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I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear," The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass And the closest I've been to a bar is at ballet class Prim and proper, the girl who's never been cased I'm tired of being pure and not chased Like something that seeks it's level I want to go to the devil I want to be evil, I want to spit tacks I want to be evil and cheat at jacks I want to be wicked, I want to tell lies I want to be mean and throw mud pies I want to wake up in the morning With that dark brown taste I want to see some dissipation in my face I want to be evil, I want to be mad But more than that, I want to be bad I want to be evil and trump an ace Just to see my partner's face I want to be nasty, I want to be cruel I want to be daring, I want to shoot pool and in the theatre, I want to change my seat Just so I can step on everybody's feet I want to be evil, I want to hurt flies I want to sing songs like the guy who cries I want to be horrid, I want to drink booze And whatever I've got, I'm eager to lose I want to be evil, little evil me Just as mean and evil as I can be! |
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| 2. |
| 2:38 | 
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| 3. |
| 2:52 |
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| 4. |
| 3:47 |
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| 5. |
| 2:45 |
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> The one who has me for his own
Is on the town and I'm alone In his blue suit and his new tie He slams the door without goodbye Tonight my eyes are jealous green Tonight I'm melancholy mean He meets in secret rendezvous Some dame to tell his troubles to The heel He'll promise her most anything A sable coat, a diamond ring She'll find him out when its too late And all she'll get will be the date But while the dawn's a distant thing In his embrace her heart will sing A dizzy head will spin with lies And all too soon a woman cries The heel The neon lights that flash below Ignite my room with double glow And in the gloom I hear a laugh Its coming from his photograph I wring my hands and mop the floor And swear to even up the score But where a kitten cried tonight A panther waits to claw and bite The heel I dare not play my radio One more complaint and out I go I'm sick of playing solitaire The ace of spades is everywhere They'll be no sleep for me tonight The sheep I count are never white They all turn out to be jet black And who's the leader of the pack The heel At dawn I know he'll stagger in Demanding coffee black as sin And as I take it from the tin I'll slip a little powder in He'll look at me and start to cry And cross his heart and hope to die And mumble I know how you feel But I've been on a business deal The heel Then as the pot begins to perc. I know my plan will never work When he starts to drink it up I grab his hand and break the cup Its only jealousy I know That brought my thinking down so low Why must I wait for him and grieve Why don't I just pack up and leave The heel But now he's reeling on the stair I'll try to act like I don't care For in my heart's arithmetic I find it takes two heels to click We're in a web of love and hate Where it will end is up to fate I'll let him have his little flings I'll be the chewing gum that clings To the heel |
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| 6. |
| 2:56 |
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| 7. |
| 3:13 |
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| 8. |
| 3:31 |
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| 9. |
| 3:26 |
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| 10. |
| 3:03 |
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Smoke gets in your eyes
They asked me how I knew my true love was true? Oh, I of course replied. ""Something here inside, cannot be denied"" They said someday you'll find, all who love are blind. When your heart's on fire. You must realize smoke gets in your eyes. So I chaffed them and I gayly laughed. To think they could doubt my love. Yet today, my love has flown away. I'm without my love. Now laughing friends deride, tears I cannot hide. So I smile and say. ""When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your eyes."" |
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| 11. |
| 3:26 |
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Santa Baby,
Just slip a sable under the tree For me Been an awful good girl Santa Baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, A '54 convertible too Light blue I'll wait up for you, dear Santa baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed Next year I could be just as good If you'll check off my Christmas list Santa Baby, I want a yacht and really that's not A lot Been an angel all year Santa Baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight Santa honey, One little thing I really need The deed To a platinum mine Santa Baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight Santa cutie, And fill my stocking with a duplex And checks Sign your 'x' on the line Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you Lets see if you believe in me Santa Baby, Forgot to mention one little thing A ring I don't mean on the phone Santa Baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry...tonight |
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| 12. |
| 3:18 |
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