the end of the line) You'll think of me and wonder where I am these days (At the end of the line) Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays (At the end of the line) Purple Haze
Well, it's all right, even when push comes to shove Well, it's all right, if you got someone to love Well, it's all right, everything'll work out fine Well, it's all right, we're going to the end of the line
Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive (At the end of the line) I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive (At the end of the line) It don't matter if you're by my side (At the end of the line) I'm satisfied
Well, it's all right, even if you're old and gray Well, it's all right, you still got something to say Well, it's all right, remember to live and let live Well, it's all right, the best you can do is forgive
Well, it's all right (all right), riding around on the breeze Well, it's all right (all right), if you live the life you please Well, it's all right, even if the sun don't shine Well, it's all right (all right), we're going to the end of the line
She's got her pudding in the oven And it's gonna be good She better not leave me And go out to Hollywood She got the best pudding in the neighborhood She's my baby
She can drive a truck She can drive a train (my baby, my my baby) She can even drive an aeroplane She's so good to look at in the rain She's my baby
She's comin' down the sidewalk She's stumblin' through the door She's coming home from places She's never been before She sits down on the sofa She poors herself a drink Says, "Ooh honey, honey ain't no time to think"
My baby My baby My baby
She's got a body for business Got a head for sin She knocks me over like a bowling pin She came home last night and said, "Honey, honey, honey it's hard to get ahead"
My baby My baby
She can build a boat She can make it float (my baby, m-my my baby) She can play my guitar Note for note She likes to stick her tongue right down my throat She's my baby
Look out your window That grass ain't green It's kinda yellow See what I mean?
Look up your chimney The sky ain't blue It's kinda yellow You know it's true
It's so hard to figure what it's all about
When your outside's in (inside out) And your downside's up (upside down) Yeah, your upside's right (rightside up) Yeah, don't it make you wanna twist and shout When you're inside out
Look down your drain pipe What color do you see? It's got to be yellow Don't try to fool me
And don't it make you wanna twist and shout
When your outside's in (inside out) And your downside's up (upside down) Yeah, your upside's right (rightside up) Yeah, don't it make you wanna twist and shout When you're inside out
Be careful where you're walking You might step in something rough Be careful where you're talking And saying all that stuff
Take care when you are breathing Something's funny in the air And somethings I'm not saying 'Bout what's happening out there It's inside out
Look into the future With your mystic crystal ball See if it ain't yellow See if it's there at all
Ain't no shadow of doubt Don't it make you wanna twist and shout
When your outside's in (inside out) And your downside's up (upside down) Yeah, your upside's right (rightside up) Yeah, don't it make you wanna twist and shout When you're inside out
(Inside out) (Rightside up) Yeah, don't it make you wanna twist and shout When you're inside out Inside out
Waltzing round the room tonight In someone else's clothes You're always coming out of things Smelling like a rose
You hang your head and your heart is filled With so much misery You'd be happy as you could be If you belonged to me
You say, "Let's go to the rodeo And see some cowboy fall" Sometimes it seems to me you've Got no sympathy at all
You keep on going on and on About how you're so free You'd be happy as you could be If you belonged to me
It ain't easy to get to you But there must be some kind of a way If only two could look to you For only one moment of each day
You're saying that you're all washed up Got nothing else to give Seems like you would've figured out How long you have to live
You could feel like a baby again Sitting on your daddy's knee Oh, how happy you could be If you belonged to me
The guy you're with is a ruthless pimp Everybody knows Every cent he takes from you Goes straight up his nose
You look so sad, you're going so mad Any fool can see You'd be happy as you could be If you belong to me You'd be happy as you could be If you belong to me
7, 7, 7 deadly sins That's how the world begins Watch out when you step in For 7 deadly sins
7 deadly sins That's when the fun begins (7 deadly sins)
(Sin number one) was when you left me (Sin number two) you said goodbye (Sin number three) was when you told me A little white lie
7 deadly sins Once it starts, it never ends (7 deadly sins, ooh) Watch out around the bend (7 deadly sins, ooh) For 7 deadly sins
(Sin number four) was when you looked my way (Sin number five) was when you smiled (Sin number six) was when you let me stay Sin number seven was when you touched me and told me why
7 deadly sins (ooh) So many rules to bend (ooh) Time and time again (7 deadly sins, ooh) 7 deadly sins
(7 deadly sins) (7 deadly sins) (7 deadly sins)
7, 7, 7 deadly sins That's how the world begins (7 deadly sins, ooh) Watch out when you step in (7 deadly sins, ooh) For 7 deadly sins
Well, I woke up this morning The place was such a wreck I couldn't reach the bathroom Thought I better clear the deck
I tried to call the lawyer And asked him what to do He referred me to his doctor Who referred me back to you
And when you checked the manual You kept inside the case It said put it in a cool dry place
Well I drove around the city Looking for a room That was high above the water Where my things could be in tune
There was no one to help me Nobody even cared I had to go through hell To get those things up there
I paid my first subscription Then I joined the idle race And they said, "Store it in a cool dry place"
I got guitar, basses, amplifiers and drums Accordions and mandolins and things that sometimes hum Cymbals and harmonicas, capos by the score And lots of things in boxes laying all around the floor
Some places they get mildew And others get too hot Some places are so damp that Everything you got just rots
All kinds of condensation Direct result of rain And not much compensation When everything's been stained
Some have sentimental value that Cannot be erased Go store it in a cool dry place
We got solids and acoustics And some from plywood board And some are trimmed in leather And some are made with gourds
There's organs and trombones And reverbs we can't use Lots of DX-7s And old athletic shoes
I bought a great big building It took up one whole block I made an inventory Of all the things in stock
The place was getting longer I was up all night I used up all my pencils But I went on despite
The blurring of my vision The sweat upon my face I got to put this stuff away I mustn't leave a trace
The landlord's breathing down my neck He says it's a disgrace So I said "Put it in a cool, dry place."
I've wandered around with nothing more than time on my hands I was lost in the night with no sight of you And at times it was so blue and lonely Heading for the light
Been close to the edge, hanging by my fingernails I've rolled and I've tumbled through the roses and the thorns And I couldn't see the sign that warned me Heading for the light
Oh, I didn't see that big black cloud hanging over me And when the rain came down, I was nearly drowned I didn't know the mess I was in
My shoes are wearing out from walking down this same highway I don't see nothing new but I feel a lot of change And I get the strangest feeling As I'm heading for the light
Oh, my hands were tied, jokers and fools on either side But still I kept on till the worst had gone Now I see the hole I was in
My shoes are wearing out from walking down this same highway I don't see nothing new but I feel a lot of change And I get the strangest feeling As I'm heading for the light
I see the sun ahead, I ain't never looking back All the dreams are coming true as I think of you Now there's nothing in the way to stop me Heading for the light
Now there's nothing in the way to stop me Heading for the light
You put your hand on your head (hand on your head) Put your foot in the air (foot in the air) Then you hop around the room (hop around the room) In your underwear (in your underwear) There ain't never been nothin' quite like this Come on baby it's The Wilbury Twist
Lift your other foot up (other foot up) And fall on your ass (fall on your ass) Get back up (get back up) Put your teeth in a glass (teeth in a glass) Ain't never been nothin' quite like this It's a magical thing called The Wilbury Twist
Everybody's trying to do The Wilbury Twist China, Belgium, France and Japan Thailand, Poland, Pakistan Everybody's trying to do The Wilbury Twist
Roll up your rug (roll up your rug) Dust your broom (dust your broom) Ball the jack (ball the jack) Howl at the moon (at the moon) Ain't ever been nothin' quite like this Everybody's talkin' 'bout The Wilbury Twist
Everybody's trying to do The Wilbury Twist Puerto Rico, U.S.A England, Cameroon, Norway Everybody's trying to do The Wilbury Twist
Turn your lights down low (your lights down low) Put your blindfold on (your blindfold on) You'll never know (you'll never know) When your friends have gone (when your friends have gone) Could be years before you're missed Everybody's trying to do The Wilbury Twist
It's a different dance (it's a different dance) For you all to do (for you all to do) Spin your body (very versatile) Like a screw (spin your body like a screw) Better not forget it on your shopping list (You can stop and buy one, it's The Wilbury Twist)
Ain't never been nothin' quite like this (Better come and get it, it's The Wilbury Twist) I guess by now you've got the gist (Everybody's crazy about The Wilbury Twist)